Noa Mupemba

Striker - Stade Lavallois
13 Jul 2028
Thursday
Process

Marked for Noa Mupemba

102 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Noa Mupemba breaks a bone — 62 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 62 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Djibril Diagouraga puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Lavallois, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Red Star come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Stade Lavallois did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Red Star watching Noa Mupemba

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Stade Lavallois have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

A falling-out at Stade Lavallois

Julien Maggiotti and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Lionel Mpasi

Stade Lavallois asked and ESTAC Troyes said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Stade Lavallois are still strangers to each other

10 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Transfer targets

Stade Lavallois ask about Jemiah Umolu

A loan enquiry to Pisa: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Boardroom

Wages eat 85% of everything Stade Lavallois earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

Back issues
101 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Stade Lavallois give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Squad

A fracture rules Noa Mupemba out for 70 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stade Lavallois will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Quevilly-Rouen come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Stade Lavallois did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Noa Mupemba puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Lavallois, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Darragh Lenihan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Lavallois this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Stade Lavallois rebuffed over Harouna Djibirin

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Olympique de Marseille have kept their man, and Stade Lavallois go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Amiens SC watching Thimothé David

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Stade Lavallois have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

Talks stall between Stade Lavallois and Darragh Lenihan

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Noé Verron is in the works

Stade Lavallois have made the call to Stade Brestois. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

100 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Noa Mupemba breaks a bone — 78 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 78 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Layousse Samb hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Lavallois can pretend not to have heard.

Market

EA Guingamp join the queue for Ethan Clavreul

Add another name to the list: EA Guingamp have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Ethan Clavreul. The answer from Stade Lavallois has not changed — yet.

Market

Stade Lavallois sign Thomas Callens for $340.0K

The paperwork is done: Thomas Callens joins from Sochaux in a deal worth $340.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Lavallois

Julien Maggiotti was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Thibaut Vargas moves on

FC Lorient pay $780.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Boardroom

Stade Lavallois beat the market to Djibril Diallo from Stade Rennais

Stade Rennais will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Djibril Diallo has pre-agreed a move to Stade Lavallois, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Warleson

Stade Lavallois asked and Stade de Reims said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Stade Lavallois try to borrow Tochukwu Nnadi

Olympique de Marseille have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

99 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Stade Lavallois has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Carlo Evangelista agrees terms with SM Caen

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Stade Lavallois people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Squad

86 days out for Noa Mupemba after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Stade Lavallois will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Eyes on Thibaut Vargas again

The phone has started ringing about Thibaut Vargas again, and this time the name on the line is Bourg-Peronnas. Stade Lavallois are listening politely and promising nothing.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Tochukwu Nnadi rejects the move

Stade Lavallois had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Olympique de Marseille, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Lavallois

Vito Mannone was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Timothée Pembélé

Stade Lavallois asked and Le Havre AC said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mamadou Camara

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mamadou Camara, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Stade Lavallois training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alpha Diallo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

98 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Noa Mupemba breaks a bone — 93 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 93 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Thibaut Vargas asks to leave Stade Lavallois

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Tochukwu Nnadi is a medical away from Stade Lavallois

The deal with Olympique de Marseille is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stade Lavallois

Vito Mannone and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Thomas Callens

Stade Lavallois asked and Sochaux said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Josué Escartin wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Stade Lavallois hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Stade Lavallois dugout

11 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 98% of the Stade Lavallois income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Elysée Logbo is a square peg at Stade Lavallois

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

In brief

97 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Stade Lavallois go down

It is arithmetic now, and the arithmetic is done. A summer of hard questions starts early at Stade Lavallois, and next season's fixture list reads very differently.

Boardroom

Stade Lavallois part company with Mathieu Marie

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Squad

100 days out for Noa Mupemba after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Stade Lavallois will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Boardroom

Stade Lavallois have nobody left to take training

Not an interim appointment — an institution with an empty coaching office. Somebody unfamiliar will run the sessions this week, and the question of how a club gets into this state is one the board will be asked and will not answer.

Boardroom

Interim Coach takes charge at Stade Lavallois

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Market

Sambou Sissoko asks to leave Stade Lavallois

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Mamadou Camara raises the bar for Stade Lavallois

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Stade Lavallois heard it as anything else.

Squad

Ethan Clavreul signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ethan Clavreul and Stade Lavallois agree another 4 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Stade Lavallois

Vito Mannone and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

96 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Stade Lavallois boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

107 days out for Noa Mupemba after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Stade Lavallois will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Julien Maggiotti: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stade Lavallois have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Vito Mannone in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Lavallois this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Aymeric Potiron would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Aymeric Potiron is living that version at Stade Lavallois, and it tends to show in the first month.

Market

Ethan Clavreul returns a better player

33 games and 2 goals away from here, and a man the manager did not have last summer. The loan did what loans are supposed to do and almost never do.

Squad

A row about effort at Stade Lavallois

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alpha Diallo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sambou Sissoko

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sambou Sissoko, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Josué Escartin knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Stade Lavallois, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

95 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Stade Lavallois has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

The dugout

Jonas Martin keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stade Lavallois may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A falling-out at Stade Lavallois

Thibaut Vargas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Stade Lavallois training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Krépin Diatta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Julien Maggiotti knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Stade Lavallois, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Mamadou Samassa has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Stade Lavallois will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

79 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

29 matches without a win for Stade Lavallois

The run now stands at 29, and the questions being asked around Stade Lavallois are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Stade Lavallois board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Mathieu Deplagne breaks a bone — 124 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 124 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

A hiding for Stade Lavallois

Beaten 0‑3 by Red Star, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Stade Lavallois say no — this time

The offer from Kecskeméti TE for Carlo Evangelista was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Match

The goals have deserted Stade Lavallois

7 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Stade Lavallois can tell you which week it ends in.

Market

Samuel Souprayen asks to leave Stade Lavallois

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Noa Mupemba says Stade Lavallois went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Stade Lavallois

Thibaut Vargas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

70 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Stade Lavallois's wait for a win

20 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stade Lavallois has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Stade Lavallois

A 1‑4 beating by SM Caen was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jonas Martin yet — 7.96

At 37 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.96 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Sam Sanna did the work nobody counts — 7.06

19 combined actions and 7.06. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

Squad

A falling-out at Stade Lavallois

Vito Mannone and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Teddy Bouriaud makes it 200

200 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

Squad

Time is catching up with Mathieu Deplagne

Everybody at Stade Lavallois saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 36 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

Boardroom

Wages eat 110% of everything Stade Lavallois earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Stade Lavallois

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

60 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Stade Lavallois

12 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Stade Lavallois out of the cup

EA Guingamp ended it 0‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

The dugout

Djibril Diagouraga: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stade Lavallois have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Sam Sanna stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sam Sanna and Stade Lavallois agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Stade Lavallois

Thibaut Vargas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Stade Lavallois training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ilies Belmokhtar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Bamo Meïté

Stade Lavallois asked and Olympique de Marseille said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

The decline has begun for Kévin Malcuit

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 36 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Stade Lavallois is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stade Lavallois against Red Star

0‑1 to Red Star, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

  • The dugout Noa Mupemba gets it from the manager
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • Player ratings Nobody could get near Brandon Bokangu
49 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

William Bianda puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Lavallois, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

24 days out for Samuel Souprayen after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Stade Lavallois will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Stade Lavallois say no — this time

The offer from FC Fleury 91 for Titouan Thomas was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stade Lavallois

Vito Mannone and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Jonas Martin pulls a muscle — 19 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 19 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Market

US Boulogne watching Sidi Bane

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Stade Lavallois have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

A row about effort at Stade Lavallois

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Julien Maggiotti was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Stade Lavallois rebuffed over Malcolm Jeng

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Stade de Reims have kept their man, and Stade Lavallois go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Noa Mupemba comes back from a loan that worked

28 appearances and 9 goals away from here, and a player the manager did not have in August. Loans are sent out hoping for exactly this and most of them do not deliver it.

In brief

45 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Vito Mannone out for 35 days

35 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Stade Lavallois lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

56 days out for Samuel Souprayen after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Stade Lavallois will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Moïse Adilehou has said yes to Pau FC

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Stade Lavallois have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Squad

Carlo Evangelista arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Carlo Evangelista has, at Stade Lavallois, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Market

Jules Gaudin asks to leave Stade Lavallois

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

The step up is real for Carlo Evangelista

At 20 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mamadou Camara

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mamadou Camara, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

Stade Lavallois try to borrow Alexandre Pierre

Sochaux have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

A long bet from Stade Lavallois on Carlo Evangelista

He is 20, and nobody at Stade Lavallois signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

42 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Vito Mannone

57 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Lavallois lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

77 days out for Samuel Souprayen after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Stade Lavallois will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Samuel Dié asks to leave Stade Lavallois

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

William Bianda has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Lavallois they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

Gabriel Costa says Stade Lavallois went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Stade Lavallois

Vito Mannone and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Stade Lavallois

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dylan Mbayo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

William Bianda is still paying for one afternoon at Stade Lavallois

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

Sidi Bane gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

41 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Samuel Souprayen out for 85 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stade Lavallois will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The dugout

Yohan Tavares keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stade Lavallois may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Thibaut Vargas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Lavallois this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Ibrahima Fall gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Stade Lavallois training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jules Gaudin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

No place for Yohan Tavares in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Yohan Tavares has his answer from Stade Lavallois; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

37 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Samuel Souprayen breaks a bone — 119 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 119 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

The wait goes on for Stade Lavallois

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A falling-out at Stade Lavallois

Thibaut Vargas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Dylan Mbayo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

The goals have deserted Stade Lavallois

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Stade Lavallois can tell you which week it ends in.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stade Lavallois against Le Mans FC

0‑1 to Le Mans FC, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jonas Martin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jonas Martin, and the manager let it.

The dugout

No place for Mamadou Samassa on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Stade Lavallois pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

The dugout

Mathieu Marie answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

36 Edition

The LB Chateauroux Sentinel

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for LB Chateauroux

A 1‑4 beating by FC Versailles was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

The dugout

Moustapha Fall keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” LB Chateauroux may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Yanis Chahid is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Lucas Lavallée has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Words at LB Chateauroux training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yanis Chahid is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The decline has begun for Bakary Sako

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 38 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for LB Chateauroux is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Boardroom

Doors closed at LB Chateauroux

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Marcel Joly answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑4, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Player ratings

The one thing Noa Mupemba could not do

Shots: 9, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

33 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Samuel Souprayen out for 153 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stade Lavallois will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Samuel Dié asks to leave Stade Lavallois

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Titouan Thomas pops up at the right end — 7.42

7.42, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dylan Mbayo

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A row about effort at Stade Lavallois

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dylan Mbayo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

The decline has begun for Kévin Malcuit

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 36 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Stade Lavallois is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Lavallois

Samuel Dié was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Djibril Diagouraga

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Djibril Diagouraga, and the manager let it.

The dugout

No place for Jonas Martin on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Stade Lavallois pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

In brief

29 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Stade Lavallois

Position 16 and 25 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Lavallois

Vito Mannone was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Stade Lavallois cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Transfer targets

LOSC Lille tell Stade Lavallois: Arsène Kouassi is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stade Lavallois against Amiens SC

0‑1 to Amiens SC, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Gabriel Costa signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Gabriel Costa commits to Stade Lavallois for another 1 years.

Player ratings

Dylan Mbayo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 17. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Mathieu Marie to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

No place for Kévin Malcuit on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Stade Lavallois pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

In brief

25 Edition

The LB Chateauroux Sentinel

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

LB Chateauroux bid $2.1M for Antonin Bobichon

The offer went to Pau FC this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Market

Mattéo Massy puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at LB Chateauroux, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Carlens Arcus

LB Chateauroux asked and Angers SCO said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at LB Chateauroux

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Gaoussou Traoré was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at LB Chateauroux

Brahima Magassa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Honours even between LB Chateauroux and Quevilly-Rouen

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jad Koembo

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Marcel Joly on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Marcel Joly after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Market

Jad Koembo placed on the list

LB Chateauroux have made Jad Koembo available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

25 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Terms done: Moïse Adilehou is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Dijon waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Stade Lavallois is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Squad

A falling-out at Stade Lavallois

Thibaut Vargas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Dylan Mbayo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Dylan Mbayo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mário Sauer

Stade Lavallois asked and Toulouse FC said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

Vito Mannone gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Stade Lavallois come up short against Clermont Foot

Clermont Foot left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Mathieu Deplagne signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Mathieu Deplagne and Stade Lavallois agree another 1 years.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Mathieu Marie to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

23 Edition

The LB Chateauroux Sentinel

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Noa Mupemba honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. LB Chateauroux had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Market

Enzo Arbona hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what LB Chateauroux can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Yanis Chahid is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Home is on Lassana Diakhaby's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; LB Chateauroux are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Gaoussou Traoré falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Stade Rennais tell LB Chateauroux: Lamine Guèye is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Corentin Jean

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

LB Chateauroux come up short against SC Aubagne Air Bel

SC Aubagne Air Bel left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Jad Koembo told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Jad Koembo has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at LB Chateauroux.

In brief

22 Edition

The LB Chateauroux Sentinel

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Words at LB Chateauroux training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gaoussou Traoré is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at LB Chateauroux

Brahima Magassa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Noa Mupemba the difference as LB Chateauroux beat Dijon

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Noa Mupemba. 1‑0 against Dijon, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Boardroom

Wages eat 97% of everything LB Chateauroux earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Noa Mupemba was the difference for LB Chateauroux

Marked 7.67. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

Marcel Joly: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

The dugout

Akim Djaha gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Akim Djaha

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Mehdi Beneddine

13 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

22 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Thibaut Vargas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Lavallois can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Vito Mannone in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Lavallois this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Real improvement from Julien Trichet at Stade Lavallois

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Julien Trichet is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Dylan Mbayo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Stade Lavallois come up short against Pau FC

Pau FC left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mamadou Samassa

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mamadou Samassa, and the manager let it.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Stade Lavallois

9 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑2 defeat, delivered by Mathieu Marie to a room that had heard them before.

Boardroom

91% of the income goes out in wages at Stade Lavallois

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

21 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Peter Ouaneh keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stade Lavallois may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Lavallois

Vito Mannone was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 unbeaten for Stade Lavallois

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Stade Lavallois did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Dylan Mbayo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Stade Lavallois refuse to lose to AS Saint-Etienne

A point taken on 90 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

Squad

Tony Andreu signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Tony Andreu and Stade Lavallois agree another 1 years.

The dugout

Jules Gaudin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Honours even between Stade Lavallois and AS Saint-Etienne

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Mamadou Samassa gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Mamadou Samassa is on it.

In brief

20 Edition

The LB Chateauroux Sentinel

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Corentin Jean signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Corentin Jean commits to LB Chateauroux for another 3 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at LB Chateauroux

Yanis Chahid and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at LB Chateauroux

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Gaoussou Traoré was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

LB Chateauroux see off Valenciennes

Three points for LB Chateauroux, 1‑0 the final word against Valenciennes in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

No hiding place for Brahima Magassa

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brahima Magassa, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Noa Mupemba was the difference for LB Chateauroux

Marked 7.63. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

Marcel Joly: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

Looking ahead

A test against the best for LB Chateauroux

The team at the top of the table next, and the honest measure of where this side actually is. Anybody can beat the club below them; the question is what happens against SM Caen.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jad Koembo

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

18 Edition

The LB Chateauroux Sentinel

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yanis Chahid in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at LB Chateauroux this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

LB Chateauroux supporters have found a favourite in Lucas Lavallée

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Lucas Lavallée has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

Words at LB Chateauroux training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lassana Diakhaby is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 102% of the LB Chateauroux income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Player ratings

Jad Koembo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Willsem Boussaid

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Marcel Joly on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Match

Point won or two lost for LB Chateauroux?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against FC Versailles? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Looking ahead

Corentin Jean faces his old club

Sochaux next, and one man in the LB Chateauroux dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

In brief

17 Edition

The LB Chateauroux Sentinel

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Chastening afternoon for LB Chateauroux

A 1‑4 beating by US Concarneau was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

The dugout

Georges Tjomb: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” LB Chateauroux have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Jad Koembo was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Tempers go at LB Chateauroux

Yanis Chahid was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at LB Chateauroux training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gaoussou Traoré is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Brahima Magassa reaches 100 appearances

100 games in the shirt. Nobody sets out to build a record like that; it happens to a certain kind of player at a certain kind of club, and this town knows what it has.

Boardroom

Nobody left the LB Chateauroux dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Marcel Joly: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑4, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

A day to forget for Lucas Lavallée

Beaten 4 times, 2 saves, and an afternoon that will go on his record whether it was his fault or the defence’s. It is the quiet unfairness of the position.

In brief

17 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

9 matches without a win for Stade Lavallois

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Stade Lavallois are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Lavallois

Vito Mannone was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Yohan Tavares

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A row about effort at Stade Lavallois

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jules Gaudin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Mamadou Camara

A mark of 7.70, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Match

Stade Lavallois share the spoils with ESTAC Troyes

A 1‑1 draw with ESTAC Troyes leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

Mamadou Samassa knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Mamadou Samassa trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Mathieu Marie on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Mathieu Marie after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Player ratings

Thibaut Vargas beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 13. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

16 Edition

The LB Chateauroux Sentinel

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Akim Djaha

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. LB Chateauroux lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Brahima Magassa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at LB Chateauroux this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at LB Chateauroux training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yanis Chahid is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Moustapha Fall

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Looking ahead

Gaoussou Traoré goes back to face US Concarneau

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Gaoussou Traoré’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and LB Chateauroux needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Squad

Moustapha Fall wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and LB Chateauroux will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

In brief

16 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Stade Lavallois count the cost of losing Titouan Thomas

56 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stade Lavallois

Vito Mannone and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Dylan Mbayo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Djibril Diagouraga gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Mathieu Deplagne stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mathieu Deplagne and Stade Lavallois agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Mamadou Samassa gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Mamadou Samassa is on it.

Market

Peter Ouaneh is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Stade Lavallois has been clear about where Peter Ouaneh stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

Mathieu Deplagne brings the grey hairs Stade Lavallois lacked

At 35, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

The dugout

Yohan Tavares knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Yohan Tavares trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

14 Edition

The LB Chateauroux Sentinel

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

A brace, and Noa Mupemba takes the afternoon — 8.90

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Noa Mupemba provided it, and the 8.90 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

LB Chateauroux find a way past Paris 13 Atletico

Paris 13 Atletico made LB Chateauroux work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Yanis Chahid in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at LB Chateauroux this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

One of their own: Moustapha Fall

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Squad

Words at LB Chateauroux training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lassana Diakhaby is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Yanis Chahid at his very best

Marked 8.14. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at LB Chateauroux.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jad Koembo

Marked 8.02 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 102% of the LB Chateauroux income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Jad Koembo named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Jad Koembo is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

13 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Djibril Diagouraga arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Djibril Diagouraga has, at Stade Lavallois, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Match

5 matches without a win for Stade Lavallois

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Stade Lavallois are no longer polite ones.

The dugout

Julien Trichet says Stade Lavallois went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Stade Lavallois

Sam Sanna and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Stade Lavallois training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dylan Mbayo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Stade Lavallois come up short against USL Dunkerque

USL Dunkerque left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

William Bénard out for 18 days

The medical room confirms 18 days on the sidelines for William Bénard, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

No hiding place for Cyril Mandouki

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Cyril Mandouki, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Dylan Mbayo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

9 Edition

The LB Chateauroux Sentinel

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to LB Chateauroux's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at LB Chateauroux has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

LB Chateauroux cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Lassana Diakhaby falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at LB Chateauroux

Yanis Chahid was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Marcel Joly was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the LB Chateauroux dressing room was either.

The dugout

No hiding place for Georges Tjomb

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Georges Tjomb, and the manager let it.

Match

LB Chateauroux and Bourg-Peronnas cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Bourg-Peronnas came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Enzo Tostivint

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Stade Briochin in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Player ratings

Bakary Sako beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 10. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

9 Edition

The Stade Lavallois Courier

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Stade Lavallois

Thibaut Vargas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Julien Trichet at Stade Lavallois

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Julien Trichet is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Words at Stade Lavallois training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dylan Mbayo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Julien Maggiotti takes the honours

Marked 7.63 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Stade Lavallois had the best player on the pitch.

Match

Julien Maggiotti rescues a point for Stade Lavallois

It needed Julien Maggiotti to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Grenoble Foot 38, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Mathieu Marie was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the Stade Lavallois dressing room was either.

Player ratings

Dylan Mbayo was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 13. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sidi Bane

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Yohan Tavares does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

In brief

8 Edition

The LB Chateauroux Sentinel

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

LB Chateauroux out of the cup

ESTAC Troyes ended it 0‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

3 matches without a goal for LB Chateauroux

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Player ratings

Jad Koembo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A row about effort at LB Chateauroux

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lassana Diakhaby was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at LB Chateauroux

Théo Trinker and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Marcel Joly: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Anderson Goncalves

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Noa Mupemba left out for tactical reasons at LB Chateauroux

The shape wanted a different profile against this opponent, which is a real football answer and no comfort at all to the man it is about. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

Match

No goals between LB Chateauroux and US Orleans

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. US Orleans will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

7 Edition

The LB Chateauroux Sentinel

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Schinear Mopila hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what LB Chateauroux can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Stade Brestois tell LB Chateauroux: Hamidou Makalou is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

LB Chateauroux come up short against FC Villefranche

FC Villefranche left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Lassana Diakhaby falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Lassana Diakhaby gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Loïck Piquionne in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at LB Chateauroux this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Marcel Joly: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Noa Mupemba

Successful dribbles: 9. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Samba Dembelé does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

In brief

4 Edition

The LB Chateauroux Sentinel

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

No thanks: Ousmane Touré rejects the move

LB Chateauroux had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at LOSC Lille, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Fodé Sylla

LB Chateauroux asked and Sion said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Bakary Sako

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Lassana Diakhaby falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at LB Chateauroux

Théo Trinker and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

LB Chateauroux try to borrow Nehemiah Fernandez

AS Nancy have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

LB Chateauroux ask about Martial Godo

A loan enquiry to RC Strasbourg: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Marcel Joly on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Squad

Noa Mupemba named player of the week

One weekend, judged against everybody else's. Noa Mupemba has come out on top of it, and for most footballers a weekly award is the only silverware a career ever produces.

In brief

3 Edition

The LB Chateauroux Sentinel

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

LB Chateauroux tear SC Aubagne Air Bel apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑1 against SC Aubagne Air Bel, and it could have been more.

Squad

3 goals for Noa Mupemba

The match ball belongs to Noa Mupemba, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Player ratings

Yanis Chahid, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.86

A mark of 7.86 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Ousmane Touré

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. LB Chateauroux have done the hard part with LOSC Lille, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Noa Mupemba

Marked 9.47 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Yanis Chahid

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

SC Aubagne Air Bel blown away early

There is a particular helplessness in conceding 2 times before the twentieth minute. SC Aubagne Air Bel tried to reorganise, LB Chateauroux did not allow it, and the result was written long before it was confirmed.

Squad

Lassana Diakhaby falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at LB Chateauroux

Yanis Chahid and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • Player ratings Bakary Sako was unplayable
  • Boardroom No investment in the facilities at LB Chateauroux