Facundo Nieva

Left Back - Ceuta
6 Oct 2029
Saturday
Process

Marked for Facundo Nieva

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The Ceuta Gazette

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Kyliann Fofana out for 44 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ceuta will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Only the photograph left for Pedro López

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Pedro López will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ceuta the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

Marc Domènech was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ceuta

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Capa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Kyliann Fofana signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Kyliann Fofana and Ceuta agree another 4 years.

Match

Late, late show earns Ceuta a point

Minute 86, against Las Palmas, and a goal that felt like a win to everybody who had stayed. It was a draw. Nobody leaving the ground will describe it as one.

The dugout

No hiding place for Capa

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Capa, and the manager let it.

Match

Ceuta and Las Palmas take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

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Squad

Kyliann Fofana breaks a bone — 51 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 51 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Ceuta close the window on a squad of their own making

13 in and 12 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Market

Adrián Lapeña raises the bar for Ceuta

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Ceuta heard it as anything else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ceuta

Marc Domènech and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

The goals have deserted Ceuta

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Ceuta can tell you which week it ends in.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Niccolò Fortini

Ceuta asked and Barcelona said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Ceuta come up short against Málaga

Málaga left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

Wages eat 95% of everything Ceuta earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑2 defeat, delivered by Izei García to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

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The Ceuta Gazette

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ceuta

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ceuta is running low.

Squad

A fracture rules Kyliann Fofana out for 72 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ceuta will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The dugout

Jan Salas says Ceuta went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Fatih Karagumruk come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Ceuta did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Eyes on Marino Illescas again

The phone has started ringing about Marino Illescas again, and this time the name on the line is Levante. Ceuta are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

Marc Domènech was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

SV Ried tell Ceuta: Stefan Vukić is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Ceuta and Capa are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Words at Ceuta training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Facundo Nieva is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager makes Capa a promise
  • Squad A wage question at Ceuta
  • The dugout Íñigo Lekue keeps his manager's vote
152 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Ceuta has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Rayo Vallecano join the queue for Marino Illescas

Add another name to the list: Rayo Vallecano have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Marino Illescas. The answer from Ceuta has not changed — yet.

Squad

Marc Domènech in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Ceuta rebuffed over Iker Muñoz

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Osasuna have kept their man, and Ceuta go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Oliver Melgoza stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Oliver Melgoza and Ceuta agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Ceuta

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Facundo Nieva was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Facundo Nieva

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Facundo Nieva, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Marino Illescas knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Marino Illescas trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

The manager makes Jan Salas a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Ceuta. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

151 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ceuta boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

The dugout

Pedro López says Ceuta went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

Marc Domènech was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Ceuta rebuffed over Marc Cardona

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Andorra have kept their man, and Ceuta go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Chaihane Badoro signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Chaihane Badoro commits to Ceuta for another 4 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Ceuta

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Facundo Nieva was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

No place for Chaihane Badoro in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Ceuta are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

The dugout

Antonio Salado has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Antonio Salado has written the date down.

Market

Marino Illescas runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Ceuta money.

In brief

144 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Ceuta spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

4 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

Marc Domènech was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Abou Bassinga runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Cédric Teguia was the difference for Ceuta

Marked 7.78. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

The form table has caught Manu Sánchez

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

Izei García: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

Squad

Facundo Nieva falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Pedro López

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

143 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ceuta

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ceuta is running low.

Market

Ceuta say no — this time

The offer from New England Revolution for Ayoub Akabou was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Marc Domènech in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ceuta against Eibar

0‑2 to Eibar, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Manu Sánchez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Toni Abad

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Toni Abad, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Izei García: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Manu Sánchez

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

The dugout

Ceuta keep their word to Facundo Nieva

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

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The Ceuta Gazette

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

9 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A falling-out at Ceuta

Marc Domènech and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Ale Meléndez among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Ale Meléndez on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Ceuta and Elche.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ceuta against Elche

2‑4 to Elche, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Market

Eyes on Jan Salas again

The phone has started ringing about Jan Salas again, and this time the name on the line is Aguilas Doradas. Ceuta are listening politely and promising nothing.

Player ratings

One of those days for Marc Domènech

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.06, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The dugout

No hiding place for Manu Sánchez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Manu Sánchez, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Izei García: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 2‑4, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Ceuta pick somebody else ahead of Antonio Salado

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

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The Ceuta Gazette

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Guillermo Vallejo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ceuta may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Marc Domènech at 21 — 7.83

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Marc Domènech did not need any: 7.83, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ceuta

Marc Domènech and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Manu Sánchez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Guillermo Vallejo

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

Match

Honours even between Ceuta and Cultural Leonesa

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Izei García on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Squad

A row about effort at Ceuta

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Facundo Nieva was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

120 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ceuta board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Pedro López stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

Marc Domènech was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Cédric Teguia beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Cristian Rodríguez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Cristian Rodríguez was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.08. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Two points walk out of the ground

Level with 95 minutes on the clock, after an afternoon Ceuta had all but put away. Burgos will call it a point earned; the home dressing room will call it two given away, and both of them are right.

The dugout

Guillermo Vallejo dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Match

Cristian Rodríguez rescues a point for Ceuta

It needed Cristian Rodríguez to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Burgos, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

119 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Cristian Rodríguez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ceuta they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Cédric Teguia beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 28. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Player ratings

Marc Domènech, 21, steals the show — 8.03

Marked 8.03 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

The dugout

Facundo Nieva keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ceuta may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Marc Domènech in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Álex Petxarromán makes it 200

200 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

Squad

Manu Sánchez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A month that belonged to Marc Domènech

The young player of the month award goes to a 21-year-old at Ceuta who has looked like the finished article for four weekends running. The next four are the ones that decide whether he is.

Match

Two points walk out of the ground

Level with 94 minutes on the clock, after an afternoon Ceuta had all but put away. Huesca will call it a point earned; the home dressing room will call it two given away, and both of them are right.

In brief

118 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Youcef Sané hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ceuta can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ceuta

Adrián Lapeña and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Cédric Teguia runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

The form table has caught Guillermo Vallejo

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

Izei García on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Izei García after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Squad

Facundo Nieva falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Adrián Lapeña

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 14 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Izei Núñez, 17, is the weekend’s best young player

Measured against every other kid in the division and first among them. The senior award is where Ceuta would like this to lead.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Mawuli Mensah

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 13 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

111 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Cristian Rodríguez: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ceuta have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Cristian Rodríguez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ceuta they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

6 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ceuta

Adrián Lapeña and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Brandon Brocksom

Ceuta asked and Oviedo said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ceuta against Las Palmas

0‑1 to Las Palmas, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Juan Pablo Arregue signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Juan Pablo Arregue and Ceuta agree another 3 years.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Izei García left the room before anybody could ask which.

Squad

Ceuta are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

In brief

105 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Juan Ortega

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ceuta lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Álex Petxarromán puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ceuta, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Rubén Hernández due for a Ceuta medical

Everything agreed with Cultural Leonesa, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

The dugout

Kyliann Fofana: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ceuta have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

Marc Domènech was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The step up is real for Ayoub Akabou

At 21 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Cristian Rodríguez has improved at 32, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Transfer targets

Ceuta rebuffed over Nicolás Baigorria

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Cultural Leonesa have kept their man, and Ceuta go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Cristian Rodríguez knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Cristian Rodríguez trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

102 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Marco Granados

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Ceuta have done the hard part with Cultural Leonesa, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Market

Pablo Santana is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ceuta is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Marc Domènech in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ale Meléndez has improved at 29, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Transfer targets

Barcelona tell Ceuta: Juan Carrasco is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Still no ink between Ceuta and Guillermo Vallejo

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Ceuta, another week without a signature from Guillermo Vallejo.

Squad

Facundo Nieva falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ayoub Akabou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Marino Illescas's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

99 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Markel Cabrera

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ceuta lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ceuta

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Transfer targets

$620.0K settles it between the clubs for Lucas Rubio

Valencia have accepted the money. What Ceuta do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

Marino Illescas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ceuta, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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Squad

A falling-out at Ceuta

Marc Domènech and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Valladolid tell Ceuta: Miguel Angelo is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A move Paulo Rodrigues would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Paulo Rodrigues is living that version at Ceuta, and it tends to show in the first month.

The dugout

No hiding place for Cristian Rodríguez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Cristian Rodríguez, and the manager let it.

In brief

97 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Markel Cabrera out for 29 days

29 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ceuta lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ceuta

2‑5 against Cádiz, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Boardroom

Ismael Gallardo has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Ceuta can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

The season ends: position 18 for Ceuta

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 35 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Boardroom

The Ceuta board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Player ratings

A brace, and Ale Meléndez takes the afternoon — 8.04

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Ale Meléndez provided it, and the 8.04 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

6 saves: Pedro López was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Adrián Lapeña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

7 goals as Ceuta and Cádiz go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Ceuta and Cádiz, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

96 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Markel Cabrera out for 37 days

37 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ceuta lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

The mood at Ceuta has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Ceuta taken apart

0‑3 to Córdoba, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Álex Petxarromán puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ceuta, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Ceuta

Adrián Lapeña and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Cédric Teguia was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Ceuta dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Ismael Gallardo faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Ismael Gallardo after 0‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

Facundo Nieva falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

87 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

18 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

The knee: Álex Petxarromán out for 122 days

122 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ceuta lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ceuta boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Redru asks to leave Ceuta

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Facundo Nieva says Ceuta went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

The dugout

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Squad

A falling-out at Ceuta

Marc Domènech and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Ceuta cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Words at Ceuta training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jérôme Blanc is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief