Alphadjo Cissé

Central Midfielder - Liverpool
28 Oct 2029
Sunday
Process

Marked for Alphadjo Cissé

152 Edition

The Liverpool Gazette

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Liverpool refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 72 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Alphadjo Cissé says Liverpool went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Middlesbrough come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Liverpool did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Lewis Koumas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Liverpool can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Evanilson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Liverpool this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Virgil van Dijk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

Back issues
142 Edition

The Liverpool Gazette

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alphadjo Cissé: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Liverpool have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Owen Beck hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Liverpool can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Liverpool may not be able to give Evanilson what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Evanilson wants continental football; whether Liverpool can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Liverpool

Evanilson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Liverpool training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Virgil van Dijk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Jack Hinshelwood stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jack Hinshelwood and Liverpool agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

139 Edition

The Liverpool Gazette

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

15 unbeaten for Liverpool

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 15 matches without defeat is a foundation Liverpool did not have in the autumn.

Market

Lewis Koumas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Liverpool, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Evanilson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Liverpool this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Virgil van Dijk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Evanilson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Florian Wirtz

9 goals and a season average of 7.40 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Alphadjo Cissé runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Evanilson

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Match

Liverpool and Manchester City take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

129 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Caoimhin Kelleher keeps Brentford in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Alphadjo Cissé moves on

Liverpool pay $28.6M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Brentford say no — this time

The offer from Paris Saint-Germain for Thiago was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

The terraces

Brentford sell a favourite for $28.6M

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Alphadjo Cissé was one of the reasons people came, and $28.6M does not replace that by itself.

Squad

Kristoffer Ajer says Brentford went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Shahar Piven hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Brentford can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Kevin Schade was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Brentford training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mikkel Damsgaard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Chelsea take the points off Brentford

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

129 Edition

The Liverpool Gazette

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Alphadjo Cissé is a Liverpool player

The fee is $28.6M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Brentford drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Market

Blackburn Rovers come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Liverpool did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Víctor Muñoz keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Liverpool may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Liverpool cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Alphadjo Cissé gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Alphadjo Cissé has just signed for Liverpool, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Virgil van Dijk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Hugo Ekitiké scored one and made one — 7.95

Two of the goals had his name somewhere on them, which is the afternoon a manager wants from anybody asked to both create and finish. 7.95, and 2 involvements.

Squad

Hugo Ekitiké in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Liverpool this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Florian Wirtz in the eights

A performance of 9.23 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

127 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Maximilian Philipp says Brentford went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Jaden Philogene asks to leave Brentford

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Kevin Schade was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Keane Lewis-Potter raises the bar for Brentford

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Brentford heard it as anything else.

Squad

Michael Kayode falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thiago

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Agustín Fontana counts the days

“I watch every Brentford game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Gijón runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mikkel Damsgaard

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Ethan Laidlaw told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Ethan Laidlaw has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Brentford.

In brief

118 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Caoimhin Kelleher keeps Brentford in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 17 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Jaden Philogene: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Brentford have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Xaver Schlager

23 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Words at Brentford training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Xaver Schlager is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

Brentford supporters have found a favourite in Alphadjo Cissé

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Alphadjo Cissé has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Alphadjo Cissé the difference as Brentford beat Liverpool

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Alphadjo Cissé. 1‑0 against Liverpool, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

James Hill in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Yehor Yarmoliuk

17 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Nathan Collins takes the honours

Marked 7.78 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Brentford had the best player on the pitch.

In brief

108 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Both of them Kevin Schade's — 8.49

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.49, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Alphadjo Cissé, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.94

A mark of 7.94 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

A move Maximilian Philipp would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Maximilian Philipp is living that version at Brentford, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Rory Wilson is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Kevin Schade was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Michael Kayode has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 4 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Brentford

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Match

Brentford get the job done against Middlesbrough

A 3‑2 win over Middlesbrough, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Antoni Milambo in the eights

A performance of 8.88 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

107 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Richarlison says Brentford went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Alphadjo Cissé is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Kevin Schade in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Wolverhampton are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Brentford will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

A late step up for Kevin Schade

At 26 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Boardroom

Brentford bank $533.3K from an old deal

The unglamorous genius of a well-written contract. Julian Eyestone is somebody else's player now, and $533.3K has arrived because the people who sold him thought further ahead than the transfer window.

In brief

103 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Səbuhi Abdullazadə asks to leave Brentford

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Michael Kayode signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Michael Kayode and Brentford agree another 5 years.

Squad

Real improvement from Alphadjo Cissé at Brentford

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Alphadjo Cissé is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Xaver Schlager was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Brentford training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yehor Yarmoliuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Eyes on Ethan Laidlaw again

The phone has started ringing about Ethan Laidlaw again, and this time the name on the line is Reading. Brentford are listening politely and promising nothing.

In brief

93 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Eric da Silva Moreira hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Brentford can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Kevin Schade in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Brentford training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Xaver Schlager is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on Səbuhi Abdullazadə's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Brentford are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Loan watch

Agustín Fontana keeps scoring at Vitoria Guimaraes

28 appearances away from home and 12 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

Squad

Keane Lewis-Potter gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

90 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Ethan Laidlaw out for 18 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Brentford will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Richarlison asks to leave Brentford

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Chris Rigg says Brentford went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Caoimhin Kelleher wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Market

Brentford turn down Los Angeles Football Club for Felix Lyon

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Yehor Yarmoliuk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Xaver Schlager falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Thiago talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Brentford know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Loan watch

Alphadjo Cissé first choice at Crystal Palace

9 starts and a season average of 6.67. The loan is doing exactly what it was arranged to do.

In brief

88 Edition

The Crystal Palace Courier

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ahmad Dejagah asks to leave Crystal Palace

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Jaydee Canvot, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.72

A mark of 7.72 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Adam Wharton was immovable

25 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ismaïla Sarr

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Cheick Doucouré was immovable

21 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Ahmad Dejagah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Crystal Palace this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

Crystal Palace supporters have found a favourite in Alphadjo Cissé

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 21-year-old it feels ownership of. Alphadjo Cissé has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Crystal Palace find a way past Newcastle United

Newcastle United made Crystal Palace work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Jaydee Canvot falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

80 Edition

The Crystal Palace Courier

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Tyrick Mitchell asks to leave Crystal Palace

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

7 matches without a win for Crystal Palace

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Crystal Palace are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Dean Henderson keeps Crystal Palace in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Adam Wharton signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Adam Wharton commits to Crystal Palace for another 5 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Crystal Palace

Jørgen Strand Larsen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Raheem Sterling raises the bar for Crystal Palace

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Crystal Palace heard it as anything else.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jørgen Strand Larsen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Crystal Palace share the spoils with Manchester United

A 1‑1 draw with Manchester United leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

The Ismaïla Sarr question follows Crystal Palace around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ismaïla Sarr’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

79 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Caoimhin Kelleher

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Brentford

A 1‑4 beating by Arsenal was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 10 of the 33 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Market

Fábio Carvalho moves on

Manchester United pay $8.9M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Səbuhi Abdullazadə asks to leave Brentford

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Alphadjo Cissé at 21 — 7.94

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Alphadjo Cissé did not need any: 7.94, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Thiago signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Thiago commits to Brentford for another 5 years.

Squad

Kevin Schade in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Curtis Jones falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief