The WaiBOP United Gazette
Market8 Feb 2027
Bailey O'Neill’s move to Auckland City falls through
The deal that would have taken Bailey O'Neill to Auckland City has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to WaiBOP United with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.
Market8 Feb 2027
Stefan Lockyer asks to leave WaiBOP United
“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.
Squad8 Feb 2027
Declan Kleiboer signs on for more
“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Declan Kleiboer and WaiBOP United agree another 4 years.
Squad8 Feb 2027
Tempers go at WaiBOP United
Bill Just was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.
Squad8 Feb 2027
Tommy Garbett named in the team of the month
A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Tommy Garbett is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.
Market8 Feb 2027
Talks stall between WaiBOP United and Makai Welch
“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.
The dugout8 Feb 2027
Marco Garbett gets it from the manager
“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.
Squad8 Feb 2027
No place for Tommy McCowatt in the new shape
He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation WaiBOP United are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.
Market8 Feb 2027
WaiBOP United put Kosta Lockyer up for sale
The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Kosta Lockyer may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.
In brief
- The dugout Deklan Kirwan has been promised minutes
- The dugout Winston Fenton knocks on the manager's door
- The dugout The manager plants his flag on Bailey O'Neill