Ignacio Valenzuela

Central Defender - Mjondalen
14 Oct 2029
Sunday
Process

Marked for Ignacio Valenzuela

155 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ware Peter Natana asks to leave Mjondalen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Lucas Nicol has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Mjondalen they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

5 matches without a win for Mjondalen

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Mjondalen are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Mjondalen

Eirik Holmen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Viking take the points off Mjondalen

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Ware Peter Natana runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Conner Antley gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Mjondalen count the cost of losing Ignacio Valenzuela

39 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Ignacio Valenzuela stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ignacio Valenzuela and Mjondalen agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

Back issues
138 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Tobias Flem asks to leave Mjondalen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Mjondalen

Tobias Flem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Patrick Linnes out for 21 days

The medical room confirms 21 days on the sidelines for Patrick Linnes, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

125 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Anders Bærtelsen asks to leave Mjondalen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Home is on Conner Antley's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Mjondalen are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Mjondalen

Anders Bærtelsen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

96 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Mjondalen's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Mjondalen has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Mjondalen

Anders Bærtelsen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Iver Fossum

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Iver Fossum, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Iver Fossum runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Mjondalen come up short against Tromso

Tromso left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Håvard Vatland Karlsen

Marked 5.75, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

92 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Eirik Holmen

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Storm Strand-Kolbjørnsen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mjondalen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Mjondalen

Anders Bærtelsen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Markus Karlsbakk

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.97, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Eirik Wollen Steen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Mjondalen share the spoils with Molde

A 1‑1 draw with Molde leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

81 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Anders Bærtelsen asks to leave Mjondalen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Anders Bærtelsen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mjondalen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mjondalen lose Ignacio Valenzuela

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

77 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Jonas Bruusgaard puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mjondalen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Anders Bærtelsen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mjondalen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mjondalen count the cost of losing Ignacio Valenzuela

46 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief