Ivan Stosh

Goalkeeper - Osipovichi
27 Aug 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Ivan Stosh

107 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

The view from the top for Osipovichi

42 points, and the rest of the division looking up. Every side that finishes first spends the season pretending it is not thinking about it, and this one has started pretending.

Market

Osipovichi turn down BATE for Nikita Karpuk

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Ivan Stosh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Osipovichi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Vadim Tkachenko

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Osipovichi have done the hard part with Arsenal Dzerzhinsk, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Market

Artem Polshakov attracts admirers

The name of Artem Polshakov has come up in conversations Osipovichi were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

Osipovichi rebuffed over Daniil Kirbay

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Slutsk have kept their man, and Osipovichi go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Osipovichi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Denis Ssorin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Osipovichi

Daniil Kutsepalov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Osipovichi are $5.7M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

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102 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ivan Stosh asks to leave Osipovichi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Nikita Matysyuk due for a Osipovichi medical

Everything agreed with Neman, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Vadim Galko

Osipovichi asked and Smorgon said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Daniil Kutsepalov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osipovichi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 205% of the Osipovichi income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Maxim Autko is in the works

Osipovichi have made the call to Neman. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Yegor Kortsov gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Yegor Kortsov is on it.

Boardroom

Osipovichi have to sell first

The manager has a list and the board has a condition attached to it. That is not a crisis — half of football works this way — but it decides which of the two of them gets his way in August.

The dugout

Artem Zimin knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Artem Zimin trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

98 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ivan Stosh asks to leave Osipovichi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Daniil Kutsepalov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osipovichi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 199% of the Osipovichi income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ilya Kukharchik

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Denis Ssorin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Halfway: Osipovichi sit in position 1

25 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

Match

Osipovichi share the spoils with Lokomotiv Gomel

A 1‑1 draw with Lokomotiv Gomel leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

Daniel Zerafa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody arrives at Osipovichi until somebody leaves

The club is not barred from spending; it simply has nothing to spend that it has not first raised. Every name linked with Osipovichi this window arrives with a name leaving in the same sentence.

In brief

95 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Roman Zhoglo keeps Osipovichi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Rustam Gurinovich asks to leave Osipovichi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Pavel Klenje

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Pavel Klenje will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Osipovichi the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Osipovichi

Daniil Kutsepalov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Looking ahead

Top-of-the-table clash for Osipovichi

Uni-X Labs next, and the two sides the division is watching meet each other. Whoever wins will be told nothing is decided in the same breath as being congratulated.

Match

Osipovichi and Volna Pinsk take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Stanislau Volodko on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Stanislau Volodko after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

Nikita Karpuk has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Osipovichi will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ivan Stosh

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ivan Stosh, and the manager let it.

In brief

94 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ivan Stosh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Osipovichi can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Daniil Kutsepalov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osipovichi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

183% of the income goes out in wages at Osipovichi

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Evgeniy Zemko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Osipovichi

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Denis Ssorin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Osipovichi refuse to lose to Belshina

A point taken on 92 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Artem Zimin

7.88, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Osipovichi had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Squad

5 new faces, and Osipovichi are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Match

Artem Zimin rescues a point for Osipovichi

It needed Artem Zimin to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Belshina, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout Daniil Kutsepalov has become a man the manager trusts
  • Player ratings The afternoon ran through Nikita Karpuk
90 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Triumph

Player ratings

A brace, and Daniil Kutsepalov takes the afternoon — 8.23

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Daniil Kutsepalov provided it, and the 8.23 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Osipovichi make it 6 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Osipovichi have 6 straight wins of it.

Market

Ivan Stosh asks to leave Osipovichi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The run at home goes on for Osipovichi

11 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Match

Osipovichi find a way past Niva

Niva made Osipovichi work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Daniil Kutsepalov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osipovichi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages eat 132% of everything Osipovichi earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Nikita Karpuk

Marked 8.06 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The dugout

Aram Aharonyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

86 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Yegor Kortsov scores twice — 8.66

Two goals and a mark of 8.66 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Ivan Stosh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Osipovichi can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Osipovichi make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Osipovichi have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Daniil Kutsepalov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osipovichi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Yegor Kortsov among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Yegor Kortsov on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Osipovichi and Molodechno.

Match

Osipovichi find a way past Molodechno

Molodechno made Osipovichi work for it, but the scoreboard read 4‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The dugout

No hiding place for Adrian Platon

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Adrian Platon, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nikita Karpuk was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.02. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

107% of the income goes out in wages at Osipovichi

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout Yegor Kortsov has become a man the manager trusts
  • The dugout Artem Zimin asks for a word with the manager
82 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Osipovichi

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Ivan Stosh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Osipovichi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Daniil Kutsepalov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osipovichi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Belshina tell Osipovichi: Nikita Patsenko is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Aram Aharonyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 99% of the Osipovichi income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Denis Ssorin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Osipovichi try to borrow Plamen Arshev

Baranovichi have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

Osipovichi ask about Konstantin Lipnitskiy

A loan enquiry to Gomel: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

79 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Anders Veskila asks to leave Osipovichi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Osipovichi

Daniil Kutsepalov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Adrian Platon

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Osipovichi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Denis Ssorin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Osipovichi ask about Vladislav Grekovich

A loan enquiry to Slutsk: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

Osipovichi ask about Vadim Tkachenko

A loan enquiry to Arsenal Dzerzhinsk: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Boardroom

Osipovichi have to sell first

The manager has a list and the board has a condition attached to it. That is not a crisis — half of football works this way — but it decides which of the two of them gets his way in August.

The dugout

Artem Zimin knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Osipovichi, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The clock does Hakon Odegaard’s negotiating for him

1 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Osipovichi could ask drops and the wages Hakon Odegaard can ask rise.

In brief

75 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Anders Veskila asks to leave Osipovichi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

The season belongs to Yegor Kortsov

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Osipovichi have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Osipovichi

Daniil Kutsepalov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Osipovichi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Aram Aharonyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Osipovichi have to sell first

The manager has a list and the board has a condition attached to it. That is not a crisis — half of football works this way — but it decides which of the two of them gets his way in August.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ivan Stosh

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

74 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Roman Zhoglo breaks a bone — 15 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 15 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Osipovichi boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Tempers go at Osipovichi

Daniil Kutsepalov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

124% of the income goes out in wages at Osipovichi

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Yegor Kortsov gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Yegor Kortsov is on it.

The dugout

Aram Aharonyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Osipovichi

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nikita Koval was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

The Roman Zhoglo talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Osipovichi know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Ivan Stosh knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ivan Stosh trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

68 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

59 days out for Roman Zhoglo after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Osipovichi will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A falling-out at Osipovichi

Daniil Kutsepalov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Hakon Odegaard

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Osipovichi are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Daniil Kutsepalov gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Daniil Kutsepalov is on it.

Squad

A season on the outside for Hakon Odegaard

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Osipovichi has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

61 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Ivan Stosh says Osipovichi went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Daniil Kutsepalov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osipovichi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Osipovichi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Denis Ssorin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Ivan Stosh told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Ivan Stosh has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Osipovichi.

Squad

No place for Albert Razmõslov in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Osipovichi are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

The dugout

Dmitry Lapin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Artem Perepechko runs his contract down

2 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Osipovichi money.

The dugout

Rustam Gurinovich knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Rustam Gurinovich trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The shop window has Prokhor Sheverdenok in it

Osipovichi have let the market know Prokhor Sheverdenok can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

60 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ivan Stosh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Osipovichi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Osipovichi to lose Andrey Kukhotskovolets for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Andrey Kukhotskovolets has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

A falling-out at Osipovichi

Daniil Kutsepalov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Raman Laptev steps up from the Osipovichi academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Raman Laptev has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Mikita Gordeichuk joins the Osipovichi first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Mikita Gordeichuk is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Yan Arlouski steps up from the Osipovichi academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Yan Arlouski has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Squad

7 new faces, and Osipovichi are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Squad

A row about effort at Osipovichi

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Denis Ssorin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Pavel Klenje gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

36 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

The cup run ends for Osipovichi

2‑3 against Naftan, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Player ratings

Yegor Kortsov scores twice — 8.79

Two goals and a mark of 8.79 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ivan Stosh

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Evgeniy Elezarenko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osipovichi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Yegor Kortsov the difference as Osipovichi beat Volna Pinsk

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Yegor Kortsov. 3‑1 against Volna Pinsk, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The terraces

One of their own: Roman Terletskiy

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Adrian Platon

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Osipovichi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Denis Ssorin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A step back for Denis Ssorin at Osipovichi

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

In brief

32 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Ivan Stosh: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Osipovichi have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

The Osipovichi board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Daniil Kutsepalov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osipovichi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

The game went through Evgeniy Elezarenko — 6.83

Marked 6.83 on 14 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Squad

Vladislav Drapeza signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Vladislav Drapeza commits to Osipovichi for another 4 years.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Evgeniy Novykh

Osipovichi asked and Vitebsk said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Deadline beats Osipovichi to Ilya Bogdanovich

The clock did what Smorgon would not, and ended it. Supporters who watched the countdown will spend the next window doing it again.

Match

Osipovichi end the wait against Slonim

It had gone 5 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Match

Daniil Kutsepalov sends Osipovichi past Slonim

It finished 1‑0, and it was Daniil Kutsepalov’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Osipovichi.

In brief

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The Osipovichi Post

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Daniil Kutsepalov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osipovichi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Osipovichi

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Denis Ssorin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Ivan Stosh knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ivan Stosh trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

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The Osipovichi Post

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Roman Zhoglo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Osipovichi have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A fracture rules Ivan Stosh out for 17 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Osipovichi will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Osipovichi

Daniil Kutsepalov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

One of our own: Vadzim Shikavka joins the Osipovichi first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Vadzim Shikavka is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Raman Ihnatovich steps up from the Osipovichi academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Raman Ihnatovich has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

The dugout

Dmitry Lapin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Artem Polshakov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Osipovichi, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Rustam Gurinovich: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Osipovichi will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

Squad

The penny has dropped for Yegor Kortsov

He looks like a man who lives here now rather than one who is working here. It took most of a season, and at Osipovichi the difference is visible from the back of the stand.

In brief

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The Osipovichi Post

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ivan Stosh breaks a bone — 24 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 24 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words exchanged at Osipovichi

Daniil Kutsepalov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Wages eat 150% of everything Osipovichi earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Denis Ssorin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mykyta Kyslyi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mykyta Kyslyi, and the manager let it.

Market

Talks stall between Osipovichi and Evgeniy Elezarenko

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief