Enzo

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Remo
5 Sep 2036
Friday
Process

Marked for Enzo

527 Edition

The Remo Gazette

1 Sep 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Thomas Lisboa

39 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Remo lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Gabriel Teixeira breaks Vitória hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Gabriel Teixeira scored in the 88th minute, Vitória had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Remo took the lot.

Player ratings

Enzo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 28. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Remo

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Augusto is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Enzo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Juan Rikelme was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages eat 135% of everything Remo earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Gabriel Teixeira sends Remo past Vitória

It finished 1‑0, and it was Gabriel Teixeira’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Remo.

In brief

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526 Edition

The Remo Gazette

25 Aug 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Thomas Lisboa

46 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Remo lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Remo throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Coritiba the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Remo will enjoy reviewing.

Market

Kaká has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Gabriel Do Vale hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Remo can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The wait goes on for Remo

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

Remo to lose Kaká for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Kaká has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Juan Rikelme in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Enzo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Remo against Athletico Paranaense

1‑2 to Athletico Paranaense, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

  • The dugout No hiding place for Enzo
  • Player ratings Ninety minutes of Gabriel Teixeira at his very best
  • Player ratings One of those days for Krystian
525 Edition

The Remo Gazette

18 Aug 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Thomas Lisboa

53 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Remo lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alisson Santana

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alisson Santana will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Gabriel Cabral in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Naves is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ferlys García

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Remo

10 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Player ratings

Juan Rikelme takes the honours

Marked 7.67 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Remo had the best player on the pitch.

Market

Henrique Aguiar is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Remo has been clear about where Henrique Aguiar stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Remo

Something was said to Guilherme and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout Enzo knocks on the manager's door
  • Market The Naves story refuses to die
523 Edition

The Remo Gazette

4 Aug 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Thomas Lisboa damages knee ligaments — 67 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 67 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The dugout

Henrique Aguiar says Remo went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

No end in sight to Remo's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Remo has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Only the photograph left for Augusto

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Augusto will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Remo to lose Augusto for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Augusto has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Juan Rikelme and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Enzo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Naves gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

125% of the income goes out in wages at Remo

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

520 Edition

The Remo Gazette

14 Jul 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Thomas Lisboa

88 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Remo lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Terms done: Maycon is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Caxias waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Remo is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Player ratings

Both of them Krystian's — 8.49

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.49, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

João Alencar hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Remo can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Henrique Aguiar

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Henrique Aguiar will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Remo go back to the board over Otávio Gabriel

The number the board signed off was not enough. It has been asked again and raised its own offer to $736.7K — a club that wants Otávio Gabriel enough to be asked twice.

Transfer targets

Keven Samuel is a medical away from Remo

The deal with América Mineiro is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Remo walk away from Otávio Gabriel

$670.0K was the most the club would pay and Santos were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Gabriel Cabral and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Matías Salgado gets the move he always wanted
  • Squad Words at Remo training over how hard people work
  • Transfer targets Remo rebuffed over Ney
519 Edition

The Remo Gazette

7 Jul 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Thomas Lisboa damages knee ligaments — 95 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 95 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Brandon Caicedo asks to leave Remo

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Edson says Remo went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Sergio Godoy is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Remo turn down Barra for Thiago Mendes

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Remo bid $610.0K for Otávio Gabriel

The offer went to Santos this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Enzo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Naves is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Santos tell Remo: Rafael Ximenez Fasanella is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

518 Edition

The Remo Gazette

30 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Thomas Lisboa damages knee ligaments — 102 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 102 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Kaique Rodrigues asks to leave Remo

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Remo say no — this time

The offer from Caxias for Kaique Rodrigues was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Not going: Gabriel Souza stays at Remo

“I know what people will say. I know what I want, and it is here.” Ituano had the fee agreed and the shirt ready; they did not have the player, and now they will not.

The dugout

Alisson Santana: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Remo have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

Avaí end the Remo run at 11

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 11 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

Market

Daniel Casseres is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Enzo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Naves is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

  • Transfer targets Door shut on Emersonn
  • Match A bad afternoon for Remo against Avaí
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Kadu Santos
517 Edition

The Remo Gazette

23 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Thomas Lisboa damages knee ligaments — 109 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 109 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Remo through in the cup

A 2‑1 win over Avaí, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Market

Thiago Mendes has said yes to Capital

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Remo have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Transfer targets

Miguel Antonio turns down Remo

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: América de Natal keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Market

Bryan Castillo asks to leave Remo

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Brandon Caicedo, 35, rolls back the years — 7.97

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.97 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Alisson Santana has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Remo cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Kaique Kenji

Remo asked and Athletico Paranaense said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

516 Edition

The Remo Gazette

16 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Thomas Lisboa out for 116 days

116 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Remo lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Terms done: Maycon is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Caxias waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Remo is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Player ratings

Bryan Castillo scores twice — 8.66

Two goals and a mark of 8.66 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

The dugout

Rodriguinho: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Remo have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Edson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Remo, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Henrique Aguiar

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Henrique Aguiar will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Remo

The unbeaten run reaches 8. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

A move Maranhão would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Maranhão is living that version at Remo, and it tends to show in the first month.

Boardroom

Henrique Aguiar has agreed to leave Remo for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

In brief

515 Edition

The Remo Gazette

9 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Terms done: Kaique Rodrigues is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Chapecoense waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Remo is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Gabriel Souza asks to leave Remo

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Sergio Godoy is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

An offer of $100.0K for Rafael Cavalcante

Remo have gone to Vitória with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Enzo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Naves was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

6 unbeaten for Remo

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Remo did not have in the autumn.

Transfer targets

Bragantino tell Remo: Weliton is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Remo get the job done against Amazonas

A 1‑0 win over Amazonas, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

514 Edition

The Remo Gazette

2 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Kaique Rodrigues hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Remo can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Kaique Rodrigues scores twice — 8.94

Two goals and a mark of 8.94 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Lucas Matheus is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo

Enzo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Mixto join the queue for Thiago Mendes

Add another name to the list: Mixto have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Thiago Mendes. The answer from Remo has not changed — yet.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yago Noal was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Bragantino tell Remo: André Henrique is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Remo find a way past Portuguesa

Portuguesa made Remo work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Matías Melo did the work nobody counts — 6.89

10 combined actions and 6.89. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

In brief

513 Edition

The Remo Gazette

26 May 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Daniel Casseres sends Remo through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Daniel Casseres obliged against Marcílio Dias. 5‑0 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Remo.

Market

Yago Noal is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Both of them Daniel Casseres's — 8.39

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.39, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

What a way to start for Javier Valencia — 7.56

0 on the scoresheet on his first appearance and a mark of 7.56 beside it. Most debuts are got through; this one was enjoyed, by him and by everybody watching it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Matheus Aluísio yet — 8.27

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.27 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Boardroom

Remo to lose Alisson Santana for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Alisson Santana has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Enzo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Naves was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

Remo supporters have found a favourite in Javier Valencia

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Javier Valencia has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

512 Edition

The Remo Gazette

19 May 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kaique Rodrigues is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

The wait goes on for Remo

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted Remo

5 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Remo can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Enzo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Naves falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Pedro Padula gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Grigoris Soteriou: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

The dugout

Enzo knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Remo, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Still no signature from Yago Noal

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Remo could get for him.

In brief

  • Market The Naves talk will not go away
  • The dugout When it matters, Bryan Castillo plays
  • Match Point won or two lost for Remo?
511 Edition

The Remo Gazette

12 May 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Sergio Godoy

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sergio Godoy will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

No end in sight to Remo's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Remo has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Remo cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo

Enzo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Enzo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Yago Noal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Rodriguinho gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Remo and Yago Noal

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Kadu Santos

A mark of 7.49, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

In brief

510 Edition

The Remo Gazette

5 May 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Gabriel Cabral says Remo went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Lucas Matheus

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lucas Matheus will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Bryan Castillo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Remo, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo

Enzo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Krystian — 7.16

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 14 actions, 7.16, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Naves is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Remo may not be able to give Alisson Santana what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Alisson Santana wants continental football; whether Remo can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Match

The goals have deserted Remo

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Remo can tell you which week it ends in.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lucas Matheus

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lucas Matheus, and the manager let it.

In brief

509 Edition

The Remo Gazette

28 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Yago Noal

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yago Noal will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Enzo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Naves is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Rodriguinho is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Remo has been clear about where Rodriguinho stands, which is more than many ever get.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Kadu Santos

A mark of 7.52, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

The dugout

When it matters, Lucas Matheus plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Grigoris Soteriou: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

The dugout

Kaká dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

The dugout

Kaique Rodrigues does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

In brief

507 Edition

The Remo Gazette

14 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sergio Godoy is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo

Enzo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Naves falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Alisson Santana gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Remo and Gabriel Cabral

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Yago Noal knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Yago Noal trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Yago Noal runs his contract down

2 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Remo money.

Market

Naves linked with a move away

The name of Naves keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Remo say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

When it matters, Bryan Castillo plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

506 Edition

The Remo Gazette

7 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Remo put Grigoris Soteriou on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Lucas Matheus is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Kadu Santos signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kadu Santos commits to Remo for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo

Enzo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Naves falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Talks stall between Remo and Yago Noal

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

Nobody at Remo has picked up the phone to Kaique Rodrigues

3 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

The dugout

No hiding place for João Alencar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to João Alencar, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Gabriel Cabral without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Gabriel Cabral was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

In brief

505 Edition

The Remo Gazette

31 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Yago Noal is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Remo

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Remo is running low.

Squad

Enzo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Yago Noal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Enzo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Enzo, and the manager let it.

Market

Talks stall between Remo and Kaká

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Lucas Matheus knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Remo, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Kadu Santos story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Kadu Santos signs something — a contract at Remo or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

When it matters, Marko Bizjak plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

504 Edition

The Remo Gazette

24 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Kaique Rodrigues

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Kaique Rodrigues will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Enzo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Naves was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kaique Rodrigues

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kaique Rodrigues, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Lucas Matheus gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Lucas Matheus is on it.

The dugout

Enzo knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Enzo trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Still no signature from Kaique Rodrigues

3 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Remo could get for him.

Market

Talks stall between Remo and Vinicius César

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

A door opens for Maycon

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

503 Edition

The Remo Gazette

17 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Sergio Godoy

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sergio Godoy will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo

Enzo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Naves was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Remo are still strangers to each other

6 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Kaique Rodrigues asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Naves linked with a move away

The name of Naves keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Remo say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Bryan Castillo has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Remo will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Yago Noal runs his contract down

3 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Remo money.

Market

Still no ink between Remo and Sergio Godoy

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Remo, another week without a signature from Sergio Godoy.

In brief

  • The dugout Alisson Santana has been promised minutes
  • The dugout The manager plants his flag on Enzo
502 Edition

The Remo Gazette

10 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Lucas Matheus

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lucas Matheus will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo

Enzo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yago Noal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Remo and Yago Noal are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

Lucas Matheus runs his contract down

3 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Remo money.

The dugout

Gabriel Souza has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Remo will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

A door opens for Alisson Santana

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Market

Andrey David linked with a move away

The name of Andrey David keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Remo say nothing, which says plenty.

Boardroom

The Remo production line keeps running

97 graduates out of an academy now rated 7 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

  • Squad Franco Camejo finally belongs at Remo
  • The dugout The manager comes out for Maycon
  • Match Nothing left to play for but pride at Remo
501 Edition

The Remo Gazette

3 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Yago Noal has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Remo boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

Yago Noal signs for Goiás while still at Remo

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Yago Noal has agreed terms with Goiás for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Market

Alisson Santana wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Enzo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Naves falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Talks stall between Remo and Naves

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

A step back for Franco Camejo at Remo

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

Market

The Kadu Santos story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Kadu Santos signs something — a contract at Remo or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

  • The dugout Maycon knocks on the manager’s door
  • Squad Is this Maycon’s last season?
  • The dugout Marko Bizjak has become a man the manager trusts
500 Edition

The Remo Gazette

25 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kaique Rodrigues is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Maycon hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Remo can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Gabriel Souza has agreed to leave Remo for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Enzo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Naves was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Pedro Padula

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Lucas Matheus gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Lucas Matheus is on it.

Market

The Yago Noal story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Yago Noal signs something — a contract at Remo or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Maycon knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Remo, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

499 Edition

The Remo Gazette

18 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Sergio Godoy

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sergio Godoy will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Daniel Casseres signs for Brusque while still at Remo

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Daniel Casseres has agreed terms with Brusque for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Enzo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Enzo and Remo agree another 3 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo

Enzo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Yago Noal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Still no ink between Remo and Alisson Santana

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Remo, another week without a signature from Alisson Santana.

Squad

9 new faces, and Remo are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Brandon Caicedo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Naves linked with a move away

The name of Naves keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Remo say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

498 Edition

The Remo Gazette

11 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Guilherme damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Lucas Matheus has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Enzo signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Enzo commits to Remo for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo

Enzo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Naves falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Talks stall between Remo and Yago Noal

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Boardroom

Wages eat 90% of everything Remo earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Bryan Castillo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Enzo knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Enzo trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

497 Edition

The Remo Gazette

4 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Guilherme

24 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Remo lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Enzo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Remo have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Remo

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Enzo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Naves falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Lucas Matheus gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Remo and Lucas Matheus

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Yago Noal

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Remo told Yago Noal something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

The formation has left Pedro Padula behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Remo will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

In brief

496 Edition

The Remo Gazette

28 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Guilherme

31 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Remo lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Kaique Rodrigues is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Maycon puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Remo, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A move Kaká would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Kaká is living that version at Remo, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Enzo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kaká is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

When it matters, Lucas Matheus plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Kaique Rodrigues asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Yago Noal story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Yago Noal signs something — a contract at Remo or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

495 Edition

The Remo Gazette

21 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Guilherme out for 38 days

38 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Remo lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Daniel Casseres keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Remo may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Sergio Godoy is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Remo to lose Sergio Godoy for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Sergio Godoy has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo

Enzo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Naves is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Guilherme gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Remo are still strangers to each other

10 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Market

Naves linked with a move away

The name of Naves keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Remo say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

494 Edition

The Remo Gazette

14 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Guilherme

45 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Remo lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Lucas Matheus is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Kaique Rodrigues’s move to São Paulo falls through

The deal that would have taken Kaique Rodrigues to São Paulo has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Remo with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Boardroom

Lucas Matheus signs for Fortaleza while still at Remo

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Lucas Matheus has agreed terms with Fortaleza for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo

Enzo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Naves was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Éberth stays at Sport Recife as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. Remo will try again when the window opens; Sport Recife may not be selling by then.

Squad

A move Javier Valencia would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Javier Valencia is living that version at Remo, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Ruan Índio

Remo asked and Corinthians said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

  • The dugout No hiding place for Maycon
  • Market Talks stall between Remo and Yago Noal
  • Boardroom Wages swallow 88% of the Remo income
493 Edition

The Remo Gazette

7 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Maycon: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Remo have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Transfer targets

Remo agree $960.0K for Éberth

The clubs have shaken hands with Sport Recife; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

The Chapecoense deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Gabriel Do Vale reports back to Remo with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Enzo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Remo baulk at the price for Rafael Cavalcante

Vitória wanted more than $100.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Lucas Vieira deal

Remo ran out of time with Juventude. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jonathan Jesus

Remo asked and Botafogo said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matías Melo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Still no ink between Remo and Naves

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Remo, another week without a signature from Naves.

In brief

492 Edition

The Remo Gazette

31 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kaique Rodrigues has said yes to Santos

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Remo have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Transfer targets

Remo make their move for Lucas Vieira

$930.0K on the table at Juventude. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Market

Rio Branco come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Remo did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Remo may not be able to give Alisson Santana what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Alisson Santana wants continental football; whether Remo can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Transfer targets

Remo make their move for Rafael Cavalcante

$100.0K on the table at Vitória. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Enzo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Naves was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Remo beat the market to Daniel da Silva from Avaí

Avaí will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Daniel da Silva has pre-agreed a move to Remo, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Transfer targets

Botafogo tell Remo: Jhosefer is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

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The Remo Gazette

24 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Remo turn down Ponte Preta for Maycon

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Lucas Ribeiro hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Remo can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

$48.0K settles it between the clubs for Antônio Peixoto

Guarani have accepted the money. What Remo do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

Londrina watching Kaique Rodrigues

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Remo have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

Brayan Llanos has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Josmar rejects the move

Remo had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Cruzeiro, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Boardroom

Roberto Monteiro signs for Maricá while still at Remo

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Roberto Monteiro has agreed terms with Maricá for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo

Enzo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Naves was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

  • Transfer targets Door shut on Carlos Eduardo
  • Squad 12 new faces, and Remo are still learning each other
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Brayan Llanos
490 Edition

The Remo Gazette

17 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gabriel Cabral gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Gabriel Cabral has just signed for Remo, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

Medical ends the Antônio Peixoto deal

Everything was agreed with Guarani and then the doctor spoke. Remo have walked away from a signing on the advice of somebody who never saw him play, which is how it is supposed to work.

Market

Eyes on Maycon again

The phone has started ringing about Maycon again, and this time the name on the line is Ponte Preta. Remo are listening politely and promising nothing.

Market

Thomas Lisboa arrives at Remo in a $170.0K statement of intent

There comes a point where a club either backs its own ambition or admits it does not have any. Remo have paid $170.0K for Thomas Lisboa, which is the loudest way there is of saying which one it chose.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo

Enzo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

No deal for Rodrigo Silva at that price

Remo offered $89.0K; Boavista said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jackson

Remo asked and Náutico said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matías Melo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Talks stall between Remo and Gabriel Cabral

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

  • Transfer targets A loan move for Josmar is in the works
  • The dugout No hiding place for Bryan Castillo
  • Boardroom Wages swallow 85% of the Remo income
489 Edition

The Remo Gazette

10 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Full time on the season at Remo

Position 13 on 53 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Market

Brasil de Pelotas come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Remo did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Player ratings

A brace, and Yago Noal takes the afternoon — 8.35

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Yago Noal provided it, and the 8.35 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

João Vitor has said yes to Azuriz

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Remo have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Gabriel Do Vale puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Remo, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Remo bid $170.0K for Thomas Lisboa

The offer went to Goianésia this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Transfer targets

Remo make their move for Rodrigo Silva

$89.0K on the table at Boavista. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Enzo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Naves is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

488 Edition

The Remo Gazette

3 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Matías Melo says Remo went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Diego Loureiro puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Remo, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Maranhão come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Remo did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Enzo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Naves falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Remo rebuffed over Jhosefer

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Botafogo have kept their man, and Remo go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Thiago Mendes attracts admirers

The name of Thiago Mendes has come up in conversations Remo were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Match

Remo see off Ponte Preta

Three points for Remo, 1‑0 the final word against Ponte Preta in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Guilherme

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

487 Edition

The Remo Gazette

26 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Brayan Llanos has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

No end in sight to Remo's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Remo has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Remo cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo

Enzo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kadu Santos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Remo come up short against Grêmio

Grêmio left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

No place for Matías Melo in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Matías Melo has his answer from Remo; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

No hiding place for Matías Melo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Matías Melo, and the manager let it.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Remo

10 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

486 Edition

The Remo Gazette

19 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Leonardo Maciel

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Leonardo Maciel will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo

Enzo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Naves falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

87% of the income goes out in wages at Remo

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

No place for Brayan Llanos in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Brayan Llanos has his answer from Remo; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

Vinicius César is a square peg at Remo

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Market

The Naves story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Naves signs something — a contract at Remo or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Bryan Castillo gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Bryan Castillo is on it.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Lucas Matheus

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Grêmio in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

In brief

485 Edition

The Remo Gazette

12 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Enzo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Vinicius César would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Vinicius César is living that version at Remo, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Naves was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Remo

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

100 appearances for Wanderson

100 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

The dugout

No place for Alisson Santana on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Remo pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Market

Talks stall between Remo and Lucas Matheus

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Yago Noal

7.37, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Remo had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

The dugout

Lucas Matheus has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Remo will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

484 Edition

The Remo Gazette

5 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Lucas Matheus keeps Remo in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Alisson Santana wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Enzo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kadu Santos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Enzo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Remo come up short against América Mineiro

América Mineiro left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Talks stall between Remo and Naves

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Boardroom

Remo release $2.1M for the manager

The board have put money on the table rather than an encouraging word. What happens to it now is somebody else's problem, and somebody else's job.

The dugout

Grigoris Soteriou answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

481 Edition

The Remo Gazette

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Maycon damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Enzo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Remo can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Enzo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Enzo arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Enzo has, at Remo, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kadu Santos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Remo agree a free transfer for Pedro Padula

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo

João Grando and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for João Grando

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to João Grando, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Lucas Matheus plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

  • Market Remo bring in an old head
  • Market Edson brings the grey hairs Remo lacked
  • The dugout A door opens for Maycon
459 Edition

The PAEEK Herald

14 May 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at PAEEK

Sotiris Ragias and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Lennon Melhuish gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Lennon Melhuish has just signed for PAEEK, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Words at PAEEK training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gustavo Barros is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

PAEEK count the cost of losing Panagiotis Loizou

14 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

PAEEK and Kirill Zinovich are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

Enzo runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs PAEEK money.

The dugout

Alfie Cicale has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at PAEEK will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Match

PAEEK in the hunt for Europe

Position 5, 38 points, and a run-in that decides whether next season has Thursday nights in it. Nobody is calling it a race yet, which is what people say during one.

Market

PAEEK pick up Lennon Melhuish for nothing

The best deals are the ones the accountants never notice. Lennon Melhuish arrives at PAEEK with his wages the only cost and something to prove the only clause.

In brief

456 Edition

The PAEEK Herald

23 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Arlind Kurti asks to leave PAEEK

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Uros Matic says PAEEK went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

James Stewart has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around PAEEK they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Enzo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PAEEK this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jonathan Otoa out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Jonathan Otoa, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Gustavo Barros falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

PAEEK cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

John Chetauya is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 34 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

Boardroom

PAEEK are $54.0M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

455 Edition

The PAEEK Herald

16 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Michał Pawłowski is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PAEEK is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at PAEEK

Gustavo Barros was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at PAEEK training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filip Krastev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

PAEEK count the cost of losing Panagiotis Loizou

42 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

PAEEK and Kirill Zinovich are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

Still no signature from Enzo

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what PAEEK could get for him.

The dugout

Kirill Zinovich knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at PAEEK, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Kyanno Silva has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at PAEEK will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Match

PAEEK have something to play for

Position 5 on 38 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

In brief

453 Edition

The PAEEK Herald

2 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

PAEEK spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the PAEEK boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

The dugout

Andrey Kukhotskovolets keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” PAEEK may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A falling-out at PAEEK

Enzo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

$79.9K from the owner keeps PAEEK afloat

The gap in the accounts was filled from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be grateful and to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings arrive together.

Squad

Gustavo Barros falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Time is catching up with Juan Cáceres

Everybody at PAEEK saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 34 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Bruno Wilson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A step back for Mamadou Tounkara at PAEEK

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

In brief

451 Edition

The PAEEK Herald

19 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The cup run ends for PAEEK

0‑1 against APOEL, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Market

Michał Pawłowski has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around PAEEK they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at PAEEK

Mamadou Tounkara and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at PAEEK training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filip Krastev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ismael Cortez wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at PAEEK can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Arlind Kurti

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Mamadou Tounkara

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

The dugout

Bruno Wilson asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

450 Edition

The PAEEK Herald

12 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The season ends: position 5 for PAEEK

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 38 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Market

Ivaylo Ivanov asks to leave PAEEK

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Uros Matic

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Uros Matic will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PAEEK the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at PAEEK

Enzo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Gustavo Barros falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Enzo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 19. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

PAEEK and Mamadou Tounkara are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Rodrigo Medel wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and PAEEK know it.

Squad

12 new faces, and PAEEK are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

In brief

446 Edition

The PAEEK Herald

12 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Warleson out for 61 days

61 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. PAEEK lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

PAEEK taken apart

1‑6 to APOEL, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Ivaylo Ivanov asks to leave PAEEK

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

James Stewart has said yes to Agia Napa

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. PAEEK have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

The APEA Akrotiri deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Enzo reports back to PAEEK with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Market

Only the photograph left for Uros Matic

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Uros Matic will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PAEEK the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at PAEEK

Warleson and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about PAEEK and APOEL in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Words at PAEEK training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filip Krastev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

444 Edition

The PAEEK Herald

29 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Warleson out for 75 days

75 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. PAEEK lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Enzo agrees terms with APEA Akrotiri

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around PAEEK people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Bruno Wilson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what PAEEK can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Luca Bacchin is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PAEEK is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

A brace, and Filip Krastev takes the afternoon — 8.13

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Filip Krastev provided it, and the 8.13 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Home is on Mamadou Tounkara's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; PAEEK are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Warleson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PAEEK this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

PAEEK find a way past Omonoia

Omonoia made PAEEK work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Words at PAEEK training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Musa Jatta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

  • Boardroom PAEEK cannot sign anybody
  • Boardroom PAEEK are $54.0M in the red
  • Market Enzo told to find a new club
443 Edition

The PAEEK Herald

22 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Warleson out for 82 days

82 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. PAEEK lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

PAEEK through in the cup

A 1‑0 win over AEZ Zakakiou, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Market

Mamadou Tounkara asks to leave PAEEK

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Musa Jatta

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Musa Jatta will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PAEEK the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

PAEEK turn down Spartakos Kitiou for Michał Pawłowski

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at PAEEK

Warleson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at PAEEK training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filip Krastev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

AEL take the points off PAEEK

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

The Enzo conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: APEA Akrotiri will make the call about Enzo this week. PAEEK have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Bruno Wilson
  • Squad Ismael Cortez wants to go home
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
439 Edition

The PAEEK Herald

25 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Warleson

110 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. PAEEK lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

PAEEK refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 25 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

6 saves: Sotiris Ragias was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Filip Krastev yet — 7.90

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.90 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Michał Pawłowski is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PAEEK is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Warleson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PAEEK this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marco Forapani arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Marco Forapani has, at PAEEK, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Match

Filip Krastev’s goal not enough for PAEEK

Filip Krastev scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Apollon, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

Luca Bacchin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

  • The dugout Interim Coach answers for it
  • Player ratings Enzo was unplayable
  • Market The clock does Warleson’s negotiating for him
438 Edition

The PAEEK Herald

18 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Warleson damages knee ligaments — 117 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 117 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Jacopo La Barba hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what PAEEK can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Uros Matic

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Uros Matic will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PAEEK the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at PAEEK

Warleson and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at PAEEK

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Bruno Wilson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Home is on Michał Pawłowski's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; PAEEK are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

No hiding place for Godwill Ambrose

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Godwill Ambrose, and the manager let it.

Match

PAEEK caught on 88 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then Olympiakos Nicosia scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

Player ratings

Enzo stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.84 on the card, and the PAEEK support went home talking about one name.

In brief

434 Edition

The PAEEK Herald

20 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Jacopo La Barba asks to leave PAEEK

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Oliwier Kucharczyk is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PAEEK is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at PAEEK

Bruno Wilson and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at PAEEK training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filip Krastev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Looking ahead

The big one: Pafos come into view

Two sides from the top of the table, one afternoon, and a month of talk decided in ninety minutes. PAEEK will not use the word title this week and will not stop thinking it.

Squad

The formation has left Nicolás Capraro behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. PAEEK will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

The dugout

When it matters, Arlind Kurti plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Looking ahead

Enzo goes back to face Pafos

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Enzo’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and PAEEK needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Market

Luca Bacchin runs his contract down

3 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs PAEEK money.

In brief

430 Edition

The PAEEK Herald

23 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Hristiyan Vasilev breaks a bone — 26 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 26 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Oliwier Kucharczyk has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around PAEEK they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

James Stewart keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” PAEEK may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at PAEEK

Luca Bacchin and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Filip Krastev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

PAEEK keep their word to Musa Jatta

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Market

Paulo Agostinho told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Paulo Agostinho has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at PAEEK.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Interim Coach was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the PAEEK dressing room was either.

The dugout

Luca Bacchin knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at PAEEK, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief