Ivan Mamavko

Striker - Torpedo Miass
4 Oct 2029
Thursday
Process

Marked for Ivan Mamavko

163 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gianmarco Mainardi asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 13 in, 18 out at Torpedo Miass

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 13 arrived, 18 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Torpedo Miass rebuffed over Yuri Martynov

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Kaluga have kept their man, and Torpedo Miass go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Dmitry Kuzmin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 96% of everything Torpedo Miass earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Andrei Davydov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Andrei Davydov and Torpedo Miass agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

“I want to play”: Klim Perekalskiy speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

The dugout

Stanislav Lavrov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

Back issues
162 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

18 days out for Ivan Mamavko after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Torpedo Miass will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

At last: Torpedo Miass win one

11 matches without a win, and then this, against Irtysh. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Market

Mikhail Kotov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A career in one shirt: Dmitry Kuzmin

11 seasons and 234 appearances, all of them here. Careers like this are not designed; they happen to a certain kind of man at a certain kind of club, and this town has one.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Miass

Alexandr Balakhonov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $21.5K into Torpedo Miass

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Transfer targets

Pobeda tell Torpedo Miass: Andrey Boiko is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Dmitry Kuzmin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Torpedo Miass find a way past Irtysh

Irtysh made Torpedo Miass work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

161 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

11 matches without a win for Torpedo Miass

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Torpedo Miass are no longer polite ones.

Match

Torpedo Miass are in real trouble now

Position 7, 1 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Ivan Mamavko breaks a bone — 25 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 25 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Dmitry Kuzmin beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 23. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Alexandr Balakhonov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Torpedo Miass rebuffed over Battal Al-Harthi

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Dinamo Vologda have kept their man, and Torpedo Miass go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Boardroom

The Torpedo Miass debt reaches $4.6M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

The dugout

No hiding place for Marcos Pacheco

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marcos Pacheco, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ivan Kotelnikov takes the honours

Marked 7.99 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Torpedo Miass had the best player on the pitch.

In brief

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The Torpedo Miass Herald

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Torpedo Miass's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Torpedo Miass has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Torpedo Miass cannot find the net

10 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Match

The small margins put Torpedo Miass out

Out, 0‑2 to Uralets-TS, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

Ivan Mamavko breaks a bone — 32 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 32 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Igor Vaisbein keeps Torpedo Miass in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Alexandr Balakhonov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Vladislav Kalinichev

Torpedo Miass asked and Legion said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dmitry Kuzmin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Andrey Trofimov attracts admirers

The name of Andrey Trofimov has come up in conversations Torpedo Miass were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

159 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ivan Mamavko breaks a bone — 39 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 39 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

8 matches without a win for Torpedo Miass

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Torpedo Miass are no longer polite ones.

Match

8 matches without a goal for Torpedo Miass

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 8 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

The step up is real for Yuriy Balabanov

At 17 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Danil Goryaev stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Danil Goryaev and Torpedo Miass agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Artem Anoshin

Torpedo Miass asked and Tyumen said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Torpedo Miass come up short against Murom

Murom left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ivan Kotelnikov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

130 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Bumprom Gomel spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

The dugout

Dmitriy Latykhov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bumprom Gomel may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

51 days out for Ivan Mamavko after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bumprom Gomel will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

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Squad

Artem Miroevskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Artem Zhevnerenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 90% of everything Bumprom Gomel earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Bumprom Gomel keep their word to Ivan Mamavko

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Market

Bumprom Gomel shop where it costs nothing

Arseniy Asonov signs, and the fee column stays empty. Deals like this look small in July and clever by March — or they are never mentioned again.

In brief

129 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Bumprom Gomel boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Ivan Mamavko breaks a bone — 58 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 58 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

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Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mikhail Kazimir is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Dmitriy Latykhov gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dmitriy Latykhov is on it.

Market

Still no signature from Nikita Karpuk

7 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Bumprom Gomel could get for him.

The dugout

Anton Shikavka knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Anton Shikavka trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Aidan Magfurov leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Aidan Magfurov leaves Bumprom Gomel the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

128 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel put Viktar Gordeichuk on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Ivan Mamavko breaks a bone — 65 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 65 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Dmitriy Latykhov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$210.4K of the owner's money at Bumprom Gomel

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Zhevnerenko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Yaroslav Makushinskiy exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Yaroslav Makushinskiy is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

Market

Bumprom Gomel and Ivan Zhestkin are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

Dmitriy Latykhov linked with a move away

The name of Dmitriy Latykhov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bumprom Gomel say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Ivan Zhestkin is not saying it is over

“Ask me in the summer. I will know before anybody else does.” He is 37 with 442 appearances behind him, and Bumprom Gomel have to plan for both answers.

In brief

127 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Nikita Karpuk out for 16 days

16 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A fracture rules Ivan Mamavko out for 72 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bumprom Gomel will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Nikita Karpuk is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Bumprom Gomel will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel are $6.4M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dmitriy Kaplunov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dmitriy Kaplunov, and the manager let it.

Market

Bumprom Gomel and Nikita Karpuk are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Yaroslav Makushinskiy without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Yaroslav Makushinskiy was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

In brief

126 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Nikita Karpuk out for 23 days

23 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

Anger at Bumprom Gomel spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Ivan Mamavko breaks a bone — 79 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 79 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

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Squad

Artem Miroevskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

139% of the income goes out in wages at Bumprom Gomel

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

125 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nikita Karpuk damages knee ligaments — 30 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 30 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Bumprom Gomel boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Ivan Mamavko breaks a bone — 86 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 86 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

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Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Artem Zhevnerenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

124 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Nikita Karpuk out for 37 days

37 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

93 days out for Ivan Mamavko after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bumprom Gomel will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Zhevnerenko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Artem Zhevnerenko

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Bumprom Gomel told Artem Zhevnerenko something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Market

Bumprom Gomel and Dmitriy Kaplunov are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

123 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nikita Karpuk damages knee ligaments — 44 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 44 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Ivan Mamavko out for 100 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bumprom Gomel will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

$215.5K of the owner's money at Bumprom Gomel

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Bumprom Gomel

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Bumprom Gomel debt reaches $6.4M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Market

Still no ink between Bumprom Gomel and Ivan Zhestkin

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Bumprom Gomel, another week without a signature from Ivan Zhestkin.

The dugout

Ruslan Arlouski knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bumprom Gomel, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The manager makes Dmitriy Latykhov a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Bumprom Gomel. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

122 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nikita Karpuk damages knee ligaments — 51 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 51 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

The mood at Bumprom Gomel has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Ivan Mamavko breaks a bone — 107 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 107 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Nikita Karpuk honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. Bumprom Gomel had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

The dugout

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Squad

Artem Miroevskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

121 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Nikita Karpuk out for 58 days

58 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Bumprom Gomel

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Bumprom Gomel is running low.

Squad

Ivan Mamavko breaks a bone — 114 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 114 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

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Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Dmitriy Latykhov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Zhevnerenko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

120 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Ivan Mamavko out for 121 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bumprom Gomel will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dmitriy Kaplunov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dmitriy Kaplunov, and the manager let it.

Squad

Valery Arlouski falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Dmitriy Latykhov linked with a move away

The name of Dmitriy Latykhov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bumprom Gomel say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Still no ink between Bumprom Gomel and Alexandr Turuk

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Bumprom Gomel, another week without a signature from Alexandr Turuk.

In brief

113 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Bumprom Gomel

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

46 days out for Alexandr Turuk after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bumprom Gomel will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

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Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Artem Zhevnerenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Dmitriy Latykhov plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

111 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

60 days out for Alexandr Turuk after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bumprom Gomel will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Ivan Mamavko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bumprom Gomel can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel close the window on a squad of their own making

25 in and 10 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Slavia Mozyr tell Bumprom Gomel: Kirill Pankratov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

One of our own: Anton Savitski joins the Bumprom Gomel first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Anton Savitski is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Bumprom Gomel promote Ivan Pavlov from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ivan Pavlov has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Bumprom Gomel promote Pavel Balanovich from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Pavel Balanovich has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

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106 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

The mood at Bumprom Gomel has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Player ratings

A brace, and Kirill Sidorenko takes the afternoon — 8.91

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Kirill Sidorenko provided it, and the 8.91 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Ivan Mamavko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Whatever happens, Bumprom Gomel do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Boardroom

$224.0K from the owner keeps Bumprom Gomel afloat

The gap in the accounts was filled from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be grateful and to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings arrive together.

Transfer targets

Gomel tell Bumprom Gomel: Ivan Sorochinskiy is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Artem Zhevnerenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

79 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Maxim Samotoy puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Yahor Kavalyou

Bumprom Gomel asked and Lokomotiv Gomel said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Artem Zhevnerenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Bumprom Gomel and Evgeniy Gremza are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

The Kirill Parmonov story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Kirill Parmonov signs something — a contract at Bumprom Gomel or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

When it matters, Maxim Vospukov plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Boardroom

Open for business: Bumprom Gomel enter the window

The registration window is open and the phone has started. Between now and the deadline this club will be linked with forty players and sign three, which is the usual ratio.

Market

Bumprom Gomel put Ivan Mamavko up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Ivan Mamavko may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

74 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Bumprom Gomel has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Bumprom Gomel sink to position 12

21 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Evgeniy Isachenko asks to leave Bumprom Gomel

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Mark Tychko is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Bumprom Gomel is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Artem Zhevnerenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 195% of the Bumprom Gomel income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Boardroom

Embargo at Bumprom Gomel

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Boardroom

The borrowing at Bumprom Gomel reaches $4.8M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $4.8M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

In brief