Lisav Eissat

Central Defender - Stoke City
15 Apr 2036
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Lisav Eissat

507 Edition

The Stoke City Courier

14 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Lorenzo Palmisani keeps Stoke City in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Modou Faal has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stoke City they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

Lucas Verza keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stoke City may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Timothy Phillips asks to leave Stoke City

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Stoke City

Lorenzo Palmisani and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Timeo Whisker beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Steven Clark’s exile

15 goals in 32 games at Bristol Rovers — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at Stoke City updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

Squad

A row about effort at Stoke City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lewi Richards was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lorenzo Palmisani

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lorenzo Palmisani, and the manager let it.

In brief

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The Stoke City Courier

17 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: John Moore out for 27 days

27 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Stoke City lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Jack Currie leads the rout of Burnley

3‑0, and Jack Currie took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Stoke City tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Modou Faal has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stoke City they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jack Currie yet — 7.85

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.85 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Timothy Phillips puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stoke City, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Timeo Whisker has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Stoke City can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Stoke City

Lorenzo Palmisani and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Kaye Furo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Steven Clark’s exile

15 goals in 29 games at Bristol Rovers — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at Stoke City updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

In brief

486 Edition

The Stoke City Courier

19 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yegor Prutsev damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Nilson Angulo asks to leave Stoke City

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Nilson Angulo says Stoke City went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Ştefan Bodişteanu has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stoke City they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Stoke City to lose Ştefan Bodişteanu for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Ştefan Bodişteanu has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Lorenzo Palmisani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stoke City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nilson Angulo wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Stoke City know it.

Squad

A row about effort at Stoke City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lewi Richards was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lisav Eissat

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lisav Eissat, and the manager let it.

In brief

461 Edition

The Stoke City Courier

28 May 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stoke City

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Christ Tapé has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stoke City they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Ştefan Bodişteanu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stoke City, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Gavin Bazunu says Stoke City went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Kaye Furo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stoke City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Lucas Verza arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Lucas Verza has, at Stoke City, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

A row about effort at Stoke City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lewi Richards was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Paul Reverson comes home with the gloves

43 games away and 28 of them without conceding. Stoke City sent a goalkeeper out to find him some football and have been handed a selection problem instead: the man in possession of the shirt now has somebody behind him who has spent a season being picked.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Seedy Jatta

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

460 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

21 May 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Miguel Martínez stands alone

9 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Brentford

0‑3 against Tottenham, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

Full time on the season at Brentford

Position 13 on 46 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

The dugout

Juliën Mesbahi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Brentford may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Law McCabe

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Law McCabe will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Brentford the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Vimal Yoganathan has agreed to leave Brentford for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Words exchanged at Brentford

Braiden Graham and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Brentford training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lisav Eissat is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alejandro Garnacho

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

  • The dugout No hiding place for Konta
  • The dugout No place for Germán on the big day
  • Boardroom Doors closed at Brentford
459 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

14 May 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Alejandro Garnacho asks to leave Brentford

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Lisav Eissat is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Brentford is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

Zaïd BafdilI: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Brentford have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Law McCabe signs for Bournemouth while still at Brentford

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Law McCabe has agreed terms with Bournemouth for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

A falling-out at Brentford

Braiden Graham and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Brentford training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joachim Djamba-Shango is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Brentford count the cost of losing Charles Williams

47 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

The dugout

Óscar Mingueza knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Óscar Mingueza trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Law McCabe

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

458 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

7 May 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alejandro Garnacho is carrying Brentford

21 goals and a season average of 7.32. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Divin Mubama asks to leave Brentford

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Jake Donohue: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Brentford have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Brentford

Óscar Mingueza and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Sebastian Biller has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Brentford they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Lisav Eissat falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Lisav Eissat gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Alejandro Garnacho sends Brentford past Bournemouth

It finished 2‑0, and it was Alejandro Garnacho’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Brentford.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Alejandro Garnacho

Marked 8.18 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

457 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

30 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Juliën Mesbahi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Brentford can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Alin Kumer Čelik: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Brentford have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Alejandro Garnacho is carrying Brentford

20 goals and a season average of 7.30. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Zaïd BafdilI is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Brentford is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Loan watch

Nobody is scoring past Samuel Mbengue at Cambridge United

20 shut-outs in 32 games. A goalkeeper’s loan is judged on the afternoons when nothing happened at all, and Samuel Mbengue has been having a lot of them.

Squad

Words at Brentford training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lisav Eissat is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on Juliën Mesbahi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Brentford are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

A falling-out at Brentford

Alin Kumer Čelik and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Alejandro Garnacho in the eights

A performance of 8.22 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

455 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

16 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Alejandro Garnacho puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brentford, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Brentford taken apart

0‑4 to Liverpool, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Only the photograph left for Lisav Eissat

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lisav Eissat will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Brentford the goodbyes have quietly begun.

The dugout

Law McCabe: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Brentford have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Alejandro Garnacho is carrying Brentford

19 goals and a season average of 7.27. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

A falling-out at Brentford

Braiden Graham and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Brentford

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lisav Eissat was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Braiden Graham gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

One of our own: Henry Murphy joins the Brentford first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Henry Murphy is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

454 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

9 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Jérôme Ménard keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Brentford may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at Brentford

Óscar Mingueza and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Demba Sy is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Brentford is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Loan watch

Samuel Mbengue’s loan is measured in nothing happening

18 clean sheets from 28 appearances at Cambridge United. That is the whole of a goalkeeper’s job done properly, and it is being done a long way from the club that owns him.

Squad

A row about effort at Brentford

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lisav Eissat was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Brentford against Manchester United

0‑1 to Manchester United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Juliën Mesbahi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Alejandro Garnacho was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 16. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Lucas Marezi wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Brentford know it.

In brief

452 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

26 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Divin Mubama hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Brentford can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Bendito Mantato has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Brentford they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Brentford

Kristoffer Ajer and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Lisav Eissat falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Konta sends Brentford past Newcastle United

It finished 1‑0, and it was Konta’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Brentford.

Squad

Brentford count the cost of losing Thomas Jackson

19 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Konta was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.19. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Emiliano Buendía

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Brentford

7 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

451 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

19 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alejandro Garnacho takes the match ball home

4 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Market

Alejandro Garnacho asks to leave Brentford

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Brentford run riot against Sheffield United

5‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Market

Lisav Eissat has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Brentford they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Alejandro Garnacho is carrying Brentford

19 goals and a season average of 7.27. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Words exchanged at Brentford

Kristoffer Ajer and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Loan watch

Nobody is scoring past Samuel Mbengue at Cambridge United

17 shut-outs in 26 games. A goalkeeper’s loan is judged on the afternoons when nothing happened at all, and Samuel Mbengue has been having a lot of them.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Brentford and Sheffield United in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Words at Brentford training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lisav Eissat is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

448 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

26 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Vimal Yoganathan breaks a bone — 37 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 37 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Only the photograph left for Bendito Mantato

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Bendito Mantato will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Brentford the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Divin Mubama hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Brentford can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Brentford

Kristoffer Ajer and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Brentford training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lisav Eissat is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Aston Villa take the points off Brentford

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Loan watch

Samuel Mbengue’s loan is measured in nothing happening

14 clean sheets from 23 appearances at Cambridge United. That is the whole of a goalkeeper’s job done properly, and it is being done a long way from the club that owns him.

Squad

Alejandro Garnacho is carrying Brentford

11 goals and a season average of 7.21. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Emmanuel Godwin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

447 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

19 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Alejandro Garnacho asks to leave Brentford

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Lisav Eissat is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Brentford is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

45 days out for Vimal Yoganathan after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Brentford will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Both of them Alejandro Garnacho's — 8.46

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.46, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Brentford walk away from Brooke Norton-Cuffy

$8.9M was the most the club would pay and Arsenal were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

The dugout

Emil Ceïde keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Brentford may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Bristol Rovers come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Brentford did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Words exchanged at Brentford

Kristoffer Ajer and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Sebastian Biller has agreed to leave Brentford for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

In brief

446 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

12 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Birmingham come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Brentford did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Vimal Yoganathan breaks a bone — 53 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 53 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

The Watford deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Divin Mubama reports back to Brentford with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Braiden Graham in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Brentford training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lisav Eissat is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

The goals have deserted Brentford

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Brentford can tell you which week it ends in.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Fábio Carvalho

Brentford asked and Manchester City said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Jayden Luker pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

The dugout

No hiding place for Amir Ibragimov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Amir Ibragimov, and the manager let it.

In brief

442 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

15 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Terms done: Lisav Eissat is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Birmingham waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Brentford is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Transfer targets

An offer of $8.9M for Brooke Norton-Cuffy

Brentford have gone to Arsenal with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Market

Michael Mills hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Brentford can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Michael Mills: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Brentford have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Transfer targets

An offer of $1.3M for Daniel Kanu

Brentford have gone to Nottingham Forest with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Market

Salford City come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Brentford did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Braiden Graham in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Maduka Okoye moves on

Everton pay $620.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Transfer targets

Manchester City tell Brentford: Fábio Carvalho is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

441 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

8 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Alejandro Garnacho breaks Tottenham hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Alejandro Garnacho scored in the 87th minute, Tottenham had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Brentford took the lot.

Squad

17 days out for Benjamin Hamilton after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Brentford will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Transfer targets

Arsenal tell Brentford: Brooke Norton-Cuffy is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Divin Mubama hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Brentford can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Law McCabe: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Brentford have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Harrogate Town come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Brentford did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Juliën Mesbahi arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Juliën Mesbahi has, at Brentford, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Kristoffer Ajer was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Brentford to lose Lisav Eissat for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Lisav Eissat has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

In brief

440 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

1 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Lisav Eissat hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Brentford can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Benjamin Hamilton breaks a bone — 24 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 24 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

Jake Donohue says Brentford went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Óscar Mingueza was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Cornelius Olsson is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Brentford is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

4 matches without a win for Brentford

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Brentford are no longer polite ones.

Match

Arsenal take the points off Brentford

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Lisav Eissat

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Brentford

Something was said to Alejandro Garnacho and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • Squad Marco Oliva falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Squad A promotion for Maduka Okoye
437 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

11 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Emiliano Buendía out for 25 days

25 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Brentford lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Brentford tear Everton apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Everton, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Alejandro Garnacho scores twice — 8.40

Two goals and a mark of 8.40 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Michael Mills is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Brentford is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Michael Mills has agreed to leave Brentford for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Match

Brentford come up short against Liverpool

Liverpool left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

A falling-out at Brentford

Bendito Mantato and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Still no ink between Brentford and Alejandro Garnacho

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Brentford, another week without a signature from Alejandro Garnacho.

Squad

Lucas Marezi wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Brentford know it.

In brief

436 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

4 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Emiliano Buendía

34 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Brentford lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Marcus Rashford says Brentford went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Kristoffer Ajer has been here 13 seasons

588 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Cornelius Olsson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Brentford they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alejandro Garnacho

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A falling-out at Brentford

Braiden Graham and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Manchester United take the points off Brentford

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Brentford training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joachim Djamba-Shango is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Brentford and Lisav Eissat are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

434 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

20 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Emiliano Buendía damages knee ligaments — 52 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 52 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Antonny puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brentford, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Kristoffer Ajer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Alejandro Garnacho knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Alejandro Garnacho trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Brentford are still strangers to each other

9 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Squad

The formation has left Joachim Djamba-Shango behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Brentford will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

Market

Still no ink between Brentford and Joachim Djamba-Shango

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Brentford, another week without a signature from Joachim Djamba-Shango.

Looking ahead

Divin Mubama goes back to face Newcastle United

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Divin Mubama’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Brentford needing him to play as if none of it matters.

The dugout

Georginio Frimpong has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Brentford will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

433 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

13 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Emiliano Buendía

59 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Brentford lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Lisav Eissat asks to leave Brentford

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Joachim Djamba-Shango arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Joachim Djamba-Shango has, at Brentford, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Words exchanged at Brentford

Óscar Mingueza and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Still no ink between Brentford and Alejandro Garnacho

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Brentford, another week without a signature from Alejandro Garnacho.

Squad

A row about effort at Brentford

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joachim Djamba-Shango was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Emil Ceïde runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Gennady Ivanov on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Match

No goals between Brentford and Sheffield United

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Sheffield United will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

431 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

30 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Emiliano Buendía out for 74 days

74 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Brentford lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Georginio Frimpong sends Brentford through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Georginio Frimpong obliged against Bristol Rovers. 1‑0 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Brentford.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Brentford

A 0‑3 beating by Wolverhampton was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Georginio Frimpong delivers — 7.59

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Georginio Frimpong scored, was marked 7.59, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Squad

A falling-out at Brentford

Kristoffer Ajer and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Lisav Eissat gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Georginio Frimpong

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Brentford

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Brentford keep their word to Lisav Eissat

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

430 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

23 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Emiliano Buendía damages knee ligaments — 82 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 82 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Antonny puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brentford, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Brentford

Ricardo Pădurariu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Amir Ibragimov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Amir Ibragimov, and the manager let it.

Match

Brentford get the job done against Aston Villa

A 2‑0 win over Aston Villa, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Match

Aston Villa blown away early

There is a particular helplessness in conceding 2 times before the twentieth minute. Aston Villa tried to reorganise, Brentford did not allow it, and the result was written long before it was confirmed.

Player ratings

Lisav Eissat was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.31. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Words at Brentford training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Kovalenko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Amir Ibragimov is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

In brief

426 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

25 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Emiliano Buendía

113 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Brentford lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

No mercy from Brentford

Fulham will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Brentford were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

Alejandro Garnacho scores twice — 8.35

Two goals and a mark of 8.35 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

The dugout

Divin Mubama: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Brentford have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Brentford — 7.85

1 for Lisav Eissat, marked 7.85, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Squad

Kristoffer Ajer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Brentford still without a manager

40 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Brentford and Fulham in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

One of those days for Amir Ibragimov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

412 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

19 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Reggie Walsh says no to Leyton Orient

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Reggie Walsh had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Market

Oxford United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Brentford did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Daniel Iversen has said yes to Luton Town

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Brentford have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Chris Rigg moves on

Queens Park Rangers pay $10.9M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Transfer targets

Ipswich Town tell Brentford: Paulo Reis is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

Brentford make their move for Kaine Kesler Hayden

$1.0M on the table at Coventry City. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Words exchanged at Brentford

Kristoffer Ajer and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Brentford baulk at the price for Manfred Ugalde

Newcastle United wanted more than $1.1M and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

A muscle injury and 18 days out for Daniel Iversen

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. Brentford will quote 18 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

In brief

410 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

5 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Gabriel Ribeiro has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Brentford can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Brentford say no — this time

The offer from Wolverhampton for Mateo Joseph was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

$2.8M settles it between the clubs for Jayden Luker

Cardiff City have accepted the money. What Brentford do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Brentford

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Eyes on Joshua Quarshie again

The phone has started ringing about Joshua Quarshie again, and this time the name on the line is Chelsea. Brentford are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Kristoffer Ajer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Mamour N'Diaye raises the bar for Brentford

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Brentford heard it as anything else.

Transfer targets

Brentford rebuffed over Steven Dixon

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Coventry City have kept their man, and Brentford go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Lisav Eissat is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Brentford has been clear about where Lisav Eissat stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief