Artem Stepanov

Striker - Bayer Leverkusen
27 Sep 2028
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Artem Stepanov

111 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mark Flekken

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Bayer Leverkusen say no — this time

The offer from Borussia Mönchengladbach for Artem Stepanov was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Ibrahim Maza wants more than Bayer Leverkusen are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Exequiel Palacios in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayer Leverkusen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Edmond Tapsoba shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Loïc Badé

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Malik Tillman runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Nathan Tella gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Bayer Leverkusen find a way past TSG Hoffenheim

TSG Hoffenheim made Bayer Leverkusen work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

Back issues
110 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Bayer Leverkusen spell it out for Carlos Borges

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Carlos Borges has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The Bayer Leverkusen board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Younes Ebnoutalib gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Younes Ebnoutalib has just signed for Bayer Leverkusen, and for once the answer mattered.

Market

Malik Tillman wants more than Bayer Leverkusen are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Patrik Schick in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayer Leverkusen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Loïc Badé falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tyrone Mings signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Tyrone Mings and Bayer Leverkusen agree another 2 years.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Loïc Badé

Marked 9.23 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Patrik Schick the difference as Bayer Leverkusen beat Heidenheim

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Patrik Schick. 2‑0 against Heidenheim, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

106 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Victor Boniface

23 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bayer Leverkusen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Bayer Leverkusen put Carlos Borges on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The Bayer Leverkusen board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Patrik Schick in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayer Leverkusen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Real improvement from Artem Stepanov at Bayer Leverkusen

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Artem Stepanov is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Words at Bayer Leverkusen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Exequiel Palacios is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

105 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Victor Boniface

32 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bayer Leverkusen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Exequiel Palacios in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayer Leverkusen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mert Kömür is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Market

Sebastian Günther is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Bayer Leverkusen is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Romano Floriani Mussolini wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Martin Terrier for 17 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Bayer Leverkusen will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

In brief

97 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Malik Tillman wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Bayer Leverkusen hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Market

VfB Stuttgart come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Bayer Leverkusen did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Malik Tillman signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Malik Tillman and Bayer Leverkusen agree another 5 years.

Squad

Exequiel Palacios in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayer Leverkusen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bayer Leverkusen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Loïc Badé is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ibrahim Maza

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

94 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Bayer Leverkusen

Exequiel Palacios was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Edmond Tapsoba falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mert Kömür

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

93 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mert Kömür keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bayer Leverkusen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Leonai Souza is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Bayer Leverkusen is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Exequiel Palacios in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayer Leverkusen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Victor Boniface

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Robert Andrich falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Artem Stepanov keeps scoring at Mallorca

23 appearances away from home and 10 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

In brief

93 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Mallorca run riot against Espanyol

4‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Market

Samú asks to leave Mallorca

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

A brace, and Arnau Puigmal takes the afternoon — 9.23

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Arnau Puigmal provided it, and the 9.23 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Jan Virgili, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 8.86

A mark of 8.86 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

8 seasons of Abdón Prats

376 appearances across 8 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Mallorca know what they have.

Squad

Pablo Torre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mallorca this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Antonio Raíllo signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Antonio Raíllo commits to Mallorca for another 2 years.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Artem Stepanov

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Espanyol blown away early

There is a particular helplessness in conceding 2 times before the twentieth minute. Espanyol tried to reorganise, Mallorca did not allow it, and the result was written long before it was confirmed.

In brief

92 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Bayer Leverkusen

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Bayer Leverkusen is running low.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayer Leverkusen

Exequiel Palacios was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Sebastian Günther is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Bayer Leverkusen is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Aleix García raises the bar for Bayer Leverkusen

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Bayer Leverkusen heard it as anything else.

Squad

Edmond Tapsoba falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Jeanuël Belocian wants his own locker back at Bayer Leverkusen

“Three loans in three years. At some point a club has to decide if I am their player or their asset.” The spell at RB Leipzig continues; the message travels home.

Loan watch

Artem Stepanov keeps scoring at Mallorca

22 appearances away from home and 9 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

Market

The Patrik Schick question follows Bayer Leverkusen around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Patrik Schick’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Victor Boniface knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bayer Leverkusen, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

92 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Mallorca throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Rayo Vallecano the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Mallorca will enjoy reviewing.

Match

The wait goes on for Mallorca

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Mallorca

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Jean keeps Mallorca in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Artem Stepanov at 20 — 7.83

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Artem Stepanov did not need any: 7.83, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Samú pops up at the right end — 7.80

7.80, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Player ratings

Jan Virgili runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Abdón Prats has been here 8 seasons

376 appearances across 8 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Tempers go at Mallorca

Pablo Torre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

90 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Chris Brady

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayer Leverkusen

Exequiel Palacios was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Nathan Tella

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nathan Tella, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Malik Tillman

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Borussia Dortmund take the points off Bayer Leverkusen

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No place for Mark Flekken on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Bayer Leverkusen pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Artem Stepanov’s exile

8 goals in 20 games at Mallorca — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at Bayer Leverkusen updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Nathaniel Brown

A mark of 4.89 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Patrik Schick

A mark of 5.37 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

90 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

6 matches without a win for Mallorca

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Mallorca are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Jan Virgili runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A move Liam Möller would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Liam Möller is living that version at Mallorca, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Tempers go at Mallorca

Samú was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Antonio Raíllo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A promise honoured for Sergi Darder

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Mallorca told Sergi Darder something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

89 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Chris Brady

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Leonai Souza is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Bayer Leverkusen is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Exequiel Palacios in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayer Leverkusen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bayer Leverkusen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Edmond Tapsoba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Eliesse Ben Seghir wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Match

Bayer Leverkusen find a way past Borussia Mönchengladbach

Borussia Mönchengladbach made Bayer Leverkusen work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tyrone Mings

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mert Kömür

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Loan watch

Axel Tape wants to come home

“I did not go to Atlético Madrid to sit and watch. I want to come back to Bayer Leverkusen and fight for my place.” 7 appearances in 12 matches say the rest.

In brief

89 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Samú puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mallorca, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Both of them Artem Stepanov's — 8.09

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.09, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

The wait goes on for Mallorca

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Samú in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mallorca this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Jan Virgili runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Artem Stepanov rescues a point for Mallorca

It needed Artem Stepanov to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Valencia, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

No hiding place for Toni Lato

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Toni Lato, and the manager let it.

Squad

A promise honoured for Abdón Prats

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Mallorca told Abdón Prats something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

Getting past Jean has become the hardest job in the division

6 clean sheets and counting. Forwards used to back themselves here; now they shoot early, shoot wide, and look for somebody to blame.

In brief

88 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jan Virgili

Successful dribbles: 30. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A brace, and Artem Stepanov takes the afternoon — 8.36

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Artem Stepanov provided it, and the 8.36 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

4 matches without a win for Mallorca

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Mallorca are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Mallorca

Pablo Torre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

At 21, Jan Virgili is already the best thing here

An average of 7.06 in a first team he is several years too young for. Mallorca have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Pablo Torre

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

86 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Bayer Leverkusen

Exequiel Palacios was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Edmond Tapsoba falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bayer Leverkusen against Köln

0‑1 to Köln, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Afonso Moreira signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Afonso Moreira and Bayer Leverkusen agree another 5 years.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Aleix García

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Victor Boniface runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Jonas Hofmann will replay that one

1 error, one goal, and a night in front of the same three seconds. He will see it tonight, tomorrow and probably in February, and everybody who has played knows exactly which frame he keeps stopping on.

Player ratings

Patrik Schick could have had three

9 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Jarell Quansah

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

86 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Víctor Cortés

Mallorca interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Víctor Cortés keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Player ratings

Artem Stepanov, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 7.80

A mark of 7.80 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Jean in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mallorca this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jan Virgili

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Antonio Raíllo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Unai Eguíluz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

84 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Sergi Darder wants more than Mallorca are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Match

Mallorca cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Jean in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mallorca this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Remember the name: Jan Virgili

He is 21, he is averaging 7.10, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Martin Valjent signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Martin Valjent and Mallorca agree another 2 years.

Match

Samú the difference as Mallorca beat Celta

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Samú. 2‑1 against Celta, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The terraces

Mallorca supporters have found a favourite in Artem Stepanov

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Artem Stepanov has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Samú was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.69. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Johan Mojica

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

83 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

No mercy from Mallorca

Almería will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Mallorca were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

3 goals for Arnau Puigmal

The match ball belongs to Arnau Puigmal, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Jan Virgili at 21 — 8.51

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Jan Virgili did not need any: 8.51, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Sergi Darder in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mallorca this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Arnau Puigmal in the eights

A performance of 9.75 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Samú was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.05. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Pablo Torre

Marked 8.97 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Artem Stepanov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Mallorca training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Unai Eguíluz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

  • The terraces The spotlight tightens on Toni Lato
  • The terraces The press have found their man in Pablo Torre
  • Boardroom Mallorca keep producing them
82 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Cruel end for Betis as Mallorca pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Mallorca scored in the 90th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Squad

A day Adrián Fuentes will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

Jan Virgili, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 8.05

A mark of 8.05 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Tempers go at Mallorca

Samú was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Adrián Fuentes the difference as Mallorca beat Betis

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Adrián Fuentes. 4‑3 against Betis, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sergi Darder

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Adrián Fuentes at his very best

Marked 9.18. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Mallorca.

Market

Mateu Morey wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Artem Stepanov is still paying for one afternoon at Mallorca

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

80 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

7 matches without a win for Bayer Leverkusen

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Bayer Leverkusen are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tyrone Mings gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Tyrone Mings has just signed for Bayer Leverkusen, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayer Leverkusen

Exequiel Palacios was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sebastian Günther

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sebastian Günther will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Bayer Leverkusen the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Aleix García raises the bar for Bayer Leverkusen

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Bayer Leverkusen heard it as anything else.

Squad

Aleix García signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Aleix García commits to Bayer Leverkusen for another 3 years.

Squad

No hiding place for Exequiel Palacios

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Exequiel Palacios, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Malik Tillman runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

VfB Stuttgart take the points off Bayer Leverkusen

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

79 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Mallorca boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Player ratings

Johan Mojica was immovable

31 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Jan Virgili runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

The wait goes on for Mallorca

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Pablo Torre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mallorca this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Artem Stepanov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Mallorca pick somebody else ahead of Samuel Marques

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Squad

Sergi Darder has to sit this one out

A booking nobody needed, on a night the game was already won. Mallorca lose a player for the most avoidable reason there is.

Match

Mallorca draw a blank against Villarreal

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Villarreal defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

78 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jean

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Mallorca

Pablo Torre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Jan Virgili runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

No hiding place for Samuel Marques

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Samuel Marques, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Johan Mojica could not find anything

4.57. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

Market

The Jan Virgili talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Mallorca know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

77 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Samú asks to leave Mallorca

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Alavés punish Mallorca for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Demarai Gray will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Mallorca escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Artem Stepanov at 20 — 7.65

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Artem Stepanov did not need any: 7.65, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Tempers go at Mallorca

Jean was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Pablo Torre

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Antonio Raíllo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Demarai Gray rescues a point for Mallorca

It needed Demarai Gray to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Alavés, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

David López falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

“I want to play”: Samuel Marques speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

  • Market Samú linked with a move away
  • The terraces Everybody has an opinion about Mateu Morey
73 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Mallorca

9 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Samú asks to leave Mallorca

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Jan Virgili runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 32. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Mallorca

Position 18 and 15 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Tempers go at Mallorca

Pablo Torre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jan Virgili gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Mateu Morey wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Match

Mallorca come up short against Rayo Vallecano

Rayo Vallecano left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

A smaller club would suit Sergi Darder now

He has had enough of the noise. Whether Mallorca can be a quieter place for him, or whether the only cure is a move somewhere the phone-ins are gentler, is a question for the next few months.

In brief

72 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Whatever happens, Bayer Leverkusen do not lose

16 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Exequiel Palacios

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 31 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Chris Brady keeps Bayer Leverkusen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Eliesse Ben Seghir says Bayer Leverkusen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Exequiel Palacios in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayer Leverkusen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Edmond Tapsoba shuts the door

Defensive actions: 20, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Malik Tillman at his very best

Marked 8.74. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Bayer Leverkusen.

Player ratings

One of those days for Loïc Badé

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.58, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Malik Tillman the difference as Bayer Leverkusen beat Borussia Mönchengladbach

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Malik Tillman. 1‑0 against Borussia Mönchengladbach, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

70 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Mallorca's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Mallorca has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

5 matches without a goal for Mallorca

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 5 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Tempers go at Mallorca

Jean was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Jan Virgili runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Mallorca come up short against Valencia

Valencia left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Martin Valjent

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Martin Valjent, and the manager let it.

Squad

A smaller club would suit Jean now

He has had enough of the noise. Whether Mallorca can be a quieter place for him, or whether the only cure is a move somewhere the phone-ins are gentler, is a question for the next few months.

Squad

David López falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

The one thing Pablo Torre could not do

Shots: 6, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

68 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mark Flekken breaks a bone — 35 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 35 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Bayer Leverkusen leave it late against Mainz 05

Ninety minutes of very little, and then everything at once. The winner arrived in the 85th, and Mainz 05 spent what remained of the match appealing to the referee rather than chasing the ball.

Match

11 unbeaten for Bayer Leverkusen

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 11 matches without defeat is a foundation Bayer Leverkusen did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Exequiel Palacios in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayer Leverkusen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Loïc Badé gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Malik Tillman

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.07, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Bayer Leverkusen find a way past Mainz 05

Mainz 05 made Bayer Leverkusen work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Mert Kömür

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Words at Bayer Leverkusen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Edmond Tapsoba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

66 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jan Virgili

Successful dribbles: 33. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Antonio Sánchez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mallorca can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Abdón Prats has been here 8 seasons

365 appearances across 8 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Pablo Torre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mallorca this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Mallorca

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

One of those days for Samú

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.12, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

64 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mark Flekken breaks a bone — 67 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 67 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Chris Brady

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Exequiel Palacios in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayer Leverkusen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

7 unbeaten for Bayer Leverkusen

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Bayer Leverkusen did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Words at Bayer Leverkusen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Loïc Badé is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Chris Brady

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Loan watch

Artem Stepanov wants to come home

“I did not go to Mallorca to sit and watch. I want to come back to Bayer Leverkusen and fight for my place.” 4 appearances in 13 matches say the rest.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Malik Tillman

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The Patrik Schick story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Patrik Schick signs something — a contract at Bayer Leverkusen or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

60 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Mark Flekken out for 100 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bayer Leverkusen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Leonai Souza: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bayer Leverkusen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Mert Kömür is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Exequiel Palacios in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayer Leverkusen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Patrik Schick

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.08, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Loan watch

Artem Stepanov has seen enough of Mallorca

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Bayer Leverkusen, and 2 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Malik Tillman

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Honours even between Bayer Leverkusen and Union Berlin

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Market

The Patrik Schick story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Patrik Schick signs something — a contract at Bayer Leverkusen or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

60 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Demarai Gray breaks a bone — 37 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 37 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jean

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jan Virgili

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Artem Stepanov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Mallorca may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Jan Virgili signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jan Virgili and Mallorca agree another 5 years.

Match

The wait goes on for Mallorca

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

A bad afternoon for Mallorca against Villarreal

0‑2 to Villarreal, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

An afternoon Arnau Puigmal will want back

Marked 5.32. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about André Henrique

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

58 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Demarai Gray out for 52 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Mallorca will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

André Henrique: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Mallorca have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Mallorca turn down Gijón for Gaizka Larrazabal

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Gaizka Larrazabal — 7.08

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 19 actions, 7.08, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Market

Sergi Darder raises the bar for Mallorca

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Mallorca heard it as anything else.

Squad

Artem Stepanov is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Pablo Torre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mallorca this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Pablo Torre

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Abdón Prats is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Mallorca has been clear about where Abdón Prats stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

56 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mert Kömür is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Exequiel Palacios in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayer Leverkusen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Edmond Tapsoba has improved at 28, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

In brief

54 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Demarai Gray out for 84 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Mallorca will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Mallorca turn down Rayo Vallecano for Gaizka Larrazabal

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Mallorca

Jean was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

51 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Stefan Bell damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayer Leverkusen

Exequiel Palacios was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Janis Blaswich moves on

Borussia Mönchengladbach pay $480.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

In brief

51 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Mallorca

Pablo Torre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Mallorca training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gaizka Larrazabal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Experience through the door at Mallorca

Gerard Deulofeu arrives at 33 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Mallorca

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Squad

No hiding place for Justin-Noël Kalumba

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Justin-Noël Kalumba, and the manager let it.

Market

Mallorca borrow Artem Stepanov

A season-long look at somebody else’s player: Artem Stepanov arrives from Bayer Leverkusen with something to prove and a return ticket in the drawer. Good loans make everybody richer; this one starts Saturday.

In brief

50 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Stefan Bell damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Exequiel Palacios in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayer Leverkusen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Bayer Leverkusen still without a manager

11 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

Words at Bayer Leverkusen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chris Brady is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

5 new faces, and Bayer Leverkusen are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Market

The Artem Stepanov conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Mallorca will make the call about Artem Stepanov this week. Bayer Leverkusen have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

36 Edition

The Utrecht Gazette

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Vasilis Barkas keeps Utrecht in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 7 of the 26 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Squad

Vasilis Barkas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Utrecht this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Arkadiusz Milik falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Utrecht come up short against NEC

NEC left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Kevin Gadellaa has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Loan watch

Mees Eppink wants to come home

“I did not go to Sochi to sit and watch. I want to come back to Utrecht and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 5 matches say the rest.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Adrian Blake

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Utrecht pull $1.8M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

In brief

35 Edition

The Utrecht Gazette

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Utrecht

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Player ratings

Adrian Blake runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Artem Stepanov is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Utrecht

Arkadiusz Milik was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mike Eerdhuijzen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Mike Eerdhuijzen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Gjivai Zechiël

A mark of 7.29, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Match

Utrecht draw a blank against Roda

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Roda defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Ángel Alarcón

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

26 Edition

The Utrecht Gazette

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Yoann Cathline damages knee ligaments — 41 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 41 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Artem Stepanov, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.77

A mark of 7.77 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Latina come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Utrecht did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Alonzo Engwanda in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Utrecht this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Artem Stepanov the difference as Utrecht beat Heerenveen

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Artem Stepanov. 2‑1 against Heerenveen, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

No hiding place for Alonzo Engwanda

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alonzo Engwanda, and the manager let it.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Artem Stepanov

At 19 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Words at Utrecht training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mike Eerdhuijzen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Dani de Wit runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

22 Edition

The Utrecht Gazette

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yoann Cathline

74 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Utrecht lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Vasilis Barkas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Utrecht this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Utrecht come up short against Excelsior

Excelsior left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Gjivai Zechiël

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gjivai Zechiël, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Utrecht training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mike Eerdhuijzen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Victor Jensen in the eights

A performance of 8.01 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Adrian Blake

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Utrecht dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Loan watch

Bright van Dijk counts the days

“I watch every Utrecht game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Heracles runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

16 Edition

The Utrecht Gazette

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yoann Cathline

124 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Utrecht lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Utrecht out of the cup

Willem II ended it 1‑0. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

Cruel end for Willem II as Utrecht pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Utrecht scored in the 92th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Squad

Vasilis Barkas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Utrecht this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ángel Alarcón

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Loan watch

Kevin Gadellaa has seen enough of Livorno

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Utrecht, and 3 appearances in 14 say he has earned the hearing.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Mike Eerdhuijzen

7.42, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Utrecht had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Squad

Niklas Vesterlund gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Tijn den Boggende asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief