Simon Simoni

Goalkeeper - Luzern
24 Feb 2030
Sunday
Process

Marked for Simon Simoni

185 Edition

The Luzern Courier

11 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ricardo Rodríguez damages knee ligaments — 46 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 46 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Mohammad Hossein Zavari hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Luzern can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sai Van Wermeskerken

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sai Van Wermeskerken will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Luzern the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Sai Van Wermeskerken signs for Zurich while still at Luzern

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Sai Van Wermeskerken has agreed terms with Zurich for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Tempers go at Luzern

Matteo di Giusto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Leonardo Bertone falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

Back issues
184 Edition

The Luzern Courier

4 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ricardo Rodríguez damages knee ligaments — 55 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 55 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Luzern say no — this time

The offer from Union Berlin for Simon Simoni was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Pascal Loretz wants more than Luzern are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Market

Luzern may not be able to give Lars Villiger what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Lars Villiger wants continental football; whether Luzern can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Squad

Ricardo Rodríguez signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ricardo Rodríguez commits to Luzern for another 2 years.

Squad

Tyron Owusu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Luzern this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

183 Edition

The Luzern Courier

28 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ricardo Rodríguez damages knee ligaments — 64 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 64 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Narek Aghasaryan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Luzern, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Silvan Mvogo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Luzern they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Luzern

Tyron Owusu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Luzern training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matteo di Giusto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Sinan Karweina

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sinan Karweina, and the manager let it.

In brief

149 Edition

The Luzern Courier

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ezequiel Zapata hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Luzern can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Lars Villiger raises the bar for Luzern

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Luzern heard it as anything else.

Market

Loris Zakaria has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Luzern they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Luzern

Matteo di Giusto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Leonardo Bertone falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Simon Simoni comes back from a loan that worked

39 appearances and 0 goals away from here, and a player the manager did not have in August. Loans are sent out hoping for exactly this and most of them do not deliver it.

In brief

147 Edition

The Málaga Gazette

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

The run at home goes on for Málaga

18 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Simon Simoni

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

David Larrubia is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.34 with 24 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Bryan Gil in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Málaga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Málaga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Larrubia is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Málaga get the job done against Valladolid

A 2‑0 win over Valladolid, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Chupete at his very best

Marked 8.12. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Málaga.

Player ratings

Dani Lorenzo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Alfonso Herrero talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Málaga know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

146 Edition

The Luzern Courier

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Luzern

Matteo di Giusto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Leonardo Bertone falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Luzern

Day 13 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Loan watch

Simon Simoni first choice at Málaga

37 starts and a season average of 7.00. The loan is doing exactly what it was arranged to do.

Market

The Pascal Loretz question follows Luzern around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Pascal Loretz’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Ezequiel Zapata knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Luzern, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

142 Edition

The Luzern Courier

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pius Dorn in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Luzern this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Luzern training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matteo di Giusto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Stéphane Sparagna

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

140 Edition

The Luzern Courier

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Luzern boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

Luzern put Ivo Widmer on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Luzern

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Tempers go at Luzern

Matteo di Giusto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Leonardo Bertone falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ricardo Rodríguez has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Luzern will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

138 Edition

The Luzern Courier

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mohammad Hossein Zavari puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Luzern, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Pius Dorn in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Luzern this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Luzern training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matteo di Giusto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

135 Edition

The Málaga Gazette

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Simon Simoni keeps Málaga in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Dani Sánchez says Málaga went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Ihor Snurnitsyn hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Málaga can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Nobody wants to play Málaga right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Bryan Gil in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Málaga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

David Larrubia is carrying Málaga

15 goals and a season average of 7.27. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

David Larrubia runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Málaga see off Valencia

Three points for Málaga, 3‑1 the final word against Valencia in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Adrián Niño

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.86, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

  • Player ratings Ninety minutes of Chupete at his very best
  • Market Izan Merino linked with a move away
  • The terraces The spotlight tightens on Aarón Ochoa
134 Edition

The Luzern Courier

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mohammad Hossein Zavari puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Luzern, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Luzern

Matteo di Giusto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Leonardo Bertone falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Mohammad Hossein Zavari's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Luzern are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Pascal Loretz has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Luzern will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Pascal Loretz question follows Luzern around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Pascal Loretz’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

130 Edition

The Luzern Courier

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ebrima Colley says Luzern went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Pius Dorn in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Luzern this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Luzern training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matteo di Giusto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

129 Edition

The Málaga Gazette

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Menno Koch puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Málaga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Víctor García: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Málaga have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Simon Simoni

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Bryan Gil in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Málaga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Málaga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alfonso Herrero is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

The run at home goes on for Málaga

9 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dani Lorenzo

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Málaga share the spoils with Andorra

A 1‑1 draw with Andorra leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Chupete keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

127 Edition

The Luzern Courier

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Stephan Seiler: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Luzern have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Pascal Loretz raises the bar for Luzern

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Luzern heard it as anything else.

Squad

Matteo di Giusto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Luzern this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sinan Karweina falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Ricardo Rodríguez plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Gonzalo Senn is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Luzern has been clear about where Gonzalo Senn stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

125 Edition

The Málaga Gazette

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

13 unbeaten for Málaga

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 13 matches without defeat is a foundation Málaga did not have in the autumn.

Market

Menno Koch hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Málaga can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Simon Simoni keeps Málaga in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Izan Merino wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Bryan Gil in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Málaga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Málaga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Larrubia is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Izan Merino was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.74. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Izan Merino the difference as Málaga beat Las Palmas

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Izan Merino. 1‑0 against Las Palmas, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Aarón Ochoa

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

123 Edition

The Luzern Courier

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Pascal Loretz wants more than Luzern are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Ricardo Rodríguez signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ricardo Rodríguez commits to Luzern for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Luzern

Pius Dorn was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matteo di Giusto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Andrejs Cigaņiks

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Bung Meng Freimann question follows Luzern around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Bung Meng Freimann’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

120 Edition

The Málaga Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Málaga march on in the cup

Las Palmas are out and Málaga go through, 2‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

Málaga tear Cádiz apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑0 against Cádiz, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Dani Lorenzo scores twice — 9.19

Two goals and a mark of 9.19 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Málaga are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 24 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Simon Simoni

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Nobody wants to play Málaga right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Tempers go at Málaga

Bryan Gil was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alfonso Herrero falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Dani Lorenzo

10 goals and a season average of 7.39 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

119 Edition

The Luzern Courier

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pascal Loretz

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Sai Van Wermeskerken says Luzern went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Matteo di Giusto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Luzern this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Real improvement from Sam Kane at Luzern

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Sam Kane is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Match

Luzern find a way past Young Boys

Young Boys made Luzern work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Narek Aghasaryan shuts the door

Defensive actions: 16, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tyron Owusu

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The Bung Meng Freimann question follows Luzern around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Bung Meng Freimann’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Loan watch

3 goals on loan for Andrej Vasović

10 appearances at Le Havre AC and the goals keep coming. Luzern are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

In brief

118 Edition

The Málaga Gazette

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Málaga throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Espanyol the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Málaga will enjoy reviewing.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Simon Simoni

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Málaga may not be able to give Bryan Gil what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Bryan Gil wants continental football; whether Málaga can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Málaga

Bryan Gil was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alfonso Herrero falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aarón Ochoa

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Izan Merino

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Dani Lorenzo was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.15. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

One of those days for Bryan Gil

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

113 Edition

The Málaga Gazette

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Málaga

Beaten 0‑4 by Albacete, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Bryan Gil in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Málaga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Málaga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Larrubia is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Larrubia

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Izan Merino gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Málaga

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Chupete's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Simon Simoni

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

Chupete leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

  • Market Chupete linked with a move away
  • Player ratings Garri could not find anything
  • Player ratings A day to forget for Julen Lobete
112 Edition

The Málaga Gazette

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

David Larrubia runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 28. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Dani Tasende says Málaga went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Simon Simoni keeps Málaga in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Málaga

Bryan Gil was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alfonso Herrero falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Málaga

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Dani Lorenzo at his very best

Marked 8.61. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Málaga.

Match

Honours even between Málaga and Burgos

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Market

Alfonso Herrero linked with a move away

The name of Alfonso Herrero keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Málaga say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

  • Player ratings Joaquín could not find anything
  • The terraces The spotlight tightens on Joaquín
  • Market Ítalo Melo placed on the list
110 Edition

The Málaga Gazette

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Simon Simoni keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Málaga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Simon Simoni

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A move Víctor García would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Víctor García is living that version at Málaga, and it tends to show in the first month.

Market

Izan Merino wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Málaga hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Bryan Gil in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Málaga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Víctor García comes home

The shirt still fits. Víctor García is back at Málaga, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Match

Málaga find a way past Almería

Almería made Málaga work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Izan Merino

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Dani Lorenzo was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.71. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

  • Player ratings Ninety minutes of Izan Merino at his very best
  • Player ratings David Larrubia runs at them all day
  • Boardroom Málaga release $17.3M for the manager
108 Edition

The Málaga Gazette

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Adrián Niño takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Simon Simoni

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

David Larrubia runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Aarón Ochoa at 21 — 7.83

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Aarón Ochoa did not need any: 7.83, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Menno Koch gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Menno Koch has just signed for Málaga, and for once the answer mattered.

Boardroom

A new deal for Nicolás Nieto

The board have signed the man in the dugout to a longer contract, which says more than any statement of support. Stability is easy to promise and costly to keep.

Squad

Bryan Gil in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Málaga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

As if he never left: Ítalo Melo returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Ítalo Melo is a Málaga player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Player ratings

Adrián Niño in the eights

A performance of 9.97 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

102 Edition

The Luzern Courier

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Veton Berisha damages knee ligaments — 58 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 58 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A move Sai Van Wermeskerken would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Sai Van Wermeskerken is living that version at Luzern, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Real improvement from Mio Zimmermann at Luzern

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Mio Zimmermann is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Luzern

Pius Dorn was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Experience through the door at Luzern

Sai Van Wermeskerken arrives at 34 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

Market

The Pascal Loretz talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Luzern know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

102 Edition

The Málaga Gazette

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Facundo Pons puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Málaga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Rafita keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Málaga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Bryan Gil in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Málaga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

99 Edition

The Luzern Courier

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Union Berlin come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Luzern did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Sam Kane hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Luzern can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Luzern

Matteo di Giusto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tyron Owusu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Tyron Owusu and Luzern agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Leonardo Bertone falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Le Havre AC are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Luzern will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

97 Edition

The Luzern Courier

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Luzern say no — this time

The offer from Catania for Andrej Vasović was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Lars Villiger in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Luzern this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Luzern training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matteo di Giusto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Vicenza watching Simon Simoni

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Luzern have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

When it matters, Matteo di Giusto plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Pascal Loretz linked with a move away

The name of Pascal Loretz keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Luzern say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief