Nolan Norris

Left Back - Portland Timbers
16 Apr 2037
Thursday
Process

Marked for Nolan Norris

535 Edition

The Portland Timbers Gazette

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Kevin Kelsy out for 32 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Portland Timbers will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fede

83 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Portland Timbers lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Nolan Norris: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Portland Timbers have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

Back issues
512 Edition

The Portland Timbers Gazette

19 May 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Moses Amasi breaks a bone — 70 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 70 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

José Luis Caicedo, 34, rolls back the years — 7.81

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.81 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

José Luis Caicedo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portland Timbers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Patrick Meling

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Patrick Meling will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Portland Timbers the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Nolan Norris shuts the door

Defensive actions: 24, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Adrian Wibowo

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Kevin Kelsy was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.73. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Jimer Fory falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Kevin Kelsy the difference as Portland Timbers beat Colorado Rapids

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Kevin Kelsy. 1‑0 against Colorado Rapids, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

503 Edition

The Portland Timbers Gazette

17 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Moses Amasi breaks a bone — 135 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 135 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Portland Timbers

Juan Mosquera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Kevin Lugo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Portland Timbers against Minnesota United FC

1‑2 to Minnesota United FC, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Kevin Lugo at his very best

Marked 8.83. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Portland Timbers.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Adrian Wibowo

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Trey Muse gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Toronto FC expected to open talks for Evan Bouttier

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Portland Timbers will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Market

The José Luis Caicedo talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Portland Timbers know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

480 Edition

The Portland Timbers Gazette

8 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

David Da Costa damages knee ligaments — 69 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 69 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Mark Wright has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Portland Timbers can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Portland Timbers

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Only the photograph left for Evan Bouttier

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Evan Bouttier will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Portland Timbers the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

José Luis Caicedo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portland Timbers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nolan Norris signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Nolan Norris commits to Portland Timbers for another 3 years.

In brief

479 Edition

The Portland Timbers Gazette

1 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

David Da Costa damages knee ligaments — 76 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 76 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Nolan Norris says Portland Timbers went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Patrick Meling puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portland Timbers, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

476 Edition

The Portland Timbers Gazette

10 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for David Da Costa

97 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Portland Timbers lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Nolan Norris shuts the door

Defensive actions: 37, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Trey Muse

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Eduard Atuesta, 38, rolls back the years — 7.88

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.88 at 38, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Evan Bouttier has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Portland Timbers they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Portland Timbers

José Luis Caicedo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Cole Bassett

24 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Kevin Lugo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Portland Timbers find a way past LA Galaxy

LA Galaxy made Portland Timbers work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

475 Edition

The Portland Timbers Gazette

3 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for David Da Costa

104 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Portland Timbers lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Nolan Norris

Defensive actions: 28. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

José Luis Caicedo, 33, rolls back the years — 8.14

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.14 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Cole Bassett

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 26 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Market

David Da Costa wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Portland Timbers hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

José Luis Caicedo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portland Timbers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Adrian Wibowo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Portland Timbers training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kevin Lugo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Kevin Kelsy the difference as Portland Timbers beat Colorado Rapids

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Kevin Kelsy. 1‑0 against Colorado Rapids, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief