Patrick Schulte

Goalkeeper - Columbus Crew
18 May 2031
Sunday
Process

Marked for Patrick Schulte

250 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

12 May 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Patrick Schulte keeps Columbus Crew in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Columbus Crew taken apart

0‑4 to FC Cincinnati, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

The dugout

Luis Barraza says Columbus Crew went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Julián Fernández falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Columbus Crew rebuffed over Walker Howard

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. FC Cincinnati have kept their man, and Columbus Crew go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Daniel Munie gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Columbus Crew

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑4 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

Back issues
249 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

5 May 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Julián Fernández asks to leave Columbus Crew

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Columbus Crew sink to position 14

5 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

André Gomes makes the wrong kind of headline

Dealt with internally, which is the phrase a club uses when it would rather nobody asked twice. He will be fined, he will apologise, and he will play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Martínez

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words exchanged at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Colorado Rapids tell Columbus Crew: João Teixeira is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

No hiding place for Patrick Schulte

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Patrick Schulte, and the manager let it.

Match

Nashville SC take the points off Columbus Crew

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Raised voices on the training ground at Columbus Crew

It involved André Gomes, it was loud enough to reach the car park, and it was over by lunch. Dressing rooms run hot; the ones that should worry you are the silent ones.

In brief

248 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

28 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mark Acosta

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Columbus Crew lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Not going: Darius Randell stays at Columbus Crew

“I know what people will say. I know what I want, and it is here.” Colorado Rapids had the fee agreed and the shirt ready; they did not have the player, and now they will not.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Martínez

Successful dribbles: 32. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A brace, and Wessam Abou Ali takes the afternoon — 8.98

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Wessam Abou Ali provided it, and the 8.98 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Patrick Schulte stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

Columbus Crew end the wait against New York Red Bulls

It had gone 9 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Boardroom

Columbus Crew close the window on a squad of their own making

17 in and 5 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Tempers go at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Columbus Crew

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Julián Fernández was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

247 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

21 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Interim Coach

Columbus Crew interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Interim Coach keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Squad

The knee: Mark Acosta out for 26 days

26 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Columbus Crew lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

9 matches without a win for Columbus Crew

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Columbus Crew are no longer polite ones.

Squad

6 saves: Patrick Schulte was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Éric Bailly in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julián Fernández is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Columbus Crew rebuffed over Francisco Petrasso

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Atletico Nacional have kept their man, and Columbus Crew go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Colorado Rapids are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Columbus Crew will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

The dugout

Jacob Bartlett gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

245 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

7 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Patrick Schulte keeps Columbus Crew in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

The knee: Mark Acosta out for 40 days

40 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Columbus Crew lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Columbus Crew taken apart

1‑4 to Philadelphia Union, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

The small margins put Columbus Crew out

Out, 0‑1 to San Diego Football Club, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Match

No end in sight to Columbus Crew's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Columbus Crew has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Luis Barraza puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Columbus Crew, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Columbus Crew

Day 37 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Squad

Éric Bailly signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Éric Bailly commits to Columbus Crew for another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Columbus Crew

André Gomes and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

242 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

17 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Wessam Abou Ali scores twice — 8.98

Two goals and a mark of 8.98 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Ayrton Costa

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Columbus Crew have done the hard part with Boca Juniors, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

No deal for João Peglow at that price

Columbus Crew offered $600.0K; FC Cincinnati said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

A row about effort at Columbus Crew

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Julián Fernández was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Atletico Nacional tell Columbus Crew: Marco Di Cesare is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Patrick Schulte gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for David Martínez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.02, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Late, late show earns Columbus Crew a point

Minute 97, against Inter Miami CF, and a goal that felt like a win to everybody who had stayed. It was a draw. Nobody leaving the ground will describe it as one.

In brief

237 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

10 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Columbus Crew

André Gomes and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

When it matters, Patrick Schulte plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Sean Zawadzki question follows Columbus Crew around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Sean Zawadzki’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

233 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

13 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mark Acosta damages knee ligaments — 32 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 32 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

David Martínez and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Julián Fernández falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

229 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

16 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Julián Fernández hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Columbus Crew can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julián Fernández is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Patrick Schulte has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Columbus Crew will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Sean Zawadzki question follows Columbus Crew around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Sean Zawadzki’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Darius Randell has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Darius Randell has written the date down.

In brief

225 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

18 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Columbus Crew

André Gomes and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Darius Randell is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Columbus Crew has been clear about where Darius Randell stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ignacio Copetti is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Patrick Schulte has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Columbus Crew will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Sean Zawadzki question follows Columbus Crew around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Sean Zawadzki’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Darius Randell knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Columbus Crew, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Columbus Crew put Julián Fernández up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Julián Fernández may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

The dugout

A door opens for Luis Barraza

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Squad

Luis Barraza is training like a man with a point to make

Nobody has promised him anything and he has not asked. The coaching staff have noticed, which at this stage of a season is the only thing that matters.

In brief

223 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

4 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

André Gomes in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Columbus Crew

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Julián Fernández was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Wessam Abou Ali gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Wessam Abou Ali is on it.

In brief

221 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

21 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Columbus Crew

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Julián Fernández was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Sam Bradley steps up from the Columbus Crew academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Sam Bradley has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Connor Ferreira joins the Columbus Crew first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Connor Ferreira is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Columbus Crew promote Tim McKennie from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Tim McKennie has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Columbus Crew promote Christian Brooks from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Christian Brooks has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Squad

Adam Turner out for 39 days

The medical room confirms 39 days on the sidelines for Adam Turner, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kyano Penso

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kyano Penso, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Patrick Schulte plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

217 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

23 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

David Martínez beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 23. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Columbus Crew

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Julián Fernández was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Jonathan Filipe will join Columbus Crew for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Jonathan Filipe has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Columbus Crew have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Match

Columbus Crew end the wait against New England Revolution

It had gone 5 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Match

Julián Fernández sends Columbus Crew past New England Revolution

It finished 1‑0, and it was Julián Fernández’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Columbus Crew.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Julián Fernández

Marked 8.24 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The dugout

A satisfied Justin Reyna

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Justin Reyna could afford to be generous.

The dugout

Patrick Schulte has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Columbus Crew will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

215 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

9 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Éric Bailly stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Éric Bailly and Columbus Crew agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

The wait goes on for Columbus Crew

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Julián Fernández falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Patrick Schulte

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Patrick Schulte, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Columbus Crew against CF Montreal

0‑2 to CF Montreal, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Julián Fernández runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

Justin Reyna answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

When it matters, Wessam Abou Ali plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

213 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

26 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Patrick Schulte stands alone

14 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Sean Bradley puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Columbus Crew, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Wessam Abou Ali’s goal not enough for Columbus Crew

Wessam Abou Ali scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to FC Cincinnati, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Valentino Gandín beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 17. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Ignacio Copetti falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Justin Reyna faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Justin Reyna after 1‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

When it matters, Patrick Schulte plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Kyano Penso has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Columbus Crew will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

210 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

5 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Julián Fernández puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Columbus Crew, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Patrick Schulte stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 15 signed and 11 gone

That is the business done at Columbus Crew until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Market

Columbus Crew sell Marco Farfan for $1.2M

Marco Farfan has left for Los Angeles Football Club in a $1.2M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Words exchanged at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

No deal for Elliot Panicco at that price

Columbus Crew offered $86.0K; Charlotte Football Club said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Transfer targets

Columbus Crew rebuffed over Jordan Farr

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Philadelphia Union have kept their man, and Columbus Crew go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Player ratings

Julián Fernández runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Wessam Abou Ali in the eights

A performance of 8.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

209 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

29 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Paul Walters moves on

FC Cincinnati pay $1.1M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

André Gomes and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

An offer of $86.0K for Elliot Panicco

Columbus Crew have gone to Charlotte Football Club with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Match

Orlando City take the points off Columbus Crew

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julián Fernández is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Patrick Schulte

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 2‑3 Justin Reyna left the room before anybody could ask which.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Mark Engel is in the works

Columbus Crew have made the call to Club Brugge. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Squad

Brandon Bradley stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Brandon Bradley and Columbus Crew agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

208 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

22 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Wessam Abou Ali scores twice — 8.96

Two goals and a mark of 8.96 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Patrick Schulte stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Transfer targets

Columbus Crew agree $270.0K for Luis Barraza

The clubs have shaken hands with Los Angeles Football Club; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

LA Galaxy come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Columbus Crew did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Match

Nobody wants to play Columbus Crew right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Éric Bailly in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Columbus Crew baulk at the price for Joe Rice

Charlotte Football Club wanted more than $19.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julián Fernández is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Daryl Dike

Columbus Crew asked and West Bromwich Albion said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

205 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

1 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

David Martínez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Julián Fernández falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Inter Miami CF take the points off Columbus Crew

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Daniel Munie

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between Columbus Crew and Marco Farfan

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Columbus Crew, another week without a signature from Marco Farfan.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Justin Reyna left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

When it matters, Patrick Schulte plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Andrés Herrera question follows Columbus Crew around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Andrés Herrera’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

201 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

3 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Julián Fernández runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 35. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

7 matches without a win for Columbus Crew

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Columbus Crew are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Columbus Crew

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

The dugout

No hiding place for Daniel Munie

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Daniel Munie, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Malte Amundsen

A mark of 7.67, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Market

Ignacio Copetti told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Ignacio Copetti has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Columbus Crew.

The dugout

When it matters, Patrick Schulte plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Justin Reyna: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

In brief

199 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

20 May 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Julián Fernández hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Columbus Crew can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

David Martínez beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 29. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

The wait goes on for Columbus Crew

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The dugout

Paul Walters keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Columbus Crew may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Renato Tapia is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Patrick Schulte

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for Columbus Crew against Chicago Fire

0‑2 to Chicago Fire, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Justin Reyna: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

197 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

6 May 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ignacio Copetti puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Columbus Crew, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Renato Tapia pops up at the right end — 7.67

7.67, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Renato Tapia is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Columbus Crew against Nashville SC

1‑2 to Nashville SC, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

David Martínez was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Columbus Crew and Marco Farfan are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Renato Tapia

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Columbus Crew told Renato Tapia something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑2 Justin Reyna left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

195 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

22 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Patrick Schulte stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Columbus Crew

André Gomes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Kayne Rizvanovich

Columbus Crew asked and New York City said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Player ratings

Julián Fernández runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Andrés Herrera is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Toronto FC take the points off Columbus Crew

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Justin Reyna answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

5 new faces, and Columbus Crew are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Wessam Abou Ali gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Wessam Abou Ali is on it.

In brief

193 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

8 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Paul Walters decides it from twelve yards

2 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Match

Columbus Crew march on in the cup

FC Dallas are out and Columbus Crew go through, 2‑2 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

A hiding for Columbus Crew

Beaten 0‑6 by Philadelphia Union, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Patrick Schulte

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Juan Villordo takes the afternoon — 8.76

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Juan Villordo provided it, and the 8.76 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Transfer targets

Ben Johnson turns down Columbus Crew

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Crvena Zvezda keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Match

The wait goes on for Columbus Crew

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

6 goals as Columbus Crew and Philadelphia Union go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Columbus Crew and Philadelphia Union, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

190 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

18 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Transfer targets

Door shut on Chituru Odunze

Columbus Crew asked and Inter Miami CF said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words exchanged at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Columbus Crew walk away from Herman Johansson

$340.0K was the most the club would pay and FC Dallas were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

Julián Fernández falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Julián Fernández gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Columbus Crew see off Inter Miami CF

Three points for Columbus Crew, 2‑0 the final word against Inter Miami CF in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Óscar Perea was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.58. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Transfer targets

Columbus Crew ask about Charlie Kelman

A loan enquiry to Charlton Athletic: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

Columbus Crew try to borrow Nicolás Bolcato

Boca Juniors have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

184 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

4 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Éric Bailly signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Éric Bailly and Columbus Crew agree another 2 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Columbus Crew

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Martínez was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Darius Randell gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Columbus Crew and Marco Farfan are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Columbus Crew

Paul Walters was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Patrick Schulte gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Patrick Schulte is on it.

In brief

180 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

7 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Julián Fernández

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Julián Fernández, and the manager let it.

Market

Talks stall between Columbus Crew and Marco Farfan

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Patrick Schulte has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Columbus Crew will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Christian Turner is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Kyano Penso moves up the pecking order

Nothing is announced when this happens and everybody knows. He is a bigger part of the plan at Columbus Crew than he was a month ago, and the training ground worked that out before the team sheet said so.

In brief

176 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

10 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Marco Farfan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Columbus Crew may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Columbus Crew

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marco Farfan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Patrick Schulte plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Patrick Schulte question follows Columbus Crew around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Patrick Schulte’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Chris Durkin knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Chris Durkin trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

173 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Cristian Santos is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Columbus Crew is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Éric Bailly in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marco Farfan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Darius Randell gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Malte Amundsen question follows Columbus Crew around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Malte Amundsen’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Patrick Schulte called up by his country

A window away with the national side, and a shirt at Columbus Crew that briefly doubles as an advertisement. A call-up flatters the player and the club that built him in the same breath.

In brief

172 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Columbus Crew

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Martínez was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Patrick Schulte plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Patrick Schulte question follows Columbus Crew around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Patrick Schulte’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Darius Randell asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

A door opens for Julián Fernández

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

168 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Columbus Crew taken apart

0‑3 to New York City, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Nicholas Hagen decides it from twelve yards

1 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Paul Walters

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Óscar Perea beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 24. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

David Martínez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Julián Fernández gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The terraces

Columbus Crew supporters have found a favourite in David Martínez

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. David Martínez has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

One of those days for David Martínez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.17, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

164 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

DeAndre Dempsey puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Columbus Crew, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

David Martínez was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 24. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

After 7 games, Columbus Crew finally taste it again

The first defeat in 7 matches. The manager will say it had to come; the dressing room will say it did not have to come against DC United; the supporters will say both, in that order, all week.

Squad

Marco Farfan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Columbus Crew against DC United

1‑2 to DC United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Patrick Schulte

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Óscar Perea

Marked 8.23 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The dugout

Justin Reyna answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

161 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

10 saves: Patrick Schulte was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 10 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Ignacio Copetti hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Columbus Crew can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Nobody wants to play Columbus Crew right now

5 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Éric Bailly in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Columbus Crew training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marco Farfan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Columbus Crew are at home on the road

3 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

Player ratings

David Martínez beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 19. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

Óscar Perea sends Columbus Crew past FC Cincinnati

It finished 1‑0, and it was Óscar Perea’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Columbus Crew.

Player ratings

Óscar Perea was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.41. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

160 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

David Martínez beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 28. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Michael Musah asks to leave Columbus Crew

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Columbus Crew make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Columbus Crew have 4 straight wins of it.

Squad

A falling-out at Columbus Crew

André Gomes and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Columbus Crew

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Martínez was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Columbus Crew rebuffed over Zidane Yañez

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. New York Red Bulls have kept their man, and Columbus Crew go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Columbus Crew see off Nashville SC

Three points for Columbus Crew, 2‑0 the final word against Nashville SC in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Julián Fernández in the eights

A performance of 8.21 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Óscar Perea

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.14, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

159 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Columbus Crew turn it around against New York Red Bulls

Going 2 down does something to a side, and what it usually does is finish them. Not here. Columbus Crew rebuilt the afternoon goal by goal, and New York Red Bulls had no answer to any of it.

Player ratings

Óscar Perea scores twice — 9.74

Two goals and a mark of 9.74 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Wessam Abou Ali scores twice — 9.31

Two goals and a mark of 9.31 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

6 saves: Patrick Schulte was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

Columbus Crew make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Columbus Crew have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Wessam Abou Ali sends Columbus Crew past New York Red Bulls

It finished 4‑2, and it was Wessam Abou Ali’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Columbus Crew.

Squad

David Martínez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Columbus Crew rebuffed over Sam Junqua

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Vancouver Whitecaps have kept their man, and Columbus Crew go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

154 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Columbus Crew

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Éric Bailly signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Éric Bailly and Columbus Crew agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Columbus Crew

Éric Bailly was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

David Martínez was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 21. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

A row about effort at Columbus Crew

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marco Farfan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Columbus Crew rebuffed over Jordan Adebayo-Smith

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Seattle Sounders have kept their man, and Columbus Crew go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Columbus Crew refuse to lose to Atlanta United FC

A point taken on 89 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Wessam Abou Ali

A mark of 7.96, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Transfer targets

Columbus Crew ask about Drew Baiera

A loan enquiry to New York City: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief