Patrick Schulte

Goalkeeper - Columbus Crew
17 Sep 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Patrick Schulte

110 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Columbus Crew run riot against Chicago Fire

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Both of them Éric Bailly's — 9.22

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.22, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Columbus Crew cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Market

Max Arfsten wants more than Columbus Crew are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Brais Méndez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Jamal Thiaré has seen enough of Puebla

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Columbus Crew, and 1 appearances in 33 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Patrick Schulte shuts the door again

12 clean sheets and counting. Strikers leave this ground muttering his name, which is exactly how a goalkeeper measures a good season.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Hugo Picard at his very best

Marked 8.16. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Columbus Crew.

In brief

Back issues
109 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Columbus Crew win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 92th minute. FC Cincinnati will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Éric Bailly yet — 8.46

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.46 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

Columbus Crew make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Columbus Crew have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Columbus Crew

Juan Villordo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Brais Méndez

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Columbus Crew find a way past FC Cincinnati

FC Cincinnati made Columbus Crew work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Max Arfsten in the eights

A performance of 8.22 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Patrick Schulte shuts the door again

11 clean sheets and counting. Strikers leave this ground muttering his name, which is exactly how a goalkeeper measures a good season.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jesús Isijara is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

108 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Brais Méndez

Successful dribbles: 30. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Juan Villordo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Juan Villordo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Nəriman Axundzadə sends Columbus Crew past Nashville SC

It finished 1‑0, and it was Nəriman Axundzadə’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Columbus Crew.

Player ratings

Nəriman Axundzadə in the eights

A performance of 8.44 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Patrick Schulte shuts the door again

10 clean sheets and counting. Strikers leave this ground muttering his name, which is exactly how a goalkeeper measures a good season.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. André Gomes is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Max Kerkvliet wants to come home

“I did not go to Santos Laguna to sit and watch. I want to come back to Columbus Crew and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 5 matches say the rest.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Sean Zawadzki

Defensive actions: 14. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

107 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Age has not caught Éric Bailly yet — 8.16

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.16 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Nəriman Axundzadə in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Brais Méndez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Malte Amundsen

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 22 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Match

Nəriman Axundzadə the difference as Columbus Crew beat New York Red Bulls

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Nəriman Axundzadə. 1‑0 against New York Red Bulls, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Nəriman Axundzadə was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.26. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Getting past Patrick Schulte has become the hardest job in the division

9 clean sheets and counting. Forwards used to back themselves here; now they shoot early, shoot wide, and look for somebody to blame.

Squad

Juan Villordo is still paying for one afternoon at Columbus Crew

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Hugo Picard

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

103 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

7 matches without a win for Columbus Crew

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Columbus Crew are no longer polite ones.

Market

Columbus Crew get their man

The chase for Nehuén Benedetti ended with $2.2M changing hands and New York Red Bulls out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Squad

Éric Bailly in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Brais Méndez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Alex Mighten attracts admirers

The name of Alex Mighten has come up in conversations Columbus Crew were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Match

Columbus Crew come up short against New York City

New York City left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Max Arfsten gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Brais Méndez

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Dániel Gazdag was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.03. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

101 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Columbus Crew's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Columbus Crew has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Columbus Crew

Juan Villordo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Hugo Picard runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Loan watch

Jamal Thiaré has seen enough of Puebla

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Columbus Crew, and 3 appearances in 24 say he has earned the hearing.

Match

Columbus Crew come up short against Inter Miami CF

Inter Miami CF left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Sean Zawadzki

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sean Zawadzki, and the manager let it.

Squad

André Gomes falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Columbus Crew sign 7 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Squad

Patrick Schulte shuts the door again

7 clean sheets and counting. Strikers leave this ground muttering his name, which is exactly how a goalkeeper measures a good season.

In brief

99 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Éric Bailly in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

André Gomes falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Patrick Schulte plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

93 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tristan Brown damages knee ligaments — 14 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 14 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Patrick Schulte keeps Columbus Crew in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Columbus Crew are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 18 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Match

Columbus Crew cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Éric Bailly stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Éric Bailly and Columbus Crew agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Adrián Mosquera is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Brais Méndez at his very best

Marked 9.09. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Columbus Crew.

Match

Brais Méndez the difference as Columbus Crew beat Nashville SC

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Brais Méndez. 1‑0 against Nashville SC, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Malte Amundsen shuts the door

Defensive actions: 14, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

87 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Brais Méndez

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

No end in sight to Columbus Crew's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Columbus Crew has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Kazbek Mukailov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

André Gomes falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Cameron Howard counts the days

“I watch every Columbus Crew game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Nashville SC runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Squad

When it matters, Patrick Schulte plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Sean Zawadzki

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 15 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

André Gomes dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Match

Columbus Crew and Atlanta United FC cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Atlanta United FC came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

In brief

82 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Columbus Crew turn down Nashville SC for Cesar Ruvalcaba

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Brais Méndez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Columbus Crew

7 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Squad

Patrick Schulte has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Columbus Crew will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Columbus Crew bring in David Bradley on loan

A season-long audition: LA Galaxy still own him, but the shirt and the minutes are Columbus Crew's to give. A loan is a bet both clubs believe they are winning.

In brief

78 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. André Gomes is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

6 new faces, and Columbus Crew are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

In brief

74 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Criciuma watching Jamal Thiaré

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Columbus Crew have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Nəriman Axundzadə in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jesús Isijara is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

68 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Éric Bailly in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jesús Isijara is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Patrick Schulte plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

66 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Job done: Columbus Crew advance past FC Cincinnati

The tie is over and the right side of it is theirs. 1‑0 on the night, a dressing room that will not come down for a day and a half, and a next round nobody has thought about yet.

Match

Columbus Crew cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Éric Bailly in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Brais Méndez is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.23 with 11 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Brais Méndez

Marked 8.22 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Brandon Cover

18 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Another clean sheet for Patrick Schulte

10 shut-outs and counting. Goalkeepers are only noticed when they fail, and Patrick Schulte has given nobody the chance.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kazbek Mukailov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Cesar Ruvalcaba shuts the door

Defensive actions: 13, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

64 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Columbus Crew are through

2‑0 settles it, and a club that spent a season earning the right to play these games has won one of them. Somebody else's season ended tonight, which is the part nobody mentions in the celebrations.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Éric Bailly yet — 8.89

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.89 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Patrick Schulte

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Cesar Ruvalcaba shuts the door

Defensive actions: 26, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Éric Bailly in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

Columbus Crew supporters have found a favourite in Valentín Dávila

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Valentín Dávila has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Brais Méndez was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.76. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentín Dávila is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Brais Méndez

10 goals and a season average of 7.20 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

  • Player ratings Alex Mighten runs at them all day
  • The terraces A long trip to Orlando City worth making
  • The terraces The crowd stays with them
63 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Columbus Crew refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 49 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Tempers go at Columbus Crew

Kazbek Mukailov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sean Zawadzki is still paying for one afternoon at Columbus Crew

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

44 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Jesús Isijara out for 116 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Columbus Crew will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Dániel Gazdag in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Brais Méndez

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Dániel Gazdag gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Yevhen Cheberko

Defensive actions: 20. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Max Arfsten was immovable

18 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

36 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Columbus Crew out of the cup

Charlotte Football Club ended it 0‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Éric Bailly, 33, rolls back the years — 8.75

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.75 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Patrick Schulte

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Columbus Crew turn down DC United for Hugo Picard

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dylan Chambost

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Real improvement from Peyton Miller at Columbus Crew

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Peyton Miller is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Player ratings

Nəriman Axundzadə in the eights

A performance of 9.05 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Columbus Crew find a way past New York City

New York City made Columbus Crew work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

34 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Patrick Schulte keeps Columbus Crew in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Columbus Crew sell Nicholas Hagen for $840.0K

Nicholas Hagen has left for New York City in a $840.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Tempers go at Columbus Crew

André Gomes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Brais Méndez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.20, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Wessam Abou Ali gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Columbus Crew find a way past Inter Miami CF

Inter Miami CF made Columbus Crew work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Jesús Isijara falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Malte Amundsen

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 12 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Market

Isaiah LeFlore arrives on loan

Columbus Crew have taken Isaiah LeFlore on loan from Nashville SC — cover where cover was needed.

In brief

33 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Yevhen Cheberko: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Columbus Crew have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Patrick Schulte

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Cesar Ruvalcaba asks to leave Columbus Crew

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Brais Méndez

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

André Gomes in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Éric Bailly

Marked 9.14 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Nəriman Axundzadə

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Market

Eyes on Nicholas Hagen again

The phone has started ringing about Nicholas Hagen again, and this time the name on the line is New York City. Columbus Crew are listening politely and promising nothing.

Match

Columbus Crew get the job done against Charlotte Football Club

A 1‑0 win over Charlotte Football Club, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief