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Marked for Deni Dashaev

581 Edition

The Aalesund Chronicle

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Magnus von Løwensprung

86 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Aalesund lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jakob Nyland Ørsahl breaks a bone — 21 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 21 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Faitout Maouassa yet — 8.23

At 39 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.23 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Maksymilian Dziuba in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Aalesund this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Lukas Gausdal

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Uba Charles falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Deni Dashaev at his very best

Marked 9.14. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Aalesund.

Boardroom

Wages eat 122% of everything Aalesund earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Deni Dashaev rescues a point for Aalesund

It needed Deni Dashaev to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Sandefjord, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

Back issues
580 Edition

The Aalesund Chronicle

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Magnus von Løwensprung

93 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Aalesund lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jakob Nyland Ørsahl breaks a bone — 28 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 28 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Aalesund put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Match

Aalesund win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 90th minute. Stabaek will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Aalesund

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Deni Dashaev has been here 10 seasons

331 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Sondre Granaas

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 25 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Kristoffer Klaesson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Aalesund this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Lukas Gausdal runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

576 Edition

The Aalesund Chronicle

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Magnus von Løwensprung

121 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Aalesund lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jakob Nyland Ørsahl breaks a bone — 56 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 56 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Thalissinho puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Aalesund, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Aalesund

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Kristoffer Klaesson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Aalesund this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Aalesund and Viking in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Aalesund

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Matěj Radosta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Lukas Gausdal at his very best

Marked 8.68. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Aalesund.

In brief

561 Edition

The Aalesund Chronicle

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Oleksandr Yevtushenko breaks a bone — 19 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 19 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

A brace, and Thalissinho takes the afternoon — 8.82

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Thalissinho provided it, and the 8.82 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Storm Karlsson Knutsen has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Aalesund they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Aalesund

Kristoffer Klaesson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No end in sight to Aalesund's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Aalesund has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Lukas Gausdal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Aalesund come up short against Viking

Viking left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Deni Dashaev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Lukas Gausdal

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.22, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

516 Edition

The Aalesund Chronicle

16 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Lukas Gausdal

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Aalesund

Kristoffer Klaesson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Aalesund counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Aalesund now.

Match

Elias Myrlid’s goal not enough for Aalesund

Elias Myrlid scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Molde, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Uba Charles falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Alejandro Alvarado's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Aalesund are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief