David Martínez

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Los Angeles Football Club
21 Sep 2028
Thursday
Process

Marked for David Martínez

111 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Los Angeles Football Club are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 43 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Player ratings

Amin Boudri runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

4 matches without a win for Los Angeles Football Club

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Los Angeles Football Club are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Amin Boudri is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kayke

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club come up short against Sporting Kansas City

Sporting Kansas City left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Bongokuhle Hlongwane

5 goals and a season average of 7.35 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

The one thing Kayke could not do

Shots: 10, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

Back issues
110 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Heung-Min Son stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Heung-Min Son and Los Angeles Football Club agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club make home a hard place to visit

11 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

David Martínez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Daniel Edelman

Defensive actions: 20. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Eddie Segura

18 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Henrik Dalsgaard

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Los Angeles Football Club release $6.8M for the manager

The board have put money on the table rather than an encouraging word. What happens to it now is somebody else's problem, and somebody else's job.

Player ratings

Sergi Palencia was the difference for Los Angeles Football Club

Marked 7.79. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

In brief

109 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Los Angeles Football Club — 7.80

1 for Ryan Porteous, marked 7.80, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Amin Boudri is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Los Angeles Football Club against San Diego Football Club

1‑2 to San Diego Football Club, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

David Martínez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Amin Boudri is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.30 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Lewis Morgan

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Bongokuhle Hlongwane leaves them behind him

Shots: 7. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

Kayke keeps on missing

Shots: 10, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

108 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Jeremy Ebobisse: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Los Angeles Football Club have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Whatever happens, Los Angeles Football Club do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Match

The run at home goes on for Los Angeles Football Club

10 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Amin Boudri falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Hugo Lloris gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Lewis Morgan at his very best

Marked 8.53. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Los Angeles Football Club.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club and FC Dallas take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

Amin Boudri linked with a move away

The name of Amin Boudri keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Los Angeles Football Club say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

107 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Los Angeles Football Club are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 41 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Hugo Lloris keeps Los Angeles Football Club in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club say no — this time

The offer from FC Dallas for Nathan Ordaz was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Real improvement from Mohamed Bendary at Los Angeles Football Club

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Mohamed Bendary is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Player ratings

A goal and an assist for Amin Boudri — 7.52

Involvement in 2 goals, from a player who spent the ninety minutes doing the thing a manager actually wants: being where the ball was going to end up. 7.52 beside his name.

Match

6 unbeaten for Los Angeles Football Club

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Los Angeles Football Club did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Martínez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Eddie Segura

Defensive actions: 21. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

105 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hugo Lloris

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Kayke takes the afternoon — 8.75

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Kayke provided it, and the 8.75 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Los Angeles Football Club have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Amin Boudri is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club find a way past Minnesota United FC

Minnesota United FC made Los Angeles Football Club work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Kayke

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Heung-Min Son

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of David Martínez at his very best

Marked 8.20. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Los Angeles Football Club.

In brief

104 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Amin Boudri runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

David Martínez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Bongokuhle Hlongwane was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.29. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club see off Seattle Sounders

Three points for Los Angeles Football Club, 2‑1 the final word against Seattle Sounders in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ryan Porteous

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.73, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Nobody wins at Los Angeles Football Club

8 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Lewis Morgan

Marked 8.24 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Bongokuhle Hlongwane is carrying Los Angeles Football Club

5 goals and a season average of 7.36. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

103 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Los Angeles Football Club run riot against Colorado Rapids

4‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club up to position 3

31 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Paul Rothrock: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Los Angeles Football Club have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Heung-Min Son, 36, rolls back the years — 8.53

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.53 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Mathieu Choinière moves on

Houston Dynamo pay $2.2M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Real improvement from Mohamed Bendary at Los Angeles Football Club

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Mohamed Bendary is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Mateo Godoy comes home

The shirt still fits. Mateo Godoy is back at Los Angeles Football Club, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Player ratings

Amin Boudri was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.76. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

102 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Jeremy Ebobisse hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Los Angeles Football Club can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

David Martínez signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” David Martínez and Los Angeles Football Club agree another 5 years.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Amin Boudri

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Mathieu Choinière attracts admirers

The name of Mathieu Choinière has come up in conversations Los Angeles Football Club were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Amin Boudri falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Hugo Lloris

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hugo Lloris, and the manager let it.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to David Martínez

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

One of those days for David Martínez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.66, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

101 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Bongokuhle Hlongwane raises the bar for Los Angeles Football Club

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Los Angeles Football Club heard it as anything else.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Martínez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

99 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Daniel Edelman was immovable

36 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Eddie Segura

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 26 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Heung-Min Son

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Amin Boudri is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ryan Porteous in the eights

A performance of 9.18 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club see off Portland Timbers

Three points for Los Angeles Football Club, 2‑0 the final word against Portland Timbers in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Alejandro Villarreal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Heung-Min Son has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Los Angeles Football Club will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

98 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Heung-Min Son runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Jordan Farr says Los Angeles Football Club went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Bongokuhle Hlongwane in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Hugo Lloris

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hugo Lloris, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Los Angeles Football Club against Vancouver Whitecaps

0‑2 to Vancouver Whitecaps, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

David Martínez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Amin Boudri leaves them behind him

Shots: 7. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Kayke

9 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Market

The Amin Boudri question follows Los Angeles Football Club around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Amin Boudri’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

96 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Los Angeles Football Club win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 92th minute. Sporting Kansas City will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Squad

Hugo Lloris keeps Los Angeles Football Club in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Amin Boudri falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Bongokuhle Hlongwane

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.31, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Heung-Min Son

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club see off Sporting Kansas City

Three points for Los Angeles Football Club, 2‑1 the final word against Sporting Kansas City in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Amin Boudri at his very best

Marked 8.99. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Los Angeles Football Club.

The terraces

Los Angeles Football Club supporters have found a favourite in Amin Boudri

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Amin Boudri has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

95 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Heung-Min Son runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

No hiding place for Sergi Palencia

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sergi Palencia, and the manager let it.

Match

Austin FC take the points off Los Angeles Football Club

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Lewis Morgan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Heung-Min Son has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Los Angeles Football Club will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

The one thing Kayke could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Paul Rothrock

Marked 5.76, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Market

The David Martínez talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Los Angeles Football Club know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

93 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hugo Lloris

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 15 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Player ratings

Heung-Min Son runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Hugo Lloris signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Hugo Lloris commits to Los Angeles Football Club for another 2 years.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Amin Boudri is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club come up short against FC Dallas

FC Dallas left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

The Amin Boudri story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Amin Boudri signs something — a contract at Los Angeles Football Club or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for David Martínez

5 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

91 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Heung-Min Son

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Bongokuhle Hlongwane was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Amin Boudri is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Real Salt Lake take the points off Los Angeles Football Club

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Sergi Palencia gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

David Martínez in the eights

A performance of 8.25 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Amin Boudri is still paying for one afternoon at Los Angeles Football Club

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Player ratings

One moment undoes Amin Boudri

There was one mistake and it ended in the net. Defenders are judged on the worst thing they did rather than on the eighty-nine minutes either side of it, which is unfair and is also the job.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Kayke

11 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

90 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Los Angeles Football Club cannot stop winning

5 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Bongokuhle Hlongwane in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Amin Boudri falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Eddie Segura was immovable

21 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Heung-Min Son gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to David Martínez

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club find a way past Minnesota United FC

Minnesota United FC made Los Angeles Football Club work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David Martínez

Marked 8.18 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

Jeremy Ebobisse is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Los Angeles Football Club has been clear about where Jeremy Ebobisse stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

86 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Artem Smolyakov

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Los Angeles Football Club lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Chicago Fire come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Los Angeles Football Club did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

David Martínez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Heung-Min Son is still paying for one afternoon at Los Angeles Football Club

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Market

The David Martínez question follows Los Angeles Football Club around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with David Martínez’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

83 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Artem Smolyakov

52 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Los Angeles Football Club lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Bongokuhle Hlongwane was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Martínez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

82 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Orlando City come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Los Angeles Football Club did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club get their man

The chase for Noah Streit ended with $3.1M changing hands and CF Montreal out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Amin Boudri falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Daniel Edelman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Amin Boudri has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Los Angeles Football Club will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

78 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Denis Bouanga attracts admirers

The name of Denis Bouanga has come up in conversations Los Angeles Football Club were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Amin Boudri falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

74 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Daniel Edelman keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Los Angeles Football Club may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Timothy Tillman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

71 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Igor Jesus hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Los Angeles Football Club can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Igor Jesus: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Los Angeles Football Club have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

David Martínez is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Timothy Tillman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

6 goals on loan for Denis Bouanga

34 appearances at Criciuma and the goals keep coming. Los Angeles Football Club are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

In brief

70 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ryan Hollingshead says Los Angeles Football Club went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Amin Boudri is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

66 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Timothy Tillman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Igor Jesus's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

65 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Los Angeles Football Club are out

0‑1, and a season that ran to May has ended inside a fortnight. This is what a playoff is: nine months of work settled by a couple of evenings, and nobody who designed it was thinking about the losing dressing room.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 45 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hugo Lloris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Hugo Lloris gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Heung-Min Son is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.29 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

62 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Amin Boudri damages knee ligaments — 37 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 37 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Bongokuhle Hlongwane wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Los Angeles Football Club hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Hugo Lloris stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Hugo Lloris and Los Angeles Football Club agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

55 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jeremy Ebobisse

71 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Los Angeles Football Club lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Hugo Lloris keeps Los Angeles Football Club in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Heung-Min Son yet — 9.04

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.04 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Igor Jesus

Defensive actions: 25. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hugo Lloris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Eddie Segura shuts the door

Defensive actions: 21, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club see off San Jose Earthquakes

Three points for Los Angeles Football Club, 1‑0 the final word against San Jose Earthquakes in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Bongokuhle Hlongwane runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

48 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Stephen Eustáquio

54 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Los Angeles Football Club lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Nathan Ordaz says Los Angeles Football Club went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Real improvement from David Martínez at Los Angeles Football Club

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. David Martínez is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Heung-Min Son

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club come up short against LA Galaxy

LA Galaxy left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

46 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Stephen Eustáquio damages knee ligaments — 69 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 69 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ryan Porteous

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 30 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hugo Lloris

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

11 unbeaten for Los Angeles Football Club

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 11 matches without defeat is a foundation Los Angeles Football Club did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

Igor Jesus shuts the door

Defensive actions: 26, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Heung-Min Son runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Iván Ojeda falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Nobody wins at Los Angeles Football Club

8 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

In brief

42 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Stephen Eustáquio

98 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Los Angeles Football Club lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Heung-Min Son

Successful dribbles: 34. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hugo Lloris

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Whatever happens, Los Angeles Football Club do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Bongokuhle Hlongwane was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Timothy Tillman in the eights

A performance of 9.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for David Martínez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to David Martínez, and the manager let it.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club share the spoils with San Diego Football Club

A 1‑1 draw with San Diego Football Club leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Bongokuhle Hlongwane

7 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

40 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Stephen Eustáquio

114 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Los Angeles Football Club lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Igor Jesus

Defensive actions: 39. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Amin Boudri is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Amin Boudri in the eights

A performance of 9.20 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Bongokuhle Hlongwane

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Amin Boudri sends Los Angeles Football Club past San Jose Earthquakes

It finished 1‑0, and it was Amin Boudri’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Los Angeles Football Club.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Eddie Segura

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 16 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Martínez

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

38 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Stephen Eustáquio damages knee ligaments — 130 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 130 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Timothy Tillman keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Los Angeles Football Club may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Amin Boudri falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club share the spoils with Minnesota United FC

A 1‑1 draw with Minnesota United FC leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Martínez

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

36 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Los Angeles Football Club bow out of the cup

Sporting Kansas City go through and Los Angeles Football Club go home, 1‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Martínez

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Stephen Eustáquio

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 28 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Ryan Porteous was immovable

22 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Market

New York Red Bulls watching Mark Delgado

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Los Angeles Football Club have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Timothy Tillman

Marked 9.52 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Heung-Min Son

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club see off Colorado Rapids

Three points for Los Angeles Football Club, 2‑0 the final word against Colorado Rapids in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

35 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Eddie Segura

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Los Angeles Football Club lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Jeremy Ebobisse scores twice — 9.10

Two goals and a mark of 9.10 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Ryan Hollingshead puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Los Angeles Football Club, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Daniel Edelman says Los Angeles Football Club went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Heung-Min Son yet — 8.04

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.04 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Real improvement from David Martínez at Los Angeles Football Club

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. David Martínez is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club sell Adrian Wibowo for $1.8M

Adrian Wibowo has left for Inter Miami CF in a $1.8M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Amin Boudri is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club find a way past St. Louis CITY SC

St. Louis CITY SC made Los Angeles Football Club work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

34 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Eddie Segura

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Los Angeles Football Club lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Sergi Palencia keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Los Angeles Football Club may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Igor Jesus hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Los Angeles Football Club can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Inter Miami CF come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Los Angeles Football Club did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Amin Boudri falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

32 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Eddie Segura damages knee ligaments — 38 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 38 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

No end in sight to Los Angeles Football Club's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Los Angeles Football Club has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Mark Delgado puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Los Angeles Football Club, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Hugo Lloris signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Hugo Lloris commits to Los Angeles Football Club for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Martínez

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Los Angeles Football Club

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Amin Boudri falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Los Angeles Football Club against Portland Timbers

1‑2 to Portland Timbers, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

29 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Igor Jesus asks to leave Los Angeles Football Club

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Amin Boudri is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

28 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

David Martínez stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” David Martínez and Los Angeles Football Club agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Amin Boudri falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Jeremy Ebobisse in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

26 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Amin Boudri falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Igor Jesus was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

115% of the income goes out in wages at Los Angeles Football Club

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

22 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 150% of everything Los Angeles Football Club earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

When it matters, Heung-Min Son plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Sergi Palencia knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Sergi Palencia trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

A year gone for Nathan Ordaz

The loan was meant to give him football. 4 games and 0 goals later he is back at Los Angeles Football Club no further forward, and everybody involved will explain why it was not their doing.

Squad

Thomas Hasal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief