Ivan Pchelintsev

Striker - Metallurg
23 Oct 2035
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Ivan Pchelintsev

482 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

22 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Denis Yershov scores twice — 8.66

Two goals and a mark of 8.66 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Tempers go at Metallurg

Daniil Shapko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Metallurg get the job done against Rodina M

A 2‑0 win over Rodina M, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Trevor Mokwena

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Metallurg keep their word to Jonathan Engen

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Squad

Ivan Pchelintsev dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Player ratings

Ilnur Badrtdinov shuts the door

Defensive actions: 12, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Boris Parsegov

12 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Market

Daniil Grigorjev linked with a move away

The name of Daniil Grigorjev keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Metallurg say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

Back issues
479 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

1 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Daniil Shapko out for 17 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Metallurg will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Metallurg let it slip despite Trevor Mokwena

Trevor Mokwena had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Zenit Penza were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Player ratings

Both of them Trevor Mokwena's — 8.44

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.44, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

4 matches without a win for Metallurg

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Metallurg are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Daniil Shapko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metallurg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages eat 204% of everything Metallurg earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

No hiding place for Vladislav Agalakov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vladislav Agalakov, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Metallurg cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Match

Honours even between Metallurg and Zenit Penza

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

478 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

24 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Daniil Shapko out for 24 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Metallurg will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Metallurg

Daniil Shapko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Daniil Grigorjev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Metallurg and Salyut take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Metallurg pick somebody else ahead of Vladislav Agalakov

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Market

Daniil Grigorjev linked with a move away

The name of Daniil Grigorjev keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Metallurg say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

477 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

17 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Metallurg has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Daniil Shapko breaks a bone — 31 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 31 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Artem Ntumba scores twice — 8.42

Two goals and a mark of 8.42 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Mark Anokhin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Metallurg, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Pavel Tabolin

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Pavel Tabolin will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Metallurg the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Metallurg

Daniil Shapko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ivan Pchelintsev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Metallurg share the spoils with Kvant

A 2‑2 draw with Kvant leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Metallurg pick somebody else ahead of Vladislav Agalakov

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

472 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

13 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ilnur Badrtdinov damages knee ligaments — 18 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 18 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Daniil Shapko breaks a bone — 66 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 66 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Arkady Gyulushanyan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Metallurg, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Trevor Mokwena yet — 8.62

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.62 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

Jonathan Engen sends Metallurg past Spartak Tambov

It finished 3‑2, and it was Jonathan Engen’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Metallurg.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Metallurg

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Tempers go at Metallurg

Gabriel Gaglioti was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Jonathan Engen was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.66. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

No hiding place for Ivan Pchelintsev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ivan Pchelintsev, and the manager let it.

In brief

445 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

5 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Metallurg has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Rodion Dyachkov has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Metallurg can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Evgeny Cheryshev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Metallurg, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

An order from above at Metallurg: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Ivan Pchelintsev signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ivan Pchelintsev and Metallurg agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Metallurg

Daniil Shapko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jonathan Engen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Metallurg and Boris Parsegov are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

The manager's exit leaves Arkady Gyulushanyan exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Arkady Gyulushanyan is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

In brief

438 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

18 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jacopo Binotto puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Metallurg, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Daniil Shapko

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Vildan Yermilov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Metallurg they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Anton Wolf keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Metallurg may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

No end in sight to Metallurg's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Metallurg has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Metallurg

Daniil Shapko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Metallurg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vladislav Agalakov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Ivan Pchelintsev rescues a point for Metallurg

It needed Ivan Pchelintsev to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Salyut, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

The Daniil Grigorjev question follows Metallurg around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Daniil Grigorjev’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

437 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

11 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Metallurg spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Boris Parsegov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Metallurg is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Vladislav Agalakov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Ivan Pchelintsev’s goal not enough for Metallurg

Ivan Pchelintsev scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Kvant, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Tempers go at Metallurg

Jacopo Binotto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Daniil Shapko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Trevor Mokwena runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

No place for Vildan Yermilov on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Metallurg pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Ilnur Badrtdinov

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

436 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

4 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Metallurg

Position 11 and 17 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Metallurg

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Metallurg is running low.

Squad

Tempers go at Metallurg

Daniil Shapko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ivan Pchelintsev’s goal not enough for Metallurg

Ivan Pchelintsev scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Ryazan, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for Vladislav Agalakov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vladislav Agalakov, and the manager let it.

Squad

A promise honoured for Ilnur Badrtdinov

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Metallurg told Ilnur Badrtdinov something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

Daniil Grigorjev named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Daniil Grigorjev is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Player ratings

An afternoon Shamil Aidarov will want back

Marked 5.42. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Mark Anokhin

Marked 5.65, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

434 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

20 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Only the photograph left for Vildan Yermilov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vildan Yermilov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Metallurg the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Maxim Borisov asks to leave Metallurg

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Metallurg

Daniil Shapko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Metallurg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vladislav Agalakov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Daniil Grigorjev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for Metallurg against Dinamo Bryansk

0‑1 to Dinamo Bryansk, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Boris Parsegov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Metallurg will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Daniil Grigorjev

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ivan Pchelintsev

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

433 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

13 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Metallurg spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

A brace, and Daniil Grigorjev takes the afternoon — 8.94

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Daniil Grigorjev provided it, and the 8.94 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Only the photograph left for Boris Parsegov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Boris Parsegov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Metallurg the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Daniil Shapko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metallurg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Vladislav Agalakov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Metallurg see off Dinamo St Petersburg

Three points for Metallurg, 2‑0 the final word against Dinamo St Petersburg in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Shamil Aidarov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between Metallurg and Trevor Mokwena

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Metallurg, another week without a signature from Trevor Mokwena.

Squad

Daniil Shapko has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Metallurg will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

431 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

30 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Metallurg

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Daniil Shapko keeps Metallurg in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Gabriele Muratori is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Metallurg is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Evgeny Cheryshev asks to leave Metallurg

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Maxim Borisov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Metallurg may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Daniil Shapko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metallurg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Vladislav Agalakov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

225% of the income goes out in wages at Metallurg

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

Metallurg cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

In brief

430 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

23 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Only the photograph left for Vildan Yermilov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vildan Yermilov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Metallurg the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

No end in sight to Metallurg's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Metallurg has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Strogino take the points off Metallurg

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Jacopo Binotto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metallurg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Boris Parsegov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Boris Parsegov, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Artem Ntumba in the eights

A performance of 8.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Metallurg pick somebody else ahead of Vladislav Agalakov

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Squad

Boris Parsegov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Metallurg will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Gabriele Muratori placed on the list

Metallurg have made Gabriele Muratori available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

429 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

16 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Metallurg spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Only the photograph left for Boris Parsegov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Boris Parsegov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Metallurg the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

No end in sight to Metallurg's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Metallurg has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

Metallurg to lose Boris Parsegov for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Boris Parsegov has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Daniil Shapko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metallurg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Vladislav Agalakov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ivan Pchelintsev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Metallurg and Trevor Mokwena are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Daniil Shapko has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Metallurg will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

427 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

2 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Sergei Zorin says Metallurg went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Ilnur Badrtdinov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ilnur Badrtdinov and Metallurg agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Daniil Shapko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metallurg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Artem Ntumba — 6.58

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 13 actions, 6.58, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Boardroom

Wages eat 208% of everything Metallurg earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Trevor Mokwena gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Orel take the points off Metallurg

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

Metallurg cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Market

Metallurg put Artem Ntumba up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Artem Ntumba may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

426 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

25 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Metallurg

A 1‑5 beating by Zenit Penza was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Tempers go at Metallurg

Daniil Shapko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Metallurg and Zenit Penza in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Words at Metallurg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vladislav Agalakov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Boris Parsegov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at Metallurg

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

A long afternoon for Daniil Shapko

Beaten 5 times, with 1 saves for company. Goalkeepers carry these scorelines on their record whoever actually caused them, which is the quiet injustice of the job.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Daniil Grigorjev

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Market

The Daniil Grigorjev question follows Metallurg around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Daniil Grigorjev’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

424 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

11 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Metallurg sink to position 12

6 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Anton Wolf hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Metallurg can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Metallurg

Daniil Shapko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Raid Bikmukhametov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Artem Ntumba takes the honours

Marked 7.60 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Metallurg had the best player on the pitch.

Match

Metallurg and Kvant take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

Still no ink between Metallurg and Jacopo Binotto

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Metallurg, another week without a signature from Jacopo Binotto.

Squad

When it matters, Vildan Yermilov plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Vladislav Agalakov story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Vladislav Agalakov signs something — a contract at Metallurg or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

421 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

21 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

Anger at Metallurg spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Metallurg through in the cup

A 1‑0 win over Volna, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Market

Sergei Zorin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Metallurg can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Pobeda join the queue for Vildan Yermilov

Add another name to the list: Pobeda have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Vildan Yermilov. The answer from Metallurg has not changed — yet.

Squad

Ilnur Badrtdinov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metallurg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Metallurg come up short against Dinamo Bryansk

Dinamo Bryansk left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Vladislav Agalakov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Jonathan Engen did the work nobody counts — 6.96

11 combined actions and 6.96. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Maxim Borisov

A mark of 7.61, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

In brief

417 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

24 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Metallurg spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Trevor Mokwena: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Metallurg have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Daniil Shapko

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Murom join the queue for Vildan Yermilov

Add another name to the list: Murom have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Vildan Yermilov. The answer from Metallurg has not changed — yet.

Squad

Daniil Shapko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metallurg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Vladislav Agalakov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Metallurg come up short against Strogino

Strogino left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Metallurg buy the years ahead of Sergei Zorin

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Market

No place for Matvey Zhirinovsky in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Matvey Zhirinovsky has his answer from Metallurg; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

416 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

17 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Metallurg count the cost of losing Gabriele Muratori

55 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Metallurg

6 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Words at Metallurg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vladislav Agalakov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Jacopo Binotto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metallurg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Maksim Kovalev steps up from the Metallurg academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Maksim Kovalev has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Stepan Timofeyev joins the Metallurg first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Stepan Timofeyev is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Anatoly Drozdov joins the Metallurg first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Anatoly Drozdov is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Tikhon Moiseev joins the Metallurg first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Tikhon Moiseev is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ivan Pchelintsev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

405 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

1 May 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Denis Semin damages knee ligaments — 103 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 103 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Metallurg

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Metallurg is running low.

The terraces

Anger at Metallurg spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Daniil Shapko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metallurg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Maxim Borisov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Ivan Pchelintsev loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Ivan Pchelintsev's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

In brief

389 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

9 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Daniil Shapko signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Daniil Shapko commits to Metallurg for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Metallurg

Daniil Shapko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jonathan Engen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Metallurg find a way past Rotor 2

Rotor 2 made Metallurg work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

No hiding place for Raid Bikmukhametov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Raid Bikmukhametov, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ivan Pchelintsev was the difference for Metallurg

Marked 7.83. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Market

Still no ink between Metallurg and Boris Parsegov

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Metallurg, another week without a signature from Boris Parsegov.

Player ratings

Jonathan Engen was immovable

16 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Market

Daniil Grigorjev linked with a move away

The name of Daniil Grigorjev keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Metallurg say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

387 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

26 Dec 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ilnur Badrtdinov damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Metallurg

A 0‑4 beating by Zenit Penza was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Vsevolod Chistov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Metallurg may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Metallurg

Ilnur Badrtdinov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

184% of the income goes out in wages at Metallurg

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

No hiding place for Vladislav Agalakov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vladislav Agalakov, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Metallurg

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Metallurg debt reaches $7.6M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Player ratings

Artem Ntumba runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

386 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

19 Dec 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ilnur Badrtdinov damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Metallurg

Dmitry Savin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Dmitry Savin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dmitry Savin, and the manager let it.

Squad

When it matters, Boris Parsegov plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Still no ink between Metallurg and Jacopo Binotto

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Metallurg, another week without a signature from Jacopo Binotto.

Match

No goals between Metallurg and Salyut

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Salyut will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

385 Edition

The Metallurg Courier

12 Dec 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ilnur Badrtdinov damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Metallurg

Daniil Shapko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Metallurg see off Kvant

Three points for Metallurg, 2‑0 the final word against Kvant in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Daniil Shapko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Dmitry Savin

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Dmitry Savin.

Player ratings

Ivan Pchelintsev was the difference for Metallurg

Marked 7.98. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

In brief