Facundo Umpiérrez

Left Midfielder - Rampla Juniors
14 Mar 2028
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Facundo Umpiérrez

84 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Christian Tabó

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Christian Tabó will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Rampla Juniors the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

9 unbeaten for Rampla Juniors

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 9 matches without defeat is a foundation Rampla Juniors did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Lautaro Rinaldi stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Lautaro Rinaldi and Rampla Juniors agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Mauricio Lemos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Ángel Llanes

Defensive actions: 23. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

No hiding place for Lautaro Rinaldi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lautaro Rinaldi, and the manager let it.

Match

Rampla Juniors see off River Plate

Three points for Rampla Juniors, 1‑0 the final word against River Plate in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Facundo Umpiérrez in the eights

A performance of 8.46 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Rampla Juniors lose Marco Posse

37 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

Back issues
76 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Christian Tabó is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Rampla Juniors is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Joaquín Muñoz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Rampla Juniors can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Mauricio Lemos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

74 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Rampla Juniors count the cost of losing Guillermo Niski

71 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Christian Tabó in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

A long bet from Rampla Juniors on Anton Stuhrmann

He is 20, and nobody at Rampla Juniors signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

66 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Rampla Juniors count the cost of losing Guillermo Niski

129 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Christian Tabó in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rampla Juniors lose Enzo Cabrera

16 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

61 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Rampla Juniors boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Guillermo Niski says Rampla Juniors went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Christian Tabó was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

60 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Facundo Umpiérrez says Rampla Juniors went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Christian Tabó in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Kevin Alaniz gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

52 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Joaquín Muñoz runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Progreso deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Juan Raffaelli reports back to Rampla Juniors with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Christian Tabó in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Emiliano Aires

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Emiliano Aires, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Lautaro Rinaldi in the eights

A performance of 8.49 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Rafael Hornos lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

In brief

47 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Rampla Juniors are in real trouble now

Position 13, 18 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Emiliano Aires hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Rampla Juniors can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Joaquín Muñoz

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

4 matches without a win for Rampla Juniors

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Rampla Juniors are no longer polite ones.

Market

Rampla Juniors get their man

The chase for Joel Abraham ended with $110.0K changing hands and Boston River out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Rafael Hornos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

River Plate take the points off Rampla Juniors

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Christian Tabó in the eights

A performance of 8.02 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ismael Tejería

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

46 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Kevin Alaniz runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 28. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Sebastián Cal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Rampla Juniors sell Brian Mancini for $95.0K

Brian Mancini has left for River Plate in a $95.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Kevin Alaniz gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Deportivo Maldonado take the points off Rampla Juniors

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Rafael Hornos knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Rampla Juniors, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Rampla Juniors bring in an old head

Christian Tabó is 33 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

Squad

This league is too small for Christian Tabó

He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Rampla Juniors will not keep him by pretending otherwise.

Market

Rampla Juniors and Christian Tabó are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

45 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Joaquín Muñoz asks to leave Rampla Juniors

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Augusto Scarone out for 28 days

The medical room confirms 28 days on the sidelines for Augusto Scarone, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Sebastián Cal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Kevin Alaniz runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Fenix take the points off Rampla Juniors

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Facundo Umpiérrez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Facundo Umpiérrez, and the manager let it.

Squad

Kevin Alaniz asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

No place for Juan Raffaelli in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Juan Raffaelli has his answer from Rampla Juniors; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Player ratings

Federico Andrade never got going

5.64 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

40 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Rampla Juniors's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Rampla Juniors has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ángel Llanes

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Rentistas take the points off Rampla Juniors

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Nicolás Royón gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Rafael Hornos asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Nicolás Royón keeps on missing

Shots: 5, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

3 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Rampla Juniors out of the cup

Juventud ended it 0‑4. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Nicolás Royón was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Ismael Tejería

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ismael Tejería, and the manager let it.

In brief