Rocco Pasquale

Goalkeeper - Mirandés
18 Apr 2036
Friday
Process

Marked for Rocco Pasquale

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The Mirandés Post

7 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Mirandés tear Atlético Madrileño apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑0 against Atlético Madrileño, and it could have been more.

Squad

103 days out for Axl Ríos after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Mirandés will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Remo Akanji takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Mirandés count the cost of losing Rocco Pasquale

57 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Julián Aquino signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Julián Aquino commits to Mirandés for another 3 years.

Player ratings

Remo Akanji was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.42. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The terraces

One of their own: Remo Akanji

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Mirandés settle it inside twenty minutes

3 goals before the ground had finished arriving. Atlético Madrileño spent the rest of the afternoon playing a match that had already been decided, and everybody in the stadium knew it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Pablo López

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.13, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

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Squad

Axl Ríos breaks a bone — 117 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 117 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Rocco Pasquale

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A row about effort at Mirandés

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jesús Hernández was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at Mirandés

Igor Melikov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Mirandés come up short against Racing Santander

Racing Santander left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

No hiding place for Till Cissokho

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Till Cissokho, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Remo Akanji runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Julián Aquino story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Julián Aquino signs something — a contract at Mirandés or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

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Squad

124 days out for Axl Ríos after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Mirandés will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

9 saves: Rocco Pasquale was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 9 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Ibai Ruiz is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Mirandés is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Germán Núñez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mirandés this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

The game went through Federico Versaci — 7.03

Marked 7.03 on 14 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Match

A bad afternoon for Mirandés against Real Murcia

1‑2 to Real Murcia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jonny Milla

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑2 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting David Easmon's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

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Match

The wait goes on for Mirandés

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ibai Ruiz

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ibai Ruiz will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Mirandés the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Germán Núñez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mirandés this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Mirandés training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jesús Hernández is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Amir Saipi stays at Las Palmas as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. Mirandés will try again when the window opens; Las Palmas may not be selling by then.

The dugout

Warren Mouko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Costly mistake from Rocco Pasquale

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Rocco Pasquale knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

The dugout

Rocco Pasquale is still paying for one afternoon at Mirandés

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Match

Mirandés share the spoils with Tenerife

A 1‑1 draw with Tenerife leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

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28 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Rocco Pasquale asks to leave Mirandés

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Mirandés refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 40 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Match

Castellón end the Mirandés run at 11

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 11 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Amir Saipi

Mirandés and Las Palmas have settled on $110.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Transfer targets

Pablo Gavián is a medical away from Mirandés

The deal with Celta is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Mirandés

Germán Núñez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Mirandés make their move for Alberto Parra

$43.0K on the table at Andorra. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Sergio Gómez

Mirandés asked and Real Madrid said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Mirandés training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jesús Hernández is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

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21 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Still nobody has beaten Mirandés

The unbeaten run reaches 11. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

6 saves: Rocco Pasquale was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Luken Sierra

Mirandés and Racing Santander have settled on $290.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Match

Mirandés make home a hard place to visit

11 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ibai Ruiz

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ibai Ruiz will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Mirandés the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mirandés

David Easmon and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Mirandés find a way past Betis Deportivo

Betis Deportivo made Mirandés work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Transfer targets

Betis tell Mirandés: Pablo Ferreira is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Jesús Hernández falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

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14 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Still nobody has beaten Mirandés

The unbeaten run reaches 10. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Transfer targets

Fernando Serrano due for a Mirandés medical

Everything agreed with Athletic Bilbao, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at Mirandés

Germán Núñez and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Mirandés baulk at the price for Iván Calligaris

Granada wanted more than $300.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Transfer targets

Valencia tell Mirandés: Roberto Gallardo is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Rocco Pasquale is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Mirandés has been clear about where Rocco Pasquale stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Germán Núñez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Aritz Arambarri falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Pablo López is carrying Mirandés

9 goals and a season average of 7.23. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

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7 Jan 2036
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Match

Mirandés tear Juventud Torremolinos apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Juventud Torremolinos, and it could have been more.

Squad

The season belongs to Rocco Pasquale

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Mirandés have had the benefit of it.

Market

Víctor Sánchez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mirandés, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Whatever happens, Mirandés do not lose

9 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Noam Ferro is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Mirandés is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

Alejandro Campos will not be coming to Mirandés

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Barcelona is saying, and nobody at Mirandés is enjoying the guessing.

Match

Nobody wins at Mirandés

10 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mirandés

Germán Núñez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Aritz Arambarri stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Aritz Arambarri and Mirandés agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

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17 Dec 2035
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Squad

Igor Melikov damages knee ligaments — 29 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 29 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A falling-out at Mirandés

Germán Núñez and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Jesús Hernández falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Mirandés get the job done against CE Europa

A 1‑0 win over CE Europa, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Julián Aquino

Marked 8.16 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

7 new faces, and Mirandés are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Mirandés

Something was said to Rocco Pasquale and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Player ratings

Guido Isola was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Interim Coach, on a 1‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

In brief

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3 Dec 2035
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Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Igor Melikov

43 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Mirandés lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Camilo Caceres keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Mirandés may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A falling-out at Mirandés

David Easmon and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Rocco Pasquale

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A row about effort at Mirandés

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Aritz Arambarri was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

The formation has left Till Cissokho behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Mirandés will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Interim Coach was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Mirandés dressing room was either.

The dugout

Fernando knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Mirandés, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Match

No goals between Mirandés and Atlético Madrileño

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Atlético Madrileño will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

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26 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Igor Melikov

50 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Mirandés lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Ibai Ruiz has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Mirandés they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Germán Núñez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mirandés this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Yavuz Göçenoğlu arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Yavuz Göçenoğlu has, at Mirandés, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Jesús Hernández falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Mirandés find a way past Racing Santander

Racing Santander made Mirandés work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Julián Aquino was the difference for Mirandés

Marked 7.71. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Interim Coach, on a 1‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

The dugout

Rocco Pasquale knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Mirandés, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

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19 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Frank Abora Duku is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Mirandés is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Mirandés

Germán Núñez and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Mirandés

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Melvin Hernández was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Melvin Hernández

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Melvin Hernández, and the manager let it.

Squad

5 new faces, and Mirandés are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Squad

Axel Thomelier signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Axel Thomelier and Mirandés agree another 3 years.

Market

Axl Ríos is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Mirandés has been clear about where Axl Ríos stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Jere Kari is still paying for one afternoon at Mirandés

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Market

The Julián Aquino talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Mirandés know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

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29 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Germán Núñez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mirandés this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

100 goals in the shirt for Julián Aquino

100 for the club now, each one filed in somebody’s memory with a date and a scoreline. Numbers like this are what supporters argue about in twenty years.

Squad

A row about effort at Mirandés

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Melvin Hernández was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Rocco Pasquale gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Julián Aquino in the eights

A performance of 8.01 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Algeciras snatch it back from Mirandés

A goal on 91 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

Match

Julián Aquino rescues a point for Mirandés

It needed Julián Aquino to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Algeciras, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Interim Coach on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Looking ahead

Luka Morales faces his old club

Teruel next, and one man in the Mirandés dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

In brief

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The Mirandés Post

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Frank Abora Duku keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Mirandés may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Ibai Ruiz has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Mirandés they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

David Easmon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mirandés this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Samuel Gressant will join Mirandés for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Samuel Gressant has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Mirandés have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

Melvin Hernández falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Germán Núñez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Fernando told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Fernando has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Mirandés.

The dugout

Rocco Pasquale knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Mirandés, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Talks stall between Mirandés and Warren Mouko

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

480 Edition

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8 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Remo Akanji at 21 — 7.75

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Remo Akanji did not need any: 7.75, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Warren Mouko goes up and wins it — 7.64

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.64 for the rest of it.

Squad

A falling-out at Mirandés

David Easmon and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

6 goals as Mirandés and Huesca go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Mirandés and Huesca, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Mirandés come up short against Huesca

Huesca left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

A row about effort at Mirandés

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rocco Pasquale was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Zakaria Eddahchouri is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 35 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

The dugout

Aritz Arambarri gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

No place for Jesús Hernández in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Mirandés are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

In brief

479 Edition

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1 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Roberto Cabrera out for 14 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Mirandés will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Both of them Julián Aquino's — 8.67

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.67, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Germán Núñez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mirandés this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Mirandés find a way past Sanluqueño

Sanluqueño made Mirandés work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

A row about effort at Mirandés

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rocco Pasquale was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Time is catching up with Marin Pongračić

Everybody at Mirandés saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 38 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

The dugout

No hiding place for Melvin Hernández

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Melvin Hernández, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Franco Bravo at his very best

Marked 8.35. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Mirandés.

Player ratings

Pablo López was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.17. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

478 Edition

The Mirandés Post

24 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

21 days out for Roberto Cabrera after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Mirandés will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Rocco Pasquale stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Axl Ríos puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mirandés, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Jere Kari: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Mirandés have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A falling-out at Mirandés

Germán Núñez and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Mirandés agree a free transfer for Jonny Milla

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Squad

A row about effort at Mirandés

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Melvin Hernández was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Warren Mouko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Mirandés and Marbella take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

477 Edition

The Mirandés Post

17 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Mirandés give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Squad

A fracture rules Roberto Cabrera out for 28 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Mirandés will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Ibai Ruiz is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Mirandés is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Mirandés

Germán Núñez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Mirandés

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rocco Pasquale was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Mirandés get the job done against Castellón

A 1‑0 win over Castellón, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Pablo López was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.08. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Ivo Rieder beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 17. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Interim Coach kept it short after the 1‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

In brief

473 Edition

The Mirandés Post

20 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Mirandés run out of patience with Interim Coach

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Interim Coach clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Squad

Germán Núñez damages knee ligaments — 38 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 38 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Mirandés have nobody left to take training

Not an interim appointment — an institution with an empty coaching office. Somebody unfamiliar will run the sessions this week, and the question of how a club gets into this state is one the board will be asked and will not answer.

Boardroom

Interim Coach minds the shop at Mirandés

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Interim Coach recited it perfectly.

Market

Zakaria Eddahchouri puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mirandés, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Eyes on Àlex Medina again

The phone has started ringing about Àlex Medina again, and this time the name on the line is KAA Gent. Mirandés are listening politely and promising nothing.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Vicenzo Macchia

Mirandés asked and Valencia said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Ibai Ruiz has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Mirandés they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Mirandés

David Easmon and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

469 Edition

The Mirandés Post

23 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Germán Núñez damages knee ligaments — 66 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 66 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Rocco Pasquale puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mirandés, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Ibai Ruiz is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Mirandés is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Mirandés

Germán Núñez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Mirandés

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pablo López was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Granada tell Mirandés: Pablo Barredo is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

Mirandés try to borrow Asier Osambela

Barcelona have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Jere Kari gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Aritz Arambarri asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

468 Edition

The Mirandés Post

16 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Germán Núñez out for 73 days

73 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Mirandés lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Fernando hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mirandés can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Fernando: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Mirandés have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Transfer targets

Salvi Esquivel is a medical away from Mirandés

The deal with Girona is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mirandés

Germán Núñez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Pablo López falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Miguel Román

Mirandés asked and Athletic Bilbao said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

Rodrigo Stocco gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Mirandés put Rocco Pasquale up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Rocco Pasquale may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

467 Edition

The Mirandés Post

9 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Germán Núñez damages knee ligaments — 80 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 80 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Terms done: Ibai Ruiz is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Sanluqueño waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Mirandés is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Iddrisu Moro asks to leave Mirandés

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Àlex Medina in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mirandés this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Mirandés training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodrigo Stocco is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Las Palmas tell Mirandés: Beñat Prados is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Ibai Ruiz out for 16 days

The medical room confirms 16 days on the sidelines for Ibai Ruiz, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Still no ink between Mirandés and Germán Núñez

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Mirandés, another week without a signature from Germán Núñez.

Transfer targets

Mirandés try to borrow Santiago Ruiz

Alcorcón have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

466 Edition

The Mirandés Post

2 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Mirandés go down

It is arithmetic now, and the arithmetic is done. A summer of hard questions starts early at Mirandés, and next season's fixture list reads very differently.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Germán Núñez

87 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Mirandés lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Rodrigo Stocco has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Mirandés they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Julius Tauriainen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mirandés, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Víctor Sánchez: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Mirandés have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Transfer targets

Endri Dema due for a Mirandés medical

Everything agreed with Celta, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Market

So close: Sebastián López’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Ceuta moved on, Sebastián López reports back to Mirandés, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mirandés

David Easmon and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Mirandés

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pablo López was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

463 Edition

The Mirandés Post

11 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Sebastián López out for 18 days

18 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Mirandés lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Marin Pongračić asks to leave Mirandés

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Mirandés rebuffed over Vicenzo Macchia

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Valencia have kept their man, and Mirandés go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Loan watch

Nobody is scoring past Rocco Pasquale at Zamora

17 shut-outs in 33 games. A goalkeeper’s loan is judged on the afternoons when nothing happened at all, and Rocco Pasquale has been having a lot of them.

Squad

A falling-out at Mirandés

Germán Núñez and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Mirandés make their move for Coke Carrillo

$33.0K on the table at Cartagena. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Pablo López falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Mirandés try to borrow Leo Santana

Elche have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

Still no ink between Mirandés and Sebastián Leiva

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Mirandés, another week without a signature from Sebastián Leiva.

In brief

461 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

28 May 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Riley McGree damages knee ligaments — 32 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 32 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Antonio Castillo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Zamora, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Zamora

Rocco Pasquale was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Zamora

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

Squad

Glen Masava falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Michael Harris gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Valentin Bondarenko question follows Zamora around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Valentin Bondarenko’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Zamora and Joseph Walker are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

A door opens for Vladislav Zvyagov

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

  • The dugout Joseph Walker knocks on the manager's door
  • Boardroom Zamora keep producing them
  • Match Nothing left to play for but pride at Zamora
460 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

21 May 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Riley McGree out for 39 days

39 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Zamora lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Only the photograph left for Antonio Castillo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Antonio Castillo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Zamora the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Zamora

Rocco Pasquale and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

The decline has begun for Carlos Mattheus

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 33 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Zamora is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Squad

Zamora lose Michael Harris

29 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Isaac Maben

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Zamora told Isaac Maben something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Michalis Pourliotopoulos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Fernando Almeida question follows Zamora around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Fernando Almeida’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Sergio Solís gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Sergio Solís is on it.

In brief

459 Edition

The Mirandés Post

14 May 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

9 matches without a win for Mirandés

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Mirandés are no longer polite ones.

Market

Marin Pongračić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mirandés, and it is not being withdrawn.

Loan watch

Rocco Pasquale’s loan is measured in nothing happening

17 clean sheets from 33 appearances at Zamora. That is the whole of a goalkeeper’s job done properly, and it is being done a long way from the club that owns him.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Mirandés

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Àlex Medina in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mirandés this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Mirandés

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pablo López was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Mirandés against Elche

0‑2 to Elche, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Rodrigo Stocco

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Marin Pongračić wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Mirandés can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

In brief

457 Edition

The Mirandés Post

30 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

7 matches without a win for Mirandés

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Mirandés are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Mirandés

Germán Núñez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Loan watch

Nobody is scoring past Rocco Pasquale at Zamora

16 shut-outs in 32 games. A goalkeeper’s loan is judged on the afternoons when nothing happened at all, and Rocco Pasquale has been having a lot of them.

Squad

Words at Mirandés training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pablo López is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Mirandés against Espanyol

1‑3 to Espanyol, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

Enzo Vidal’s goal not enough for Mirandés

Enzo Vidal scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Rayo Vallecano, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Melvin Hernández

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Mirandés count the cost of losing Luis Sanz

54 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

The game went through Federico Versaci — 6.77

Marked 6.77 on 9 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

In brief

457 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

30 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Riley McGree damages knee ligaments — 60 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 60 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Andrei Ratiu could not have asked for more on his first appearance — 7.52

Debuts are survived rather than enjoyed. This one was enjoyed: 7.52, 0 goals, and a manager already being asked whether he starts again next week.

Player ratings

Nicolás Rey, 21, steals the show — 8.03

Marked 8.03 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Squad

6 saves: Rocco Pasquale was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

The dugout

Alexandros Vlachodimos: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Zamora have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Jorge Domínguez beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 23. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A falling-out at Zamora

Benedikt Gimber and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Zamora

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Match

Whatever happens, Zamora do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

In brief

456 Edition

The Mirandés Post

23 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Melvin Hernández

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The dugout

Aritz Arambarri says Mirandés went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

5 matches without a win for Mirandés

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Mirandés are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mirandés

Germán Núñez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Mirandés training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pablo López is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

15 clean sheets on loan for Rocco Pasquale

31 appearances at Zamora and the goals have stopped going in. Mirandés lent out a goalkeeper and are watching somebody else’s season get better every week.

Match

Villarreal B take the points off Mirandés

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Marin Pongračić is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 37 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

The dugout

Ivo Rieder gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

455 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

16 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Riley McGree

74 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Zamora lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Daniil Yurchenko out for 37 days

The medical room confirms 37 days on the sidelines for Daniil Yurchenko, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tempers go at Zamora

Joas Snellman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Rocco Pasquale gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 126% of the Zamora income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Player ratings

Isaac Maben stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.84 on the card, and the Zamora support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

Zamora pick somebody else ahead of Joas Snellman

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Match

Isaac Maben rescues a point for Zamora

It needed Isaac Maben to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Ourense CF, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Tiago Veiga beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 14. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

  • The dugout Half-satisfied: Interim Coach on the draw
  • Squad Words at Zamora training over how hard people work
  • The dugout Tiago Veiga gets picked when it counts
454 Edition

The Mirandés Post

9 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Rodrigo Stocco has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Mirandés they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

A brace, and Pablo López takes the afternoon — 8.33

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Pablo López provided it, and the 8.33 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Melvin Hernández

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The dugout

Iddrisu Moro: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Mirandés have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Mirandés to lose Rodrigo Stocco for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Rodrigo Stocco has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Germán Núñez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mirandés this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Mirandés training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pablo López is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Rocco Pasquale’s loan is measured in nothing happening

14 clean sheets from 29 appearances at Zamora. That is the whole of a goalkeeper’s job done properly, and it is being done a long way from the club that owns him.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Mirandés

9 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

453 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

2 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Riley McGree

88 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Zamora lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Michael Harris keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Zamora may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Zamora

Rocco Pasquale was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Zamora counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Zamora now.

The dugout

No hiding place for Harrison Rice

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Harrison Rice, and the manager let it.

Squad

A row about effort at Zamora

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Tiago Veiga was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Looking ahead

Rocco Pasquale goes back to face Talavera

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Rocco Pasquale’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Zamora needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Market

The Valentin Bondarenko question follows Zamora around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Valentin Bondarenko’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

When it matters, Sergio Solís plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

452 Edition

The Mirandés Post

26 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Mirandés lose Àlex Medina

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Mirandés

Àlex Medina was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rodrigo Stocco falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Mirandés against Sabadell

0‑1 to Sabadell, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Loan watch

13 clean sheets on loan for Rocco Pasquale

28 appearances at Zamora and the goals have stopped going in. Mirandés lent out a goalkeeper and are watching somebody else’s season get better every week.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

Fernando dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

The dugout

Víctor Sánchez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Fernando knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Mirandés, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

450 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

12 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Genar Fornés out for 18 days

18 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Zamora lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

No end in sight to Zamora's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Zamora has to find a result from somewhere.

The dugout

Jorge Domínguez keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Zamora may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Cristian Martín has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zamora they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Zamora

Benedikt Gimber and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A move Ivan Perković would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Ivan Perković is living that version at Zamora, and it tends to show in the first month.

The dugout

No hiding place for Rocco Pasquale

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rocco Pasquale, and the manager let it.

Squad

A row about effort at Zamora

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Riley McGree was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Daniil Yurchenko runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

449 Edition

The Mirandés Post

5 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Joaquín Morrone has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Mirandés they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Noam Ferro arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Noam Ferro has, at Mirandés, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Tempers go at Mirandés

Germán Núñez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Joaquín Morrone makes it 200

200 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

Squad

Franco Bravo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Nobody is scoring past Rocco Pasquale at Zamora

12 shut-outs in 25 games. A goalkeeper’s loan is judged on the afternoons when nothing happened at all, and Rocco Pasquale has been having a lot of them.

Player ratings

Franco Bravo was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Still no ink between Mirandés and Rodrigo Stocco

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Mirandés, another week without a signature from Rodrigo Stocco.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Julián Aquino

A mark of 7.46, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

In brief

446 Edition

The Mirandés Post

12 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Mirandés

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

A hiding for Mirandés

Beaten 1‑4 by Racing Ferrol, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

A falling-out at Mirandés

Àlex Medina and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Hércules tell Mirandés: Tristan Martinez is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Boardroom

Francesco Bonardi will join Mirandés for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Francesco Bonardi has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Mirandés have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

Words at Mirandés training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodrigo Stocco is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Deadline beats Mirandés to Jesús Vidal

The clock did what Las Palmas would not, and ended it. Supporters who watched the countdown will spend the next window doing it again.

Player ratings

Franco Bravo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 17. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sebastián Leiva

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sebastián Leiva, and the manager let it.

In brief

  • Boardroom Nobody left the Mirandés dressing room in a hurry
  • Loan watch Rocco Pasquale’s loan is measured in nothing happening
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
446 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

12 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Genar Fornés

46 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Zamora lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Nicolás Rey was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 29. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Alexandros Vlachodimos says Zamora went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Cristian Martín

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Cristian Martín will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Zamora the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Rocco Pasquale in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zamora this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jaime Nieto

Zamora asked and Valladolid said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Valentin Bondarenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

One of their own: Sebastián Aguirre

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Sebastián Aguirre sends Zamora past Barakaldo

It finished 1‑0, and it was Sebastián Aguirre’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Zamora.

In brief

444 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

29 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Genar Fornés out for 60 days

60 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Zamora lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

The wait goes on for Zamora

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Zamora say no — this time

The offer from CE Europa for Cristian Martín was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Antonio Castillo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zamora they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Benedikt Gimber in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zamora this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Zamora cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jan Feit

Zamora asked and Ponferradina said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Isaac Maben falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Rocco Pasquale gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

443 Edition

The Mirandés Post

22 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

7 matches without a win for Mirandés

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Mirandés are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Mirandés

Aritz Arambarri was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Mirandés beat the market to Jesús Cuero from Albacete

Albacete will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Jesús Cuero has pre-agreed a move to Mirandés, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Squad

A row about effort at Mirandés

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rodrigo Stocco was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Sevilla tell Mirandés: Raúl Moro is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

A bad afternoon for Mirandés against Bilbao Athletic

1‑2 to Bilbao Athletic, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Joaquín Morrone

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joaquín Morrone, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑2 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

Transfer targets

Mirandés ask about Lucas Quimbo

A loan enquiry to Ponferradina: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

441 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

8 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Genar Fornés

81 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Zamora lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Rocco Pasquale stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Marko Wimmer puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Zamora, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Joseph Walker: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Zamora have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Leo Santana

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Zamora have done the hard part with Elche, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at Zamora

Benedikt Gimber and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Zamora

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Transfer targets

Sevilla tell Zamora: Jano Monserrate is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words at Zamora training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Isaac Maben is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

440 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

1 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Genar Fornés

88 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Zamora lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Zamora run riot against Real Avilés

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Daniil Yurchenko scores twice — 8.48

Two goals and a mark of 8.48 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Nicolás Rey scores twice — 8.16

Two goals and a mark of 8.16 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Rocco Pasquale

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Teppo Marttinen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Zamora can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Antonio Castillo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zamora they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Zamora

Benedikt Gimber was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Isaac Maben wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Zamora can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

In brief

439 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

25 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Genar Fornés

95 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Zamora lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Isaac Maben hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Zamora can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Zamora

Rocco Pasquale and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Zamora training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Bondarenko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Zamora come up short against Burgos

Burgos left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Isaac Maben

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 115% of the Zamora income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

Benedikt Gimber has to sit this one out

A booking nobody needed, on a night the game was already won. Zamora lose a player for the most avoidable reason there is.

In brief

436 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

4 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Genar Fornés damages knee ligaments — 116 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 116 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

8 matches without a win for Zamora

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Zamora are no longer polite ones.

Match

The goals have deserted Zamora

7 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Zamora can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

6 saves: Rocco Pasquale was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Only the photograph left for Antonio Castillo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Antonio Castillo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Zamora the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Zamora

Benedikt Gimber was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Zamora

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Valentin Bondarenko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Zamora against Cacereño

0‑2 to Cacereño, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Rocco Pasquale

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

432 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

6 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Zamora

Beaten 0‑4 by Real Sociedad B, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Rocco Pasquale keeps Zamora in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No end in sight to Zamora's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Zamora has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Only the photograph left for Antonio Castillo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Antonio Castillo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Zamora the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Joas Snellman signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Joas Snellman commits to Zamora for another 2 years.

Match

Zamora cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

A falling-out at Zamora

Rocco Pasquale and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Benedikt Gimber

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Benedikt Gimber, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Zamora against Celta Fortuna

0‑1 to Celta Fortuna, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

  • Player ratings Valentin Bondarenko ran the middle of the pitch — 6.53
  • Player ratings Tiago Veiga did the work nobody counts — 6.89
  • Boardroom Nobody left the Zamora dressing room in a hurry
431 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

30 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Zamora out of the cup

Mallorca ended it 0‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Rocco Pasquale

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Benedikt Gimber in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zamora this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nicolás Rey runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Isaac Maben wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Zamora know it.

Squad

Words at Zamora training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Bondarenko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Zamora against Arenas Club

0‑1 to Arenas Club, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Joas Snellman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

  • Boardroom Wages eat 90% of everything Zamora earn
  • Looking ahead Zamora take on the side everybody is chasing
  • The dugout When it matters, Tiago Veiga plays
430 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

23 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Zamora — 7.71

1 for Markel Lozano, marked 7.71, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

The dugout

Štěpán Hapal says Zamora went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Štěpán Hapal is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Zamora is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Zamora to lose Štěpán Hapal for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Štěpán Hapal has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

A falling-out at Zamora

Benedikt Gimber and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Zamora training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Bondarenko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Zamora against Guadalajara

1‑2 to Guadalajara, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Rocco Pasquale

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rocco Pasquale, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

424 Edition

The Talavera Herald

11 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sergio Ravelli puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Talavera, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Teruel come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Talavera did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Rocco Pasquale

Talavera asked and Mirandés said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Talavera

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Boardroom

Talavera can only buy what they sell

Nobody has barred the club from spending; it simply has nothing to spend that it has not first raised. Every incoming name comes with an outgoing one attached.

Squad

No place for Iván Santiago in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Talavera are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

Market

No place for Cavid Huseynov in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Cavid Huseynov has his answer from Talavera; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Market

Iván Molina linked with a move away

The name of Iván Molina keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Talavera say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Somebody is after Amador Zarco’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Amador Zarco suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Talavera have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

In brief

420 Edition

The Talavera Herald

14 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nicolás Rojas

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Talavera lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Daniele Bleve has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Talavera they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Leo Cabrera puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Talavera, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Mario Medina rejects the move

Talavera had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Betis, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Rocco Pasquale

Talavera asked and Mirandés said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Tiago Borgogno falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Talavera ask about Gonzalo Vera

A loan enquiry to Leganés: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Boardroom

Nobody arrives at Talavera until somebody leaves

The club is not barred from spending; it simply has nothing to spend that it has not first raised. Every name linked with Talavera this window arrives with a name leaving in the same sentence.

Market

Talks stall between Talavera and Tiago Borgogno

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

420 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

14 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Lucas Quimbo due for a Zamora medical

Everything agreed with Ponferradina, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Tempers go at Zamora

Benedikt Gimber was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Rocco Pasquale

Zamora asked and Mirandés said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Zamora

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Isaac Maben was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

CE Europa join the queue for Antonio Castillo

Add another name to the list: CE Europa have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Antonio Castillo. The answer from Zamora has not changed — yet.

The dugout

Adrián Salguero asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Talks stall between Zamora and Cristian Martín

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

“I want to play”: Cristian Martín speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

The dugout

No hiding place for Antonio Castillo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Antonio Castillo, and the manager let it.

In brief

419 Edition

The Mirandés Post

7 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sebastián López

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Mirandés lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Rocco Pasquale agrees terms with Ibiza

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Mirandés people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Thomas Karaberis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mirandés can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Oihan Sanz is a medical away from Mirandés

The deal with Zaragoza is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mirandés

Germán Núñez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Álvaro Jiménez

Mirandés asked and Sevilla said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ibón Ispizua

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ibón Ispizua, and the manager let it.

Squad

Alon Demol wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Mirandés know it.

Squad

Words at Mirandés training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dani González is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

417 Edition

The Mirandés Post

24 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Sebastián López out for 33 days

33 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Mirandés lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Rocco Pasquale has said yes to Sanluqueño

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Mirandés have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Leon Jensen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mirandés, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Julián Aquino attracts admirers

The name of Julián Aquino has come up in conversations Mirandés were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

Ricardo Flores will not be coming to Mirandés

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Mallorca is saying, and nobody at Mirandés is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

A falling-out at Mirandés

Àlex Medina and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Mirandés

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pablo López was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jorge Cuenca

Mirandés asked and Real Madrid said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Mirandés try to borrow Yanis Senhadji

Basel have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

417 Edition

The Talavera Herald

24 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nicolás Rojas

54 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Talavera lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Talavera has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Daniele Bleve asks to leave Talavera

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Iker Córdoba is a medical away from Talavera

The deal with Valencia is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Boardroom

Talavera agree a free transfer for Enzo Delgado

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Transfer targets

Talavera rebuffed over David Castro

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Cádiz have kept their man, and Talavera go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

A stepping stone, not a home, for Tiago Borgogno

He is doing his job and he is not settling. Talavera were supposed to be a step up in his own reckoning, and his own reckoning has been adjusted since he arrived.

Squad

Tiago Borgogno is a square peg at Talavera

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Transfer targets

Talavera try to borrow Rocco Pasquale

Mirandés have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

416 Edition

The Mirandés Post

17 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sebastián López

40 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Mirandés lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Brian Pintos hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mirandés can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Elvis Hansson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Mirandés they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

No deal for Bruno Guimarães at that price

Mirandés offered $1.7M; Real Madrid said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Market

Mirandés say no — this time

The offer from Zamora for Rocco Pasquale was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Mirandés

Aritz Arambarri was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Real Madrid tell Mirandés: Sergio Gómez is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of David Easmon

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Thomas Karaberis pulls a muscle — 17 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 17 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

In brief

415 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

10 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Wesley Zahibo out for 20 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Zamora will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Adrián Salguero has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zamora they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Antonio Castillo has said yes to Sanluqueño

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Zamora have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Denis Potoma asks to leave Zamora

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Jan Lozano is a medical away from Zamora

The deal with Real Madrid is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Boardroom

Adrián Salguero signs for Osasuna while still at Zamora

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Adrián Salguero has agreed terms with Osasuna for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Words exchanged at Zamora

Wesley Zahibo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Zamora training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Benedikt Gimber is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Mirandés tell Zamora: Rocco Pasquale is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

414 Edition

The Mirandés Post

3 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sebastián López damages knee ligaments — 54 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 54 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Rocco Pasquale has said yes to Cultural Leonesa

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Mirandés have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Elvis Hansson asks to leave Mirandés

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Alon Demol says Mirandés went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Zinedin Smajlović rejects the move

Mirandés had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Atlético Madrid, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Tempers go at Mirandés

Germán Núñez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Pablo López falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Rubén Hernández

Mirandés asked and Oviedo said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Gerzino Nyamsi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Gerzino Nyamsi commits to Mirandés for another 2 years.

In brief

413 Edition

The Mirandés Post

26 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Sebastián López out for 61 days

61 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Mirandés lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Zinedin Smajlović

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Mirandés have done the hard part with Atlético Madrid, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

Sevilla tell Mirandés: Álvaro Jiménez is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Thomas Karaberis signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Thomas Karaberis and Mirandés agree another 2 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Mirandés

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dani González was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Brian Pintos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mirandés this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Arenteiro expected to open talks for Rocco Pasquale

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Mirandés will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sebastián López

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sebastián López, and the manager let it.

Market

Still no ink between Mirandés and Sebastián Leiva

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Mirandés, another week without a signature from Sebastián Leiva.

In brief

410 Edition

The Mirandés Post

5 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sebastián López damages knee ligaments — 82 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 82 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Full time on the season at Mirandés

Position 15 on 50 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Market

Rocco Pasquale has said yes to Talavera

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Mirandés have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Elvis Hansson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mirandés can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A move Ibai Ruiz would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Ibai Ruiz is living that version at Mirandés, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

Tiziano Perrotta due for a Mirandés medical

Everything agreed with Espanyol, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mirandés

Àlex Medina and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Zaragoza tell Mirandés: Ángel Recio is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

No hiding place for Aritz Arambarri

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Aritz Arambarri, and the manager let it.

In brief

410 Edition

The Talavera Herald

5 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Interim Coach is out at Talavera

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Boardroom

A stranger takes charge at Talavera

The coaching staff has emptied out entirely and there was nobody internal to promote, so the club has appointed a name almost none of its supporters will recognise. Clubs recover from this; none of them enjoy explaining it.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at Talavera for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Market

Leo Cabrera puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Talavera, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Diego Castillo says Talavera went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

Rocco Pasquale due for a Talavera medical

Everything agreed with Mirandés, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Juan Santos stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Juan Santos and Talavera agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Transfer targets

Door shut on David Castro

Talavera asked and Cádiz said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

Talavera pay $18.8K to end Interim Coach's contract

The bill for the sacking has arrived. Interim Coach leaves with $18.8K for the time left on his deal, and that money buys the club nothing it can put on the pitch.

In brief

410 Edition

The Zamora Sentinel

5 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

55 days out for Wesley Zahibo after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Zamora will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Unai Dufur hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Zamora can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Sergio Solís keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Zamora may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Valentin Bondarenko out for 74 days

The medical room confirms 74 days on the sidelines for Valentin Bondarenko, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Transfer targets

Rocco Pasquale due for a Zamora medical

Everything agreed with Mirandés, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Tempers go at Zamora

Matías Espíndola was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Benedikt Gimber falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jano Monserrate

Zamora asked and Sevilla said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

The Eduard Duţu conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Unionistas will make the call about Eduard Duţu this week. Zamora have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief