Konstantin Simakov

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Torpedo Vladimir
19 Feb 2027
Friday
Process

Marked for Konstantin Simakov

29 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Nikita Romanenkov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Vladimir, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

$1.0K settles it between the clubs for Kirill Belevskikh

Dinamo Kirov have accepted the money. What Torpedo Vladimir do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Transfer targets

Yegor Saigushev due for a Torpedo Vladimir medical

Everything agreed with Mashuk, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Market

Kuban watching Sergey Chernenko

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Torpedo Vladimir have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Vladimir

Stanislav Utkin and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Alania tell Torpedo Vladimir: Artem Zakirov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Vladimir training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Korenblyum is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Konstantin Simakov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Valery Arkhipenko has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Torpedo Vladimir will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

Back issues
27 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Torpedo Vladimir board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Ilja Zharov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Vladimir, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Artem Zakirov turns down Torpedo Vladimir

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Alania keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

The dugout

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Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Vladimir

Nikita Kolganov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Timur Abramov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 97% of the Torpedo Vladimir income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Torpedo Vladimir keep their word to Nikita Kolganov

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Vladislav Sirotov exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Vladislav Sirotov is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

In brief

25 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Konstantin Popov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Danil Glinskiy hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Vladimir can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The wait goes on for Torpedo Vladimir

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Vladimir

Stanislav Utkin and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Vladimir

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nikita Kolganov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Torpedo Vladimir come up short against Spartak Moscow 2

Spartak Moscow 2 left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Miroslav Moiseev: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Nikita Kolganov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Nikita Kolganov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Looking ahead

A test against the best for Torpedo Vladimir

The team at the top of the table next, and the honest measure of where this side actually is. Anybody can beat the club below them; the question is what happens against Dinamo Vologda.

In brief

24 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Nikita Romanenkov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Vladimir can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sergey Chernenko

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sergey Chernenko will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Vladimir the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Vladimir

Konstantin Popov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Vladimir

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Stanislav Utkin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Torpedo Vladimir against Baltika 2

0‑1 to Baltika 2, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Miroslav Moiseev left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Konstantin Simakov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Nikita Kolganov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Nikita Kolganov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

Nikita Kolganov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

21 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Konstantin Popov was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 57. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Danil Glinskiy hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Vladimir can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Alexandr Komissarov, 21, steals the show — 7.69

Marked 7.69 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Alexandr Korenblyum pops up at the right end — 7.67

7.67, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Vladimir

Nikita Kolganov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Torpedo Vladimir see off Cherepovets

Three points for Torpedo Vladimir, 2‑1 the final word against Cherepovets in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

Torpedo Vladimir settle it inside twenty minutes

2 goals before the ground had finished arriving. Cherepovets spent the rest of the afternoon playing a match that had already been decided, and everybody in the stadium knew it.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Vladimir training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sergey Chernenko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

A satisfied Miroslav Moiseev

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 2‑1, Miroslav Moiseev could afford to be generous.

In brief

16 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Nikita Romanenkov asks to leave Torpedo Vladimir

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sergey Chernenko

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sergey Chernenko will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Vladimir the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Alexandr Komissarov, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.92

A mark of 7.92 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Stanislav Utkin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Vladimir this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nikita Kolganov was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 20. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Vladimir

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nikita Kolganov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Torpedo Vladimir rescue it on 93 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 93. Zenit 2 had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

Match

Torpedo Vladimir at the halfway mark

Half the programme played, position 12, 9 on the board. Doubling it is the sum every supporter has done and the only one nobody at the club will do out loud.

Match

Alexandr Komissarov rescues a point for Torpedo Vladimir

It needed Alexandr Komissarov to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Zenit 2, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief