Thomas Lotsberg

Central Midfielder - KFUM Oslo
2 Aug 2028
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Thomas Lotsberg

90 Edition

The KFUM Oslo Sentinel

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

9 matches without a win for KFUM Oslo

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around KFUM Oslo are no longer polite ones.

The dugout

Niklas Jensen Wassberg keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” KFUM Oslo may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Medical ends the Elias Sandøy Myrvågnes deal

Everything was agreed with another club and then the doctor spoke. KFUM Oslo have walked away from a signing on the advice of somebody who never saw him play, which is how it is supposed to work.

Player ratings

Oliver Braude beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 24. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Jasper Torkildsen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at KFUM Oslo this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Martin Vinjor falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

KFUM Oslo come up short against Bodo/Glimt

Bodo/Glimt left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

No hiding place for Fredrik Berglie

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fredrik Berglie, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Ole Haaland: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

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87 Edition

The Åsane Herald

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Herman Geelmuyden out for 108 days

108 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Åsane lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Tempers go at Åsane

Kristoffer Barmen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Åsane

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Peter Reinhardsen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Emanuel Grønner faces a manager he fell out with

They have worked together before and it did not end well. Nobody at Åsane expects the new manager to have forgotten, least of all Emanuel Grønner.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Kristoffer Velde

Åsane asked and San Diego Football Club said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Snorre Furnes

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Snorre Furnes, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Elias Hansborg-Sørensen is in the works

Åsane have made the call to FC Fredericia. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Thomas Lotsberg is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

Squad

Saverio Domanico is a square peg at Åsane

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

In brief

84 Edition

The Åsane Herald

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Felix Kutsche Eriksen sold, and an era ends

$7.8M from Molde for Felix Kutsche Eriksen. Money is money, but the dressing room has lost the man it looked to.

Boardroom

Ruben Riise has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Åsane can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Åsane board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Thomas Lotsberg asks to leave Åsane

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Lyn come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Åsane did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

The terraces

Åsane sell a favourite for $7.8M

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Felix Kutsche Eriksen was one of the reasons people came, and $7.8M does not replace that by itself.

Squad

Nobel Tesfazgyi Gebrezgi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Åsane this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Åsane

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Peter Reinhardsen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Åsane rebuffed over Julius Ødegaard

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. KFUM Oslo have kept their man, and Åsane go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

83 Edition

The Åsane Herald

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Felix Kutsche Eriksen has said yes to Molde

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Åsane have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Åsane turn down Stromsgodset for Peter Reinhardsen

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Jacob Dicko Eng hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Åsane can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Hassan Mohamed Yusuf attracts admirers

The name of Hassan Mohamed Yusuf has come up in conversations Åsane were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Boardroom

Hassan Mohamed Yusuf has agreed to leave Åsane for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Peter Reinhardsen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Åsane rebuffed over Sebastian Hansen

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Kongsvinger have kept their man, and Åsane go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Tempers go at Åsane

Charlie McCann was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Peter Reinhardsen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

79 Edition

The Åsane Herald

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Åsane

Kristoffer Barmen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Åsane training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Peter Reinhardsen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Thomas Lotsberg's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Åsane

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

Alexey Gorodovoy knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Åsane, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Patrick Bjørkli gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

78 Edition

The Åsane Herald

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Åsane board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Words exchanged at Åsane

Kristoffer Barmen and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Åsane training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Peter Reinhardsen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Alexey Gorodovoy asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Nobel Tesfazgyi Gebrezgi question follows Åsane around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Nobel Tesfazgyi Gebrezgi’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Thomas Lotsberg placed on the list

Åsane have made Thomas Lotsberg available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

77 Edition

The Åsane Herald

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Kristoffer Barmen out for 16 days

16 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Åsane lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Åsane boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Thomas Lotsberg puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Åsane, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Åsane

Nobel Tesfazgyi Gebrezgi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Sebastian Brudvik gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Åsane training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Steinegger is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

75 Edition

The Åsane Herald

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kristoffer Barmen damages knee ligaments — 30 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 30 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Ruben Riise has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Åsane can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Peter Reinhardsen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Malvin Ingebrigtsen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Talks stall between Åsane and Peter Reinhardsen

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Thomas Lotsberg's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Boardroom

Åsane counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Åsane now.

The dugout

Peter Reinhardsen asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Malvin Ingebrigtsen has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Åsane will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

73 Edition

The Åsane Herald

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kristoffer Barmen

44 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Åsane lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Åsane boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Thomas Lotsberg asks to leave Åsane

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Peter Reinhardsen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Åsane beat the market to David Lopes from Hødd

Hødd will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. David Lopes has pre-agreed a move to Åsane, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Squad

Herman Geelmuyden in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Åsane this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

72 Edition

The Åsane Herald

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kristoffer Barmen

51 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Åsane lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Åsane

Kristoffer Barmen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move David Steinegger would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. David Steinegger is living that version at Åsane, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

A row about effort at Åsane

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Peter Reinhardsen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Åsane beat the market to Marco Ribeiro from Odd

Odd will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Marco Ribeiro has pre-agreed a move to Åsane, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Market

Still no ink between Åsane and Kristoffer Barmen

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Åsane, another week without a signature from Kristoffer Barmen.

Market

Åsane sign David Steinegger, one for the future

David Steinegger is 20, and Åsane have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sebastian Brudvik

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Alexey Gorodovoy knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Åsane, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

71 Edition

The Åsane Herald

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kristoffer Barmen damages knee ligaments — 58 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 58 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Åsane spell it out for Ruben Riise

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Ruben Riise has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Alexey Gorodovoy puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Åsane, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

David Synstelien says Åsane went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Åsane

Peter Reinhardsen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Åsane

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Knut Spangelo Haga was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Hassou Diaby

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hassou Diaby, and the manager let it.

Market

Talks stall between Åsane and Peter Reinhardsen

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Peter Reinhardsen exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Peter Reinhardsen is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

In brief

69 Edition

The Åsane Herald

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kristoffer Barmen

72 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Åsane lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Åsane boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

The season ends: position 13 for Åsane

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 31 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Market

Thomas Lotsberg asks to leave Åsane

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Herman Geelmuyden keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Åsane may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words at Åsane training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Peter Reinhardsen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alexey Gorodovoy

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Jacob Dicko Eng counts the days

“I watch every Åsane game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Tromso runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Hassou Diaby

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Hassou Diaby.

In brief

67 Edition

The Åsane Herald

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kristoffer Barmen damages knee ligaments — 88 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 88 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Åsane put Ruben Riise on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Felix Kutsche Eriksen at 21 — 8.20

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Felix Kutsche Eriksen did not need any: 8.20, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

A falling-out at Åsane

Frederik Carstensen and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Felix Kutsche Eriksen is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.02 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Åsane know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Words at Åsane training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Peter Reinhardsen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

One of their own: Brage Tobiassen

He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Felix Kutsche Eriksen sends Åsane past Lyn

It finished 1‑0, and it was Felix Kutsche Eriksen’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Åsane.

The dugout

Malvin Ingebrigtsen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

  • Market Still no ink between Åsane and Eirik Haugan
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout The manager has not finished forgetting Thomas Lotsberg's mistake
65 Edition

The Åsane Herald

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Åsane

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Åsane is running low.

Market

Thomas Lotsberg asks to leave Åsane

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Alexey Gorodovoy wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Åsane know it.

Squad

A falling-out at Åsane

Peter Reinhardsen and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Kristoffer Barmen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Åsane training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Knut Spangelo Haga is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Frederik Carstensen makes it 100

100 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

Loan watch

Jacob Dicko Eng wants to come home

“I did not go to Tromso to sit and watch. I want to come back to Åsane and fight for my place.” 3 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

The dugout

Alexey Gorodovoy dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

63 Edition

The Åsane Herald

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexey Gorodovoy asks to leave Åsane

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Julian Mohn Måkestad: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Åsane have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words at Åsane training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Peter Reinhardsen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Nobel Tesfazgyi Gebrezgi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Åsane this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Hassan Mohamed Yusuf gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Thomas Lotsberg is still paying for one afternoon at Åsane

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

Jesper Grundt knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Jesper Grundt trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Markus Bringas

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Sogndal in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Market

Felix Kutsche Eriksen linked with a move away

The name of Felix Kutsche Eriksen keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Åsane say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

61 Edition

The Åsane Herald

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Åsane boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Thomas Lotsberg asks to leave Åsane

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Hassan Mohamed Yusuf says Åsane went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Nobel Tesfazgyi Gebrezgi

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

The wait goes on for Åsane

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted Åsane

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Åsane can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Tempers go at Åsane

Frederik Carstensen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Åsane

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Peter Reinhardsen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kristoffer Barmen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kristoffer Barmen, and the manager let it.

In brief

  • Match A bad afternoon for Åsane against Ranheim
  • Squad Åsane are still strangers to each other
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
59 Edition

The Åsane Herald

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alexey Gorodovoy puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Åsane, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Nobel Tesfazgyi Gebrezgi was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 25. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

The step up is real for Snorre Furnes

At 21 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Tempers go at Åsane

Peter Reinhardsen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alexey Gorodovoy

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexey Gorodovoy, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Åsane against Kongsvinger

0‑1 to Kongsvinger, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

A row about effort at Åsane

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Knut Spangelo Haga was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

100 appearances for Thomas Lotsberg

100 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Ruben Riise left the room before anybody could ask which.

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The Åsane Herald

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Åsane

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Åsane is running low.

Market

Thomas Lotsberg hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Åsane can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Thomas Lotsberg: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Åsane have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A row about effort at Åsane

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Peter Reinhardsen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Åsane rebuffed over Albert Posiadała

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Molde have kept their man, and Åsane go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Åsane

Nobel Tesfazgyi Gebrezgi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

A bad afternoon for Åsane against Moss

0‑1 to Moss, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Malvin Ingebrigtsen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Ruben Riise faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Ruben Riise after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

53 Edition

The Åsane Herald

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Åsane spell it out for Ruben Riise

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Ruben Riise has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Åsane

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Åsane is running low.

Match

Åsane are in real trouble now

Position 14, 16 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Thomas Lotsberg hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Åsane can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

David Synstelien says Åsane went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

Jesper Grundt due for a Åsane medical

Everything agreed with Tromso, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at Åsane

Peter Reinhardsen and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Frederik Carstensen beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

A bad afternoon for Åsane against Aalesund

0‑2 to Aalesund, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

52 Edition

The Åsane Herald

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Snorre Furnes says Åsane went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

Omar Jebali is a medical away from Åsane

The deal with IK Start is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Åsane

Frederik Carstensen and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Åsane sell Einar Iversen for $390.0K

Einar Iversen has left for Stromsgodset in a $390.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Words at Åsane training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Peter Reinhardsen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Åsane come up short against Egersund

Egersund left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Ruben Riise faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Ruben Riise after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

The form table has caught Ole-Monrad Alme

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

Thomas Lotsberg is still paying for one afternoon at Åsane

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

27 Edition

The Åsane Herald

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Åsane

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Words at Åsane training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kristoffer Barmen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

No place for Einar Iversen in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Einar Iversen has his answer from Åsane; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

Amund Sundsøy signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Amund Sundsøy commits to Åsane for another 3 years.

The dugout

Peter Reinhardsen without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Peter Reinhardsen was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

The dugout

Amund Sundsøy gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

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The Åsane Herald

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Emanuel Grønner asks to leave Åsane

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sebastian Selin

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sebastian Selin will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Åsane the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Hassou Diaby falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Thomas Lotsberg signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Thomas Lotsberg commits to Åsane for another 4 years.

Market

Sebastian Selin runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Åsane money.

The dugout

No hiding place for Luka Aaker-Saldanha

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Luka Aaker-Saldanha, and the manager let it.

Market

The Emanuel Grønner story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Emanuel Grønner signs something — a contract at Åsane or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Peder Hoel Lervik gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Peder Hoel Lervik is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes Hassan Mohamed Yusuf a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Åsane. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

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The Åsane Herald

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Åsane board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Åsane

Position 15 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Dennis Møller Wolfe has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Åsane they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Åsane training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kristoffer Barmen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ole-Monrad Alme

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ole-Monrad Alme, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The manager makes Hassan Mohamed Yusuf a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Åsane. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Market

Still no signature from Malvin Ingebrigtsen

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Åsane could get for him.

The dugout

Peder Hoel Lervik knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Åsane, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The manager plants his flag on Filip Oprea

“Judge me on him.” Managers do not say that kind of thing by accident — it moves the pressure from Filip Oprea’s shoulders onto his own, and both of them know it.

In brief

17 Edition

The Åsane Herald

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Åsane

15 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Only the photograph left for Knut Spangelo Haga

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Knut Spangelo Haga will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Åsane the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Åsane

Kristoffer Barmen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Hassan Mohamed Yusuf

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Kongsvinger take the points off Åsane

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Ruben Riise left the room before anybody could ask which.

Market

Kristoffer Barmen runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Åsane money.

The dugout

Hassou Diaby knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Åsane, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Player ratings

Nobel Tesfazgyi Gebrezgi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 10. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

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The Åsane Herald

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

9 saves: Ole-Monrad Alme was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 9 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Sebastian Selin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Åsane, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Åsane's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Åsane has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Dennis Møller Wolfe is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Åsane is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Kristoffer Barmen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Åsane against Lillestrom

0‑2 to Lillestrom, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Market

Åsane and Einar Iversen are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Ruben Riise answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

The form table has caught Sebastian Selin

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

In brief