Michael Zuo

Left Midfielder - St. Andrews
22 May 2028
Monday
Process

Marked for Michael Zuo

92 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at St. Andrews

Taylon and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Elizeu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Zakhele Shabangu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

St. Andrews bring in an old head

Andrea Cassar is 35 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ryan Scicluna

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ryan Scicluna, and the manager let it.

Squad

Taylon still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at St. Andrews would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

Market

The Carlos González question follows St. Andrews around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Carlos González’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Matteo Pace has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at St. Andrews will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Nobody at St. Andrews has picked up the phone to Andrea Cassar

12 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

In brief

Back issues
90 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 33. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

St. Andrews finish in position 8

42 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Market

Matteo Mangion has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around St. Andrews they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Elizeu wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at St. Andrews can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Andrews

Taylon was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at St. Andrews

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Wilson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 169% of the St. Andrews income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Match

Mtarfa take the points off St. Andrews

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ikenna Motors

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

89 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Samuel Boakye scores twice — 9.04

Two goals and a mark of 9.04 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

6 saves: Zakhele Shabangu was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Zuo

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

6 unbeaten for St. Andrews

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation St. Andrews did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Words at St. Andrews training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jurgen Pisani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Elizeu makes it 100

100 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

Match

Naxxar Lions snatch it back from St. Andrews

A goal on 96 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

The dugout

Vladyslav Taranda gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Samuel Boakye rescues a point for St. Andrews

It needed Samuel Boakye to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Naxxar Lions, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

88 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A brace, and Matteo Mangion takes the afternoon — 8.88

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Matteo Mangion provided it, and the 8.88 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Nobody wins at St. Andrews

14 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Player ratings

Nicholas James Agius, 21, steals the show — 7.62

Marked 7.62 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

The dugout

Matteo Mercieca: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” St. Andrews have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Wilson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Wilson and St. Andrews agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Addis Dore beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 22. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Words exchanged at St. Andrews

Jurgen Pisani and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

St. Andrews see off Marsa

Three points for St. Andrews, 3‑1 the final word against Marsa in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Boardroom

The owner puts $105.9K into St. Andrews

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

In brief

85 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Jurgen Pisani breaks a bone — 29 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 29 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 30. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

St. Andrews make home a hard place to visit

13 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Match

No end in sight to St. Andrews's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at St. Andrews has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Taylon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Andrews this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

St. Andrews supporters have found a favourite in Zakhele Shabangu

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Zakhele Shabangu has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

The decline has begun for Dale Camilleri

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 35 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for St. Andrews is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Squad

A row about effort at St. Andrews

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matthew Muscat was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Taylon plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

84 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

36 days out for Jurgen Pisani after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. St. Andrews will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Zuo

Successful dribbles: 32. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Taylon stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Taylon and St. Andrews agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at St. Andrews

Carlos González and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

The owner puts $96.3K into St. Andrews

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Wilson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Samuel Boakye was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.00. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

St. Andrews share the spoils with Birzebbuga St. Peter's

A 1‑1 draw with Birzebbuga St. Peter's leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Joseph Sultana on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief

83 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Jurgen Pisani out for 43 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Andrews will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Zuo

Successful dribbles: 35. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

The run at home goes on for St. Andrews

12 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Words exchanged at St. Andrews

Taylon and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Wilson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ikenna Motors

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ikenna Motors, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

St. Andrews cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

Appearance number 100 for Andrej Nakov

100 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

Match

St. Andrews caught on 93 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then Mgarr United scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

In brief

82 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jurgen Pisani breaks a bone — 50 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 50 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Matteo Mangion has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around St. Andrews they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

172% of the income goes out in wages at St. Andrews

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Andrews against Santa Lucia

0‑1 to Santa Lucia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

The St. Andrews debt reaches $3.7M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

The dugout

Joseph Sultana faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Joseph Sultana after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

Matthew Muscat falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Zakhele Shabangu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at St. Andrews will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

81 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

57 days out for Jurgen Pisani after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. St. Andrews will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 33. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

Samuel Boakye wins it after the whistle should have gone

95 minutes played. Samuel Boakye found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Pieta Hotspurs went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Match

Nobody wins at St. Andrews

11 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Squad

Elizeu wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at St. Andrews can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Andrews

Jurgen Pisani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Wilson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

St. Andrews see off Pieta Hotspurs

Three points for St. Andrews, 1‑0 the final word against Pieta Hotspurs in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Samuel Boakye at his very best

Marked 8.04. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at St. Andrews.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout Taylon has become a man the manager trusts
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Matteo Mercieca
80 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

64 days out for Jurgen Pisani after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. St. Andrews will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Boardroom

St. Andrews close the window on a squad of their own making

1 in and 1 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Match

Nobody wins at St. Andrews

10 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Squad

Words exchanged at St. Andrews

Carlos González and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

$72.6K from the owner keeps St. Andrews afloat

The gap in the accounts was filled from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be grateful and to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings arrive together.

Squad

Words at St. Andrews training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wilson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Michael Zuo

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Michael Zuo the difference as St. Andrews beat Zurrieq

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Michael Zuo. 1‑0 against Zurrieq, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo takes the honours

Marked 7.98 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, St. Andrews had the best player on the pitch.

In brief

79 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

71 days out for Jurgen Pisani after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. St. Andrews will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 32. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words exchanged at St. Andrews

Taylon and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Balzan take the points off St. Andrews

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at St. Andrews

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Joseph Sultana to a room that had heard them before.

Squad

Matthew Muscat falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

St. Andrews try to borrow Lwandile Khawuta

Sliema Wanderers have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Nicholas James Agius gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

78 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Jurgen Pisani breaks a bone — 78 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 78 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Andrews

Taylon was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

St. Andrews make home a hard place to visit

9 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Squad

A row about effort at St. Andrews

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Wilson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages eat 161% of everything St. Andrews earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Zuo

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

The borrowing at St. Andrews reaches $3.5M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $3.5M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

Match

St. Andrews caught on 94 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then Vittoriosa Stars scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

Player ratings

Samuel Boakye takes the honours

Marked 7.79 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, St. Andrews had the best player on the pitch.

In brief

75 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

100 days out for Jurgen Pisani after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. St. Andrews will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 38. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Zakhele Shabangu stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Matthew Muscat puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at St. Andrews, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Gudja United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and St. Andrews did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Boardroom

$62.9K of the owner's money at St. Andrews

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Aphile Ngobese

St. Andrews asked and Birkirkara said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at St. Andrews

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Wilson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Sirens take the points off St. Andrews

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

  • Boardroom No signings allowed at St. Andrews
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Addis Dore
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
74 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 42. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A fracture rules Jurgen Pisani out for 107 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Andrews will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Andrews

Jurgen Pisani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at St. Andrews

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Wilson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 226% of the St. Andrews income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Match

St. Andrews find a way past Mtarfa

Mtarfa made St. Andrews work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

100 appearances for Taylon

100 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

Boardroom

The borrowing at St. Andrews reaches $3.3M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $3.3M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

Match

The half-term report on St. Andrews

Position 8, 23 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

In brief

73 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Jurgen Pisani out for 115 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Andrews will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Carlos González in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Andrews this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

St. Andrews share the spoils with Naxxar Lions

A 1‑1 draw with Naxxar Lions leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Boardroom

Nobody arrives at St. Andrews until somebody leaves

The club is not barred from spending; it simply has nothing to spend that it has not first raised. Every name linked with St. Andrews this window arrives with a name leaving in the same sentence.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Joseph Sultana on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Squad

Matthew Muscat falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Addis Dore has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at St. Andrews will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Matteo Mercieca

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

71 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

129 days out for Jurgen Pisani after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. St. Andrews will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A falling-out at St. Andrews

Taylon and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $45.6K into St. Andrews

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Wilson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Michael Zuo

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Taylon the difference as St. Andrews beat Tarxien Rainbows

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Taylon. 2‑0 against Tarxien Rainbows, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Match

St. Andrews end the wait against Tarxien Rainbows

It had gone 5 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Squad

Number 50 for Taylon

50 goals for this club, and somewhere in the stand there is a person who can still tell you where they were for most of them.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.83 on the card, and the St. Andrews support went home talking about one name.

In brief

70 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Jurgen Pisani out for 136 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Andrews will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

5 matches without a win for St. Andrews

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around St. Andrews are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 23. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Andrews

Carlos González was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

236% of the income goes out in wages at St. Andrews

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Match

St. Andrews come up short against Melita

Melita left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

The borrowing at St. Andrews reaches $3.1M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $3.1M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

The dugout

Joseph Sultana faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Joseph Sultana after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Zakhele Shabangu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at St. Andrews will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

69 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Michael Zuo was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 41. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Jurgen Pisani breaks a bone — 143 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 143 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

The wait goes on for St. Andrews

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Andrews

Taylon was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at St. Andrews training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wilson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Addis Dore gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Elizeu was the difference for St. Andrews

Marked 7.83. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Boardroom

Nobody arrives at St. Andrews until somebody leaves

The club is not barred from spending; it simply has nothing to spend that it has not first raised. Every name linked with St. Andrews this window arrives with a name leaving in the same sentence.

The dugout

Joseph Sultana on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Joseph Sultana after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

67 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Michael Zuo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 26. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Boardroom

The owner puts $35.1K into St. Andrews

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Jurgen Pisani falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Andrews against Mgarr United

1‑2 to Mgarr United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words exchanged at St. Andrews

Samuel Boakye and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Zakhele Shabangu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

St. Andrews hit back inside 3 minutes

Mgarr United held the lead for 3 minutes, which is not long enough to enjoy it. St. Andrews answered before the celebration had properly finished, and the shape of the afternoon changed with it.

The dugout

Joseph Sultana faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Joseph Sultana after 1‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

Zakhele Shabangu named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Zakhele Shabangu is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

66 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Michael Zuo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 36. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Andrews

Carlos González was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at St. Andrews

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Wilson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 193% of the St. Andrews income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Boardroom

St. Andrews are $3.1M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

The dugout

When it matters, Zakhele Shabangu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Joseph Sultana on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Looking ahead

A test against the best for St. Andrews

The team at the top of the table next, and the honest measure of where this side actually is. Anybody can beat the club below them; the question is what happens against Mgarr United.

Match

St. Andrews and Santa Lucia cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Santa Lucia came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

In brief

65 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 31. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Andrews

Taylon was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jurgen Pisani falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Andrews against Pieta Hotspurs

0‑1 to Pieta Hotspurs, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Joseph Sultana faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Joseph Sultana after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Boardroom

St. Andrews can only buy what they sell

Nobody has barred the club from spending; it simply has nothing to spend that it has not first raised. Every incoming name comes with an outgoing one attached.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ryan Scicluna

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Zakhele Shabangu question follows St. Andrews around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Zakhele Shabangu’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Hugo Sacco does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

In brief

64 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A brace, and Carlos González takes the afternoon — 9.17

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Carlos González provided it, and the 9.17 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Matteo Mangion is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at St. Andrews is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at St. Andrews

Carlos González and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at St. Andrews

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jurgen Pisani was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

St. Andrews get the job done against Zurrieq

A 2‑0 win over Zurrieq, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Joseph Sultana kept it short after the 2‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

The dugout

Taylon has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at St. Andrews will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Hugo Sacco

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

61 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Taylon

23 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. St. Andrews lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Carlos González scores twice — 9.04

Two goals and a mark of 9.04 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Zuo

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Nobody wants to play St. Andrews right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Match

Another one collected away from home

4 on the bounce on the road for St. Andrews. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

Match

Carlos González the difference as St. Andrews beat Vittoriosa Stars

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Carlos González. 2‑1 against Vittoriosa Stars, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The terraces

St. Andrews supporters have found a favourite in Michael Zuo

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Michael Zuo has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

The dugout

Zakhele Shabangu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

The decline has begun for Dale Camilleri

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 34 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for St. Andrews is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

In brief

60 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Taylon

30 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. St. Andrews lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Zuo

Successful dribbles: 39. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Carlos González settles it late for St. Andrews

The 85th minute, half the ground already edging towards the exits, and Carlos González decided nobody was going anywhere. Gudja United had no time left to answer.

Market

Only the photograph left for Matteo Mangion

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Matteo Mangion will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around St. Andrews the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at St. Andrews

Samuel Boakye and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at St. Andrews training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wilson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

St. Andrews get the job done against Gudja United

A 2‑1 win over Gudja United, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Adrian Caruana is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 34 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos González

Marked 8.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Vladyslav Taranda
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout Taylon has become a man the manager trusts
59 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Taylon out for 38 days

38 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. St. Andrews lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Tristan Saliba scores twice — 8.23

Two goals and a mark of 8.23 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 28. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Adrian Caruana asks to leave St. Andrews

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jurgen Pisani pulls a muscle — 18 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 18 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Words exchanged at St. Andrews

Samuel Boakye and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

No deal for Paul Galea at that price

St. Andrews offered $800.00; Pieta Hotspurs said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Match

St. Andrews see off Zebbug Rangers

Three points for St. Andrews, 2‑1 the final word against Zebbug Rangers in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Tristan Saliba

At 17 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

39 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Bradley Sciberras has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at St. Andrews will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

St. Andrews put Adrian Caruana up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Adrian Caruana may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Market

The Taylon story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Taylon signs something — a contract at St. Andrews or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Adrian Caruana knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at St. Andrews, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Matteo Lorenzi has settled at St. Andrews

The shrug has gone, the language is coming, and he now argues in training like somebody who expects to be here next year. Half a signing's value is this and none of it appears on a fee.

Squad

Zakhele Shabangu in the team of the week — 6.68

6.68 across the ninety minutes, and a place in the division’s best eleven for it. Nobody who saw the match will argue.

In brief

38 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Zuo

Successful dribbles: 35. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Mattia Galliano hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what St. Andrews can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The season ends: position 7 for St. Andrews

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 47 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Squad

Zakhele Shabangu stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Jurgen Pisani falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 177% of the St. Andrews income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Zakhele Shabangu

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

The run at home goes on for St. Andrews

8 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Hugo Sacco

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

37 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Triumph

Player ratings

Mattia Galliano, 20, steals the show — 7.60

Marked 7.60 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Match

Nobody wants to play St. Andrews right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Mattia Galliano wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at St. Andrews can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Words exchanged at St. Andrews

Taylon and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at St. Andrews training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jurgen Pisani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Taylon sends St. Andrews past Marsa

It finished 1‑0, and it was Taylon’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to St. Andrews.

The dugout

No place for Hugo Sacco on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at St. Andrews pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 16. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Joseph Sultana kept it short after the 1‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

In brief

  • The dugout A promise honoured at St. Andrews
  • The dugout When it matters, Taylon plays
  • Market Cauã told to find a new club
36 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A brace, and Taylon takes the afternoon — 8.71

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Taylon provided it, and the 8.71 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Mattia Galliano, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 7.79

A mark of 7.79 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

Nobody wants to play St. Andrews right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Elizeu wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and St. Andrews know it.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Andrews

Taylon was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at St. Andrews

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Match

Taylon sends St. Andrews past Vittoriosa Stars

It finished 2‑1, and it was Taylon’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to St. Andrews.

The terraces

One of their own: Mattia Galliano

He is 20 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

In brief

35 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Jurgen Pisani is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 34 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

Squad

A row about effort at St. Andrews

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jurgen Pisani was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

No place for Andrej Nakov in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Andrej Nakov has his answer from St. Andrews; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

No hiding place for Cauã

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Cauã, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

Adrian Caruana faces his old club

Vittoriosa Stars next, and one man in the St. Andrews dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Market

The Zakhele Shabangu story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Zakhele Shabangu signs something — a contract at St. Andrews or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Andrej Nakov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Andrej Nakov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Looking ahead

Home comforts ahead for St. Andrews

Vittoriosa Stars, position 14, come to town on Saturday. Nobody will call it a big game and nobody at the club will be treating it as anything else.

Squad

Michael Zuo in the team of the week — 6.91

6.91 across the ninety minutes, and a place in the division’s best eleven for it. Nobody who saw the match will argue.

In brief

34 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 34. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Mattia Galliano asks to leave St. Andrews

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words at St. Andrews training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jurgen Pisani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The decline has begun for Adrian Caruana

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 33 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for St. Andrews is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 185% of the St. Andrews income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Adrian Caruana in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Andrews this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

St. Andrews find a way past Gudja United

Gudja United made St. Andrews work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The dugout

Hugo Sacco gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Taylon

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.05, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

33 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Zuo

Successful dribbles: 43. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A day Taylon will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Taylon

Marked 9.58 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Taylon sends St. Andrews past Zebbug Rangers

It finished 3‑1, and it was Taylon’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to St. Andrews.

The terraces

St. Andrews supporters have found a favourite in Andrej Nakov

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Andrej Nakov has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

The dugout

A satisfied Joseph Sultana

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 3‑1, Joseph Sultana could afford to be generous.

The dugout

Taylon has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at St. Andrews will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Hugo Sacco left out for tactical reasons at St. Andrews

The shape wanted a different profile against this opponent, which is a real football answer and no comfort at all to the man it is about. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Dale Camilleri

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Gudja United in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

In brief

  • Squad Elizeu still has not settled
  • The dugout Addis Dore knocks on the manager’s door
  • Market The Elizeu story refuses to die
32 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Michael Zuo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 25. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A row about effort at St. Andrews

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jurgen Pisani was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Andrews against Mgarr United

0‑1 to Mgarr United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Joseph Sultana: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Zakhele Shabangu

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Zakhele Shabangu has come out of that comparison in the side, and St. Andrews have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at St. Andrews

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

Andrej Nakov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Bookings catch up with Matteo Lorenzi

One yellow too many, and a match watched from the stand. The most avoidable absence in football, and St. Andrews will feel it on Saturday.

Squad

The division's best last weekend was a St. Andrews man

It is a small honour and it is not nothing: somebody watched every match in the division and decided that Taylon was the best thing in any of them.

In brief

31 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A day Taylon will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Mattia Galliano at 20 — 7.61

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Mattia Galliano did not need any: 7.61, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Taylon at his very best

Marked 9.29. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at St. Andrews.

Match

St. Andrews see off Santa Lucia

Three points for St. Andrews, 3‑1 the final word against Santa Lucia in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Jurgen Pisani falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

One of their own: Michael Zuo

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

The dugout

No hiding place for Teboho Manyama

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Teboho Manyama, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Joseph Sultana, on a 3‑1 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

In brief

30 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Michael Zuo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 33. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Mattia Galliano puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at St. Andrews, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Michael Zuo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Andrews this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 176% of the St. Andrews income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Hugo Sacco

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Joseph Sultana on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Joseph Sultana after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

Addis Dore has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at St. Andrews will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Match

Point won or two lost for St. Andrews?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Mtarfa? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for Hugo Sacco

Nobody at St. Andrews is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

In brief

29 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for St. Andrews — 7.83

1 for Ikenna Motors, marked 7.83, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Andrews

Michael Zuo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 21. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words at St. Andrews training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jurgen Pisani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Mattia Galliano

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

St. Andrews see off Zurrieq

Three points for St. Andrews, 1‑0 the final word against Zurrieq in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

A satisfied Joseph Sultana

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Joseph Sultana could afford to be generous.

Market

Still no ink between St. Andrews and Adrian Caruana

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at St. Andrews, another week without a signature from Adrian Caruana.

The dugout

Taylon gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Taylon is on it.

In brief

28 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Michael Zuo was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 30. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Mattia Galliano’s move to Vittoriosa Stars falls through

The deal that would have taken Mattia Galliano to Vittoriosa Stars has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to St. Andrews with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Anse Ngoubi

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. St. Andrews have done the hard part with Mosta, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Home is on Mattia Galliano's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; St. Andrews are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Words at St. Andrews training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jurgen Pisani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

St. Andrews refuse to lose to Balzan

A point taken on 97 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

Squad

Teboho Manyama is a square peg at St. Andrews

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Match

Taylon rescues a point for St. Andrews

It needed Taylon to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Balzan, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at St. Andrews

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

27 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 0 signed and 0 gone

That is the business done at St. Andrews until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Market

Vittoriosa Stars expected to open talks for Mattia Galliano

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. St. Andrews will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Elizeu wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and St. Andrews know it.

Transfer targets

Valletta tell St. Andrews: João Freitas is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Mattia Galliano falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at St. Andrews

Adrian Caruana and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 19. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Andrews against Melita

0‑1 to Melita, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Zakhele Shabangu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Zakhele Shabangu, and the manager let it.

In brief

26 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Michael Zuo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 38. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Mattia Galliano hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what St. Andrews can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Allesandro Du Plessis

St. Andrews asked and Marsaxlokk said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at St. Andrews training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jurgen Pisani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

164% of the income goes out in wages at St. Andrews

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Hugo Sacco

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hugo Sacco, and the manager let it.

Match

Two points walk out of the ground

Level with 88 minutes on the clock, after an afternoon St. Andrews had all but put away. Birzebbuga St. Peter's will call it a point earned; the home dressing room will call it two given away, and both of them are right.

The dugout

A promise honoured at St. Andrews

Something was said to Zakhele Shabangu and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Match

Honours even between St. Andrews and Birzebbuga St. Peter's

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

25 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Pierre Aquilina out for 20 days

20 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. St. Andrews lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Adrian Caruana: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” St. Andrews have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Mattia Galliano, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 8.23

A mark of 8.23 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

Mattia Galliano sends St. Andrews past Fgura United

It finished 3‑1, and it was Mattia Galliano’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to St. Andrews.

Transfer targets

Valletta tell St. Andrews: Zoey Monyepao is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words at St. Andrews training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jurgen Pisani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

St. Andrews supporters have found a favourite in Michael Zuo

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 21-year-old it feels ownership of. Michael Zuo has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 16. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Transfer targets

St. Andrews try to borrow Blessing Brafo

Vittoriosa Stars have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout A promise honoured at St. Andrews
  • The dugout Addis Dore gets picked when it counts
24 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Dale Camilleri damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 32. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Taylon scores twice — 8.73

Two goals and a mark of 8.73 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

St. Andrews find a way past Sirens

Sirens made St. Andrews work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The terraces

One of their own: Addis Dore

He is 19 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Squad

Mattia Galliano falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Taylon answers Sirens immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Taylon had St. Andrews level again within 1 minutes, and Sirens never got to play with a lead at all.

Squad

Words exchanged at St. Andrews

Clay Paul Tanti and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Joseph Sultana, on a 2‑1 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

In brief

23 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Dale Camilleri damages knee ligaments — 22 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 22 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Mario Schembri hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what St. Andrews can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Blessing Brafo is a medical away from St. Andrews

The deal with Vittoriosa Stars is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Zuo

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A falling-out at St. Andrews

Michael Zuo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at St. Andrews

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jurgen Pisani was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Swieqi United take the points off St. Andrews

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Loan watch

Matteo Mangion counts the days

“I watch every St. Andrews game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Mtarfa runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Joseph Sultana to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

22 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Dale Camilleri out for 29 days

29 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. St. Andrews lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Zuo

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Michael Zuo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Andrews this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at St. Andrews

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jurgen Pisani was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

The decline has begun for Adrian Caruana

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 33 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for St. Andrews is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 230% of the St. Andrews income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Andrews against Pieta Hotspurs

0‑1 to Pieta Hotspurs, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

The half-term report on St. Andrews

Position 10, 19 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

The dugout

Adrian Caruana gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • Looking ahead A test against the best for St. Andrews
  • The dugout The plan did not have a place for Hugo Sacco
20 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dale Camilleri

43 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. St. Andrews lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jurgen Pisani falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at St. Andrews

Adrian Caruana and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 18. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Joseph Sultana on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Joseph Sultana after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

Hugo Sacco asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Bradley Sciberras dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

The dugout

A promise honoured at St. Andrews

Something was said to Clay Paul Tanti and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Match

St. Andrews draw a blank against Vittoriosa Stars

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Vittoriosa Stars defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

19 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Dale Camilleri out for 50 days

50 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. St. Andrews lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Mattia Galliano asks to leave St. Andrews

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Mattia Galliano wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and St. Andrews know it.

Squad

A row about effort at St. Andrews

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jurgen Pisani was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Loan watch

Matteo Mangion wants to come home

“I did not go to Mtarfa to sit and watch. I want to come back to St. Andrews and fight for my place.” 3 appearances in 13 matches say the rest.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Andrews against Gudja United

0‑1 to Gudja United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Zakhele Shabangu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Zakhele Shabangu, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Joseph Sultana answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

18 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dale Camilleri

57 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. St. Andrews lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Michael Zuo at 21 — 7.61

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Michael Zuo did not need any: 7.61, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

St. Andrews get the job done against Zebbug Rangers

A 2‑1 win over Zebbug Rangers, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Boardroom

Wages eat 199% of everything St. Andrews earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Andrej Nakov

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Ikenna Motors was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 19. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Player ratings

Andrej Nakov was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.38. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Elizeu wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at St. Andrews can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

No hiding place for Gianluca Sciberras

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gianluca Sciberras, and the manager let it.

In brief

17 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dale Camilleri

64 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. St. Andrews lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Zuo

Successful dribbles: 36. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

The small margins put St. Andrews out

Out, 1‑4 to Floriana, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

The terraces

A cup hiding at Floriana leaves St. Andrews explaining themselves

1-4, and long before the end the away end had switched from encouragement to something considerably more pointed. Nobody rings a phone-in about losing narrowly.

Player ratings

Matteo Lorenzi pops up at the right end — 7.42

7.42, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

A row about effort at St. Andrews

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jurgen Pisani was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Andrews against Mgarr United

1‑2 to Mgarr United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

No time for Floriana to settle

The goal that put Floriana ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when St. Andrews equalised, 3 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

Boardroom

Nobody left the St. Andrews dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • Squad Tempers go at St. Andrews
  • Squad Beaten 4 times: a bad day for Hugo Sacco
16 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Dale Camilleri out for 71 days

71 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. St. Andrews lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Liam Scicluna says St. Andrews went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Zakhele Shabangu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Zakhele Shabangu commits to St. Andrews for another 3 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at St. Andrews

Michael Zuo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at St. Andrews training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jurgen Pisani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

A long bet from St. Andrews on Zakhele Shabangu

He is 20, and nobody at St. Andrews signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

  • The dugout When it matters, Addis Dore plays
  • Market Wilson linked with a move away
  • Looking ahead Looking ahead: Mgarr United at home
  • The dugout Taylon keeps his manager's vote
15 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Dale Camilleri out for 79 days

79 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. St. Andrews lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Transfer targets

Allesandro Du Plessis turns down St. Andrews

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: another club keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 23. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A falling-out at St. Andrews

Michael Zuo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Santa Lucia take the points off St. Andrews

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Loan watch

Matteo Mangion wants to come home

“I did not go to Mtarfa to sit and watch. I want to come back to St. Andrews and fight for my place.” 3 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

The dugout

Joseph Sultana: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Samuel Solomon is a square peg at St. Andrews

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Squad

Mattia Galliano falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

14 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dale Camilleri

86 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. St. Andrews lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

St. Andrews leave it late against Mtarfa

Ninety minutes of very little, and then everything at once. The winner arrived in the 87th, and Mtarfa spent what remained of the match appealing to the referee rather than chasing the ball.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Michael Zuo at 21 — 8.09

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Michael Zuo did not need any: 8.09, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

A row about effort at St. Andrews

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jurgen Pisani was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

199% of the income goes out in wages at St. Andrews

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The terraces

One of their own: Michael Zuo

He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

St. Andrews get the job done against Mtarfa

A 1‑0 win over Mtarfa, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Mattia Galliano was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 16. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Taylon makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

12 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Dale Camilleri damages knee ligaments — 100 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 100 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Both of them Taylon's — 8.57

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.57, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

The dugout

No hiding place for Hugo Sacco

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hugo Sacco, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Taylon rescues a point for St. Andrews

It needed Taylon to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Balzan, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Words at St. Andrews training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mattia Galliano is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

St. Andrews keep their word to Gianluca Sciberras

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Joseph Sultana chose the glass-half-full version of 2‑2; the supporters left with the other one.

Squad

The division's best last weekend was a St. Andrews man

It is a small honour and it is not nothing: somebody watched every match in the division and decided that Taylon was the best thing in any of them.

In brief

10 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Dale Camilleri out for 114 days

114 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. St. Andrews lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Addis Dore sends St. Andrews through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Addis Dore obliged against Zurrieq. 4‑2 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is St. Andrews.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Addis Dore at 19 — 7.94

The hardest thing about being 19 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Addis Dore did not need any: 7.94, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

A goal and an assist for Michael Zuo — 7.53

Involvement in 2 goals, from a player who spent the ninety minutes doing the thing a manager actually wants: being where the ball was going to end up. 7.53 beside his name.

Match

Addis Dore among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Addis Dore on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of St. Andrews and Zurrieq.

Boardroom

223% of the income goes out in wages at St. Andrews

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The terraces

St. Andrews supporters have found a favourite in Michael Zuo

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 21-year-old it feels ownership of. Michael Zuo has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Taylon

Marked 8.60 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Bradley Sciberras

Marked 8.01 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

9 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dale Camilleri

121 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. St. Andrews lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Zuo

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Andrews

Michael Zuo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Taylon’s goal not enough for St. Andrews

Taylon scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Birzebbuga St. Peter's, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Pierre Aquilina out for 49 days

The medical room confirms 49 days on the sidelines for Pierre Aquilina, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Gianluca Sciberras

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Home is on Elizeu's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; St. Andrews are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Joseph Sultana answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

Michael Zuo unhappy with how he is being used

Asked to play a role that is not his, or taken off before the hour once too often — Michael Zuo has let it be known that he does not like the way St. Andrews are using him. Managers hear this long before the press does.

In brief

8 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dale Camilleri

128 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. St. Andrews lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

St. Andrews taken apart

0‑4 to Fgura United, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hugo Sacco

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Words exchanged at St. Andrews

Michael Zuo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Jurgen Pisani falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

Nobody left the St. Andrews dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑4 defeat, delivered by Joseph Sultana to a room that had heard them before.

Looking ahead

A test against the best for St. Andrews

The team at the top of the table next, and the honest measure of where this side actually is. Anybody can beat the club below them; the question is what happens against Birzebbuga St. Peter's.

In brief

7 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Zuo

Successful dribbles: 52. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dale Camilleri

136 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. St. Andrews lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Mattia Galliano asks to leave St. Andrews

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words at St. Andrews training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jurgen Pisani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

St. Andrews supporters have found a favourite in Matteo Pace

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 16-year-old it feels ownership of. Matteo Pace has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Market

One of our own: Nicholas Bajada joins the St. Andrews first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Nicholas Bajada is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

St. Andrews promote Tristan Scerri from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Tristan Scerri has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Match

Taylon sends St. Andrews past Sirens

It finished 1‑0, and it was Taylon’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to St. Andrews.

Squad

8 new faces, and St. Andrews are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

In brief

  • Player ratings The afternoon belonged to Taylon
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout Somebody else is better right now than Adrian Caruana
5 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Clay Paul Tanti puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at St. Andrews, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

St. Andrews pay Abia Warriors $20.0K for a proper upgrade

Abia Warriors did not want to sell and the number is why they did. $20.0K for Ikenna Motors, and the expectation that arrives with him is the kind no amount of settling-in period softens.

The terraces

$20.0K for Ikenna Motors, and St. Andrews supporters approve

Boards get told what they have done wrong for years and hear nothing on the days they get it right. This is one of those days: Ikenna Motors from Abia Warriors for $20.0K, and a ticket office having a very good morning.

Squad

A row about effort at St. Andrews

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jurgen Pisani was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Two points walk out of the ground

Level with 90 minutes on the clock, after an afternoon St. Andrews had all but put away. Swieqi United will call it a point earned; the home dressing room will call it two given away, and both of them are right.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Taylon

A mark of 7.86, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Match

St. Andrews and Swieqi United take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Ikenna Motors has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. St. Andrews know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • Boardroom St. Andrews turn down the training-ground plan
  • Squad The first one for Taylon
2 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Jurgen Pisani stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jurgen Pisani and St. Andrews agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Home is on Mattia Galliano's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; St. Andrews are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Andrews

Michael Zuo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at St. Andrews training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jurgen Pisani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

One of our own: Alex Dimech joins the St. Andrews first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Alex Dimech is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: John Muscat joins the St. Andrews first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. John Muscat is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

1 Edition

The St. Andrews Sentinel

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Clay Paul Tanti puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at St. Andrews, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Michael Zuo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Michael Zuo and St. Andrews agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Home is on Elizeu's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; St. Andrews are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Michael Zuo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Andrews this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

St. Andrews make their move for Akpos Godbless

$20.0K on the table at Bayelsa United. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Words at St. Andrews training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jurgen Pisani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief