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The Podbeskidzie Post

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Podbeskidzie run out of patience with Interim Coach

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Interim Coach clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

The terraces

The mood at Podbeskidzie has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

A stranger takes charge at Podbeskidzie

The coaching staff has emptied out entirely and there was nobody internal to promote, so the club has appointed a name almost none of its supporters will recognise. Clubs recover from this; none of them enjoy explaining it.

Boardroom

Interim Coach minds the shop at Podbeskidzie

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Interim Coach recited it perfectly.

Squad

Tempers go at Podbeskidzie

Ognjen Abramušić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Podbeskidzie training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mieszko Lorenc is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Armoosha told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Armoosha has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Podbeskidzie.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Simone Abbondanza

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Podbeskidzie and Zinho Alderweireld are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

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615 Edition

The Podbeskidzie Post

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Podbeskidzie has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sebastian Glik

25 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Podbeskidzie lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Alexandru Iamandache in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Podbeskidzie this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

611 Edition

The Podbeskidzie Post

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Podbeskidzie has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sebastian Glik

53 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Podbeskidzie lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Nacer Mignolet says Podbeskidzie went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

In brief

607 Edition

The Podbeskidzie Post

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Podbeskidzie has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Alexandru Iamandache in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Podbeskidzie this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Podbeskidzie training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mieszko Lorenc is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

603 Edition

The Podbeskidzie Post

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

The mood at Podbeskidzie has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Bruno Dupont keeps Podbeskidzie in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Alexandru Iamandache in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Podbeskidzie this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Podbeskidzie dugout

14 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Squad

Noah Yalcin is carrying Podbeskidzie

11 goals and a season average of 7.37. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Words at Podbeskidzie training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mieszko Lorenc is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Noah Yalcin at his very best

Marked 9.17. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Podbeskidzie.

Match

Matías Chiquichano sends Podbeskidzie past Korona

It finished 2‑1, and it was Matías Chiquichano’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Podbeskidzie.

Player ratings

Matías Chiquichano was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.38. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

601 Edition

The Podbeskidzie Post

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Diogo Dias

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Alexandru Iamandache in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Podbeskidzie this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Podbeskidzie training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mieszko Lorenc is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Podbeskidzie against Piast

0‑2 to Piast, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Diogo Dias signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Diogo Dias and Podbeskidzie agree another 1 years.

Player ratings

Noah Yalcin could have had three

8 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

Player ratings

Kacper Gawarecki could have had three

10 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michał Milewski

Successful dribbles: 9. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Still no signature from Francisco Ballesteros

4 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Podbeskidzie could get for him.

In brief

594 Edition

The Podbeskidzie Post

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jarosław Czerwik breaks a bone — 52 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 52 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Podbeskidzie sink to position 15

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Bruno Dupont

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Kacper Gawarecki

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Kacper Gawarecki will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Podbeskidzie the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Sorriso keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Podbeskidzie may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Podbeskidzie

Alexandru Iamandache was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Podbeskidzie against Gornik Zabrze

0‑1 to Gornik Zabrze, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

The one thing Matías Chiquichano could not do

Shots: 12, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Market

Talks stall between Podbeskidzie and Diogo Dias

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

593 Edition

The Podbeskidzie Post

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Interim Coach confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

Squad

Jarosław Czerwik breaks a bone — 59 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 59 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Mieszko Lorenc signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mieszko Lorenc commits to Podbeskidzie for another 2 years.

Squad

Alexandru Iamandache in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Podbeskidzie this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Podbeskidzie training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mieszko Lorenc is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Noah Yalcin sends Podbeskidzie past Lechia

It finished 2‑1, and it was Noah Yalcin’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Podbeskidzie.

Player ratings

One of those days for Noah Yalcin

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.78, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Matías Chiquichano was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.46. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Market

Podbeskidzie and Kacper Gawarecki are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

549 Edition

The Podbeskidzie Post

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Podbeskidzie

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Podbeskidzie can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

Podbeskidzie throw away a 3-goal lead

3 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Jagiellonia the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Podbeskidzie will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Both of them Noah Yalcin's — 9.88

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.88, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jakub Szymański

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Matías Chiquichano takes the afternoon — 8.44

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Matías Chiquichano provided it, and the 8.44 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Simone Abbondanza asks to leave Podbeskidzie

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Armoosha says Podbeskidzie went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

5 matches without a win for Podbeskidzie

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Podbeskidzie are no longer polite ones.

In brief

546 Edition

The Podbeskidzie Post

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Podbeskidzie are in real trouble now

Position 15, 17 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Podbeskidzie

Alexandru Iamandache was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mieszko Lorenc falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mieszko Lorenc

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Sebastian Zielinski conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Zaglebie will make the call about Sebastian Zielinski this week. Podbeskidzie have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

A promise honoured for Zinho Alderweireld

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Podbeskidzie told Zinho Alderweireld something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

538 Edition

The Podbeskidzie Post

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Podbeskidzie's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Podbeskidzie has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Podbeskidzie

2‑7 against Lech, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Podbeskidzie

Position 15 and 9 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Piotr Zielinski breaks a bone — 34 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 34 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Podbeskidzie

8 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Simone Abbondanza keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Podbeskidzie may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Podbeskidzie

Alexandru Iamandache was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Jarosław Czerwik among the goals in a wild afternoon

9 goals in one match, Jarosław Czerwik on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Podbeskidzie and Lech.

Squad

Ognjen Abramušić falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

537 Edition

The Podbeskidzie Post

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Podbeskidzie's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Podbeskidzie has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Podbeskidzie

3‑7 against Pogon, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Piotr Zielinski breaks a bone — 41 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 41 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Podbeskidzie leaking at the back

7 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Alexandru Iamandache in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Podbeskidzie this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

10 goals as Podbeskidzie and Pogon go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 10 goals between Podbeskidzie and Pogon, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

7 past Jakub Szymański

Whether it was the goalkeeper or the ten in front of him is the argument that will fill every conversation in town this week. 4 saves does not settle it either way.

Squad

Noah Yalcin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jarosław Czerwik

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.69, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief