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Marked for Efa Enabulele

324 Edition

The US Forces Armees Gazette

11 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Bourama Boiré out for 52 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason US Forces Armees will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Chastening afternoon for US Forces Armees

A 1‑4 beating by Etoiles du Mande was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A falling-out at US Forces Armees

Bakary Kouma and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at US Forces Armees

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Taddeus Nkeng was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Efa Enabulele gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Lancine Bamba

Marked 8.02 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Inquest at US Forces Armees

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

Ibrahim Doumbia answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑4, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

When it matters, Gouné Niangadou plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

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321 Edition

The US Forces Armees Gazette

20 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Bakary Kouma in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Forces Armees this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Real improvement from Keagan Lorch at US Forces Armees

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Keagan Lorch is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Words at US Forces Armees training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taddeus Nkeng is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Efa Enabulele signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Efa Enabulele and US Forces Armees agree another 2 years.

The dugout

Adama Keïta has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at US Forces Armees will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Lassana Sacko's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

284 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

5 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wants to play Remo Stars right now

13 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

A fracture rules Uche Jaguar out for 75 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Remo Stars will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Remo Stars run riot against Enyimba

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Antonio Galeano was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 28. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Kyle Jurgens is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Remo Stars will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Market

Efa Enabulele hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Remo Stars can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Wilfred Oduya has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo Stars they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Remo Stars keep winning on the road

5 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Biola Sabitu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

283 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

29 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

82 days out for Uche Jaguar after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Remo Stars will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Adama Goïta was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fawaaz Basadien is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Bark Abdramane stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Bark Abdramane and Remo Stars agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Antonio Galeano has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Remo Stars will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Jabbar Malik gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Adama Goïta talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Remo Stars know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Talks stall between Remo Stars and Jabbar Malik

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Stanley Joseph asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

279 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

1 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Uche Jaguar breaks a bone — 113 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 113 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Adama Goïta was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Fawaaz Basadien was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Antonio Galeano plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Uche Jaguar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Adama Goïta talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Remo Stars know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Sodiq Oshidero knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Remo Stars, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Moses Jarju remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at Remo Stars would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

Market

Efa Enabulele placed on the list

Remo Stars have made Efa Enabulele available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

276 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

10 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Stanley Joseph: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Remo Stars have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Wilfred Oduya

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Wilfred Oduya will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Adama Goïta in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fawaaz Basadien is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

When it matters, Adama Goïta plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Efa Enabulele gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

275 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

3 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Samuel Anakwe keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Remo Stars may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Adama Goïta was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Moses Jarju was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Olamilekan Adedayo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

When it matters, Antonio Galeano plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Adama Goïta talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Remo Stars know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

269 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

22 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wins at Remo Stars

39 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Match

Remo Stars cannot stop winning

10 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Adama Goïta is carrying Remo Stars

26 goals and a season average of 7.73. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Remo Stars tear Warri Wolves apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 5‑0 against Warri Wolves, and it could have been more.

Match

Remo Stars finish in position 1

98 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Squad

3 goals for Adama Goïta

The match ball belongs to Adama Goïta, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Player ratings

Vintage Fawaaz Basadien — 8.12

At 34 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.12, and nobody on the pitch better.

The dugout

Efa Enabulele keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Remo Stars may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Kelechi Onyekuru

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Kelechi Onyekuru will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

241 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

10 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Whatever happens, Remo Stars do not lose

44 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

49 days out for Samson Olasupo after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Remo Stars will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Remo Stars throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with El-Kanemi Warriors the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Remo Stars will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Antonio Galeano

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Kelechi Onyekuru is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo Stars is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Biola Sabitu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Adama Goïta in the eights

A performance of 8.54 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Oussama Bouguerri was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.16. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kyle Fitzgerald was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief