Mees Eppink

Goalkeeper - Köln
11 Jan 2036
Friday
Process

Marked for Mees Eppink

486 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

19 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Mikel Gogorza asks to leave Köln

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Mees Eppink has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Tom Rothe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Köln

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Linus Gechter was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nathan Ngoy

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nathan Ngoy, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Aurélien Tchouaméni has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Köln will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Jakub Stolarczyk told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Jakub Stolarczyk has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Köln.

The dugout

Mario Stroeykens knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Mario Stroeykens trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Jakub Stolarczyk's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

Back issues
482 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

22 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Mees Eppink

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mees Eppink will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A row about effort at Köln

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Clement Bischoff was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Köln

Veljko Milosavljević and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Köln get the job done against VfB Stuttgart

A 1‑0 win over VfB Stuttgart, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Pemi Aderoju reaches 50 goals

50 goals for the club, every one of them filed away in the memory of a supporter somewhere.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Edvin Austbø

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Romano Schmid has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Köln will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Clement Bischoff takes the honours

Marked 7.46 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Köln had the best player on the pitch.

The dugout

Gabriel Ribeiro: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

480 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

8 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Köln do the business in Europe

2‑0. Continental football is where a club finds out what it actually is, and Köln came through the finding-out well against KV Kortrijk.

The dugout

Mees Eppink keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Köln may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Aurélien Tchouaméni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Femi Seriki has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Linus Gechter wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Köln hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

The dugout

No hiding place for Pemi Aderoju

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Pemi Aderoju, and the manager let it.

Match

Köln come up short against Heidenheim

Heidenheim left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Linus Gechter is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gonçalo Sousa

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

478 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

24 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Köln take Pyunik apart in Europe

3‑0. Nights like this are why clubs spend decades trying to qualify for this competition, and they arrive perhaps twice in that time. Everybody who was in the ground will describe it badly for years.

Player ratings

Both of them Mathis Albert's — 8.25

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.25, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Mees Eppink has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Tom Rothe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Clement Bischoff is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Köln beat the market to Wolfgang Kalajdzic from Borussia Mönchengladbach

Borussia Mönchengladbach will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Wolfgang Kalajdzic has pre-agreed a move to Köln, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Match

Borussia Dortmund take the points off Köln

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mikel Gogorza at his very best

Marked 8.39. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Köln.

The dugout

No hiding place for Edvin Austbø

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Edvin Austbø, and the manager let it.

In brief

  • The dugout Nathan Ngoy left out for the big one
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout When it matters, Clement Bischoff plays
476 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

10 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Jakub Stolarczyk hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Köln can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Femi Seriki is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jan Thielmann was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Clement Bischoff falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Veljko Milosavljević wants more than Köln are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Transfer targets

Borussia Dortmund tell Köln: Dženan Pejčinović is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Mees Eppink attracts admirers

The name of Mees Eppink has come up in conversations Köln were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Köln count the cost of losing Martin Fischer

19 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

No place for Gonçalo Sousa in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Köln are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

In brief

474 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

27 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

97 days out for Sacha Boey after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Köln will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Mees Eppink agrees terms with St. Pauli

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Köln people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Youte hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Köln can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Jakub Stolarczyk: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Köln have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Lorenz Hutchinson attracts admirers

The name of Lorenz Hutchinson has come up in conversations Köln were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Market

Niko Gajzler has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

No deal for Chaverello Hellings at that price

Köln offered $970.0K; Hamburger SV said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

A falling-out at Köln

Jan Thielmann and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Köln rebuffed over Karl Hein

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Schalke 04 have kept their man, and Köln go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

  • Boardroom 10 academy players handed senior numbers at Köln
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Tom Rothe
  • Match Schalke 04 take the points off Köln
473 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

20 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

SV Elversberg come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Köln did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Maxi Oyedele is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Aurélien Tchouaméni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Köln bid $970.0K for Chaverello Hellings

The offer went to Hamburger SV this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Boardroom

Köln go back to the board over Chaverello Hellings

The number the board signed off was not enough. It has been asked again and raised its own offer to $1.1M — a club that wants Chaverello Hellings enough to be asked twice.

Squad

A row about effort at Köln

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Clement Bischoff was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Tjaš Begić will join Köln for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Tjaš Begić has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Köln have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Market

Mees Eppink attracts admirers

The name of Mees Eppink has come up in conversations Köln were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Köln are still strangers to each other

11 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

In brief

471 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

6 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Lorenz Hutchinson agrees terms with Darmstadt 98

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Köln people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Ante Crnac has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

SV Elversberg come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Köln did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Aurélien Tchouaméni wants more than Köln are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Tom Rothe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Liam Delap

Köln asked and Bayer Leverkusen said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Edvin Austbø is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Pape Cabral stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Pape Cabral and Köln agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

The armband comes off Jan Thielmann

Köln will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

In brief

458 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

7 May 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Babis Kostoulas is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

Nathan Ngoy keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Köln may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Aurélien Tchouaméni wants more than Köln are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

A row about effort at Köln

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Clement Bischoff was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Linus Gechter was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mees Eppink signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mees Eppink commits to Köln for another 3 years.

Player ratings

Babis Kostoulas was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 16. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Still no ink between Köln and Nathan Ngoy

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Köln, another week without a signature from Nathan Ngoy.

Squad

Babis Kostoulas named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Babis Kostoulas is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

450 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

12 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Kevin Kelsy hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Köln can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Niko Gajzler keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Köln may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

The run at home goes on for Köln

12 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Market

Mees Eppink is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Loïc Badé raises the bar for Köln

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Köln heard it as anything else.

Boardroom

Köln agree a free transfer for Malek Ishuayed

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Squad

Babis Kostoulas is carrying Köln

12 goals and a season average of 7.24. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

The dugout

No hiding place for Loïc Badé

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Loïc Badé, and the manager let it.

Match

Köln see off SC Freiburg

Three points for Köln, 1‑0 the final word against SC Freiburg in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

446 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

12 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Kevin Kelsy asks to leave Köln

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Rome-Jayden Owusu-Oduro keeps Köln in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Aurélien Tchouaméni raises the bar for Köln

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Köln heard it as anything else.

Market

Köln say no — this time

The offer from Heerenveen for Mees Eppink was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Match

Nobody wants to play Köln right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

A falling-out at Köln

Jan Thielmann and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

The run at home goes on for Köln

10 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

A row about effort at Köln

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Clement Bischoff was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Preußen Münster join the queue for Mihajlo Cvetković

Add another name to the list: Preußen Münster have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Mihajlo Cvetković. The answer from Köln has not changed — yet.

In brief

444 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

29 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Köln turn down Bayer Leverkusen for Loïc Badé

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Filip Černý agrees terms with Pardubice

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Köln people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Kevin Kelsy attracts admirers

The name of Kevin Kelsy has come up in conversations Köln were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Market

Only the photograph left for Maxi Oyedele

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Maxi Oyedele will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Mees Eppink has agreed to leave Köln for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Match

Köln make home a hard place to visit

9 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Boardroom

Köln beat the market to Linus Gechter from VfB Stuttgart

VfB Stuttgart will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Linus Gechter has pre-agreed a move to Köln, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Transfer targets

RB Leipzig tell Köln: Plamen Andreev is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

No hiding place for Evan N'Dicka

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Evan N'Dicka, and the manager let it.

In brief

417 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

24 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Bayer Leverkusen come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Köln did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Erick Marcus asks to leave Köln

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A fracture rules Kevin Huber out for 28 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Köln will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Jacobo Ramón has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Köln can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Market

Eyes on Kian Fitz-Jim again

The phone has started ringing about Kian Fitz-Jim again, and this time the name on the line is SV Elversberg. Köln are listening politely and promising nothing.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Patrick Dorgu

Köln asked and Bayern Munich said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Köln

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Gorka Carrera was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Gorka Carrera

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gorka Carrera, and the manager let it.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Mees Eppink was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Too much change too quickly at Köln
  • The dugout Loïc Badé has become a man the manager trusts
  • The dugout Jacobo Ramón knocks on the manager’s door
406 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

8 May 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Roony Bardghji is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

Michael Zetterer keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Köln may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Noah Atubolu wants more than Köln are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Market

Roony Bardghji wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Loïc Badé stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Loïc Badé and Köln agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Köln

Loïc Badé and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Mees Eppink gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Mees Eppink has just signed for Köln, and for once the answer mattered.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jan Thielmann

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jan Thielmann, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Edvin Austbø will join Köln for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Edvin Austbø has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Köln have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

In brief