David Bosak

Defensive Midfielder - Croatia Zmijavci
13 Sep 2032
Monday
Process

Marked for David Bosak

318 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

30 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Transfer targets

Mate Horvat turns down Croatia Zmijavci

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Lokomotiva Zagreb keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Damir Kovac

Croatia Zmijavci asked and Dinamo Zagreb said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Grobnican take the points off Croatia Zmijavci

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Josip Cundeković

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Croatia Zmijavci are $17.4M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Player ratings

Olayiwola Abdulmalik runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

Illia Dovhaniuk is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

In brief

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317 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

23 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Josip Cundeković has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Croatia Zmijavci they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Lukas Turalija pops up at the right end — 7.34

7.34, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Transfer targets

Roman Murcy is a medical away from Croatia Zmijavci

The deal with NK Osijek is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Goran Perisic turns down Croatia Zmijavci

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Lokomotiva Zagreb keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Transfer targets

Croatia Zmijavci rebuffed over Ante Rebic

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Lokomotiva Zagreb have kept their man, and Croatia Zmijavci go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Sesvete take the points off Croatia Zmijavci

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

No place for Kirill Porshunov in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Kirill Porshunov has his answer from Croatia Zmijavci; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Boardroom

Embargo at Croatia Zmijavci

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

In brief

315 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

9 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Josip Cundeković agrees terms with HNK Rijeka

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Croatia Zmijavci people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Marcelo Benko at 19 — 7.85

The hardest thing about being 19 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Marcelo Benko did not need any: 7.85, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Josip Cundeković stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Lukas Turalija delivers — 7.26

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Lukas Turalija scored, was marked 7.26, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Match

Whatever happens, Croatia Zmijavci do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

A falling-out at Croatia Zmijavci

Olayiwola Abdulmalik and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

HNK Rijeka tell Croatia Zmijavci: Andrej Colak is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci get the job done against Uljanik Pula

A 2‑1 win over Uljanik Pula, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

314 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

2 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

HNK Rijeka watching Josip Cundeković

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Croatia Zmijavci have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Transfer targets

Akeem Akanni due for a Croatia Zmijavci medical

Everything agreed with NK Osijek, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Noel Bilić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Croatia Zmijavci this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Whatever happens, Croatia Zmijavci do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Boardroom

$415.4K from the owner keeps Croatia Zmijavci afloat

The gap in the accounts was filled from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be grateful and to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings arrive together.

Transfer targets

Croatia Zmijavci rebuffed over Andrea Riva

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. HNK Gorica have kept their man, and Croatia Zmijavci go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Noel Bilić sends Croatia Zmijavci past Trnje

It finished 1‑0, and it was Noel Bilić’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Croatia Zmijavci.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Noel Bilić

Marked 8.30 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

312 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

19 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Croatia Zmijavci

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Kirill Porshunov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Croatia Zmijavci can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Dinamo Zagreb tell Croatia Zmijavci: Damir Kovac is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ivica Horvat

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ivica Horvat, and the manager let it.

Market

The Ante Grgić question follows Croatia Zmijavci around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ante Grgić’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

The manager makes Marcelo Benko a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Croatia Zmijavci. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

The terraces

Supporters make their feelings known about Josip Cundeković

The speculation has reached the stands, and the stands have answered. Croatia Zmijavci would like this settled before it becomes the only thing anybody asks about.

In brief

311 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

12 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Nejc Balkovec asks to leave Croatia Zmijavci

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Michalis Ioannou due for a Croatia Zmijavci medical

Everything agreed with Orijent 1919, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Leonardo Draguzet

Croatia Zmijavci asked and NK Varazdin said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Marcelo Benko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Transfer targets

Croatia Zmijavci ask about Mihael Stipić

A loan enquiry to Hajduk Split: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Boardroom

87% of the income goes out in wages at Croatia Zmijavci

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

The Noel Bilić story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Noel Bilić signs something — a contract at Croatia Zmijavci or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Ivica Horvat asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

309 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

28 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Vilim Huzanić damages knee ligaments — 25 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 25 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Transfer targets

Hajduk Split tell Croatia Zmijavci: Mate Pasalic is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Croatia Zmijavci

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Croatia Zmijavci debt reaches $17.4M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alex Şuşu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Ivor Beviakva is in the works

Croatia Zmijavci have made the call to Kustosija. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Danylo Voitko and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

The Benjamin Dulčić story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Benjamin Dulčić signs something — a contract at Croatia Zmijavci or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

308 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

21 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Croatia Zmijavci boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

The knee: Vilim Huzanić out for 32 days

32 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Croatia Zmijavci lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Kirill Porshunov asks to leave Croatia Zmijavci

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Petar Antolković

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Croatia Zmijavci have done the hard part with Hajduk Split, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Olayiwola Abdulmalik and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

HNK Rijeka tell Croatia Zmijavci: Nikolas Šimić is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Croatia Zmijavci try to borrow Daniel Kovac

Hajduk Split have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Squad

The formation has left Szabolcs Dibusz behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Croatia Zmijavci will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

In brief

306 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

7 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Croatia Zmijavci can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Benjamin Dulčić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Croatia Zmijavci, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Lukas Turalija arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Lukas Turalija has, at Croatia Zmijavci, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Transfer targets

Nikolas Šimić is a medical away from Croatia Zmijavci

The deal with HNK Rijeka is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Croatia Zmijavci lose Benjamin Dulčić

40 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Olayiwola Abdulmalik in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Croatia Zmijavci this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$367.5K from the owner keeps Croatia Zmijavci afloat

The gap in the accounts was filled from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be grateful and to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings arrive together.

Boardroom

Croatia Zmijavci beat the market to Dimitris Avraam from Hrvatski Dragovoljac

Hrvatski Dragovoljac will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Dimitris Avraam has pre-agreed a move to Croatia Zmijavci, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

305 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

31 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Alex Şuşu out for 20 days

20 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Croatia Zmijavci lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Ante Grgić is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Croatia Zmijavci will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Tempers go at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Embargo at Croatia Zmijavci

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Boardroom

The borrowing at Croatia Zmijavci reaches $17.7M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $17.7M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

In brief

303 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

17 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alex Şuşu damages knee ligaments — 34 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 34 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Mousa Mignolet hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Croatia Zmijavci can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 94% of everything Croatia Zmijavci earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

No hiding place for Braidy Connell-Webster

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Braidy Connell-Webster, and the manager let it.

Market

The Benjamin Dulčić talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Croatia Zmijavci know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

302 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

10 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alex Şuşu

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Croatia Zmijavci lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Benjamin Dulčić hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Croatia Zmijavci can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Noel Bilić linked with a move away

The name of Noel Bilić keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Croatia Zmijavci say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Croatia Zmijavci and Ivan Medvidović are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Ivan Medvidović knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Croatia Zmijavci, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Ivan Medvidović runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Croatia Zmijavci money.

Boardroom

The Croatia Zmijavci production line keeps running

55 graduates out of an academy now rated 9 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

Squad

Rustam Telyakavov is not doing himself any favours

A manager forgives a bad Saturday far more readily than a bad Tuesday, because one of them he can explain and the other one he chose. The reports this week have not been good.

In brief

300 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

26 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Croatia Zmijavci

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Croatia Zmijavci is running low.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

299 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

19 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

94% of the income goes out in wages at Croatia Zmijavci

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Croatia Zmijavci

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jason Mignolet

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Marcelo Benko has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Marcelo Benko has written the date down.

Market

The Benjamin Dulčić talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Croatia Zmijavci know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

297 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

5 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Croatia Zmijavci can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

The dugout

Dimitri Legbo says Croatia Zmijavci went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Mousa Mignolet hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Croatia Zmijavci can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

$328.8K of the owner's money at Croatia Zmijavci

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Croatia Zmijavci

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Croatia Zmijavci debt reaches $17.6M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Market

Talks stall between Croatia Zmijavci and Josip Cundeković

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Josip Cundeković exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Josip Cundeković is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

In brief

296 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

29 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Croatia Zmijavci

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Kirill Porshunov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Croatia Zmijavci can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Mousa Mignolet in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Croatia Zmijavci this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Illia Dovhaniuk knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Illia Dovhaniuk trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Kirill Porshunov is not doing himself any favours

A manager forgives a bad Saturday far more readily than a bad Tuesday, because one of them he can explain and the other one he chose. The reports this week have not been good.

In brief

294 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

15 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Benjamin Dulčić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Croatia Zmijavci, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Croatia Zmijavci

Olayiwola Abdulmalik was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

No place for Olayiwola Abdulmalik in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Olayiwola Abdulmalik has his answer from Croatia Zmijavci; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ivan Medvidović

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ivan Medvidović, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Marcelo Benko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Marcelo Benko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Noel Bilić talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Croatia Zmijavci know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Kirill Porshunov remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at Croatia Zmijavci would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

Squad

“I want to play”: Ivan Medvidović speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

293 Edition

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8 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Croatia Zmijavci put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Match

The season ends: position 10 for Croatia Zmijavci

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 38 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Market

Mousa Mignolet hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Croatia Zmijavci can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

David Bosak stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” David Bosak and Croatia Zmijavci agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Noel Bilić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Croatia Zmijavci this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$290.4K of the owner's money at Croatia Zmijavci

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Croatia Zmijavci

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Croatia Zmijavci debt reaches $17.5M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

292 Edition

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1 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Croatia Zmijavci boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Kirill Porshunov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Croatia Zmijavci, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

8 saves: Josip Cundeković was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 8 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

Both of them Noel Bilić's — 8.42

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.42, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Illia Dovhaniuk pops up at the right end — 7.70

7.70, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Player ratings

Antonio Radonić beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 24. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A falling-out at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Croatia Zmijavci and Uskok in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci get the job done against Uskok

A 4‑2 win over Uskok, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

291 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

23 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alex Şuşu

16 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Croatia Zmijavci lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci tear Dugopolje apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Dugopolje, and it could have been more.

Market

Olayiwola Abdulmalik hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Croatia Zmijavci can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Benjamin Dulčić runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Dimitri Legbo delivers — 7.76

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Dimitri Legbo scored, was marked 7.76, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

Croatia Zmijavci supporters have found a favourite in Marcelo Benko

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 18-year-old it feels ownership of. Marcelo Benko has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Noel Bilić was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.10. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

290 Edition

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16 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alex Şuşu

23 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Croatia Zmijavci lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

What a way to start for Kevin Onana — 8.13

1 on the scoresheet on his first appearance and a mark of 8.13 beside it. Most debuts are got through; this one was enjoyed, by him and by everybody watching it.

Market

Benjamin Dulčić hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Croatia Zmijavci can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dimitri Legbo

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

4 matches without a win for Croatia Zmijavci

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Croatia Zmijavci are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Ante Grgić

16 goals and a season average of 7.22 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Transfer targets

Croatia Zmijavci rebuffed over Dino Horvat

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. NK Osijek have kept their man, and Croatia Zmijavci go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Kevin Onana

At 19 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

288 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

2 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Alex Şuşu out for 37 days

37 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Croatia Zmijavci lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Kirill Porshunov turns Dubrava down

“It was not right for me. I am not going to explain why to anybody except the people I owe an explanation to.” A deal agreed between two clubs, and a player who declined to be part of it.

Boardroom

Croatia Zmijavci spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Croatia Zmijavci boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Mousa Mignolet asks to leave Croatia Zmijavci

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 0 signed and 4 gone

That is the business done at Croatia Zmijavci until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Boardroom

The owner puts $44.8K into Croatia Zmijavci

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Lorenzo Travaglia

Croatia Zmijavci asked and NK Osijek said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

287 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

26 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Alex Şuşu out for 44 days

44 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Croatia Zmijavci lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Kirill Porshunov asks to leave Croatia Zmijavci

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Mousa Mignolet: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Croatia Zmijavci have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Transfer targets

Ivan Zaverukha due for a Croatia Zmijavci medical

Everything agreed with HNK Gorica, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Olayiwola Abdulmalik and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Marko Batur

Croatia Zmijavci asked and NK Varazdin said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Benjamin Dulčić beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 15. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 86% of the Croatia Zmijavci income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Šime Gržan
  • Boardroom Nobody arrives at Croatia Zmijavci until somebody leaves
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
285 Edition

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12 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alex Şuşu

58 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Croatia Zmijavci lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Croatia Zmijavci

A 0‑3 beating by Mladost Zdralovi was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Fredrik Krogstad asks to leave Croatia Zmijavci

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Croatia Zmijavci's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Croatia Zmijavci has to find a result from somewhere.

Transfer targets

Ivor Beviakva due for a Croatia Zmijavci medical

Everything agreed with Kustosija, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

NK Osijek tell Croatia Zmijavci: Tin Bjelica is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Josip Cundeković

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Josip Cundeković, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

The borrowing at Croatia Zmijavci reaches $16.9M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $16.9M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

In brief

282 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

22 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Alex Şuşu out for 79 days

79 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Croatia Zmijavci lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Benjamin Dulčić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Croatia Zmijavci, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Rustam Telyakavov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Croatia Zmijavci may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jacob Watson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alexandr Bastrykin

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

100 appearances for Kirill Porshunov

100 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

Squad

A falling-out at Croatia Zmijavci

Mousa Mignolet and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Interim Coach chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

In brief

281 Edition

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15 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Alex Şuşu out for 86 days

86 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Croatia Zmijavci lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Mousa Mignolet puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Croatia Zmijavci, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

A bad afternoon for Croatia Zmijavci against Jarun Zagreb

1‑3 to Jarun Zagreb, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ante Grgić is carrying Croatia Zmijavci

13 goals and a season average of 7.21. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Benjamin Dulčić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

The Croatia Zmijavci debt reaches $16.5M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Player ratings

Benjamin Dulčić beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 14. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

279 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

1 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alex Şuşu damages knee ligaments — 100 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 100 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Croatia Zmijavci against Trnje

1‑2 to Trnje, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Josip Cundeković gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Ante Grgić in the eights

A performance of 8.27 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Boardroom

90% of the income goes out in wages at Croatia Zmijavci

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

Croatia Zmijavci have to sell first

The manager has a list and the board has a condition attached to it. That is not a crisis — half of football works this way — but it decides which of the two of them gets his way in August.

In brief

278 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

24 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alex Şuşu

107 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Croatia Zmijavci lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Croatia Zmijavci

A 1‑4 beating by Radnik Krizevci was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Marcelo Benko

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marcelo Benko, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Benjamin Dulčić

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci at the halfway mark

Half the programme played, position 9, 21 on the board. Doubling it is the sum every supporter has done and the only one nobody at the club will do out loud.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Croatia Zmijavci dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑4 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Danylo Voitko and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

276 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

10 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alex Şuşu damages knee ligaments — 121 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 121 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The run at home goes on for Croatia Zmijavci

14 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Croatia Zmijavci count the cost of losing Illia Dovhaniuk

55 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci see off Uskok

Three points for Croatia Zmijavci, 1‑0 the final word against Uskok in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Noel Bilić

Marked 8.15 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The dugout

A satisfied Interim Coach

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Interim Coach could afford to be generous.

The dugout

Fredrik Krogstad gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Jacob Watson knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Jacob Watson trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

275 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

3 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alex Şuşu damages knee ligaments — 128 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 128 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Benjamin Dulčić runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Dugopolje take the points off Croatia Zmijavci

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jacob Watson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jacob Watson, and the manager let it.

Squad

The month belongs to Ante Grgić

The award is a small thing with a heavy meaning: for four weeks nobody in this division did his job better. Croatia Zmijavci have the trophy on a shelf and the player in the side.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Boardroom

Wages eat 91% of everything Croatia Zmijavci earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Croatia Zmijavci

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

273 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

20 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Croatia Zmijavci bow out of the cup

Slaven Belupo go through and Croatia Zmijavci go home, 1‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Match

Nobody wins at Croatia Zmijavci

13 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Squad

Olayiwola Abdulmalik in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Croatia Zmijavci this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ante Grgić sends Croatia Zmijavci past Varteks

It finished 2‑1, and it was Ante Grgić’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Croatia Zmijavci.

The dugout

No hiding place for Josip Cundeković

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Josip Cundeković, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Ante Grgić at his very best

Marked 8.13. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Croatia Zmijavci.

Boardroom

Croatia Zmijavci are $15.9M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

Olayiwola Abdulmalik needs a bigger stage

He is doing things every Saturday that nobody around him can answer. It is flattering for a season and a problem after that, and Croatia Zmijavci know which stage they are at.

In brief

272 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

13 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Robert Orsic damages knee ligaments — 19 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 19 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Kirill Porshunov asks to leave Croatia Zmijavci

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Marco Majer out for 26 days

The medical room confirms 26 days on the sidelines for Marco Majer, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Croatia Zmijavci and Borna Cindrić are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Rustam Telyakavov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Benjamin Dulčić talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Croatia Zmijavci know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Alexandr Bastrykin knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Croatia Zmijavci, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

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29 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Croatia Zmijavci tear Dugo Selo apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Dugo Selo, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Ante Grgić scores twice — 8.53

Two goals and a mark of 8.53 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Marcelo Benko, 18, plays like he has been here for years — 7.98

A mark of 7.98 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 18-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

The run at home goes on for Croatia Zmijavci

12 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Tempers go at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Danylo Voitko would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Danylo Voitko is living that version at Croatia Zmijavci, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

Croatia Zmijavci supporters have found a favourite in Marcelo Benko

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 18-year-old it feels ownership of. Marcelo Benko has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

Danylo Voitko signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Danylo Voitko commits to Croatia Zmijavci for another 3 years.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • Player ratings A defender's afternoon for David Bosak
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Harry Revill
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From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Benjamin Dulčić runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

The wait goes on for Croatia Zmijavci

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Illia Dovhaniuk stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Illia Dovhaniuk and Croatia Zmijavci agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

No time for Jadran Luka Ploce to settle

The goal that put Jadran Luka Ploce ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when Croatia Zmijavci equalised, 2 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

The dugout

No hiding place for Illia Dovhaniuk

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Illia Dovhaniuk, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ante Grgić was the difference for Croatia Zmijavci

Marked 7.98. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Match

Honours even between Croatia Zmijavci and Jadran Luka Ploce

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Interim Coach on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 2‑2, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief

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8 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

14 days out for Antonio Radonić after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Croatia Zmijavci will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Transfer targets

NK Osijek tell Croatia Zmijavci: Tin Bjelica is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Marcelo Benko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between Croatia Zmijavci and Josip Cundeković

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Croatia Zmijavci, another week without a signature from Josip Cundeković.

Squad

Ante Grgić named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Ante Grgić is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Boardroom

Croatia Zmijavci have to sell first

The manager has a list and the board has a condition attached to it. That is not a crisis — half of football works this way — but it decides which of the two of them gets his way in August.

Market

Lucian Anton is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Croatia Zmijavci has been clear about where Lucian Anton stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

A season on the outside for Kirill Porshunov

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Croatia Zmijavci has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

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1 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Antonio Radonić breaks a bone — 21 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 21 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Lucian Anton stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Boardroom

Croatia Zmijavci close the window on a squad of their own making

10 in and 5 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

A move Alex Şuşu would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Alex Şuşu is living that version at Croatia Zmijavci, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

Istra 1961 tell Croatia Zmijavci: Arian Moslavac is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci come up short against Rudes

Rudes left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Croatia Zmijavci

Something was said to Jacob Watson and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

In brief

265 Edition

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25 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Antonio Radonić breaks a bone — 28 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 28 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Interim Coach

Croatia Zmijavci interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Interim Coach keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Market

Harry Revill asks to leave Croatia Zmijavci

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Noel Bilić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Croatia Zmijavci this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ante Grgić

Marked 8.18 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Solin snatch it back from Croatia Zmijavci

A goal on 91 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

The dugout

Jan Dec gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Transfer targets

Croatia Zmijavci ask about Nick Huls

A loan enquiry to Hrvace: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

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18 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Antonio Radonić out for 35 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Croatia Zmijavci will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

A brace, and Ante Grgić takes the afternoon — 8.49

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Ante Grgić provided it, and the 8.49 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Vedran Bilic hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Croatia Zmijavci can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The run at home goes on for Croatia Zmijavci

10 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Dino Horvat

Croatia Zmijavci asked and NK Osijek said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci find a way past Djakovo Croatia

Djakovo Croatia made Croatia Zmijavci work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

The decline has begun for Šime Gržan

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 37 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Croatia Zmijavci is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

The dugout

Karel Soldát gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

  • Transfer targets A loan move for Marko Batur is in the works
  • Transfer targets A loan move for Patrik Kovács is in the works
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
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11 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Antonio Radonić breaks a bone — 42 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 42 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Karel Soldát puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Croatia Zmijavci, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Tin Bjelica

Croatia Zmijavci asked and NK Osijek said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Croatia Zmijavci against Jarun Zagreb

0‑2 to Jarun Zagreb, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jacob Watson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Transfer targets

Croatia Zmijavci try to borrow Luigi Mišević

Hajduk Split have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

262 Edition

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4 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

49 days out for Antonio Radonić after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Croatia Zmijavci will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Jacob Watson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Croatia Zmijavci, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Marcelo Benko scores twice — 8.91

Two goals and a mark of 8.91 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

David Bosak pops up at the right end — 7.72

7.72, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci make home a hard place to visit

9 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Squad

Home is on Karel Soldát's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Croatia Zmijavci are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Marcelo Benko the difference as Croatia Zmijavci beat Uljanik Pula

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Marcelo Benko. 3‑1 against Uljanik Pula, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Transfer targets

Istra 1961 tell Croatia Zmijavci: Arian Moslavac is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

261 Edition

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28 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Šime Gržan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Croatia Zmijavci can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Braidy Connell-Webster keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Croatia Zmijavci may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Filip Kutleša is a medical away from Croatia Zmijavci

The deal with Slaven Belupo is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Noel Bilić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Croatia Zmijavci this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Croatia Zmijavci still without a manager

8 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Antonio Radonić

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Transfer targets

Croatia Zmijavci rebuffed over Andrej Colak

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. HNK Rijeka have kept their man, and Croatia Zmijavci go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Trnje take the points off Croatia Zmijavci

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

260 Edition

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21 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Interim Coach is out at Croatia Zmijavci

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Boardroom

Croatia Zmijavci have nobody left to take training

Not an interim appointment — an institution with an empty coaching office. Somebody unfamiliar will run the sessions this week, and the question of how a club gets into this state is one the board will be asked and will not answer.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at Croatia Zmijavci for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Market

Duje Družijanić hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Croatia Zmijavci can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

5 academy graduates step up at Croatia Zmijavci

Senior shirt numbers handed to boys the coaches have known since they were twelve. Most will not make it and all of them have already done the hard part.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Leon Šipoš

Croatia Zmijavci asked and Cremonese said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Damir Stanisic steps up from the Croatia Zmijavci academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Damir Stanisic has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Marko Bogdan joins the Croatia Zmijavci first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Marko Bogdan is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

259 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

14 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Transfer targets

MOIK Baku tell Croatia Zmijavci: Uroš Zdjelarić is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Duje Družijanić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Croatia Zmijavci this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jacob Watson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jacob Watson, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

Croatia Zmijavci ask about Maksym Havura

A loan enquiry to Istra 1961: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Market

Still no ink between Croatia Zmijavci and Jacob Watson

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Croatia Zmijavci, another week without a signature from Jacob Watson.

The dugout

Jan Dec is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

Borna Cindrić knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Croatia Zmijavci, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The clock does Karel Soldát’s negotiating for him

2 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Croatia Zmijavci could ask drops and the wages Karel Soldát can ask rise.

In brief

258 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

7 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Vedran Bilic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Croatia Zmijavci, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Maksym Havura

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Croatia Zmijavci have done the hard part with Istra 1961, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mateo Bačić

Croatia Zmijavci asked and NK Osijek said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Šime Gržan slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Šime Gržan is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Market

Šime Gržan told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Šime Gržan has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Croatia Zmijavci.

Boardroom

Croatia Zmijavci sign 6 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

The dugout

When it matters, Jacob Watson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

257 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

30 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Finn Flanagan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Croatia Zmijavci, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Petar Antolković is a medical away from Croatia Zmijavci

The deal with Hajduk Split is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

The dugout

Illia Dovhaniuk frozen out at Croatia Zmijavci

This is not rotation. Illia Dovhaniuk has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Croatia Zmijavci is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Leonardo Draguzet

Croatia Zmijavci asked and Jarun Zagreb said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Maksym Havura is in the works

Croatia Zmijavci have made the call to Istra 1961. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Dino Simunovic and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Nobody arrives at Croatia Zmijavci until somebody leaves

The club is not barred from spending; it simply has nothing to spend that it has not first raised. Every name linked with Croatia Zmijavci this window arrives with a name leaving in the same sentence.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lucian Anton

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lucian Anton, and the manager let it.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager makes Jacob Watson a promise
  • The dugout Jan Dec asks for a word with the manager
256 Edition

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23 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Duje Družijanić hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Croatia Zmijavci can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Noel Bilić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Croatia Zmijavci this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Leon Šipoš

Croatia Zmijavci asked and Cremonese said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Harry Revill gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Transfer targets

Croatia Zmijavci try to borrow Luigi Mišević

Hajduk Split have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

255 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

16 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Transfer targets

Marko Polovina due for a Croatia Zmijavci medical

Everything agreed with Kustosija, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Croatia Zmijavci rebuffed over Damir Kovac

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Dinamo Zagreb have kept their man, and Croatia Zmijavci go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Croatia Zmijavci

Jan Dec was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Lucian Anton wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Croatia Zmijavci can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Market

Still no ink between Croatia Zmijavci and Jacob Watson

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Croatia Zmijavci, another week without a signature from Jacob Watson.

The dugout

Jan Dec is still paying for one afternoon at Croatia Zmijavci

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

Harry Revill asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Benjamin Dulčić story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Benjamin Dulčić signs something — a contract at Croatia Zmijavci or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

254 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

9 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Vedran Bilic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Croatia Zmijavci, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mateo Bačić

Croatia Zmijavci asked and NK Osijek said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Karel Soldát

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Karel Soldát, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Engeda Romeyer is in the works

Croatia Zmijavci have made the call to Slaven Belupo. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Jacob Watson has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Croatia Zmijavci will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Noel Bilić question follows Croatia Zmijavci around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Noel Bilić’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Illia Dovhaniuk asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

252 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

26 May 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Jan Dec damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

The season belongs to Noel Bilić

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Croatia Zmijavci have had the benefit of it.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

251 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

19 May 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Jan Dec is still paying for one afternoon at Croatia Zmijavci

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

250 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

12 May 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Šime Gržan is slowing down

At 37, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at Croatia Zmijavci

Dino Simunovic and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Croatia Zmijavci and Harry Revill are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Jacob Watson gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jacob Watson is on it.

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Ivan Medvidović’s exile

4 goals in 23 games at Djakovo Croatia — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at Croatia Zmijavci updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

Market

Benjamin Dulčić linked with a move away

The name of Benjamin Dulčić keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Croatia Zmijavci say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Still no signature from Karel Soldát

4 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Croatia Zmijavci could get for him.

The dugout

Jan Dec knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Jan Dec trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

249 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

5 May 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Croatia Zmijavci

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Vedran Bilic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Croatia Zmijavci, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Illia Dovhaniuk frozen out at Croatia Zmijavci

This is not rotation. Illia Dovhaniuk has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Croatia Zmijavci is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A falling-out at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

The decline has begun for Borna Barišić

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 38 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Croatia Zmijavci is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Marcelo Benko signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Marcelo Benko and Croatia Zmijavci agree another 3 years.

The dugout

Harry Revill gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Croatia Zmijavci have to sell first

The manager has a list and the board has a condition attached to it. That is not a crisis — half of football works this way — but it decides which of the two of them gets his way in August.

In brief

248 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

28 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Jan Dec in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Croatia Zmijavci this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages eat 90% of everything Croatia Zmijavci earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Lars Odegaard

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Harry Revill knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Croatia Zmijavci, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Questions about Illia Dovhaniuk on the training pitch

The standards have slipped, and in a building where everybody watches everybody it has not gone unremarked. This is how a player loses a place before he loses one.

In brief

247 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

21 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Lars Odegaard wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Croatia Zmijavci know it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alexandr Bastrykin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Jan Dec is still paying for one afternoon at Croatia Zmijavci

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

Illia Dovhaniuk asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

246 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

14 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Nejc Balkovec says Croatia Zmijavci went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Lucian Anton wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Croatia Zmijavci know it.

The dugout

Jacob Watson has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Croatia Zmijavci will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Lucian Anton gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Croatia Zmijavci and Mousa Mignolet are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

Benjamin Dulčić linked with a move away

The name of Benjamin Dulčić keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Croatia Zmijavci say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Duje Družijanić asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Still no signature from Karel Soldát

5 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Croatia Zmijavci could get for him.

In brief

245 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

7 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Croatia Zmijavci

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The dugout

Marcelo Benko keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Croatia Zmijavci may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Vedran Bilic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Croatia Zmijavci, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Šime Gržan stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Šime Gržan and Croatia Zmijavci agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Illia Dovhaniuk frozen out at Croatia Zmijavci

This is not rotation. Illia Dovhaniuk has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Croatia Zmijavci is pretending otherwise.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Croatia Zmijavci

Duje Družijanić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Rylie Siddall

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Croatia Zmijavci can only buy what they sell

Nobody has barred the club from spending; it simply has nothing to spend that it has not first raised. Every incoming name comes with an outgoing one attached.

In brief

244 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

31 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Vedran Bilic says Croatia Zmijavci went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Noel Bilić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Croatia Zmijavci this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

94% of the income goes out in wages at Croatia Zmijavci

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

Jan Dec told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Jan Dec has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Croatia Zmijavci.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mousa Mignolet

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mousa Mignolet, and the manager let it.

In brief

243 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

24 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jacob Watson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jacob Watson, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Jan Dec is still paying for one afternoon at Croatia Zmijavci

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

242 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

17 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Harry Revill

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Harry Revill, and the manager let it.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Croatia Zmijavci

Something was said to Harry Revill and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Jacob Watson gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jacob Watson is on it.

The dugout

Jacob Watson knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Jacob Watson trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Benjamin Dulčić linked with a move away

The name of Benjamin Dulčić keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Croatia Zmijavci say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Still no signature from Karel Soldát

5 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Croatia Zmijavci could get for him.

Market

Croatia Zmijavci put Finn Flanagan up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Finn Flanagan may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

241 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

10 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Illia Dovhaniuk frozen out at Croatia Zmijavci

This is not rotation. Illia Dovhaniuk has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Croatia Zmijavci is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Croatia Zmijavci

Jan Dec and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Croatia Zmijavci can only buy what they sell

Nobody has barred the club from spending; it simply has nothing to spend that it has not first raised. Every incoming name comes with an outgoing one attached.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Illia Dovhaniuk

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Croatia Zmijavci and Karel Soldát are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

The weekend belonged to Noel Bilić

Player of the week, judged against every other man in the division. A small award, and one most careers never collect.

The dugout

Harry Revill knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Croatia Zmijavci, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Noel Bilić story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Noel Bilić signs something — a contract at Croatia Zmijavci or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

240 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

3 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Croatia Zmijavci finish in position 4

56 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Player ratings

A brace, and Noel Bilić takes the afternoon — 8.32

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Noel Bilić provided it, and the 8.32 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Noel Bilić is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.39 with 12 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Noel Bilić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Croatia Zmijavci this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci get the job done against Mladost Zdralovi

A 3‑1 win over Mladost Zdralovi, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

The run at home goes on for Croatia Zmijavci

8 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Match

Noel Bilić at the heart of a fast Croatia Zmijavci start

2 goals inside twenty minutes with Noel Bilić in the middle of it, and Mladost Zdralovi unable to get near the ball long enough to change anything. Some matches are won before the first drink.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David Bosak

Marked 8.03 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

239 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

24 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Both of them Marcelo Benko's — 8.67

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.67, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Marcelo Benko the difference as Croatia Zmijavci beat Rudes

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Marcelo Benko. 3‑1 against Rudes, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Noel Bilić

10 goals and a season average of 7.36 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

Croatia Zmijavci supporters have found a favourite in Nejc Balkovec

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 21-year-old it feels ownership of. Nejc Balkovec has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Noel Bilić was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.32. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Benjamin Dulčić beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 16. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 3‑1, already talking about the next one.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Duje Družijanić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

238 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

17 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Croatia Zmijavci

A 0‑3 beating by Hrvace was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

The dugout

Mousa Mignolet keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Croatia Zmijavci may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

The decline has begun for Šime Gržan

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 36 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Croatia Zmijavci is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Antonio Radonić beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 18. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Duje Družijanić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Croatia Zmijavci this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Inquest at Croatia Zmijavci

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Antonio Radonić needs a bigger stage

He is doing things every Saturday that nobody around him can answer. It is flattering for a season and a problem after that, and Croatia Zmijavci know which stage they are at.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

236 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

3 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Borna Barišić damages knee ligaments — 22 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 22 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

A hiding for Croatia Zmijavci

Beaten 0‑3 by Jarun Zagreb, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Josip Cundeković gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Josip Cundeković has just signed for Croatia Zmijavci, and for once the answer mattered.

Boardroom

Croatia Zmijavci close the window on a squad of their own making

1 in and 4 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Noel Bilić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Croatia Zmijavci this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

The game went through Benjamin Dulčić — 6.62

Marked 6.62 on 13 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Transfer targets

Croatia Zmijavci rebuffed over Filip Jagarčec

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. NK Varazdin have kept their man, and Croatia Zmijavci go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Šime Gržan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

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27 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Borna Barišić

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Croatia Zmijavci lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 47 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Transfer targets

Mihael Rovis is a medical away from Croatia Zmijavci

The deal with Orijent 1919 is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Frano Medić

Croatia Zmijavci asked and Bjelovar said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Noel Bilić is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.35 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci find a way past Uljanik Pula

Uljanik Pula made Croatia Zmijavci work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Noel Bilić

Marked 8.40 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

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20 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Borna Barišić damages knee ligaments — 36 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 36 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The run is over for Croatia Zmijavci

10 matches without defeat, and then Trnje. Nobody at the ground pretended it would go on forever; nobody expected it to stop here either.

Squad

Croatia Zmijavci count the cost of losing Ante Grgić

34 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Transfer targets

Hrvoje Crnčec due for a Croatia Zmijavci medical

Everything agreed with Orijent 1919, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Ivan Canjuga rejects the move

Croatia Zmijavci had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at NK Varazdin, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Transfer targets

Lokomotiva Zagreb tell Croatia Zmijavci: Andrej Knezevic is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Croatia Zmijavci against Trnje

0‑2 to Trnje, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Karel Soldát gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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13 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Borna Barišić

43 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Croatia Zmijavci lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Ivan Kargotić agrees terms with NK Varazdin

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Croatia Zmijavci people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Croatia Zmijavci

The unbeaten run reaches 10. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

A falling-out at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Illia Dovhaniuk frozen out at Croatia Zmijavci

This is not rotation. Illia Dovhaniuk has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Croatia Zmijavci is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Hrvoje Crnčec

Croatia Zmijavci asked and Orijent 1919 said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ivan Kargotić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Noel Bilić is carrying Croatia Zmijavci

8 goals and a season average of 7.33. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

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6 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Borna Barišić out for 50 days

50 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Croatia Zmijavci lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Rylie Siddall asks to leave Croatia Zmijavci

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

The season belongs to Ante Grgić

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Croatia Zmijavci have had the benefit of it.

Match

9 unbeaten for Croatia Zmijavci

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 9 matches without defeat is a foundation Croatia Zmijavci did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

David Bosak pops up at the right end — 7.81

7.81, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

The dugout

Lucian Anton keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Croatia Zmijavci may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Jorge Sousa

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Croatia Zmijavci have done the hard part with HNK Vukovar 1991, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Noel Bilić at his very best

Marked 8.43. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Croatia Zmijavci.

In brief

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30 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Borna Barišić out for 57 days

57 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Croatia Zmijavci lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Duje Družijanić asks to leave Croatia Zmijavci

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

8 unbeaten for Croatia Zmijavci

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Croatia Zmijavci did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Nazar Kudelia and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci see off Solin

Three points for Croatia Zmijavci, 2‑0 the final word against Solin in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Noel Bilić in the eights

A performance of 8.28 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

David Bosak was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.30. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

103% of the income goes out in wages at Croatia Zmijavci

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

  • Squad Defences have started doubling up on Noel Bilić
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • Boardroom Croatia Zmijavci can only buy what they sell
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16 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Borna Barišić

71 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Croatia Zmijavci lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Milan Lovren out for 22 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Croatia Zmijavci will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Ante Grgić scores twice — 8.37

Two goals and a mark of 8.37 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Noel Bilić was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 24. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

A falling-out at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Whatever happens, Croatia Zmijavci do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

The dugout

Illia Dovhaniuk frozen out at Croatia Zmijavci

This is not rotation. Illia Dovhaniuk has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Croatia Zmijavci is pretending otherwise.

Match

Ante Grgić the difference as Croatia Zmijavci beat Varteks

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Ante Grgić. 3‑1 against Varteks, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

228 Edition

The Croatia Zmijavci Post

9 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Borna Barišić

78 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Croatia Zmijavci lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

29 days out for Milan Lovren after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Croatia Zmijavci will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Noel Bilić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Croatia Zmijavci this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Noel Bilić beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 20. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Nazar Kudelia

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Nazar Kudelia stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.95 on the card, and the Croatia Zmijavci support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jacob Watson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

In brief

227 Edition

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2 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Borna Barišić damages knee ligaments — 85 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 85 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Milan Lovren out for 36 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Croatia Zmijavci will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

David Bosak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Šime Gržan slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Šime Gržan is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Boardroom

Wages eat 104% of everything Croatia Zmijavci earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Loan watch

Ivan Medvidović has seen enough of Djakovo Croatia

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Croatia Zmijavci, and 10 appearances in 12 say he has earned the hearing.

Player ratings

Ante Grgić stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.57 on the card, and the Croatia Zmijavci support went home talking about one name.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci and Dugo Selo take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Duje Družijanić gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

225 Edition

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18 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Borna Barišić

99 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Croatia Zmijavci lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Milan Lovren breaks a bone — 50 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 50 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

Illia Dovhaniuk frozen out at Croatia Zmijavci

This is not rotation. Illia Dovhaniuk has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Croatia Zmijavci is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Lucian Anton gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Looking ahead

Noel Bilić faces his old club

Jadran Luka Ploce next, and one man in the Croatia Zmijavci dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

The dugout

Dmitry Ternovskiy gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dmitry Ternovskiy is on it.

The dugout

Rylie Siddall asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Jan Dec wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Croatia Zmijavci will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

In brief

224 Edition

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11 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Borna Barišić damages knee ligaments — 106 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 106 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Milan Lovren out for 57 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Croatia Zmijavci will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A falling-out at Croatia Zmijavci

Nazar Kudelia and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci see off Mladost Zdralovi

Three points for Croatia Zmijavci, 1‑0 the final word against Mladost Zdralovi in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

The half-term report on Croatia Zmijavci

Position 3, 30 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

Player ratings

Noel Bilić stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.99 on the card, and the Croatia Zmijavci support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

The dugout

Alexandr Bastrykin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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4 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Borna Barišić damages knee ligaments — 113 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 113 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The dugout

Braidy Connell-Webster says Croatia Zmijavci went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Šime Gržan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Karel Soldát wants to finish where he started

Every long career reaches the week the player starts thinking about the last one. He would like it to be at the club that first put him on a pitch, and Croatia Zmijavci now know that too.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci see off Rudes

Three points for Croatia Zmijavci, 1‑0 the final word against Rudes in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ante Grgić

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.23, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

Wages eat 101% of everything Croatia Zmijavci earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Interim Coach kept it short after the 1‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

In brief

222 Edition

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28 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Borna Barišić

120 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Croatia Zmijavci lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci up to position 3

24 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Karel Soldát wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Croatia Zmijavci know it.

Squad

Words at Croatia Zmijavci training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Bosak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci come up short against Hrvace

Hrvace left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Rylie Siddall

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Nazar Kudelia asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

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21 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Borna Barišić out for 127 days

127 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Croatia Zmijavci lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci run riot against Djakovo Croatia

4‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Match

Croatia Zmijavci bow out of the cup

Slaven Belupo go through and Croatia Zmijavci go home, 0‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Squad

Benjamin Dulčić takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

The terraces

Croatia Zmijavci are taken apart by Slaven Belupo — and the town wants answers

It finished 0-3. A cup exit is a disappointment; this was a public dismantling, and the difference between the two is the number of people who will still be talking about it in August.

Market

Rylie Siddall puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Croatia Zmijavci, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Jan Dec keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Croatia Zmijavci may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at Croatia Zmijavci

Noel Bilić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Benjamin Dulčić in the eights

A performance of 9.58 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

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14 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Borna Barišić

134 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Croatia Zmijavci lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Illia Dovhaniuk says Croatia Zmijavci went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A row about effort at Croatia Zmijavci

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and David Bosak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Croatia Zmijavci lose Nejc Balkovec

29 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Croatia Zmijavci

Jan Dec was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jacob Watson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jacob Watson, and the manager let it.

Market

The Noel Bilić talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Croatia Zmijavci know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Dmitry Ternovskiy has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Croatia Zmijavci will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Still no ink between Croatia Zmijavci and Jacob Watson

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Croatia Zmijavci, another week without a signature from Jacob Watson.

In brief