Haruna Aliyu

Central Defender - Wikki Tourists
15 Aug 2029
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Haruna Aliyu

157 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Samuel Faniyi has said yes to Niger Tornadoes

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Wikki Tourists have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Samuel Faniyi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Kelvin Ogunga

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Wikki Tourists have done the hard part with Enyimba, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

The dugout

Osayi Collins says Wikki Tourists went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at Wikki Tourists

Emmanuel Mathias and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Haruna Aliyu sends Wikki Tourists past Nasarawa United

It finished 3‑2, and it was Haruna Aliyu’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Wikki Tourists.

Transfer targets

Wikki Tourists rebuffed over Shodeinde Moses

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Ikorodu City have kept their man, and Wikki Tourists go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The terraces

Wikki Tourists supporters have found a favourite in Haruna Aliyu

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Haruna Aliyu has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

The dugout

Bamidele Adeniyi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

Back issues
151 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Emmanuel Mathias hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Bamidele Adeniyi keeps Wikki Tourists in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Qudus Akanni

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Emmanuel Mathias in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Wikki Tourists rebuffed over Yusuf Muhammad

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Remo Stars have kept their man, and Wikki Tourists go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Wikki Tourists

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Hassan Olubode was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

news_h_frozen_out_of_the_side

news_b_frozen_out_of_the_side

Transfer targets

Wikki Tourists try to borrow Emmanuel Olisa

Remo Stars have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

No hiding place for Baggio

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Baggio, and the manager let it.

In brief

148 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The drought breaks for Wikki Tourists

13 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Kano Pillars were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Player ratings

Both of them Junior Aliyu's — 8.88

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.88, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

The dugout

Issa Ndoram keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Wikki Tourists may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Emmanuel Mathias in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Wikki Tourists

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Hassan Olubode was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Junior Aliyu

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Wikki Tourists find a way past Kano Pillars

Kano Pillars made Wikki Tourists work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Qudus Akanni runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Haruna Aliyu

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 16 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

147 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Emmanuel Mathias hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Bamidele Adeniyi stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Emmanuel Mathias was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Shuaibu Ibrahim falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Bayelsa United take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

news_h_frozen_out_of_the_side

news_b_frozen_out_of_the_side

Squad

Appearance number 100 for Amiru Maidawa

100 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

The dugout

Chidera Okocha: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

143 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Bamidele Adeniyi out for 23 days

23 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Wikki Tourists lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Andre Owusu stands alone

10 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

9 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Wikki Tourists lose Junior Aliyu

18 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Emmanuel Mathias was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

news_h_frozen_out_of_the_side

news_b_frozen_out_of_the_side

Match

Honours even between Wikki Tourists and Bendel Insurance

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

No hiding place for Baggio

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Baggio, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Haruna Aliyu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

142 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Bamidele Adeniyi out for 31 days

31 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Wikki Tourists lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Wikki Tourists board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Emmanuel Mathias asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Haruna Aliyu delivers — 7.76

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Haruna Aliyu scored, was marked 7.76, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Player ratings

Aliyu Mamuda was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 24. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words exchanged at Wikki Tourists

Emmanuel Mathias and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hassan Olubode is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against El-Kanemi Warriors

1‑2 to El-Kanemi Warriors, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Kenneth Ebuehi
  • The dugout Somebody else is better right now than Kenneth Ebuehi
139 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Bamidele Adeniyi damages knee ligaments — 53 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 53 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

5 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Match

The goals have deserted Wikki Tourists

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Wikki Tourists can tell you which week it ends in.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Junior Aliyu — 6.47

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 13 actions, 6.47, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Squad

Hassan Olubode falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

news_h_frozen_out_of_the_side

news_b_frozen_out_of_the_side

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Niger Tornadoes

0‑1 to Niger Tornadoes, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Chidera Okocha answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

Home is on Issa Ndoram's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Wikki Tourists are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

137 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Bamidele Adeniyi out for 67 days

67 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Wikki Tourists lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Samuel Faniyi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Wikki Tourists

Emmanuel Mathias and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Nahuta Sadam stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Nahuta Sadam and Wikki Tourists agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Shuaibu Ibrahim falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

One of their own: Haruna Aliyu

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

The dugout

Nahuta Sadam gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Qudus Akanni beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 15. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Player ratings

Haruna Aliyu stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.38 on the card, and the Wikki Tourists support went home talking about one name.

In brief

  • The dugout Shuaibu Ibrahim has become a man the manager trusts
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout Hassan Olubode asks for a word with the manager
136 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Bamidele Adeniyi damages knee ligaments — 75 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 75 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Andre Owusu keeps Wikki Tourists in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Wikki Tourists

A 0‑3 beating by Rivers United was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Emmanuel Mathias in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hassan Olubode is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Haruna Aliyu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Wikki Tourists

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Chidera Okocha faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Chidera Okocha after 0‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Wikki Tourists pick somebody else ahead of Kenneth Ebuehi

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

134 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Bamidele Adeniyi out for 89 days

89 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Wikki Tourists lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

Anger at Wikki Tourists spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

Abdullahi Mohammad, 20, steals the show — 7.95

Marked 7.95 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Qudus Akanni

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words exchanged at Wikki Tourists

Emmanuel Mathias and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Wikki Tourists

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Shuaibu Ibrahim was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Andy Ezekiel

Wikki Tourists asked and Rivers United said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Wikki Tourists get the job done against Barau

A 2‑1 win over Barau, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The terraces

One of their own: Abdullahi Mohammad

He is 20 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

In brief

129 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Kabiru Abdullahi out for 35 days

35 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Wikki Tourists lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Samuel Faniyi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at Wikki Tourists

Emmanuel Mathias and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Wikki Tourists

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Shuaibu Ibrahim was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Rangers International tell Wikki Tourists: Daniel Eni is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Kano Pillars take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Qudus Akanni

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Chidera Okocha answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

126 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Kabiru Abdullahi damages knee ligaments — 56 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 56 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Wikki Tourists

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Wikki Tourists is running low.

Market

Hassan Musa has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Wikki Tourists they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Wikki Tourists

Emmanuel Mathias and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Wikki Tourists

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Shuaibu Ibrahim was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

124 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Kabiru Abdullahi out for 71 days

71 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Wikki Tourists lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

news_h_frozen_out_of_the_side

news_b_frozen_out_of_the_side

Squad

Emmanuel Mathias in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Hassan Olubode falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Hassan Olubode gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

When it matters, Haruna Aliyu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

122 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Wikki Tourists spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kabiru Abdullahi

85 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Wikki Tourists

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Wikki Tourists is running low.

Market

Hassan Musa is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Wikki Tourists is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Wikki Tourists

Emmanuel Mathias and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Wikki Tourists

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Shuaibu Ibrahim was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

120 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kabiru Abdullahi

100 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Simeon Habila hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Kenneth Ebuehi says Wikki Tourists went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

The dugout

news_h_frozen_out_of_the_side

news_b_frozen_out_of_the_side

Squad

Emmanuel Mathias in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Wikki Tourists

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Shuaibu Ibrahim was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

118 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kabiru Abdullahi damages knee ligaments — 114 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 114 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

Anger at Wikki Tourists spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Hassan Musa is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Wikki Tourists is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Wikki Tourists

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Wikki Tourists is running low.

The dugout

Kabiru Abdullahi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Wikki Tourists may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hassan Olubode is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

117 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kabiru Abdullahi damages knee ligaments — 123 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 123 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A falling-out at Wikki Tourists

Emmanuel Mathias and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Wikki Tourists

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Shuaibu Ibrahim was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

The Shuaibu Ibrahim talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Wikki Tourists know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Hassan Musa runs his contract down

3 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Wikki Tourists money.

The dugout

Baggio has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

A door opens for Mansur Barhama

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Market

The shop window has Samuel Faniyi in it

Wikki Tourists have let the market know Samuel Faniyi can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Squad

Haruna Aliyu finally belongs at Wikki Tourists

The language has come, the shrug has gone, and he argues in training like a man who expects to be here next year. None of it shows up on a fee and all of it shows up on the pitch.

In brief

116 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Kabiru Abdullahi out for 130 days

130 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Wikki Tourists lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Aliyu Abubakar says Wikki Tourists went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

The dugout

news_h_frozen_out_of_the_side

news_b_frozen_out_of_the_side

Squad

Qudus Akanni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Shuaibu Ibrahim falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Saifullahi Yusuf

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Saifullahi Yusuf, and the manager let it.

In brief

112 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Full time on the season at Wikki Tourists

Position 19 on 31 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Andre Owusu

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Abdullahi Mohammad at 20 — 7.83

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Abdullahi Mohammad did not need any: 7.83, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Samuel Faniyi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Amadou Djoulde Bah: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Wikki Tourists have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

The dugout

news_h_frozen_out_of_the_side

news_b_frozen_out_of_the_side

Squad

Emmanuel Mathias in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Hassan Olubode falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Abdullahi Mohammad’s goal not enough for Wikki Tourists

Abdullahi Mohammad scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Ikorodu City, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

In brief

97 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Chizoba Okoh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Daniel Eni

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Wikki Tourists have done the hard part with Rangers International, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Match

The drought breaks for Wikki Tourists

7 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Rangers International were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

The dugout

news_h_frozen_out_of_the_side

news_b_frozen_out_of_the_side

The terraces

Wikki Tourists supporters have found a favourite in Haruna Aliyu

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Haruna Aliyu has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Ahmad Lamido sends Wikki Tourists past Rangers International

It finished 1‑0, and it was Ahmad Lamido’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Wikki Tourists.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Qudus Akanni

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Haruna Aliyu stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.87 on the card, and the Wikki Tourists support went home talking about one name.

Squad

A falling-out at Wikki Tourists

Samuel Faniyi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

91 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Abdullahi Mohammad at 20 — 7.65

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Abdullahi Mohammad did not need any: 7.65, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sadeeq Abubakar

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sadeeq Abubakar will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Wikki Tourists the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Wikki Tourists

Emmanuel Mathias and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Abdullahi Mohammad’s goal not enough for Wikki Tourists

Abdullahi Mohammad scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Kun Khalifat, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

Hassan Musa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Haruna Aliyu makes it 100

100 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑2 defeat, delivered by Chidera Okocha to a room that had heard them before.

Squad

A row about effort at Wikki Tourists

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sani Ibrahim was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Abdullahi Mohammad, 20, is the weekend’s best young player

Measured against every other kid in the division and first among them. The senior award is where Wikki Tourists would like this to lead.

In brief

90 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Chizoba Okoh is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Wikki Tourists is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

news_h_frozen_out_of_the_side

news_b_frozen_out_of_the_side

The dugout

Chizoba Okoh gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Sani Ibrahim falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Chidera Okocha: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

The dugout

When it matters, Haruna Aliyu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Chizoba Okoh shuts the door again

6 clean sheets and counting. Strikers leave this ground muttering his name, which is exactly how a goalkeeper measures a good season.

Squad

Abdullahi Mohammad is the weekend's best young player

At 20 he is being measured against the rest of the division's kids and coming out in front. The senior version of this award is where the club would like this to lead.

In brief

86 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Wikki Tourists board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Only the photograph left for Chizoba Okoh

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Chizoba Okoh will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Wikki Tourists the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Emmanuel Mathias was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

news_h_frozen_out_of_the_side

news_b_frozen_out_of_the_side

The terraces

One of their own: Emmanuel Mathias

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sani Ibrahim is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Qudus Akanni runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Emmanuel Mathias was the difference for Wikki Tourists

Marked 7.49. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

In brief

83 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Chizoba Okoh

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Sadeeq Abubakar has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Wikki Tourists they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sani Ibrahim is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Chidera Okocha on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Chidera Okocha after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

Chizoba Okoh asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

No hiding place for Abdullahi Usman

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Abdullahi Usman, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The form table has caught Idris Guda

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

Match

No goals between Wikki Tourists and Rivers United

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Rivers United will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

81 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Abdullahi Usman’s move to Abia Warriors falls through

The deal that would have taken Abdullahi Usman to Abia Warriors has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Wikki Tourists with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Market

No place for Hassan Musa in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Hassan Musa has his answer from Wikki Tourists; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

No hiding place for Hassan Musa

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hassan Musa, and the manager let it.

Squad

Qudus Akanni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sani Ibrahim is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Haruna Aliyu was the difference for Wikki Tourists

Marked 7.58. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

Wikki Tourists are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Squad

No place for Qudus Akanni in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Wikki Tourists are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

In brief

80 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Wikki Tourists bow out of the cup

Ikorodu City go through and Wikki Tourists go home, 0‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Market

Abdullahi Usman agrees terms with Abia Warriors

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Wikki Tourists people have started saying his name in the past tense.

The terraces

A cup hiding at Ikorodu City leaves Wikki Tourists explaining themselves

0-3, and long before the end the away end had switched from encouragement to something considerably more pointed. Nobody rings a phone-in about losing narrowly.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 9 in, 7 out at Wikki Tourists

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 9 arrived, 7 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Transfer targets

Godwin Akpobolouka turns down Wikki Tourists

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Bayelsa United keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at Wikki Tourists

Emmanuel Mathias and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

news_h_frozen_out_of_the_side

news_b_frozen_out_of_the_side

Transfer targets

Wikki Tourists rebuffed over Ikenna Benjamin

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Bayelsa United have kept their man, and Wikki Tourists go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

74 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Leon Awoniyi out for 16 days

16 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Wikki Tourists lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Wikki Tourists are in real trouble now

Position 19, 28 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Ahmad Lamido puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Wikki Tourists boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

The dugout

news_h_frozen_out_of_the_side

news_b_frozen_out_of_the_side

Squad

Sani Ibrahim falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Abdullahi Usman plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Simeon Habila

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

73 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Leon Awoniyi damages knee ligaments — 23 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 23 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Abdullahi Usman hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Abdullahi Usman has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Wikki Tourists they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sani Ibrahim is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Mansur Barhama in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

When it matters, Haruna Aliyu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jordan Amissah

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jordan Amissah, and the manager let it.

Market

The Shuaibu Ibrahim story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Shuaibu Ibrahim signs something — a contract at Wikki Tourists or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Jordan Amissah has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Wikki Tourists will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

69 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Abdullahi Usman has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Wikki Tourists they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Mohammed Faisal asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Salisu Abdullahi says Wikki Tourists went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sani Ibrahim is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

When it matters, Haruna Aliyu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Abdullahi Mohammad knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Wikki Tourists, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Shuaibu Ibrahim story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Shuaibu Ibrahim signs something — a contract at Wikki Tourists or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Ahmad Lamido placed on the list

Wikki Tourists have made Ahmad Lamido available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Squad

Questions about Samuel Faniyi on the training pitch

The standards have slipped, and in a building where everybody watches everybody it has not gone unremarked. This is how a player loses a place before he loses one.

In brief

68 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Abdullahi Usman hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

news_h_frozen_out_of_the_side

news_b_frozen_out_of_the_side

Squad

A row about effort at Wikki Tourists

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sani Ibrahim was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Shuaibu Ibrahim has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Simeon Umeh

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Simeon Umeh, and the manager let it.

Market

The shop window has Sani Ibrahim in it

Wikki Tourists have let the market know Sani Ibrahim can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

65 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Abdullahi Usman

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Abdullahi Usman will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Wikki Tourists the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Nickson Ironsi asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A row about effort at Wikki Tourists

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sani Ibrahim was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Aliyu Mamuda in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Haruna Aliyu gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Haruna Aliyu is on it.

The dugout

Simeon Habila gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Abdullahi Usman knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Abdullahi Usman trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Shuaibu Ibrahim story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Shuaibu Ibrahim signs something — a contract at Wikki Tourists or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Ahmad Lamido placed on the list

Wikki Tourists have made Ahmad Lamido available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

63 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mahmood Aliyu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Hassan Musa keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Wikki Tourists may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sani Ibrahim is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Abdullahi Mohammad knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Abdullahi Mohammad trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

When it matters, Ahmad Nafiu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Wikki Tourists and Mohammed Faisal are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

61 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ahmad Lamido puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Abdullahi Usman

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Abdullahi Usman will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Wikki Tourists the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sani Ibrahim is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ahmad Nafiu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Haruna Aliyu gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Haruna Aliyu is on it.

Market

The Shuaibu Ibrahim story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Shuaibu Ibrahim signs something — a contract at Wikki Tourists or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief