Noah Maieroni

Defensive Midfielder - Brisbane Roar
9 Dec 2040
Sunday
Process

Marked for Noah Maieroni

748 Edition

The Brisbane Roar Chronicle

26 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Brisbane Roar

9 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Alby Kelly-Heald keeps Brisbane Roar in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Noah Maieroni yet — 7.80

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.80 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Noah Burns puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brisbane Roar, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Dimitris Valkanis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brisbane Roar this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Juninho runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Nathan Paull out for 22 days

The medical room confirms 22 days on the sidelines for Nathan Paull, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

A bad afternoon for Brisbane Roar against Auckland FC

1‑3 to Auckland FC, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Theo Leeming falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

Back issues
745 Edition

The Brisbane Roar Chronicle

5 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Brisbane Roar

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Noah Maieroni, 35, rolls back the years — 7.98

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.98 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Brisbane Roar leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Juninho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brisbane Roar this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Brisbane Roar come up short against Adelaide United

Adelaide United left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Brisbane Roar training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Theo Leeming is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

No place for Nathan Paull in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Nathan Paull has his answer from Brisbane Roar; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

When it matters, Michael Ruhs plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Alby Kelly-Heald loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Alby Kelly-Heald. Brisbane Roar will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

In brief

744 Edition

The Brisbane Roar Chronicle

29 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for Brisbane Roar

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Western Sydney Wanderers kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Brisbane Roar will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alby Kelly-Heald

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Hugh Knight keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Brisbane Roar may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Noah Maieroni yet — 8.10

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.10 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

No end in sight to Brisbane Roar's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Brisbane Roar has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Brisbane Roar

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Tempers go at Brisbane Roar

Juninho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Western Sydney Wanderers take the points off Brisbane Roar

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alby Kelly-Heald

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

732 Edition

The Brisbane Roar Chronicle

6 Aug 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Justin Vidic

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Brisbane Roar lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Dimitris Valkanis breaks a bone — 85 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 85 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Noah Maieroni has been here 13 seasons

339 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

In brief

707 Edition

The Brisbane Roar Chronicle

13 Feb 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alby Kelly-Heald

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Juninho takes the afternoon — 8.02

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Juninho provided it, and the 8.02 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Noah Maieroni, 34, rolls back the years — 8.26

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.26 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Only the photograph left for Gavin Hughes

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Gavin Hughes will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Brisbane Roar the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Nobody wants to play Brisbane Roar right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Dimitris Valkanis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brisbane Roar this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

James Durrington comes home

The shirt still fits. James Durrington is back at Brisbane Roar, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

James Durrington gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. James Durrington has just signed for Brisbane Roar, and for once the answer mattered.

Match

Juninho the difference as Brisbane Roar beat Auckland FC

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Juninho. 3‑2 against Auckland FC, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

702 Edition

The Brisbane Roar Chronicle

9 Jan 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alby Kelly-Heald keeps Brisbane Roar in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Brisbane Roar strike at the death to beat Macarthur FC

There were 88 minutes on the clock and Macarthur FC had all but banked the point. Football rarely reads the room, and Brisbane Roar did not stop to explain themselves.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Dimitris Valkanis yet — 8.19

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.19 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Macarthur FC come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Brisbane Roar did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Shane Bell: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Brisbane Roar have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Noah Maieroni stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Noah Maieroni and Brisbane Roar agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Brisbane Roar find a way past Macarthur FC

Macarthur FC made Brisbane Roar work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Words at Brisbane Roar training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Theo Leeming is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Eyes on Gavin Hughes again

The phone has started ringing about Gavin Hughes again, and this time the name on the line is Adelaide United. Brisbane Roar are listening politely and promising nothing.

In brief

675 Edition

The Brisbane Roar Chronicle

4 Jul 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Noah Maieroni has been here 12 seasons

318 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Michael Ruhs signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Michael Ruhs commits to Brisbane Roar for another 2 years.

Squad

Words at Brisbane Roar training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Theo Leeming is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Panashe Madanha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brisbane Roar this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$1.4M on the table at Brisbane Roar

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

Boardroom

Intake day at the Brisbane Roar academy

8 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

Market

Cameron Stewart told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Cameron Stewart has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Brisbane Roar.

Market

The shop window has Xavier Stella in it

Brisbane Roar have let the market know Xavier Stella can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Market

Brandon Evans leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Brandon Evans leaves Brisbane Roar the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

671 Edition

The Brisbane Roar Chronicle

6 Jun 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

12 seasons of Justin Vidic

192 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Brisbane Roar know what they have.

Squad

Noah Maieroni signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Noah Maieroni commits to Brisbane Roar for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Brisbane Roar

Dimitris Valkanis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Andrew Smith attracts admirers

The name of Andrew Smith has come up in conversations Brisbane Roar were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Nathan Paull falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$1.4M on the table at Brisbane Roar

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

In brief

658 Edition

The Brisbane Roar Chronicle

7 Mar 2039
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Noah Maieroni, 33, rolls back the years — 7.88

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.88 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Dean Hill: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Brisbane Roar have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Alby Kelly-Heald signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Alby Kelly-Heald commits to Brisbane Roar for another 3 years.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Theo Leeming

16 goals and a season average of 7.25 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Words at Brisbane Roar training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Theo Leeming is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Brisbane Roar see off Central Coast Mariners

Three points for Brisbane Roar, 2‑0 the final word against Central Coast Mariners in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Boardroom

$1.4M on the table at Brisbane Roar

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

Player ratings

Theo Leeming runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Dimitris Valkanis was immovable

13 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief