Simon Harrasser

Goalkeeper - Sorrento
21 Nov 2027
Sunday
Process

Marked for Simon Harrasser

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1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Simon Harrasser

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The cup run ends for Sorrento

0‑3 against AS Roma, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

The terraces

Sorrento are taken apart by AS Roma — and the town wants answers

It finished 0-3. A cup exit is a disappointment; this was a public dismantling, and the difference between the two is the number of people who will still be talking about it in August.

Squad

Tempers go at Sorrento

Leonardo Capezzi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Sorrento see off Catania

Three points for Sorrento, 3‑2 the final word against Catania in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Simone Cangianiello

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Sorrento end the wait against Catania

It had gone 5 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Player ratings

One of those days for Simone Cangianiello

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.29, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Bernat Guiu was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.10. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

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18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Sorrento

Francesco Fusco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Sorrento against Bari

0‑2 to Bari, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Denis Portanova

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Mauro Dalla Valle answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

A row about effort at Sorrento

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Noel Nigg was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Gianluca Cangiano asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Federico Ricci

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Marco Cuccurullo

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Cavese in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Squad

“I want to play”: Simon Harrasser speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

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10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Mario Vilardi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Sorrento may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

The dugout

Stefano Paglino frozen out at Sorrento

This is not rotation. Stefano Paglino has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Sorrento is pretending otherwise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nicolò Evangelisti

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nicolò Evangelisti, and the manager let it.

In brief

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25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Vincenzo Di Somma asks to leave Sorrento

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Andrea D'Aniello

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Andrea D'Aniello will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Sorrento the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Potenza take the points off Sorrento

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Ludovico Del Sorbo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Mauro Dalla Valle: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Marco Cuccurullo

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A ban for Stefano Paglino

One booking too many, and a game watched from the stand. Sorrento lose him for the most avoidable reason in the sport.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for Claudio Santini

Nobody at Sorrento is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

The dugout

Mario Vilardi gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Mario Vilardi is on it.

In brief

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9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Simon Harrasser keeps Sorrento in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 14 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Sorrento taken apart

3‑6 to Salernitana, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

The small margins put Sorrento out

Out, 0‑5 to Udinese, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Player ratings

Federico Ricci scores twice — 8.47

Two goals and a mark of 8.47 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Stefano Paglino puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Sorrento, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Sorrento are in real trouble now

Position 14, 6 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

7 matches without a win for Sorrento

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Sorrento are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

A cup hiding at Udinese leaves Sorrento explaining themselves

0-5, and long before the end the away end had switched from encouragement to something considerably more pointed. Nobody rings a phone-in about losing narrowly.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 6 of the 30 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

In brief

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26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Claudio Santini: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Sorrento have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The wait goes on for Sorrento

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The dugout

Marco Cuccurullo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Cavese take the points off Sorrento

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

8 new faces, and Sorrento are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Mauro Dalla Valle left the room before anybody could ask which.

Market

Simon Harrasser told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Simon Harrasser has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Sorrento.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for Simone Cangianiello

Nobody at Sorrento is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

Squad

Somebody is after Sean Parker’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Sean Parker suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Sorrento have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

In brief

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14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A brace, and Sean Parker takes the afternoon — 8.79

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Sean Parker provided it, and the 8.79 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Simon Harrasser hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Sorrento can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Sorrento see off Foggia

Three points for Sorrento, 3‑1 the final word against Foggia in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Transfer targets

Progreso tell Sorrento: Matteo Copelotti is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The terraces

One of their own: Stefano Paglino

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ludovico Del Sorbo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ludovico Del Sorbo, and the manager let it.

Squad

A row about effort at Sorrento

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ciro Loreto was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

A satisfied Mauro Dalla Valle

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 3‑1, Mauro Dalla Valle could afford to be generous.

Squad

Sean Parker scores his first for Sorrento

The one goal every signing is asked about until it comes. It has come, and a press-conference question has been retired.

In brief

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7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Lorenzo Colombini hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Sorrento can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 15 signed and 9 gone

That is the business done at Sorrento until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Veljko Ilić

Sorrento asked and Widzew Łódź said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Sorrento training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ciro Loreto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Simon Harrasser for 16 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Sorrento will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Nicolò Evangelisti is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Nicolò Evangelisti has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

In brief

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24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

1 academy players handed senior numbers at Sorrento

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Transfer targets

Sorrento rebuffed over Valentín Dávila

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Talleres have kept their man, and Sorrento go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

One of our own: Marco Lombardi joins the Sorrento first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Marco Lombardi is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Marten-Chris Paalberg is in the works

Sorrento have made the call to AS Saint-Etienne. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Boardroom

Sorrento say no to the training-ground money

The plan went upstairs and came back down. Nothing about that will make a headline anywhere else, and everybody who works at the training ground will remember it for years.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Angelo Viscardi

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Casertana in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Squad

Mauricio Páez remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at Sorrento would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

Looking ahead

An away day at Casertana next for Sorrento

They sit in position 6 and they will be waiting. Away form is where a season shows its true character, and this side has a point to make about its own.

Squad

Good reports on Leonardo Capezzi

The word out of the training ground is that he has been the sharpest man there all week. It is the quietest story a paper carries and it usually runs the week before somebody's run in the side begins.

In brief