Dimitri Colau

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The Bournemouth Sentinel

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Bournemouth

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Bournemouth is running low.

Boardroom

Tomás Di María has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Bournemouth can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

The terraces

Anger at Bournemouth spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Marcus Tavernier in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bournemouth this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Tyler Adams

23 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

A move Dimitri Colau would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Dimitri Colau is living that version at Bournemouth, and it tends to show in the first month.

Player ratings

Jair in the eights

A performance of 9.31 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Alex Scott

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

One of those days for Justin Kluivert

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.61, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

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The West Ham United Courier

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Real improvement from Marco Palestra at West Ham United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Marco Palestra is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A late step up for Jean-Clair Todibo

At 27 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Edson Álvarez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at West Ham United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marcelo Allende falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

West Ham United may not be able to give Cristian Iguarán what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Cristian Iguarán wants continental football; whether West Ham United can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Loan watch

Joseph Edwards counts the days

“I watch every West Ham United game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Liverpool runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief