Ivan Goryainov

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3 Aug 2027
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Ivan Goryainov

44 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Saturn are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 42 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Tempers go at Saturn

Valery Chupin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

At 21, Ionafan Sapozhnikov is already the best thing here

An average of 7.04 in a first team he is several years too young for. Saturn have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

In brief

Back issues
37 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

At 21, Bogdan Matsola is already the best thing here

An average of 7.05 in a first team he is several years too young for. Saturn have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Maxim Sedov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Saturn this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ivan Goryainov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ivan Goryainov and Saturn agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

22 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Artem Teterkin: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Saturn have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Saturn

Maxim Sedov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 335% of everything Saturn earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Saturn see off Tver

Three points for Saturn, 1‑0 the final word against Tver in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Vitaliy Myronenko runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

One of those days for Denis Beskorovainy

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.11, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Valery Chupin shuts the door

Defensive actions: 18, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Maxim Sedov

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Loan watch

Gevork Sarkisyan keeps scoring at Uralets-TS

16 appearances away from home and 9 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

In brief

10 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Saturn bow out of the cup

Ufa go through and Saturn go home, 1‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Market

Vitaliy Myronenko asks to leave Saturn

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 5 of the 24 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Squad

Semyon Bobrov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Saturn may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Saturn

Maxim Sedov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 606% of everything Saturn earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Maxim Kunskiy gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Maxim Kunskiy

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

“I want to play”: Danil Khromov speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

1 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Gevork Sarkisyan asks to leave Saturn

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Maxim Sedov signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Maxim Sedov and Saturn agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Saturn

Maxim Sedov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Maxim Bogdanets sends Saturn past Yenisey 2

It finished 2‑1, and it was Maxim Bogdanets’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Saturn.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Maxim Bogdanets

Marked 8.71 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

49 months and counting on Maxim Sedov

Still no offer on the table, and Maxim Sedov’s deal keeps shrinking. In boardroom language, silence this long stops being an oversight and starts being an answer.

Market

Mikhail Sheludyakov told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Mikhail Sheludyakov has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Saturn.

Squad

No hiding place for Grigory Loskov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Grigory Loskov, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Semyon Yemelin

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief