Kiko Pimenta

Goalkeeper - Podillia
24 Sep 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Kiko Pimenta

103 Edition

The Podillia Courier

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kiko Pimenta puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Podillia, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Real improvement from Taras Shtokal at Podillia

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Taras Shtokal is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Podillia

Yurii Potimkov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

Back issues
102 Edition

The Podillia Courier

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Yevhenii Profatylo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Podillia, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Iván Martínez keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Podillia may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Yurii Potimkov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Podillia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

99 Edition

The Podillia Courier

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kiko Pimenta puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Podillia, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Podillia

Oleksandr Nikolyshyn was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Nazar Lys

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nazar Lys, and the manager let it.

In brief

93 Edition

The Podillia Courier

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

An order from above at Podillia: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Gabriel Eskinja falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Podillia

Yaroslav Kvasov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

85 Edition

The Podillia Courier

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Pavlo Savchuk: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Podillia have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Podillia

Oleksandr Nikolyshyn was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gabriel Eskinja falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

84 Edition

The Podillia Courier

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Yevhenii Profatylo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Podillia is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Yevhen Korokhov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Yevhen Korokhov commits to Podillia for another 4 years.

Squad

A move Pavel Izotov would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Pavel Izotov is living that version at Podillia, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Words at Podillia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gabriel Eskinja is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Yaroslav Kvasov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Podillia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages eat 86% of everything Podillia earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

70 Edition

The Gimnasia y Tiro Sentinel

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Agustín Rodríguez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Gimnasia y Tiro can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Ivo Chaves in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gimnasia y Tiro this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Gimnasia y Tiro training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Manuel Guanini is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 117% of everything Gimnasia y Tiro earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Donatto Larrosa asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Juan Rocca has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Gimnasia y Tiro will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

63 Edition

The Gimnasia y Tiro Sentinel

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Manuel Guanini puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Gimnasia y Tiro, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Gimnasia y Tiro

Ivo Chaves was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Franco Naranjo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

56 Edition

The Gimnasia y Tiro Sentinel

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Manuel Guanini asks to leave Gimnasia y Tiro

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Rubén Villarreal is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Gimnasia y Tiro is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Ivo Chaves in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gimnasia y Tiro this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Fabricio Rojas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Joaquín Papaleo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joaquín Papaleo, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Gimnasia y Tiro against Almagro

0‑1 to Almagro, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Juan Rocca

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Kiko Pimenta wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Gimnasia y Tiro know it.

Player ratings

An afternoon Agustín Zabaleta will want back

Marked 5.23. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

47 Edition

The Gimnasia y Tiro Sentinel

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Dylan Vera says Gimnasia y Tiro went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Gonzalo Soto asks to leave Gimnasia y Tiro

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Gimnasia y Tiro

Ivo Chaves was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Gimnasia y Tiro training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fabricio Rojas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Fabricio Rojas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Home is on Kiko Pimenta's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Gimnasia y Tiro are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

30 Edition

The Gimnasia y Tiro Sentinel

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Fabricio Rojas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Gimnasia y Tiro, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Agustín Zabaleta keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Gimnasia y Tiro may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Gimnasia y Tiro

Ivo Chaves was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thiago Capomaggio falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Maipú take the points off Gimnasia y Tiro

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Joaquín Papaleo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Tiago Banega runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Agustín Zabaleta

A mark of 5.37 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Matías Birge

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

24 Edition

The Gimnasia y Tiro Sentinel

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Santiago Nogales hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Gimnasia y Tiro can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tomás Sinópoli keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Gimnasia y Tiro may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Gimnasia y Tiro

Ivo Chaves was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief