Niklas Swider

Defensive Midfielder - Köln
12 Sep 2030
Thursday
Process

Marked for Niklas Swider

215 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

9 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Lukas Klostermann wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Köln hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marvin Schwäbe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Köln find a way past St. Pauli

St. Pauli made Köln work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jan Thielmann

Marked 8.30 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ragnar Ache

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.20, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Roni Santos stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Roni Santos and Köln agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Saïd El Mala linked with a move away

The name of Saïd El Mala keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Köln say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Niklas Swider

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

Back issues
214 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

2 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Marvin Schwäbe

There were 16 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Marvin Schwäbe wants more than Köln are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Saïd El Mala sends Köln past Werder Bremen

It finished 6‑4, and it was Saïd El Mala’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Köln.

Player ratings

Jakub Kamiński in the eights

A performance of 9.33 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Hiroki Ito gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Saïd El Mala in the eights

A performance of 8.64 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Niklas Swider in the eights

A performance of 8.42 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Ragnar Ache in the eights

A performance of 8.25 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

201 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

3 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Köln part company with Interim Coach

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Boardroom

Interim Coach takes charge at Köln

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Market

Marvin Schwäbe raises the bar for Köln

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Köln heard it as anything else.

Market

Nicolò Gigli is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Niklas Swider

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

“I want to play”: Benoît Sida speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

Market

The Ragnar Ache question follows Köln around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ragnar Ache’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Boardroom

Köln pull $26.4M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

In brief

191 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

25 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Köln

Beaten 0‑3 by Eintracht Frankfurt, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Niklas Swider runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sebastian Sebulonsen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Linton Maina is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.43 with 6 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Köln

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Market

The Jorge Cuenca question follows Köln around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Jorge Cuenca’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

Junior Arias never got going

5.17 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

Squad

Benoît Sida asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

  • Player ratings Off the pace: Malek El Mala
  • Boardroom The Köln production line keeps running
188 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

4 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Marvin Schwäbe keeps Köln in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 14 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Saïd El Mala

17 goals and a season average of 7.71 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

3 goals for Saïd El Mala

The match ball belongs to Saïd El Mala, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Market

Marvin Schwäbe wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Köln hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Linton Maina in the eights

A performance of 10.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Saïd El Mala in the eights

A performance of 10.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Köln get the job done against Hamburger SV

A 4‑3 win over Hamburger SV, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Jorge Cuenca in the eights

A performance of 8.62 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

187 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

25 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Marvin Schwäbe

There were 16 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Saïd El Mala is carrying Köln

14 goals and a season average of 7.64. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Hiroki Ito gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Linton Maina

Marked 9.12 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Jakub Kamiński in the eights

A performance of 8.94 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jorge Cuenca

Marked 8.36 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Jakub Kamiński rescues a point for Köln

It needed Jakub Kamiński to find the net to bring anything home at all: 3‑3 against VfB Stuttgart, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Niklas Swider misses from twelve yards

It was his to settle and he did not settle it. A long walk back to the halfway line, and a considerably longer week.

In brief

183 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

28 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Marvin Schwäbe

There were 15 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Köln silence Borussia Mönchengladbach

A derby is never about the football alone, but the football helped: 3‑1, and the away end emptied early. Bragging rights renewed for another season.

Player ratings

A derby belongs to Ragnar Ache

Beat anybody else and it is three points. Beat them and it is a story a city tells for a decade. Köln have their man.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Saïd El Mala

11 goals and a season average of 7.50 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Jan Thielmann gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Jorge Cuenca talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Köln know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

Étienne Borié runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Timo Hübers placed on the list

Köln have made Timo Hübers available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

  • Market Köln shop where it costs nothing
  • Boardroom Köln keep producing them
  • The terraces The press cannot get enough of Saïd El Mala
168 Edition

The Borussia Mönchengladbach Post

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Leandro Suhr asks to leave Borussia Mönchengladbach

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

George Murray-Jones keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Borussia Mönchengladbach may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Franck Honorat in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Borussia Mönchengladbach this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Borussia Mönchengladbach lose Niklas Swider

45 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

Borussia Mönchengladbach come up short against Borussia Dortmund

Borussia Dortmund left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Franck Honorat

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Jens Castrop knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Borussia Mönchengladbach, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Player ratings

Tim Kleindienst keeps on missing

Shots: 11, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Robin Hack keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief