Noah Laghmich

Defensive Midfielder - Zwolle
18 Apr 2036
Friday
Process

Marked for Noah Laghmich

500 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

25 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tim Van Dijk damages knee ligaments — 22 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 22 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Bas Bergwijn, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.82

A mark of 7.82 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Folke Karlsson is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Zwolle is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Zwolle

Thomas Wauters and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Zwolle

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Twan Schens was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Zwolle get the job done against MVV Maastricht

A 2‑1 win over MVV Maastricht, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The terraces

One of their own: Patrick Hateboer

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Squad

Mickayle Arends wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Zwolle can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Player ratings

Tim Dijks's mistake decides it

Ten men and a goalkeeper behind him, and it still finished in the net. He knew before anybody told him, and nobody at Zwolle needed to.

In brief

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The Zwolle Herald

17 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Zwolle tear Roda apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 6‑2 against Roda, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Bas Bergwijn, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 9.87

A mark of 9.87 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jesse van Piggelen takes the afternoon — 8.43

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jesse van Piggelen provided it, and the 8.43 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

3 goals for Bas Bergwijn

The match ball belongs to Bas Bergwijn, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Market

Tim Dijks has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zwolle they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Mickayle Arends asks to leave Zwolle

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Nobody wants to play Zwolle right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Market

Zwolle turn down Fénix for Aldo Garces

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Remember the name: Bas Bergwijn

He is 21, he is averaging 7.08, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

In brief

487 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

26 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Twan Schens has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zwolle they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Ryan De Roon asks to leave Zwolle

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Zwolle — 7.95

1 for Mathias Emilsen, marked 7.95, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

The dugout

Jordy Klaassen keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Zwolle may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A muscle injury and 15 days out for Noah Laghmich

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. Zwolle will quote 15 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Jesse van Piggelen — 7.23

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 13 actions, 7.23, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Squad

Noah Laghmich signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Noah Laghmich and Zwolle agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Zwolle

Onne de Flart was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Mathias Emilsen sends Zwolle past Jong Ajax

It finished 1‑0, and it was Mathias Emilsen’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Zwolle.

In brief

  • Squad A row about effort at Zwolle
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout Cody Wijnaldum knocks on the manager's door
486 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

19 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Tim Dijks has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zwolle they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Mickayle Arends asks to leave Zwolle

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Ties Kemna: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Zwolle have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A falling-out at Zwolle

Twan Schens and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Stanislav Yovkov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Zwolle training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ibrahim Ayyildiz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Mathias Tønnessen story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Mathias Tønnessen signs something — a contract at Zwolle or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Noah Laghmich knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Noah Laghmich trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Twan Schens runs his contract down

5 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Zwolle money.

In brief

479 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

1 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Folke Karlsson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zwolle they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Zwolle training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Twan Schens is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Zwolle

Onne de Flart was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Owen Xavi Simons — 6.75

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 12 actions, 6.75, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Match

A bad afternoon for Zwolle against Heracles

0‑2 to Heracles, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Hateboer

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

No hiding place for Noah Laghmich

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Noah Laghmich, and the manager let it.

Market

Zwolle and Twan Schens are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

413 Edition

The Bravo Gazette

26 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Noah Laghmich hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bravo can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Terms done: Nejc Sikosek is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Dravinja waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Bravo is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Match

Bravo refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 27 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Kenan Kurtović signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kenan Kurtović commits to Bravo for another 3 years.

Squad

Enrik Ostrc in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bravo this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Bravo rebuffed over Vinko Rozić

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Hajduk Split have kept their man, and Bravo go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Bravo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Borislav Penkov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Aimé Omgba is in the works

Bravo have made the call to Dinamo Zagreb. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Giacomo Sandrolini asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

410 Edition

The Bravo Gazette

5 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Denis Zulić out for 99 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bravo will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Max Sanders hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bravo can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Nejc Sikosek

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Nejc Sikosek will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Bravo the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Transfer targets

Lucas Erjavšek due for a Bravo medical

Everything agreed with Olimpija Ljubljana, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Tempers go at Bravo

Enrik Ostrc was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Bravo rebuffed over Aimé Omgba

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Dinamo Zagreb have kept their man, and Bravo go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Borislav Penkov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Max Sanders is slowing down

At 35, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

Market

No place for Noah Laghmich in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Noah Laghmich has his answer from Bravo; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

409 Edition

The Bravo Gazette

29 May 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Denis Zulić breaks a bone — 106 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 106 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Kenan Kurtović puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bravo, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Bravo refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 27 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Tempers go at Bravo

Tijan Vasić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Enrik Ostrc falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Noah Laghmich placed on the list

Bravo have made Noah Laghmich available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

The dugout

Nikolay Ivanov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Ramir Hubenko asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Nándor Tamás gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Nándor Tamás is on it.

In brief

408 Edition

The Bistrica Post

22 May 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Jakub Hajdo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bistrica, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Bistrica

Noah Laghmich and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Jaka Kasnik falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 130% of everything Bistrica earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Andres Savarino wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Bistrica know it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Duje Budiša's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Market

The Nik Rauter talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Bistrica know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Still no signature from Duje Budiša

5 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Bistrica could get for him.

The dugout

Aleksi Ojala asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief