Eliot Thelen

Defensive Midfielder - Artis Brno
13 Sep 2032
Monday
Process

Marked for Eliot Thelen

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The Prostějov Courier

11 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Eliot Thelen asks to leave Prostějov

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Miracle Ukadike stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

The dugout

Idoto Ocheme keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Prostějov may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Sacha Komljenović is a medical away from Prostějov

The deal with Sparta Prague is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Marek Naskos turns down Prostějov

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Slavia Prague keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

A falling-out at Prostějov

Viktor Hýsek and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

One of their own: Stefan Duda

He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Prostějov see off České Budějovice

Three points for Prostějov, 1‑0 the final word against České Budějovice in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

100 appearances for Miracle Ukadike

100 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

In brief

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28 Jul 2031
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The dugout

Oihan Duran says Prostějov went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Terrance Joe asks to leave Prostějov

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Prostějov

Viktor Hýsek was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Adam Sosna runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Transfer targets

Táborsko tell Prostějov: Lukáš Váňa is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Marek Polášek sends Prostějov past Pribram

It finished 1‑0, and it was Marek Polášek’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Prostějov.

Player ratings

Alan Marinelli stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.98 on the card, and the Prostějov support went home talking about one name.

Transfer targets

A loan move for David Osei is in the works

Prostějov have made the call to Slovan Liberec. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

Prostějov try to borrow Mikuláš Lužný

Zbrojovka Brno have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

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  • The dugout Eliot Thelen gets it from the manager
  • Squad Ilias Lazaridis falls out with a teammate over standards
259 Edition

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14 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Eliot Thelen asks to leave Prostějov

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Raffaele Celia is a medical away from Prostějov

The deal with Slavia Prague is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Marek Naskos turns down Prostějov

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Slavia Prague keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Tempers go at Prostějov

Tomáš Kott was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Olatoundji Tessilimi

Prostějov asked and Banik Ostrava said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Miroslav Hamsik

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Miroslav Hamsik, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

Prostějov try to borrow Stanislav Soucek

Sparta Prague have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Squad

Miroslav Hamsik wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Prostějov will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

Squad

Manuel Haas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

256 Edition

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23 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Zdeněk Toman puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Prostějov, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Prince Cissé is a medical away from Prostějov

The deal with Zbrojovka Brno is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Prostějov

Viktor Hýsek was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Teplice tell Prostějov: Gabriel Garin is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Prostějov lose Filippo Papetti

16 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Transfer targets

Prostějov try to borrow David Huf

Banik Ostrava have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Henrik Nerguti is in the works

Prostějov have made the call to Pardubice. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Squad

A row about effort at Prostějov

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Manuel Haas was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Oihan Duran has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Prostějov will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

254 Edition

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9 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

David Jankto damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Eliot Thelen asks to leave Prostějov

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Prostějov

Viktor Hýsek and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Redouane Bounoua gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Redouane Bounoua has just signed for Prostějov, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

Prostějov rebuffed over Roman Horný

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Bohemians 1905 have kept their man, and Prostějov go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

Prostějov ask about Filip Ret

A loan enquiry to Slovacko: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Squad

A row about effort at Prostějov

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Terrance Joe was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Prostějov bring in an old head

Jakub Szrek is 33 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

Market

The Alan Marinelli question follows Prostějov around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Alan Marinelli’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

250 Edition

The Prostějov Courier

12 May 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Eliot Thelen asks to leave Prostějov

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Prostějov

Viktor Hýsek and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Filip Twardzik is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 38 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

Squad

Michal Masopust out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Michal Masopust, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Words at Prostějov training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filip Twardzik is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Tomáš Kott knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Prostějov, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

246 Edition

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14 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Nicolò D'Agostino puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Prostějov, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Prostějov

Viktor Hýsek and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Prostějov

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Filip Twardzik was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Eliot Thelen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Eliot Thelen, and the manager let it.

Market

The Alan Marinelli question follows Prostějov around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Alan Marinelli’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Oihan Duran asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Prostějov and Narek Hovhannisyan are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Filippo Papetti has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Filippo Papetti has written the date down.

Boardroom

The Prostějov production line keeps running

36 graduates out of an academy now rated 7 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

245 Edition

The Prostějov Courier

7 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Prostějov

Jan Chytrý was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Prostějov

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Home is on Charlie Moody's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Prostějov are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Words at Prostějov training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Elonga N'Dri is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Filip Twardzik is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Filip Twardzik has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

The dugout

No hiding place for Amadu Camará

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Amadu Camará, and the manager let it.

Market

The Miracle Ukadike talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Prostějov know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Match

Prostějov have something to play for

Position 5 on 46 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

Market

Still no ink between Prostějov and Antonio Vetrò

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Prostějov, another week without a signature from Antonio Vetrò.

In brief

239 Edition

The Prostějov Courier

24 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Alan Marinelli leads the rout of Ústí nad Labem

3‑0, and Alan Marinelli took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Prostějov tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

Adam Sosna beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 27. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Player ratings

Nicolò D'Agostino, 21, steals the show — 7.76

Marked 7.76 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Squad

Viktor Hýsek in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Prostějov this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

One of their own: Nicolò D'Agostino

He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Player ratings

Alan Marinelli in the eights

A performance of 8.34 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Marek Polášek in the eights

A performance of 8.19 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Elonga N'Dri falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

90% of the income goes out in wages at Prostějov

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

234 Edition

The Prostějov Courier

20 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Eliot Thelen asks to leave Prostějov

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

4 matches without a win for Prostějov

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Prostějov are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Jan Chytrý in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Prostějov this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Prostějov

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Tomáš Kott was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Antonin Sykora

Prostějov asked and Sigma Olomouc said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

A bad afternoon for Prostějov against Opava

0‑1 to Opava, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Mohafidh Ahamada gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Transfer targets

Prostějov ask about Bohdan Velička

A loan enquiry to Zbrojovka Brno: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

229 Edition

The Prostějov Courier

16 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Miroslav Hamsik

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Prostějov lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Stefan Duda at 20 — 7.88

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Stefan Duda did not need any: 7.88, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

The dugout

Idoto Ocheme says Prostějov went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at Prostějov

Viktor Hýsek and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Prostějov counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Prostějov now.

Squad

A row about effort at Prostějov

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Tomáš Kott was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

One of their own: Elonga N'Dri

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Stefan Duda the difference as Prostějov beat Hradec Králové

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Stefan Duda. 1‑0 against Hradec Králové, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

The decline has begun for Manuel Haas

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 34 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Prostějov is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

In brief

225 Edition

The Prostějov Courier

18 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

David Jankto damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

23 days out for Idoto Ocheme after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Prostějov will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Elonga N'Dri puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Prostějov, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Amadu Camará: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Prostějov have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Prostějov

Viktor Hýsek and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Prostějov counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Prostějov now.

Squad

The decline has begun for Filip Twardzik

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 37 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Prostějov is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Eliot Thelen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Looking ahead

Jan Chytrý faces his old club

Jihlava next, and one man in the Prostějov dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

In brief

223 Edition

The Prostějov Courier

4 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

David Jankto damages knee ligaments — 29 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 29 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

37 days out for Idoto Ocheme after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Prostějov will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Matej Schick says Prostějov went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Eliot Thelen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Prostějov can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Viktor Hýsek stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Viktor Hýsek and Prostějov agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Viktor Hýsek in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Prostějov this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Elonga N'Dri

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Viktor Hýsek sends Prostějov past Ústí nad Labem

It finished 1‑0, and it was Viktor Hýsek’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Prostějov.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 99% of the Prostějov income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

In brief

220 Edition

The Prostějov Courier

14 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Idoto Ocheme out for 58 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Prostějov will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A falling-out at Prostějov

Jan Chytrý and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Prostějov

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Tomáš Kott was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Eliot Thelen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Alan Marinelli talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Prostějov know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Dmytro Sakhno asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Jan Chytrý walks taller at Prostějov

His past walked in ahead of him. Players who have been where he has been get a hearing in a dressing room before they have earned one, and he has it for as long as his form does.

Market

Talks stall between Prostějov and Jack Grimmer

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

The manager makes Ilias Lazaridis a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Prostějov. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief