Mikael Balayan

Goalkeeper - Sardarapat
17 Mar 2033
Thursday
Process

Marked for Mikael Balayan

341 Edition

The Sardarapat Sentinel

7 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Sardarapat close the window on a squad of their own making

3 in and 4 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Transfer targets

Nikolay Aslanyan is a medical away from Sardarapat

The deal with Mika is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Sardarapat

Narek Gasparyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Sardarapat

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Damian Rasak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Remzi Ramazanov signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Remzi Ramazanov and Sardarapat agree another 2 years.

Boardroom

$94.5K from the owner keeps Sardarapat afloat

The gap in the accounts was filled from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be grateful and to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings arrive together.

Transfer targets

Pyunik tell Sardarapat: David Hovhannisyan is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Boardroom

The borrowing at Sardarapat reaches $4.2M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $4.2M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

Market

Still no ink between Sardarapat and Damian Rasak

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Sardarapat, another week without a signature from Damian Rasak.

In brief

Back issues
314 Edition

The União de Santarém Herald

2 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at União de Santarém can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at União de Santarém

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Market

Rodrigo Soares puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at União de Santarém, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Afonso Ferreirinha rejects the move

União de Santarém had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Benfica, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Words at União de Santarém training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lénio Neves is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Josh Wynder

União de Santarém asked and Benfica said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A last season at home is what Ahmed Said is after

It is sentimental, it is completely genuine, and it is the beginning of a departure nobody has announced. The club can be gracious about it or it can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at União de Santarém

Mikael Balayan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

União de Santarém try to borrow Kallum Fuller-Thompson

Santa Clara have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

295 Edition

The União de Santarém Herald

22 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at União de Santarém

Petterson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marquinhos Brazion falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at União de Santarém

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

The dugout

Rodrigo Soares gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The clock does Lénio Neves’s negotiating for him

5 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee União de Santarém could ask drops and the wages Lénio Neves can ask rise.

The dugout

Sergio Mendes asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

293 Edition

The União de Santarém Herald

8 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

9 points gone: União de Santarém in administration

This is the morning a town finds out what the accounts have been doing while it watched the football. The debt gets written down to something payable, and the football pays for it in points.

Boardroom

União de Santarém spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Only the photograph left for Rodrigo Dias

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Rodrigo Dias will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around União de Santarém the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

União de Santarém to lose Rodrigo Dias for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Rodrigo Dias has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Boardroom

$4.4M of the owner's money at União de Santarém

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Words at União de Santarém training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marquinhos Brazion is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Rodrigo Dias

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rodrigo Dias, and the manager let it.

Squad

Tempers go at União de Santarém

Mikael Balayan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Diogo Dias without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Diogo Dias was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

In brief

280 Edition

The União de Santarém Herald

8 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Mikael Balayan says União de Santarém went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at União de Santarém

Francisco Guedes and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $4.1M into União de Santarém

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

A row about effort at União de Santarém

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marquinhos Brazion was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

União de Santarém cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Boardroom

Wages eat 638% of everything União de Santarém earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Lénio Neves ran the middle of the pitch — 6.69

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 12 combined actions and a mark of 6.69, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

Match

Nobody wins at União de Santarém

8 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Squad

Juanra is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 36 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

In brief