Ryan Kalms

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19 Sep 2038
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Marked for Ryan Kalms

617 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Kapaz

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Kapaz is running low.

Market

Bahlul Khalilzade hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Mate Abuladze plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

Back issues
616 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ryan Kalms puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

615 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Luke Daley puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bautista Churlis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Ryan Kalms's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kapaz are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kapaz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $32.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Boardroom

Wages eat 85% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

When it matters, Sadiq Şəfiyev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The clock does Ryan Kalms’s negotiating for him

1 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Kapaz could ask drops and the wages Ryan Kalms can ask rise.

In brief

612 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ignazio Colletti asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ignazio Colletti says Kapaz went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

611 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Luke Daley puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kapaz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $31.7M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

When it matters, Apostolos Tsilingiris plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Valentin Guillaume knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Valentin Guillaume trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Ryan Kalms runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Kapaz money.

Market

Kapaz and Nicholas Wilson are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

607 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ryan Kalms puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bautista Churlis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ryan Kalms wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kapaz know it.

Squad

Valentin Guillaume wants to finish where he started

Every long career reaches the week the player starts thinking about the last one. He would like it to be at the club that first put him on a pitch, and Kapaz now know that too.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kapaz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $31.7M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Market

Ryan Kalms runs his contract down

2 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Kapaz money.

Market

The shop window has Luke Daley in it

Kapaz have let the market know Luke Daley can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

603 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ryan Kalms puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ignazio Colletti keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bautista Churlis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $32.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

No hiding place for Rauf Hüseynli

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rauf Hüseynli, and the manager let it.

In brief

601 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Kapaz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Sadiq Şəfiyev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Kapaz and Valentin Guillaume are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

599 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ryan Kalms puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

James Wright keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $32.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Valentin Guillaume

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

595 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

23 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Mate Abuladze says Kapaz went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Ryan Kalms asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $32.4M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

591 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev damages knee ligaments — 52 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 52 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Ryan Kalms asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Eirik Viland Andersen yet — 8.89

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.89 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Home is on Bautista Churlis's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kapaz are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bautista Churlis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Kapaz

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

Eirik Viland Andersen answers Inter immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Eirik Viland Andersen had Kapaz level again within 1 minutes, and Inter never got to play with a lead at all.

In brief

588 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev damages knee ligaments — 73 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 73 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

A brace, and Valery Arkhipenko takes the afternoon — 8.93

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Valery Arkhipenko provided it, and the 8.93 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Sime Vlasic hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Eirik Viland Andersen

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bautista Churlis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The owner puts $489.9K into Kapaz

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mate Abuladze

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mykhailo Shevchenko at his very best

Marked 8.06. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Kapaz.

In brief

586 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

87 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Kapaz are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 8 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

The wait goes on for Kapaz

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ryan Kalms wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kapaz know it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kapaz against Gabala

0‑2 to Gabala, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kapaz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $32.4M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

585 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 19 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

94 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A day Valery Arkhipenko will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Market

Ryan Kalms hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Eirik Viland Andersen, 35, rolls back the years — 8.93

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.93 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Kapaz leaking at the back

7 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Damir Perisic

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

581 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

122 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No mercy from Kapaz

Neftchi will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑2, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Kapaz were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Match

Kapaz bow out of the cup

Sumgayit go through and Kapaz go home, 0‑5 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Player ratings

Both of them Damir Perisic's — 8.89

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.89, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

The terraces

A cup hiding at Sumgayit leaves Kapaz explaining themselves

0-5, and long before the end the away end had switched from encouragement to something considerably more pointed. Nobody rings a phone-in about losing narrowly.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Eirik Viland Andersen yet — 8.90

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.90 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

578 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kapaz leaking at the back

25 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Mate Abuladze damages knee ligaments — 29 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 29 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Ryan Kalms pops up at the right end — 7.67

7.67, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ryan Kalms among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Ryan Kalms on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Kapaz and Khazar.

Match

Khazar take the points off Kapaz

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sadiq Şəfiyev

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

570 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mate Abuladze damages knee ligaments — 89 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 89 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

15 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

569 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mate Abuladze damages knee ligaments — 96 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 96 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Ryan Kalms asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

565 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mate Abuladze

125 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Ryan Kalms hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

James Wright stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” James Wright and Kapaz agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

561 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fərid Nəbiyev

50 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Ryan Kalms asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

557 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fərid Nəbiyev

80 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Ryan Kalms asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

549 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

99 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Valery Arkhipenko out for 61 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Ryan Kalms asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Mate Abuladze stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mate Abuladze and Kapaz agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

546 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

120 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Valery Arkhipenko out for 82 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Kapaz are in real trouble now

Position 8, 15 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Home is on Bautista Churlis's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kapaz are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Damir Perisic in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The Apostolos Tsilingiris question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Apostolos Tsilingiris’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

544 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

134 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Kapaz boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sheriff Sinyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

542 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kapaz leaking at the back

23 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

Kapaz are in real trouble now

Position 8, 15 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Yusif İmanov keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Ryan Kalms asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Araz Jafarov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Apostolos Tsilingiris for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Kapaz will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kapaz come up short against Sumgayit

Sumgayit left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Valery Arkhipenko at his very best

Marked 8.12. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Kapaz.

In brief

537 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kapaz are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 18 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tamkin Sadygov breaks a bone — 24 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 24 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Ryan Kalms hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Bautista Churlis wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kapaz know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Kapaz and AZAL in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief