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81 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 unbeaten for Ermis

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 10 matches without defeat is a foundation Ermis did not have in the autumn.

Market

Khalfan Al Suwaidi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Kevin Haveri was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tord Salte falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

Ermis supporters have found a favourite in Andreas Christou

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Andreas Christou has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

No hiding place for Labros Ioannou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Labros Ioannou, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Andreas Christou at his very best

Marked 8.07. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

Match

Ermis and Ethnikos Achnas take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aldair Ramírez

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

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79 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Andreas Kkostis asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

8 unbeaten for Ermis

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Ermis did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Gabriel Maioli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Xo'jamurod Tursunov would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Xo'jamurod Tursunov is living that version at Ermis, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Dániel Farkas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Ermis see off Doxa

Three points for Ermis, 2‑1 the final word against Doxa in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gabriel Maioli

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.40, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jacob Dicko Eng

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.06, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Andreas Christou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

72 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Ermis sink to position 13

8 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Gabriel Maioli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tord Salte falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Aldair Ramírez at his very best

Marked 8.45. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Giorgos Marinos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Ermis pick somebody else ahead of Uglješa Radinović

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Match

Aldair Ramírez rescues a point for Ermis

It needed Aldair Ramírez to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against AE Kition, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

The Harald Martin Hauso question follows Ermis around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Harald Martin Hauso’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

70 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Kevin Haveri puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ermis

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ermis is running low.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Gabriel Maioli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dániel Farkas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Vladislav Lutashev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Ermis and Anorthosis take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Tord Salte knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

63 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Andreas Kkostis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

4 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Gabriel Maioli in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Harald Martin Hauso is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Ermis come up short against APOEL

APOEL left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Andreas Christou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

57 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 8 of the 30 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Real improvement from Andreas Christou at Ermis

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Andreas Christou is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Giorgos Panagi comes home

The shirt still fits. Giorgos Panagi is back at Ermis, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

Gabriel Maioli in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Tord Salte has improved at 28, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Ermis

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Harald Martin Hauso is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Anorthosis

1‑2 to Anorthosis, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

46 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Michael Creek out for 73 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Giannis Efstathiou asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Real improvement from Andreas Christou at Ermis

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Andreas Christou is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

30 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nicholas Konstantinou

16 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 7 of the 30 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Michael Creek

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Karlo Bručić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giorgos Malekkidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Apollon

1‑2 to Apollon, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Harald Martin Hauso

Marked 8.48 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Wages eat 108% of everything Ermis earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

12 Edition

The Omonoia Courier

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Omonoia refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 15 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 8 of the 34 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Pantelis Michail is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Marcus Danielson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Omonoia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Stevan Jovetić falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Stevan Jovetić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for Omonoia against Apollon

0‑1 to Apollon, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Muamer Tanković

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Ruan Índio never got going

5.66 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief