Ivan Sorochinskiy

Goalkeeper - Torpedo Miass
23 Oct 2035
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Ivan Sorochinskiy

482 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

22 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Seppe Vandenberghe

34 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Seppe Vandenberghe asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Nikita Poberezhny says Torpedo Miass went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Maxim Shilov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Lias Tolf falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Torpedo Miass get the job done against Irtysh

A 1‑0 win over Irtysh, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Denis Rubanov at his very best

Marked 8.02. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Torpedo Miass.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Salvatore Borrelli

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

Back issues
481 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Seppe Vandenberghe

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Only the photograph left for Seppe Vandenberghe

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Seppe Vandenberghe will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Davide Facchetti asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Torpedo Miass — 7.92

1 for Ryan Pharel Kouam, marked 7.92, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Boardroom

Seppe Vandenberghe signs for Baltika while still at Torpedo Miass

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Seppe Vandenberghe has agreed terms with Baltika for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ivan Sorochinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Semyon Stolbov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Albian Vargas wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Torpedo Miass know it.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

In brief

478 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

24 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Seppe Vandenberghe hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Torpedo Miass sink to position 6

10 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

Torpedo Miass are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 8 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Market

Maxim Shilov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Seppe Vandenberghe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Arseny Belov ran the middle of the pitch — 7.86

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 13 combined actions and a mark of 7.86, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

Squad

Semyon Stolbov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Seppe Vandenberghe’s goal not enough for Torpedo Miass

Seppe Vandenberghe scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Rodina 2, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

One of those days for Seppe Vandenberghe

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.58, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

476 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

10 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Torpedo Miass spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Lev Ivanushkin breaks a bone — 27 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 27 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Denis Rubanov takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ivan Sorochinskiy

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Oliver Smith hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Market

The Strogino deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Lev Ivanushkin reports back to Torpedo Miass with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Match

Torpedo Miass are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 6 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Denis Rubanov among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Denis Rubanov on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Torpedo Miass and Dinamo Vladivostok.

Match

Denis Rubanov the difference as Torpedo Miass beat Dinamo Vladivostok

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Denis Rubanov. 4‑2 against Dinamo Vladivostok, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

475 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

3 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for Torpedo Miass

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Torpedo Miass are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass spell it out for Prokhor Galkin

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Prokhor Galkin has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Lev Ivanushkin breaks a bone — 34 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 34 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Torpedo Miass

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Torpedo Miass is running low.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Torpedo Miass

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Albian Vargas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Lias Tolf in trouble away from the ground

Every paper's favourite story and every manager's least. What happened is being dealt with internally, which is the phrase clubs use when they would rather nobody asked again.

Match

Torpedo Miass leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

468 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

16 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

Anger at Torpedo Miass spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Lev Ivanushkin breaks a bone — 83 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 83 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Nikolai Muratov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Miroslav Lyubimov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ivan Sorochinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Torpedo Miass

9 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Market

Torpedo Miass promote Nikita Sergeev from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Nikita Sergeev has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Pyotr Zabolotsky joins the Torpedo Miass first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Pyotr Zabolotsky is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Squad

Ryan Pharel Kouam falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

461 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

28 May 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Lev Ivanushkin breaks a bone — 132 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 132 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Seppe Vandenberghe puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Lias Tolf is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ryan Pharel Kouam is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Seppe Vandenberghe knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Seppe Vandenberghe trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

460 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

21 May 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

Anger at Torpedo Miass spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Lev Ivanushkin breaks a bone — 139 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 139 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Torpedo Miass

Position 6 and 16 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Foma Mitin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Miroslav Lyubimov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ivan Sorochinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

454 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

9 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Matei Ceuca puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ivan Sorochinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass are $6.8M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

Seppe Vandenberghe asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The clock does Vilmer Messing’s negotiating for him

2 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Torpedo Miass could ask drops and the wages Vilmer Messing can ask rise.

In brief

453 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

2 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass put Prokhor Galkin on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Vilmer Messing hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Torpedo Miass

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Lias Tolf has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$234.6K of the owner's money at Torpedo Miass

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ryan Pharel Kouam is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Seppe Vandenberghe knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Miass, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

The manager's exit leaves Eduard Lebedev exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Eduard Lebedev is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

In brief

447 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

19 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Torpedo Miass

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Torpedo Miass is running low.

Market

Nikolai Muratov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Lev Ivanushkin attracts admirers

The name of Lev Ivanushkin has come up in conversations Torpedo Miass were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ryan Pharel Kouam is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Radomir Molchanov has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Torpedo Miass know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

In brief

446 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

12 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Hayk Grigoryan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Torpedo Miass lose Daan Maas

42 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Matei Ceuca out for 43 days

The medical room confirms 43 days on the sidelines for Matei Ceuca, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ivan Sorochinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

Ryan Pharel Kouam falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass are $7.0M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Market

The clock does Vilmer Messing’s negotiating for him

4 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Torpedo Miass could ask drops and the wages Vilmer Messing can ask rise.

Market

Radomir Molchanov joins Torpedo Miass on a free

No fee and no drama: Radomir Molchanov has signed at Torpedo Miass, and the wage bill is the only line that moved.

In brief

444 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

29 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

Anger at Torpedo Miass spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Torpedo Miass

Position 6 and 16 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Vilmer Messing asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Miroslav Lyubimov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ivan Sorochinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Lev Ivanushkin again

The phone has started ringing about Lev Ivanushkin again, and this time the name on the line is Zenit Penza. Torpedo Miass are listening politely and promising nothing.

Boardroom

131% of the income goes out in wages at Torpedo Miass

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Ryan Pharel Kouam falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Orel are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Torpedo Miass will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

443 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

22 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Torpedo Miass boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Mikhail Zubkov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Maxim Shilov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hayk Grigoryan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Semyon Stolbov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Torpedo Miass will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

440 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

1 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ignas Valskis

18 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Torpedo Miass has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Torpedo Miass sink to position 6

16 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Vilmer Messing hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

The season belongs to Daan Maas

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Torpedo Miass have had the benefit of it.

Market

Miroslav Lyubimov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

134% of the income goes out in wages at Torpedo Miass

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ryan Pharel Kouam is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

439 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

25 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ignas Valskis

25 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Torpedo Miass boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Nikita Poberezhny: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Torpedo Miass have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

437 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

11 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ignas Valskis

39 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Hayk Grigoryan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Maxim Shilov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ivan Sorochinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

Hayk Grigoryan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

436 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

4 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ignas Valskis

46 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Prokhor Galkin has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Torpedo Miass can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Torpedo Miass

Position 6 and 16 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Vilmer Messing hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Torpedo Miass

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Miroslav Lyubimov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$216.3K of the owner's money at Torpedo Miass

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Boardroom

126% of the income goes out in wages at Torpedo Miass

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

433 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

13 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ignas Valskis

67 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Hayk Grigoryan asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Maxim Shilov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ivan Sorochinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

Hayk Grigoryan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

432 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

6 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ignas Valskis

74 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Torpedo Miass

Position 7 and 16 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass put Prokhor Galkin on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Vilmer Messing asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Torpedo Miass

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Miroslav Lyubimov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Denis Rubanov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Denis Rubanov commits to Torpedo Miass for another 3 years.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$185.1K of the owner's money at Torpedo Miass

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

In brief

430 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

23 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ignas Valskis

88 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Only the photograph left for Lev Ivanushkin

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lev Ivanushkin will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Evgeny Lopatko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hayk Grigoryan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Torpedo Miass and Daan Maas are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

429 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

16 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ignas Valskis

95 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Hayk Grigoryan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Maxim Shilov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Maxim Shilov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ivan Sorochinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Torpedo Miass come up short against Irtysh

Irtysh left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Semyon Stolbov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ivan Sorochinskiy

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass are $6.8M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Market

Still no ink between Torpedo Miass and Lias Tolf

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Torpedo Miass, another week without a signature from Lias Tolf.

In brief

426 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

25 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ignas Valskis

116 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Matei Ceuca asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Lev Ivanushkin is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Nobody wants to play Torpedo Miass right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Semyon Stolbov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Lias Tolf in the eights

A performance of 8.56 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Lias Tolf the difference as Torpedo Miass beat Murom

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Lias Tolf. 1‑0 against Murom, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

No hiding place for Arseny Belov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Arseny Belov, and the manager let it.

In brief

425 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

18 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ignas Valskis

123 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Hayk Grigoryan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Hayk Grigoryan at 21 — 8.37

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Hayk Grigoryan did not need any: 8.37, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Cherepovets watching Lev Ivanushkin

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Torpedo Miass have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ivan Sorochinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Semyon Stolbov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Torpedo Miass see off Rodina 2

Three points for Torpedo Miass, 2‑1 the final word against Rodina 2 in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The terraces

Torpedo Miass supporters have found a favourite in Hayk Grigoryan

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 21-year-old it feels ownership of. Hayk Grigoryan has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

Lias Tolf gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

423 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

4 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ignas Valskis

137 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Grigory Ladin out for 14 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Torpedo Miass will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass put Prokhor Galkin on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The Torpedo Miass board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Denis Rubanov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Torpedo Miass boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

No end in sight to Torpedo Miass's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Torpedo Miass has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Eduard Lebedev asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ivan Sorochinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

422 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

28 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ignas Valskis

144 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Grigory Ladin out for 21 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Torpedo Miass will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Matei Ceuca puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Torpedo Miass turn down Kosmos for Lev Ivanushkin

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

No end in sight to Torpedo Miass's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Torpedo Miass has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Semyon Stolbov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Torpedo Miass come up short against Irtysh

Irtysh left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

The Maxim Shilov conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Alania will make the call about Maxim Shilov this week. Torpedo Miass have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

419 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

7 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Grigory Ladin out for 42 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Torpedo Miass will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass put Prokhor Galkin on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Fabrizio Gai asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The Torpedo Miass board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Denis Rubanov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

A chastening introduction for Maxim Shilov — 5.40

It is a hard way to meet a crowd. Marked 5.40 on the day he was handed the shirt, and the important thing now is what the next one looks like.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ivan Sorochinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Hervé Picard attracts admirers

The name of Hervé Picard has come up in conversations Torpedo Miass were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Boardroom

The owner puts $151.3K into Torpedo Miass

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

In brief

418 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

31 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Grigory Ladin out for 49 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Torpedo Miass will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Matei Ceuca asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Hayk Grigoryan at 21 — 8.86

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Hayk Grigoryan did not need any: 8.86, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Ignas Valskis, 35, rolls back the years — 8.07

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.07 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Eyes on Lev Ivanushkin again

The phone has started ringing about Lev Ivanushkin again, and this time the name on the line is Torpedo Vladimir. Torpedo Miass are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Home is on Fabrizio Gai's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Torpedo Miass are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Torpedo Miass get the job done against Rodina 2

A 3‑1 win over Rodina 2, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Fabrizio Gai falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

416 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

17 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Grigory Ladin out for 63 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Torpedo Miass will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Eduard Lebedev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Miroslav Lyubimov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Miroslav Lyubimov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

4 matches without a win for Torpedo Miass

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Torpedo Miass are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ryan Pharel Kouam was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

7 academy players handed senior numbers at Torpedo Miass

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Squad

Semyon Stolbov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Torpedo Miass are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

A bad afternoon for Torpedo Miass against Dinamo Vladivostok

1‑2 to Dinamo Vladivostok, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

412 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

19 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Grigory Ladin out for 91 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Torpedo Miass will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Torpedo Miass up to position 2

23 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Torpedo Miass turn down KDV Tomsk for Lev Ivanushkin

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Hervé Picard hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Eyes on Denis Rubanov again

The phone has started ringing about Denis Rubanov again, and this time the name on the line is Sochi. Torpedo Miass are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Fabrizio Gai falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The Torpedo Miass debt reaches $6.2M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

When it matters, Denis Rubanov plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

411 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

12 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Grigory Ladin out for 98 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Torpedo Miass will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Torpedo Miass

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Miroslav Lyubimov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ivan Sorochinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fabrizio Gai is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Fabrizio Gai

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fabrizio Gai, and the manager let it.

In brief

409 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

29 May 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Grigory Ladin out for 112 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Torpedo Miass will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Hayk Grigoryan asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Fabrizio Gai wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Torpedo Miass know it.

In brief

408 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

22 May 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Grigory Ladin out for 119 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Torpedo Miass will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Torpedo Miass are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 23 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Hervé Picard puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Fabrizio Gai falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The Torpedo Miass debt reaches $6.2M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

402 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

10 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fabrizio Gai

26 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Lev Ivanushkin has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ivan Sorochinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Fabrizio Gai

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Uladzimir Arlouski falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

401 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

3 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fabrizio Gai

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Prokhor Galkin has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Torpedo Miass can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Torpedo Miass

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Hayk Grigoryan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$163.7K of the owner's money at Torpedo Miass

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Uladzimir Arlouski is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Torpedo Miass and Denis Rubanov are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Boardroom

Wages eat 87% of everything Torpedo Miass earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

395 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

20 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Lev Ivanushkin damages knee ligaments — 88 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 88 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Torpedo Miass

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Torpedo Miass is running low.

Market

Sigurd Rosted puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Miroslav Lyubimov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Miroslav Lyubimov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Eyes on Lev Ivanushkin again

The phone has started ringing about Lev Ivanushkin again, and this time the name on the line is Strogino. Torpedo Miass are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

394 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

13 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Lev Ivanushkin damages knee ligaments — 95 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 95 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ivan Sorochinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fabrizio Gai is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Market

Veles expected to open talks for Lev Ivanushkin

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Torpedo Miass will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Denis Rubanov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Torpedo Miass will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

388 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

2 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass spell it out for Prokhor Galkin

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Prokhor Galkin has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Match

Torpedo Miass are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 23 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Boardroom

The Torpedo Miass board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

The season belongs to Denis Rubanov

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Torpedo Miass have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Nikita Poberezhny keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Torpedo Miass may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Grigory Ladin stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Grigory Ladin and Torpedo Miass agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Ivan Sorochinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $181.3K into Torpedo Miass

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass are $6.5M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

387 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

26 Dec 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Torpedo Miass

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Fabrizio Gai asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ivan Sorochinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief