Hermann Þór Ragnarsson

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31 Jul 2030
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Hermann Þór Ragnarsson

208 Edition

The IBV Gazette

22 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at IBV, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

A brace, and Hermann Þór Ragnarsson takes the afternoon — 8.78

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Hermann Þór Ragnarsson provided it, and the 8.78 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

The dugout

Kari Bjarnason: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” IBV have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

No place for Amin Cosic in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Amin Cosic has his answer from IBV; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alex Freyr Hilmarsson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Amin Cosic

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson rescues a point for IBV

It needed Hermann Þór Ragnarsson to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Valur, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Words exchanged at IBV

Kari Bjarnason and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at IBV

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Daniel Lustig was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

Back issues
207 Edition

The IBV Gazette

15 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

A brace, and Hermann Þór Ragnarsson takes the afternoon — 9.11

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Hermann Þór Ragnarsson provided it, and the 9.11 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Amin Cosic runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

Ragnar Saevarsson says IBV went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

The dugout

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Match

IBV get the job done against Fylkir

A 3‑1 win over Fylkir, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

50 goals in the shirt for Hermann Þór Ragnarsson

50 for the club now, each one filed in somebody’s memory with a date and a scoreline. Numbers like this are what supporters argue about in twenty years.

Match

IBV at the halfway mark

Half the programme played, position 8, 16 on the board. Doubling it is the sum every supporter has done and the only one nobody at the club will do out loud.

Squad

A falling-out at IBV

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Rurik Ingason signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Rurik Ingason commits to IBV for another 3 years.

In brief

206 Edition

The IBV Gazette

8 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at IBV spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

IBV tear Fjolnir apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑1 against Fjolnir, and it could have been more.

Squad

A day Hermann Þór Ragnarsson will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Þorri Heiðar Bergmann is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at IBV is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Viggó Valgeirsson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IBV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Hermann Þór Ragnarsson

Marked 9.74 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Kristján Sindri Kristjánsson in the eights

A performance of 9.02 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The terraces

One of their own: Kristján Sindri Kristjánsson

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

In brief

  • Match IBV end the wait against Fjolnir
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Ville Kumpu
  • Boardroom IBV sign 6 boys into the academy
204 Edition

The IBV Gazette

24 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for IBV

0‑3 against Breidablik, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson asks to leave IBV

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

7 saves: Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

4 matches without a win for IBV

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around IBV are no longer polite ones.

Match

IBV are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Boardroom

Nobody left the IBV dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Emil Smarason signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Emil Smarason and IBV agree another 3 years.

The dugout

Ari Gudmundsson: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Words exchanged at IBV

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

203 Edition

The IBV Gazette

17 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson scores twice — 8.50

Two goals and a mark of 8.50 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

The dugout

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Match

IBV share the spoils with Stjarnan

A 2‑2 draw with Stjarnan leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Amin Cosic beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 15. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A row about effort at IBV

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Daniel Lustig was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Eiður Atli Rúnarsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Ari Gudmundsson: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 2‑2 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

The dugout

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at IBV, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

200 Edition

The IBV Gazette

27 May 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Chastening afternoon for IBV

A 1‑4 beating by FH was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at IBV, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Arnór Ingi Kristinsson runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alex Freyr Hilmarsson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alex Freyr Hilmarsson, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the IBV dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Runar Johannsson signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Runar Johannsson and IBV agree another 3 years.

The dugout

Ari Gudmundsson faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Ari Gudmundsson after 1‑4, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

Tempers go at IBV

Andri Skulason was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

196 Edition

The IBV Gazette

29 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

IBV are in real trouble now

Position 10, 12 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson asks to leave IBV

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at IBV

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Daniel Lustig was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

When it matters, Þorri Heiðar Bergmann plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Viggó Valgeirsson question follows IBV around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Viggó Valgeirsson’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Olafur Skulason: another 12 days

The comeback has moved again. The medical staff will not give a new date and the manager has stopped asking for one.

The dugout

Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

In brief

195 Edition

The IBV Gazette

22 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” IBV have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

The dugout

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Transfer targets

IBV rebuffed over Gabriele Zanini

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Breidablik have kept their man, and IBV go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A falling-out at IBV

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at IBV

6 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

When it matters, Eiður Atli Rúnarsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at IBV, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson linked with a move away

The name of Hermann Þór Ragnarsson keeps appearing in other people's back pages. IBV say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Still no signature from Amin Cosic

4 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what IBV could get for him.

In brief

193 Edition

The IBV Gazette

8 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

IBV put Ari Gudmundsson on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at IBV, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The IBV board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Only the photograph left for Eiður Atli Rúnarsson

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Eiður Atli Rúnarsson will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around IBV the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 6 signed and 6 gone

That is the business done at IBV until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Boardroom

Jóhann Ægir Arnarsson will join IBV for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Jóhann Ægir Arnarsson has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means IBV have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

IBV lose Vidar Johannsson

43 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at IBV

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

A long bet from IBV on Ragnar Saevarsson

He is 18, and nobody at IBV signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

191 Edition

The IBV Gazette

25 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

IBV turn down Fjolnir for Þorri Heiðar Bergmann

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

The dugout

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Transfer targets

IBV rebuffed over Gabriele Zanini

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Breidablik have kept their man, and IBV go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Hermann Þór Ragnarsson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Teo Reeh signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Teo Reeh commits to IBV for another 3 years.

Squad

A falling-out at IBV

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at IBV

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

When it matters, Eiður Atli Rúnarsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Viggó Valgeirsson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Viggó Valgeirsson signs something — a contract at IBV or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

190 Edition

The IBV Gazette

18 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the IBV board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at IBV

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at IBV is running low.

Market

Þorri Heiðar Bergmann is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at IBV is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IBV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

When it matters, Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at IBV, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Ville Kumpu still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at IBV would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

Market

The Hermann Þór Ragnarsson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Hermann Þór Ragnarsson signs something — a contract at IBV or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Gustas Jarusevičius runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs IBV money.

In brief

186 Edition

The IBV Gazette

18 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at IBV has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at IBV

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at IBV is running low.

Market

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson has said yes to IA

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. IBV have lost him in all but the paperwork.

The dugout

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” IBV have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

25 days out for Stefan Sigurdsson after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. IBV will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Ville Kumpu arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Ville Kumpu has, at IBV, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

No place for Kristján Sindri Kristjánsson in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation IBV are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

Squad

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IBV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

A long bet from IBV on Andri Skulason

He is 17, and nobody at IBV signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

184 Edition

The IBV Gazette

4 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

IBV put Ari Gudmundsson on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Match

Every point is an argument now for IBV

Position 10 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Marcel Zapytowski hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IBV can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

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Squad

Tempers go at IBV

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Alex Freyr Hilmarsson loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Alex Freyr Hilmarsson's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

The dugout

Viggó Valgeirsson has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at IBV will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Hermann Þór Ragnarsson trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

IBV and Gustas Jarusevičius are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

183 Edition

The IBV Gazette

28 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IBV can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

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Squad

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IBV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

When it matters, Eiður Atli Rúnarsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

A row about effort at IBV

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jake Griffin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

182 Edition

The IBV Gazette

21 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at IBV spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at IBV

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at IBV is running low.

Market

Oddgeir Ingi Friðbjörnsson asks to leave IBV

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A falling-out at IBV

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at IBV, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

A row about effort at IBV

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jake Griffin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Þorri Heiðar Bergmann gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Þorri Heiðar Bergmann is on it.

Market

The Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson question follows IBV around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

179 Edition

The IBV Gazette

31 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IBV can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

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The dugout

When it matters, Eiður Atli Rúnarsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Jake Griffin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Pétur Dan Gunnarsson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Hermann Þór Ragnarsson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Hermann Þór Ragnarsson signs something — a contract at IBV or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

176 Edition

The IBV Gazette

10 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

IBV are in real trouble now

Position 10, 12 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around IBV they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Tempers go at IBV

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

When it matters, Viggó Valgeirsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

A row about effort at IBV

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jake Griffin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

The Viggó Valgeirsson talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. IBV know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

The clock does Gustas Jarusevičius’s negotiating for him

4 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee IBV could ask drops and the wages Gustas Jarusevičius can ask rise.

Squad

The training reports on Jake Griffin are not good

A bad Saturday is forgiven; a bad Tuesday is chosen. Standards have slipped and in a building where everybody watches everybody, it has been noticed.

In brief

175 Edition

The IBV Gazette

3 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

IBV spell it out for Ari Gudmundsson

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Ari Gudmundsson has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at IBV, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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Market

Alex Freyr Hilmarsson is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at IBV has been clear about where Alex Freyr Hilmarsson stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IBV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Eiður Atli Rúnarsson is on it.

Squad

The armband comes off Alex Freyr Hilmarsson

IBV will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

The dugout

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Eiður Atli Rúnarsson trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Still no ink between IBV and Gustas Jarusevičius

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at IBV, another week without a signature from Gustas Jarusevičius.

In brief

173 Edition

The IBV Gazette

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words exchanged at IBV

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at IBV will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Words at IBV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jake Griffin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

171 Edition

The IBV Gazette

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

IBV spell it out for Ari Gudmundsson

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Ari Gudmundsson has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IBV can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

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Squad

Alex Freyr Hilmarsson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alex Freyr Hilmarsson and IBV agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Viggó Valgeirsson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IBV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

When it matters, Eiður Atli Rúnarsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Amin Cosic loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Amin Cosic's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

Squad

IBV take the armband off Milan Jezdimirović

It will be explained as a change for the team and it may even be one. Nobody who has worn one believes that, and neither does the man who has just had it taken away.

Market

Still no ink between IBV and Gustas Jarusevičius

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at IBV, another week without a signature from Gustas Jarusevičius.

In brief

170 Edition

The IBV Gazette

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at IBV spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Oddgeir Ingi Friðbjörnsson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IBV can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at IBV

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Hermann Þór Ragnarsson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A falling-out at IBV

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at IBV

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jake Griffin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Þorri Heiðar Bergmann has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at IBV will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson question follows IBV around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Ari Petersen knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ari Petersen trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

169 Edition

The IBV Gazette

22 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” IBV may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at IBV

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at IBV will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

167 Edition

The IBV Gazette

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Milan Jezdimirović stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Milan Jezdimirović and IBV agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

A promise honoured at IBV

Something was said to Amin Cosic and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Squad

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IBV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Aleksa Čolović told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Aleksa Čolović has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at IBV.

The dugout

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Eiður Atli Rúnarsson is on it.

The dugout

Aleksa Čolović gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Eiður Atli Rúnarsson trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Words at IBV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jake Griffin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

IBV pull $2.0M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

In brief

165 Edition

The IBV Gazette

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Arnor Adalsteinsson

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. IBV lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Amin Cosic asks to leave IBV

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

A brace, and Hermann Þór Ragnarsson takes the afternoon — 8.51

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Hermann Þór Ragnarsson provided it, and the 8.51 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

The dugout

Marcel Zapytowski: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” IBV have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for IBV

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Player ratings

Arnór Ingi Kristinsson beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

IBV get the job done against Fjolnir

A 3‑2 win over Fjolnir, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Amin Cosic

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Eiður Atli Rúnarsson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

163 Edition

The IBV Gazette

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson keeps IBV in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Aleksa Čolović puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at IBV, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Viggó Valgeirsson signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Viggó Valgeirsson and IBV agree another 4 years.

Match

Breidablik take the points off IBV

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Amin Cosic needs a bigger stage

He is doing things every Saturday that nobody around him can answer. It is flattering for a season and a problem after that, and IBV know which stage they are at.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Arnór Ingi Kristinsson

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑3 defeat, delivered by Ari Gudmundsson to a room that had heard them before.

Squad

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IBV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Eiður Atli Rúnarsson is on it.

In brief

161 Edition

The IBV Gazette

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Nowhere to hide for IBV

1‑5 against Vikingur, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

6 goals as IBV and Vikingur go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between IBV and Vikingur, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Transfer targets

Deadline beats IBV to Viktor Örlygur Andrason

The clock did what Vikingur would not, and ended it. Supporters who watched the countdown will spend the next window doing it again.

Boardroom

Nobody left the IBV dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Ari Gudmundsson faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Ari Gudmundsson after 1‑5, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Þorri Heiðar Bergmann gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

When it matters, Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Hermann Þór Ragnarsson trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

159 Edition

The IBV Gazette

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to IBV's wait for a win

15 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at IBV has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson stands alone

9 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Transfer targets

IBV agree $1.4M for Sveinn Margeir Hauksson

The clubs have shaken hands with Vikingur; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Player ratings

Arnór Ingi Kristinsson beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 20. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

A bad afternoon for IBV against FH

0‑2 to FH, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Hermann Þór Ragnarsson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hermann Þór Ragnarsson, and the manager let it.

Squad

Aleksa Čolović signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Aleksa Čolović commits to IBV for another 3 years.

Looking ahead

A six-pointer for IBV

Leiknir next, and both sides can do the sum. Win and the table looks different; lose and it looks the way everybody has been fearing.

The dugout

Ari Gudmundsson faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Ari Gudmundsson after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

158 Edition

The IBV Gazette

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

14 matches without a win for IBV

The run now stands at 14, and the questions being asked around IBV are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

Anger at IBV spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson agrees terms with Stjarnan

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around IBV people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Viktor Örlygur Andrason is a medical away from IBV

The deal with Vikingur is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Stefan Alexander Ljubičić rejects the move

IBV had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Keflavik, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Transfer targets

IBV rebuffed over Sveinn Margeir Hauksson

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Vikingur have kept their man, and IBV go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Player ratings

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson scored one and made one — 7.97

Two of the goals had his name somewhere on them, which is the afternoon a manager wants from anybody asked to both create and finish. 7.97, and 2 involvements.

Transfer targets

Too dear: IBV walk away from Atli Þór Jónasson

$110.0K was the most the club would pay and Vikingur were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

155 Edition

The IBV Gazette

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for IBV

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Both of them Hermann Þór Ragnarsson's — 8.54

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.54, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

IBV are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Fylkir take the points off IBV

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

Halfway: IBV sit in position 12

4 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 2‑3 Ari Gudmundsson left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Milan Jezdimirović is still paying for one afternoon at IBV

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Squad

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IBV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Milan Jezdimirović will replay that one

1 error, one goal, and a night in front of the same three seconds. He will see it tonight, tomorrow and probably in February, and everybody who has played knows exactly which frame he keeps stopping on.

In brief

150 Edition

The IBV Gazette

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

The knee: Aleksa Čolović out for 40 days

40 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. IBV lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

The cup run ends for IBV

4‑5 against Keflavik, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Player ratings

Jakob Jansson scores twice — 8.63

Two goals and a mark of 8.63 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Arnor Adalsteinsson, 17, plays like he has been here for years — 8.21

A mark of 8.21 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 17-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Bjarki Björn Gunnarsson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around IBV they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

No end in sight to IBV's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at IBV has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at IBV

Viggó Valgeirsson and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

9 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about IBV and Keflavik in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief

149 Edition

The IBV Gazette

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Aleksa Čolović

47 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. IBV lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” IBV may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson keeps IBV in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

4 matches without a win for IBV

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around IBV are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Arnór Ingi Kristinsson runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

IBV come up short against Leiknir

Leiknir left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

A step back for Eiður Atli Rúnarsson at IBV

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

Squad

Daníel Tal Mikaelsson signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Daníel Tal Mikaelsson commits to IBV for another 4 years.

The dugout

Ari Gudmundsson answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

148 Edition

The IBV Gazette

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Aleksa Čolović damages knee ligaments — 54 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 54 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

A hiding for IBV

Beaten 0‑3 by FH, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Bjarki Björn Gunnarsson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IBV can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at IBV

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑3 defeat, delivered by Ari Gudmundsson to a room that had heard them before.

Squad

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IBV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

The form table has caught Marcel Zapytowski

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

When it matters, Viggó Valgeirsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

147 Edition

The IBV Gazette

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Aleksa Čolović

61 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. IBV lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Marcel Zapytowski gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Arnór Ingi Kristinsson beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 17. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Marcel Zapytowski wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and IBV will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Marcel Zapytowski

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

Match

Honours even between IBV and Keflavik

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

When it matters, Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Ari Gudmundsson on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Ari Gudmundsson after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Squad

Jake Griffin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

146 Edition

The IBV Gazette

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson keeps IBV in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 13 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

The knee: Aleksa Čolović out for 68 days

68 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. IBV lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Bjarki Björn Gunnarsson is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at IBV is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

IBV come up short against KR

KR left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Arnór Ingi Kristinsson was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 18. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Ari Gudmundsson answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

Words exchanged at IBV

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Marcel Zapytowski dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

The dugout

When it matters, Eiður Atli Rúnarsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

145 Edition

The IBV Gazette

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Aleksa Čolović out for 75 days

75 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. IBV lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson wins it after the whistle should have gone

90 minutes played. Hermann Þór Ragnarsson found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Valur went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Market

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IBV can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Graduation day at IBV

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Match

IBV get the job done against Valur

A 2‑1 win over Valur, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The terraces

IBV supporters have found a favourite in Viggó Valgeirsson

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Viggó Valgeirsson has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Market

One of our own: Alfred Finnbogason joins the IBV first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Alfred Finnbogason is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

IBV promote Olafur Bodvarsson from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Olafur Bodvarsson has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

144 Edition

The IBV Gazette

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Aleksa Čolović damages knee ligaments — 82 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 82 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Bjarki Björn Gunnarsson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IBV can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Aleksa Čolović stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Aleksa Čolović and IBV agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Marcel Zapytowski asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Jake Griffin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Bjarki Björn Gunnarsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

142 Edition

The IBV Gazette

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Aleksa Čolović

96 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. IBV lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Bjarki Björn Gunnarsson is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at IBV is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at IBV

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Eiður Atli Rúnarsson is on it.

Squad

Words at IBV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jake Griffin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The formation has left Gustas Jarusevičius behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. IBV will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jake Griffin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The manager makes Hermann Þór Ragnarsson a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at IBV. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

The dugout

Oddgeir Ingi Friðbjörnsson knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Oddgeir Ingi Friðbjörnsson trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

  • Market The window shut and Jakob Jansson is still in the building
  • Boardroom The IBV board choose calm
140 Edition

The IBV Gazette

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Aleksa Čolović out for 110 days

110 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. IBV lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Bjarki Björn Gunnarsson asks to leave IBV

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 0 signed and 5 gone

That is the business done at IBV until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Róbert Orri Þorkelsson

IBV asked and Vikingur said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Kari Bjarnason in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IBV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marcel Zapytowski loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Marcel Zapytowski. IBV will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

The dugout

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at IBV, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Jake Griffin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Bjarki Björn Gunnarsson has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at IBV will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

139 Edition

The IBV Gazette

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Aleksa Čolović out for 118 days

118 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. IBV lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Fjolnir watching Liam Daði Jeffs

The interest is real enough to have reached print. IBV have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Liam Daði Jeffs in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IBV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

When it matters, Stefán Þór S. Ágústsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at IBV, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Jake Griffin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Match IBV have something to play for
  • Squad Emil Smarason is not doing himself any favours
136 Edition

The IBV Gazette

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Liam Daði Jeffs asks to leave IBV

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

IBV bid $1.5M for Róbert Orri Þorkelsson

The offer went to Vikingur this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Marcel Zapytowski signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Marcel Zapytowski and IBV agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at IBV

Liam Daði Jeffs was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Victor Sandberg gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Liam Daði Jeffs has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at IBV will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Talks stall between IBV and Bjarki Björn Gunnarsson

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Words at IBV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jake Griffin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A promotion for Eiður Atli Rúnarsson

Not a new contract, not a new number: a new place in the manager’s thinking, which is the only promotion in football that actually matters. Eiður Atli Rúnarsson has moved up it.

In brief

133 Edition

The IBV Gazette

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Terms done: Liam Daði Jeffs is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Fjolnir waiting with a shirt. Nobody at IBV is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IBV can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Bjarki Björn Gunnarsson signs for Vikingur while still at IBV

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Bjarki Björn Gunnarsson has agreed terms with Vikingur for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Words exchanged at IBV

Liam Daði Jeffs and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Hermann Þór Ragnarsson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ingi Þór Lúðvíksson commits to IBV for another 3 years.

The dugout

Viggó Valgeirsson has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at IBV will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at IBV, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Viggó Valgeirsson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Viggó Valgeirsson signs something — a contract at IBV or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

132 Edition

The IBV Gazette

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Liam Daði Jeffs hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IBV can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” IBV have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at IBV

Liam Daði Jeffs was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

When it matters, Liam Daði Jeffs plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Words at IBV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jake Griffin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at IBV, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Hermann Þór Ragnarsson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Hermann Þór Ragnarsson signs something — a contract at IBV or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Boardroom

The window opens at IBV

A month in which every rumour is possible and most of them are nonsense. The manager has a list, the board has a number, and neither is telling the other the whole of it.

Market

Still no signature from Bjarki Björn Gunnarsson

6 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what IBV could get for him.

In brief

128 Edition

The IBV Gazette

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Liam Daði Jeffs hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IBV can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Oddgeir Ingi Friðbjörnsson says IBV went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at IBV

Vicente Valor and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

When it matters, Liam Daði Jeffs plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

A row about effort at IBV

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jake Griffin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Victor Sandberg asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Hermann Þór Ragnarsson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Hermann Þór Ragnarsson signs something — a contract at IBV or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Jake Griffin remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at IBV would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

Market

Still no signature from Bjarki Björn Gunnarsson

7 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what IBV could get for him.

In brief

125 Edition

The IBV Gazette

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson asks to leave IBV

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Sesar Örn Harðarson says IBV went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at IBV

Vicente Valor was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Hermann Þór Ragnarsson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hermann Þór Ragnarsson, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Viggó Valgeirsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Words at IBV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jake Griffin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

124 Edition

The IBV Gazette

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at IBV

Liam Daði Jeffs was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Liam Daði Jeffs has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at IBV will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Marcel Zapytowski knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at IBV, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jake Griffin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jake Griffin, and the manager let it.

Market

The Hermann Þór Ragnarsson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Hermann Þór Ragnarsson signs something — a contract at IBV or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Questions about Anton Frans Sigurðsson on the training pitch

The standards have slipped, and in a building where everybody watches everybody it has not gone unremarked. This is how a player loses a place before he loses one.

In brief

121 Edition

The IBV Gazette

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson asks to leave IBV

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at IBV

Vicente Valor was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Sesar Örn Harðarson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

120 Edition

The IBV Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Sesar Örn Harðarson asks to leave IBV

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Anton Frans Sigurðsson says IBV went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Viggó Valgeirsson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IBV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Marcel Zapytowski

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marcel Zapytowski, and the manager let it.

Squad

Marcel Zapytowski: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one IBV will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

The dugout

When it matters, Liam Daði Jeffs plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

118 Edition

The IBV Gazette

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” IBV have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Vicente Valor in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IBV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Vicente Valor gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Vicente Valor is on it.

The dugout

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Ari Petersen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Victor Sandberg is settling

A few words of the language, a friend at the next peg, and a training ground that has stopped feeling foreign. Nothing measurable, and everything visible on Saturdays.

In brief

117 Edition

The IBV Gazette

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Jake Griffin: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” IBV have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at IBV

Liam Daði Jeffs and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Liam Daði Jeffs

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Viggó Valgeirsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at IBV, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Words at IBV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jake Griffin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

116 Edition

The IBV Gazette

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at IBV

Vicente Valor and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Marcel Zapytowski

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Liam Daði Jeffs plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Liam Daði Jeffs knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at IBV, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Words at IBV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jake Griffin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Hermann Þór Ragnarsson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Hermann Þór Ragnarsson signs something — a contract at IBV or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

112 Edition

The IBV Gazette

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Hordur Eyjolfsson damages knee ligaments — 16 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 16 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Liam Daði Jeffs is carrying IBV

15 goals and a season average of 7.34. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Words exchanged at IBV

Vicente Valor and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

IBV rescue it on 95 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 95. IA had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

Player ratings

Arnór Ingi Kristinsson was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The form table has caught Marcel Zapytowski

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

Match

IBV share the spoils with IA

A 1‑1 draw with IA leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

When it matters, Liam Daði Jeffs plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Ari Gudmundsson on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Ari Gudmundsson after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

111 Edition

The IBV Gazette

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Hordur Eyjolfsson damages knee ligaments — 23 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 23 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Eiður Atli Rúnarsson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at IBV, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Hermann Þór Ragnarsson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Hermann Þór Ragnarsson and IBV agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Vicente Valor in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IBV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

One of their own: Liam Daði Jeffs

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Marcel Zapytowski

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

IBV find a way past Breidablik

Breidablik made IBV work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sesar Örn Harðarson

Marked 8.34 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Marcel Zapytowski has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and IBV will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief