Valentín Culasso

Defensive Midfielder - Lanús
19 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process

Marked for Valentín Culasso

632 Edition

The Lanús Gazette

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

14 seasons of Bruno Cabrera

251 appearances across 14 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Lanús know what they have.

Squad

Marco Pellegrino in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lanús this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Valentín Culasso shuts the door

Defensive actions: 23, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Luca Kmet runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Lanús training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Juan Manuel Villalba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Lanús get the job done against Barracas Central

A 1‑0 win over Barracas Central, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sebastián Gonzalez

Marked 8.47 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Marco Pellegrino

18 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Lanús pick somebody else ahead of Franco Watson

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

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Match

Lanús through in the cup

A 3‑2 win over Agropecuario Argentino, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Squad

Octavio Ontivero breaks a bone — 113 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 113 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

A brace, and Facundo Sanchez takes the afternoon — 8.99

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Facundo Sanchez provided it, and the 8.99 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Valentín Culasso

Defensive actions: 27. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Agustín Bianciotti yet — 8.08

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.08 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Thiago Laplace

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Marco Pellegrino in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lanús this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Lanús training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Juan Manuel Villalba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Blas López Bertero is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.28 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

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19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Octavio Ontivero out for 121 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Lanús will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Valentín Culasso yet — 7.82

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.82 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Lanús

Marco Pellegrino was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Blas López Bertero

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.78, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Juan Manuel Villalba falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Blas López Bertero the difference as Lanús beat Unión de Santa Fe

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Blas López Bertero. 1‑0 against Unión de Santa Fe, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Jano Coronel stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jano Coronel and Lanús agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Thiago Laplace

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Sebastián Gonzalez could have had three

10 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

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The Lanús Gazette

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Octavio Ontivero out for 128 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Lanús will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Franco Pastrana puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Lanús, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Lanús's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Lanús has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Valentín Culasso, 33, rolls back the years — 8.24

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.24 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Marco Pellegrino in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lanús this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Lanús training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Juan Manuel Villalba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Axel Balbuena signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Axel Balbuena commits to Lanús for another 3 years.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Benicio Romero

Marked 8.12 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Luca Kmet

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

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From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Noah Costa damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Valentín Culasso was immovable

35 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Raúl Flores breaks a bone — 36 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 36 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Nicolás Claa keeps Lanús in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Bruno Cabrera, 34, rolls back the years — 8.24

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.24 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Marco Pellegrino in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lanús this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Blas López Bertero at his very best

Marked 9.62. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Lanús.

Match

Lanús get the job done against All Boys

A 1‑0 win over All Boys, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Thiago Laplace

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

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The Lanús Gazette

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Sebastián Gonzalez leads the rout of Defensa y Justicia

6‑0, and Sebastián Gonzalez took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Lanús tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

Both of them Blas López Bertero's — 9.35

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.35, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Valentín Culasso shuts the door

Defensive actions: 32, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Sebastián Gonzalez scores twice — 8.75

Two goals and a mark of 8.75 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Bruno Cabrera yet — 10.00

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 10.00 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Raúl Flores breaks a bone — 43 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 43 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

The run at home goes on for Lanús

14 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

11 seasons of Juan Manuel Villalba

278 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Lanús know what they have.

Squad

Tempers go at Lanús

Marco Pellegrino was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

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16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nicolás Claa

There were 15 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Lanús are out

1‑3, and a season that ran to May has ended inside a fortnight. This is what a playoff is: nine months of work settled by a couple of evenings, and nobody who designed it was thinking about the losing dressing room.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gabriel Aguirre

39 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Lanús lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Thiago Balbuena out for 68 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Lanús will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Alexis González: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Lanús have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

David Bramajo wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Player ratings

Blas López Bertero in the eights

A performance of 8.45 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Loan watch

Benicio Romero keeps scoring at Huracán

25 appearances away from home and 10 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

Player ratings

Valentín Culasso gives it away

There was no pressure on him and nowhere he had to be. Lanús lost a goal to a decision that took half a second and will be discussed all week.

In brief

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26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for David Bramajo

25 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Lanús lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Valentín Culasso shuts the door

Defensive actions: 37, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

A fracture rules Elian Acosta out for 33 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Lanús will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Lanús are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 24 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Franco Orozco yet — 9.23

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.23 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Marco Pellegrino

Defensive actions: 28. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nicolás Claa

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Lanús

Marco Pellegrino was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Thiago Laplace

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

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The Lanús Gazette

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

David Bramajo damages knee ligaments — 33 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 33 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Lanús tear Estudiantes apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Estudiantes, and it could have been more.

Squad

A fracture rules Elian Acosta out for 40 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Lanús will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

A brace, and Sebastián Gonzalez takes the afternoon — 8.72

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Sebastián Gonzalez provided it, and the 8.72 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Franco Orozco, 35, rolls back the years — 9.39

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.39 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

The run at home goes on for Lanús

12 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Marco Pellegrino

25 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Marco Pellegrino in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lanús this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Valentín Culasso

23 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Lanús training over how hard people work
  • Match Lanús settle it inside twenty minutes
  • Loan watch The goals keep arriving from Benicio Romero’s exile
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The Lanús Gazette

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sasha Marcich

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Lanús lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nicolás Claa

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Jano Coronel breaks a bone — 49 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 49 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Lanús out of the cup

Argentinos Juniors ended it 0‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Valentín Culasso was immovable

30 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Franco Orozco yet — 9.13

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.13 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Lanús

Marco Pellegrino was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Thiago Laplace

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Nobody wins at Lanús

9 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

In brief

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The Lanús Gazette

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sasha Marcich

59 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Lanús lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Jano Coronel out for 78 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Lanús will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Blas López Bertero was immovable

32 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Nicolás Claa keeps Lanús in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Marco Pellegrino was immovable

26 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Lanús

Marco Pellegrino was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Lanús

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Lanús

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Thiago Laplace

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

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The Lanús Gazette

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sasha Marcich

66 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Lanús lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jano Coronel breaks a bone — 86 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 86 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Valentín Culasso shuts the door

Defensive actions: 31, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Marco Pellegrino

28 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Axel Balbuena keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Lanús may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Thiago Laplace

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Marco Pellegrino in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lanús this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Whatever happens, Lanús do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Match

Nobody wins at Lanús

8 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

In brief

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The Lanús Gazette

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sasha Marcich

75 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Lanús lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jano Coronel breaks a bone — 93 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 93 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Nicolás Giménez says Lanús went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Valentín Culasso was immovable

27 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

10 seasons of Valentín Culasso

233 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Lanús know what they have.

Player ratings

Blas López Bertero shuts the door

Defensive actions: 26, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Thiago Laplace runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Sasha Marcich conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Chacarita Juniors will make the call about Sasha Marcich this week. Lanús have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Marco Pellegrino

Defensive actions: 19. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

573 Edition

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20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sasha Marcich

89 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Lanús lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jano Coronel breaks a bone — 107 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 107 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Sasha Marcich hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lanús can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Luca Kmet: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Lanús have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Sasha Marcich has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Lanús they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Bruno Cabrera, 34, rolls back the years — 7.93

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.93 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Marco Pellegrino

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 26 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Tempers go at Lanús

Marco Pellegrino was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Blas López Bertero

Defensive actions: 24. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

564 Edition

The Lanús Gazette

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Lisandro Moreyra out for 30 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Lanús will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Bruno Cabrera, 34, rolls back the years — 8.14

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.14 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Marco Pellegrino in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lanús this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Marco Pellegrino

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Lanús training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Juan Manuel Villalba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

One of those days for Blas López Bertero

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.56, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Thiago Laplace in the eights

A performance of 9.01 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Lanús get the job done against Deportivo Riestra

A 2‑0 win over Deportivo Riestra, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Valentín Culasso at his very best

Marked 8.02. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Lanús.

In brief

561 Edition

The Lanús Gazette

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Lanús through in the cup

A 1‑0 win over Gimnasia y Esgrima, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Player ratings

Jorge Méndez could not have asked for more on his first appearance — 8.11

Debuts are survived rather than enjoyed. This one was enjoyed: 8.11, 1 goals, and a manager already being asked whether he starts again next week.

Match

Lanús win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 116th minute. Gimnasia y Esgrima will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Squad

A fracture rules Lisandro Moreyra out for 53 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Lanús will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Ramiro Enríquez was immovable

28 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Franco Orozco runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Valentín Culasso was immovable

25 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Lanús

Marco Pellegrino was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Juan Manuel Villalba falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

559 Edition

The Lanús Gazette

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matías Fonseca breaks a bone — 18 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 18 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Valentín Culasso was immovable

29 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Franco Orozco, 35, rolls back the years — 8.96

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.96 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Marco Pellegrino was immovable

27 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Lanús

Marco Pellegrino was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Juan Manuel Villalba falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Franco Orozco sends Lanús past Talleres

It finished 1‑0, and it was Franco Orozco’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Lanús.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Thiago Laplace at his very best

Marked 8.43. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Lanús.

Squad

Franco Orozco has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Lanús will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

551 Edition

The Lanús Gazette

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Petar Pfeifer

42 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Lanús lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Matías Fonseca breaks a bone — 78 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 78 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Juan Manuel Villalba

31 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Franco Watson, 34, rolls back the years — 9.39

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.39 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Valentín Culasso

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 29 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nicolás Claa

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Thiago Laplace

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Lanús

Marco Pellegrino was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Lanús see off All Boys

Three points for Lanús, 1‑0 the final word against All Boys in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

550 Edition

The Lanús Gazette

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Petar Pfeifer damages knee ligaments — 49 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 49 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matías Fonseca breaks a bone — 86 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 86 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Franco Watson yet — 8.96

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.96 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Valentín Culasso

26 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Marco Pellegrino signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Marco Pellegrino and Lanús agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Lanús

Marco Pellegrino was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Marco Pellegrino

22 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Blas López Bertero shuts the door

Defensive actions: 20, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

Franco Watson sends Lanús past Defensa y Justicia

It finished 1‑0, and it was Franco Watson’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Lanús.

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