Enguerrand Bouard

Striker - Köln
24 Mar 2033
Thursday
Process

Marked for Enguerrand Bouard

332 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

6 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Oscar Aga out for 25 days

25 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Köln lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Enguerrand Bouard: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Köln have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Marin Ljubičić is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Köln

Noah Atubolu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Loïc Badé falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Noah Atubolu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Noah Atubolu, and the manager let it.

Match

Kevin Schade answers Bayer Leverkusen immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Kevin Schade had Köln level again within 1 minutes, and Bayer Leverkusen never got to play with a lead at all.

Boardroom

Wages eat 98% of everything Köln earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

A step back for Marcel Wober at Köln

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

In brief

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280 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

8 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kevin Jäger

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Köln say no — this time

The offer from Once Caldas for Abakar Sylla was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Player ratings

Adam Daghim was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 27. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Nicolò Radaelli says Köln went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Lazar Jovanović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Noah Atubolu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Noah Atubolu, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Köln agree a free transfer for Abdoulie Ceesay

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Match

Eintracht Frankfurt take the points off Köln

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Enguerrand Bouard arrives at Köln as the heir apparent

Every dressing room knows how to read a signing like this one. Enguerrand Bouard is not here to sit and wait indefinitely, and the man whose place he has been bought to take knows it better than anyone.

In brief

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  • Boardroom Wages swallow 94% of the Köln income
  • The dugout When it matters, Romano Schmid plays
252 Edition

The Stade de Reims Herald

26 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Andrea Papetti: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stade de Reims have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Enguerrand Bouard asks to leave Stade de Reims

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Théo Leoni has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade de Reims they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Lucas Digne in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade de Reims this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jordan Teze falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Khalil Ayari plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Nuno Lima knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Nuno Lima trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Sinaly Diomandé has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Sinaly Diomandé has written the date down.

Market

Stade de Reims put Stipe Vulikić up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Stipe Vulikić may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief