Asher Agbinone

Right Midfielder - Milton Keynes Dons
15 Nov 2030
Friday
Process

Marked for Asher Agbinone

224 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

11 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

45 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 45, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Mouez Hassen keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Luke Thompson asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Aaron Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Middlesbrough

Middlesbrough left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mouez Hassen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Asher Agbinone

Marked 8.61 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Asher Agbinone is carrying Milton Keynes Dons

5 goals and a season average of 7.27. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ben Wiles

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

Back issues
223 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

4 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

44 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 44, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Benji Wetshi asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Aaron Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dan Crowley stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Dan Crowley and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Asher Agbinone

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ben Wiles

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.52, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons lose Taylor Arnett

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Boardroom

94% of the income goes out in wages at Milton Keynes Dons

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

222 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

28 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

43 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 43, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Milton Keynes Dons

A 0‑5 beating by Sheffield was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons are in real trouble now

Position 18, 2 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Cam'ron Ismail hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Milton Keynes Dons can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Aaron Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Aaron Collins

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Asher Agbinone

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Milton Keynes Dons

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Connal Trueman lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

In brief

220 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

14 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

42 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Mouez Hassen keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Aaron Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Dan Crowley’s goal not enough for Milton Keynes Dons

Dan Crowley scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Bolton Wanderers, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

One of those days for Dan Crowley

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.35, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Callum Paterson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Asher Agbinone

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Rian Silver has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Milton Keynes Dons will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Player ratings

Kane Wilson keeps on missing

Shots: 6, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

219 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

7 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

41 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Mouez Hassen keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Asher Agbinone

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Joaquín González signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Joaquín González and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Aaron Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Burnley take the points off Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Connal Trueman gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Wages eat 94% of everything Milton Keynes Dons earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Kane Wilson keeps on missing

Shots: 6, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

218 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

30 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

40 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Cam'ron Ismail puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Mouez Hassen keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Joaquín González was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Charlton Athletic take the points off Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Kane Wilson in the eights

A performance of 8.57 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Rian Silver

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rian Silver, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Asher Agbinone in the eights

A performance of 8.21 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Aaron Collins runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

217 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

23 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

39 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 39, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mouez Hassen

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Milton Keynes Dons

A 2‑5 beating by Derby County was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

The small margins put Milton Keynes Dons out

Out, 1‑3 to Birmingham, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Market

Benji Wetshi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Milton Keynes Dons can pretend not to have heard.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 6 of the 30 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons lose Ben Wiles

15 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Aaron Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Asher Agbinone runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

216 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

16 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

37 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mouez Hassen

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Sufyan Ainani asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Aaron Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Huddersfield Town

Huddersfield Town left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Asher Agbinone in the eights

A performance of 8.82 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Callum Paterson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Callum Paterson, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Aaron Collins runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Dan Crowley asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

215 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

9 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

36 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Aaron Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Luke Thompson signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Luke Thompson and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 4 years.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Asher Agbinone

Marked 8.78 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Mouez Hassen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mouez Hassen, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Callum Paterson

Marked 8.48 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Aaron Collins

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.27, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kane Wilson

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.23, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Callum Paterson rescues a point for Milton Keynes Dons

It needed Callum Paterson to find the net to bring anything home at all: 4‑4 against Ipswich Town, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

213 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

26 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

34 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Destiny Okonkwo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Milton Keynes Dons have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons lose Ben Wiles

43 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

Aaron Collins runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Aaron Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Joaquín González

Marked 9.14 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Asher Agbinone

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.89, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons count the cost of losing Elliot Saba

32 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

One of those days for Callum Paterson

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.34, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

212 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

19 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

33 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 33, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Mouez Hassen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Milton Keynes Dons have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Sufyan Ainani asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Aaron Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Birmingham

Birmingham left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Connal Trueman gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Asher Agbinone

Marked 8.65 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Benji Wetshi out for 20 days

The medical room confirms 20 days on the sidelines for Benji Wetshi, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Boardroom

A promise the Milton Keynes Dons board did not keep

There was a commitment, there was a date, and the date went past. Trust at a football club takes years to build and one afternoon to spend.

In brief

211 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

12 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

32 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 32, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mouez Hassen

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons taken apart

0‑3 to Blackburn Rovers, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Benji Wetshi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Milton Keynes Dons can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Asher Agbinone runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Joaquín González in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons count the cost of losing Curtis Nelson

38 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Mouez Hassen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Milton Keynes Dons dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

207 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

15 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Benji Wetshi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Asher Agbinone says Milton Keynes Dons went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Aaron Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

190 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

18 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

25 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 25, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons are in real trouble now

Position 19, 7 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Milton Keynes Dons

0‑3 against Sheffield, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Benji Wetshi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Ben Wiles runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Aaron Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Milton Keynes Dons

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

No hiding place for Asher Agbinone

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Asher Agbinone, and the manager let it.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Aaron Collins

4 goals and a season average of 7.20 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

186 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

18 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

22 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons are in real trouble now

Position 19, 6 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Joep Willems hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Milton Keynes Dons can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Marvin Ekpiteta: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Milton Keynes Dons have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aaron Collins

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Aaron Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Cardiff City take the points off Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jake Rooney

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

185 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

11 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

21 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons taken apart

0‑3 to Derby County, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Joaquín González was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons lose William Avognan

107 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Connal Trueman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons lose Andrew Reid

26 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Milton Keynes Dons dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Dan Crowley runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

The one thing Callum Paterson could not do

Shots: 7, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

174 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

26 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Milton Keynes Dons

Position 19 and 2 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

A hiding for Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 0‑3 by Ipswich Town, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Joep Willems puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Connal Trueman

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Connal Trueman, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Milton Keynes Dons dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Joep Willems knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Joep Willems trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

Ben Wiles runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

173 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

9 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Market

Joep Willems is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Marvin Ekpiteta: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Milton Keynes Dons have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Preston

Preston left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Aaron Collins

Marked 9.02 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Callum Paterson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Costly mistake from Connal Trueman

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Connal Trueman knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Player ratings

Ben Wiles runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 11. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

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Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 15 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Milton Keynes Dons

0‑3 against Sheffield, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Loan watch

Zain Silcott-Duberry wants to come home

“I did not go to Hull City to sit and watch. I want to come back to Milton Keynes Dons and fight for my place.” 2 appearances in 20 matches say the rest.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons count the cost of losing Taylor Arnett

35 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jake Rooney

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at Milton Keynes Dons

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Market

Still no signature from Djibril Sidibé

3 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Milton Keynes Dons could get for him.

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Squad

Craig MacGillivray keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dan Crowley stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Dan Crowley and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Hull City

Hull City left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Dan Crowley

Marked 8.80 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ben Wiles

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.07, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Asher Agbinone

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nathaniel Méndez-Laing

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Martim Dias

A mark of 5.45 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

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Player ratings

Kane Wilson shuts the door

Defensive actions: 26, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Benji Wetshi says Milton Keynes Dons went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Craig MacGillivray is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Joep Willems attracts admirers

The name of Joep Willems has come up in conversations Milton Keynes Dons were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Asher Agbinone

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

William Avognan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Home is on Martim Dias's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Milton Keynes Dons are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Joaquín González

A mark of 7.79, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

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