The Fjolnir Gazette
Match14 Aug 2028
Fjolnir are in real trouble now
Position 12, 10 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.
Match12 Aug 2028
5 matches without a win for Fjolnir
The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Fjolnir are no longer polite ones.
Squad14 Aug 2028
Tempers go at Fjolnir
Omar Sowe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.
Match12 Aug 2028
A bad afternoon for Fjolnir against KR
0‑1 to KR, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.
Squad14 Aug 2028
Words at Fjolnir training over how hard people work
Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yusuf Ahmed is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.
Squad14 Aug 2028
Evgeniy Bun signs on for more
“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Evgeniy Bun and Fjolnir agree another 3 years.
Squad14 Aug 2028
No hiding place for Jón Kristinn Ingason
“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jón Kristinn Ingason, and the manager let it.
Player ratings14 Aug 2028
Nobody could get near Árni Steinn Sigursteinsson
Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.
Player ratings14 Aug 2028
Wiktor Benedyktowicz could not find anything
5.34. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.
In brief
- Player ratings Iván More never got going
- Market Fjolnir put Ionut Nedelcearu up for sale