Simen Haram

Central Defender - Odd
24 Jun 2028
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Marked for Simen Haram

95 Edition

The Odd Post

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Simon Skrabb hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Odd can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Odd

Yann Massombo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Odd

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Match

Nikolaj Möller’s goal not enough for Odd

Nikolaj Möller scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Sandefjord, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

No hiding place for Hinrik Harðarson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hinrik Harðarson, and the manager let it.

Squad

Costly mistake from Daniel Godwin

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Daniel Godwin knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

The dugout

Aron Henriksen faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Aron Henriksen after 1‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Zakaria Mugeese knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Zakaria Mugeese trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

The afternoon ran through Zakaria Mugeese

Chances created: 9. Nothing on the scoresheet and everything in the match: the pass before the pass, over and over, until the defence stopped guessing right.

In brief

Back issues
92 Edition

The Odd Post

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Filip Rønningen Jørgensen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Odd can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Nobody wants to play Odd right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Yann Massombo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Odd this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nikolaj Möller sends Odd past Bryne

It finished 1‑0, and it was Nikolaj Möller’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Odd.

The dugout

Noah Kojo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

101% of the income goes out in wages at Odd

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

Nikolaj Möller takes the honours

Marked 7.77 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Odd had the best player on the pitch.

The dugout

The form table has caught Daniel Godwin

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

A satisfied Aron Henriksen

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Aron Henriksen could afford to be generous.

In brief

91 Edition

The Odd Post

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Mirza Mulac keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Odd may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Simon Skrabb asks to leave Odd

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Nobody wants to play Odd right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

A falling-out at Odd

Mirza Mulac and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Simen Haram

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Odd see off Hødd

Three points for Odd, 1‑0 the final word against Hødd in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Simon Skrabb wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Odd can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Hinrik Harðarson

7.75, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Odd had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

The dugout

Aron Henriksen: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

59 Edition

The Odd Post

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Nikolas Walstad asks to leave Odd

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Real improvement from Harvey Broad at Odd

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Harvey Broad is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

The dugout

Daniel Gjerde Sætren gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Ludvig Henriksen — 6.87

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 11 actions, 6.87, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Frederik Elkær at his very best

Marked 8.22. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Odd.

Match

Late, late show earns Odd a point

Minute 91, against Sandefjord, and a goal that felt like a win to everybody who had stayed. It was a draw. Nobody leaving the ground will describe it as one.

Squad

A falling-out at Odd

Ludvig Henriksen and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Odd training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julian Gunnerød is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Honours even between Odd and Sandefjord

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

50 Edition

The Odd Post

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Odd come up short against Skeid

Skeid left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Ludvig Henriksen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Odd this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Noah Kojo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Noah Kojo, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Odd training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julian Gunnerød is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Aron Henriksen answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

Abduljeleel Abdulateef has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Odd will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Abduljeleel Abdulateef asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Simen Haram suspended

One booking too many, and Simen Haram sits out. Odd lose him for the sort of avoidable reason that makes a manager's week longer.

Looking ahead

A reunion for David Synstelien

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Raufoss in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

In brief

43 Edition

The Odd Post

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Odd board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

Sandefjord take the points off Odd

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Simen Haram gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Odd training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nikolas Walstad is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Aron Henriksen faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Aron Henriksen after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

A falling-out at Odd

Harvey Broad and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Julian Gunnerød is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

Squad

Player of the week: Hinrik Harðarson

Somebody watched every match in the division at the weekend and decided he was the best thing in any of them. A small honour, and most careers end without one.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Simen Haram

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Aalesund in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

In brief

29 Edition

The Aalesund Chronicle

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Aalesund

Marius Andresen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Simen Haram moves on

Odd pay $510.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

Ulrik Fredriksen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Aalesund rebuffed over Bent Sørmo

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Stromsgodset have kept their man, and Aalesund go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

Aalesund try to borrow Ruslanbek Jiyanov

Navbahor have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Emil Engqvist asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Uba Charles story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Uba Charles signs something — a contract at Aalesund or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

A season on the outside for Paul Ngongo

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Aalesund has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

The dugout

When it matters, Mathias Kristensen plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

29 Edition

The Odd Post

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sebastian Hansen asks to leave Odd

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

IA come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Odd did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Odd sign Simen Haram for $510.0K

The paperwork is done: Simen Haram joins from Aalesund in a deal worth $510.0K. Now comes the harder part.

The terraces

Odd spend $1.8M on the signing the town wanted

It is the rarest sequence in football: supporters ask for something, and the club goes and does it. $1.8M for Nikolaj Möller, and for one week nobody is complaining about anything.

Transfer targets

Kolding IF tell Odd: Adam Danko is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

This league is too small for Nikolaj Möller

He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Odd will not keep him by pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Odd try to borrow Daniel Gjerde Sætren

Sogndal have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

Nikolaj Möller joins Odd to strengthen the squad

Nobody sells a season ticket on a signing like this. Every manager who has been through a bad October wants one anyway, and Odd have gone and got theirs early.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Jakob Vadstrup's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

28 Edition

The Aalesund Chronicle

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Aalesund turn down Bodo/Glimt for Marius Andresen

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Simen Haram agrees terms with Odd

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Aalesund people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Ulrik Valderhaug Syversen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Aalesund, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Aalesund sell Ólafur Guðmundsson for $340.0K

Ólafur Guðmundsson has left for Bryne in a $340.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Uba Charles falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Eirik Schulze

Aalesund asked and IK Start said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

Elias Myrlid gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Emil Engqvist knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Emil Engqvist trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Mathias Christensen has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Aalesund will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

28 Edition

The Odd Post

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Syver Aas asks to leave Odd

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Simen Haram

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Odd have done the hard part with Aalesund, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Market

Lillestrom join the queue for Jakob Vadstrup

Add another name to the list: Lillestrom have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Jakob Vadstrup. The answer from Odd has not changed — yet.

Squad

Hans Christian Bonnesen out for 57 days

The medical room confirms 57 days on the sidelines for Hans Christian Bonnesen, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

When it matters, Abduljeleel Abdulateef plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Godwill Ambrose

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Godwill Ambrose, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Odd pull $1.3M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Market

The Filip Rønningen Jørgensen story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Filip Rønningen Jørgensen signs something — a contract at Odd or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Boardroom

The window opens at Odd

A month in which every rumour is possible and most of them are nonsense. The manager has a list, the board has a number, and neither is telling the other the whole of it.

In brief

17 Edition

The Aalesund Chronicle

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tor Erik Larsen

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Elias Hagen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Elias Hagen sends Aalesund past Egersund

It finished 1‑0, and it was Elias Hagen’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Aalesund.

Player ratings

Elias Hagen in the eights

A performance of 8.19 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Words exchanged at Aalesund

Janus Seehusen and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Paul Ngongo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 15. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Erling Svensson kept it short after the 1‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Simen Haram

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A ban for Cheikh Mbacke Diop

One booking too many, and a game watched from the stand. Aalesund lose him for the most avoidable reason in the sport.

In brief

11 Edition

The Aalesund Chronicle

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The step up is real for Philip Storås

At 19 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Elias Hagen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Håkon Hammer told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Håkon Hammer has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Aalesund.

Squad

Janus Seehusen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Aalesund this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Simen Haram

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Simen Haram, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Mathias Christensen has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Aalesund will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Cheikh Mbacke Diop knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Cheikh Mbacke Diop trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Paul Ngongo story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Paul Ngongo signs something — a contract at Aalesund or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Ivan Djantou has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Ivan Djantou has written the date down.

In brief

6 Edition

The Aalesund Chronicle

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Davíð Snær Jóhannsson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Aalesund can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Cheikh Mbacke Diop makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Squad

Ulrik Valderhaug Syversen is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Ulrik Valderhaug Syversen has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

The dugout

Noah Dybvik gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Looking ahead

Kristoffer Nessø goes back to face Raufoss

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Kristoffer Nessø’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Aalesund needing him to play as if none of it matters.

The dugout

When it matters, Mathias Kristensen plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Aalesund have started building around Tor Erik Larsen

He used to be one of the options. He is now one of the men the options are picked around, and the change happened quietly enough that only the dressing room noticed on the day.

The dugout

Simen Haram has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Simen Haram has written the date down.

Market

The shop window has Ulrik Valderhaug Syversen in it

Aalesund have let the market know Ulrik Valderhaug Syversen can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief