Tao Paradowski

Goalkeeper - Ibiza
28 Apr 2030
Sunday
Process

Marked for Tao Paradowski

193 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

8 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gabri De Vuyst asks to leave Ibiza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Andrea Dorigo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Andrea Dorigo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ibiza the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Braian Toloza has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Ibiza can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

Mickaël Malsa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ibiza this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ibiza training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Iker Muñoz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Braian Toloza

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Braian Toloza, and the manager let it.

Market

Ibiza and Mateo Serna are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Tao Paradowski lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Player ratings

Braian Toloza stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.72 on the card, and the Ibiza support went home talking about one name.

In brief

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The Ibiza Gazette

1 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Lucas Mulazzi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ibiza, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mateo Serna

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mateo Serna will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ibiza the goodbyes have quietly begun.

The dugout

Juan Blas Samán: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ibiza have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

The dugout

José Capponi frozen out at Ibiza

This is not rotation. José Capponi has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Ibiza is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ibiza

Igor Rodrigues and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ibiza

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mickaël Malsa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lucas Mulazzi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lucas Mulazzi, and the manager let it.

Market

Tao Paradowski told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Tao Paradowski has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Ibiza.

Squad

The armband comes off Kike Barja

Ibiza will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

In brief

191 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

25 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Axel Vargas asks to leave Ibiza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Lucas Mulazzi frozen out at Ibiza

This is not rotation. Lucas Mulazzi has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Ibiza is pretending otherwise.

Market

Only the photograph left for Gabri De Vuyst

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Gabri De Vuyst will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ibiza the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ibiza

Iker Muñoz and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ibiza

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mickaël Malsa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ibiza see off Córdoba

Three points for Ibiza, 2‑1 the final word against Córdoba in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Mateo Serna

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

The dugout

Tao Paradowski gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Mateo Serna

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Ibiza told Mateo Serna something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • Player ratings Braian Toloza runs at them all day
  • Market The clock does Lucas Mulazzi’s negotiating for him
190 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

18 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

José Capponi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ibiza, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Ibiza

Mickaël Malsa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ibiza

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Checkina Dzabatou Ecko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Mateo Serna’s goal not enough for Ibiza

Mateo Serna scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Real Murcia, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

No hiding place for Checkina Dzabatou Ecko

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Checkina Dzabatou Ecko, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Igor Rodrigues

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Igor Rodrigues.

Squad

Costly mistake from Tao Paradowski

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Tao Paradowski knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

The dugout

Diego Rey: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Ibiza

Something was said to Checkina Dzabatou Ecko and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

In brief

189 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

11 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Mickaël Malsa, 34, rolls back the years — 7.91

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.91 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Gabri De Vuyst puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ibiza, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Andrea Dorigo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ibiza have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Andrea Dorigo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ibiza they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Iker Muñoz in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ibiza this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ibiza

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mickaël Malsa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ibiza see off Alcorcón

Three points for Ibiza, 1‑0 the final word against Alcorcón in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

Alpha Onyango gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Ibiza and Mateo Serna

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

188 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

4 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jérôme Bertrand hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ibiza can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Jérôme Bertrand: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ibiza have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Mateo Serna has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ibiza they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

4 matches without a win for Ibiza

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Ibiza are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Kike Barja stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Kike Barja and Ibiza agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

José Capponi frozen out at Ibiza

This is not rotation. José Capponi has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Ibiza is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A falling-out at Ibiza

Iker Muñoz and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ibiza training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mickaël Malsa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Braian Toloza

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

187 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

25 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Ibiza

Beaten 0‑3 by Gimnàstic, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Axel Vargas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ibiza, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Igor Rodrigues stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

The dugout

Lucas Mulazzi frozen out at Ibiza

This is not rotation. Lucas Mulazzi has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Ibiza is pretending otherwise.

Market

Only the photograph left for Gabri De Vuyst

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Gabri De Vuyst will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ibiza the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ibiza

Iker Muñoz and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Ibiza

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Words at Ibiza training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Checkina Dzabatou Ecko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Miguel Berlanga

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

183 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

28 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dani Martín hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ibiza can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Gabri De Vuyst has said yes to Alcorcón

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Ibiza have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Fran Pérez

Ibiza asked and Rayo Vallecano said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Ibiza make their move for Álvaro Djaló

$1.4M on the table at Villarreal. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Diego Blanco

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Ibiza have done the hard part with Ceuta, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Market

Only the photograph left for Andrea Dorigo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Andrea Dorigo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ibiza the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

4 matches without a win for Ibiza

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Ibiza are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Ibiza

Iker Muñoz was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Braian Toloza wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

In brief

173 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

José Capponi asks to leave Ibiza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Ibiza

Tao Paradowski was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ibiza

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mickaël Malsa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Rodin Quiñónes

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Iker Muñoz asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Antony Otero gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Antony Otero is on it.

Market

Still no ink between Ibiza and Braian Toloza

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Ibiza, another week without a signature from Braian Toloza.

Squad

Axel Vargas finally belongs at Ibiza

The language has come, the shrug has gone, and he argues in training like a man who expects to be here next year. None of it shows up on a fee and all of it shows up on the pitch.

Boardroom

The Ibiza academy earns its keep

29 graduates, from a department now rated 9 out of 20. Nothing about the academy appears in a result, and nothing about the club’s future exists without it.

In brief

171 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tao Paradowski

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Mickaël Malsa stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mickaël Malsa and Ibiza agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Igor Rodrigues in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ibiza this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mickaël Malsa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Mateo Serna’s goal not enough for Ibiza

Mateo Serna scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Gimnàstic, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

No hiding place for Igor Rodrigues

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Igor Rodrigues, and the manager let it.

Match

Ibiza make home a hard place to visit

8 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Market

Still no ink between Ibiza and Lucas Mulazzi

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Ibiza, another week without a signature from Lucas Mulazzi.

The dugout

Igor Rodrigues dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

170 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

10 saves: Tao Paradowski was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 10 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Axel Vera puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ibiza, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ibiza

Iker Muñoz and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ibiza

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mickaël Malsa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ibiza come up short against Sabadell

Sabadell left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Mohamed Abdelrahim wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Ibiza can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

Diego Rey: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Lucas Mulazzi is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Igor Rodrigues

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

169 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

22 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

6 saves: Tao Paradowski was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

A falling-out at Ibiza

Iker Muñoz and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

David Del Pozo the difference as Ibiza beat Eldense

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: David Del Pozo. 1‑0 against Eldense, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mateo Serna

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mateo Serna, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David Del Pozo

Marked 8.01 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Ibiza

Something was said to Lucas Mulazzi and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Brahian Ayala is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

The form table has caught Igor Rodrigues

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

Looking ahead

Ibiza take on the side everybody is chasing

Sabadell arrive as leaders. A side at the top is beaten roughly once a month, and the club that does it gets a week it remembers for a year.

In brief

168 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Mateo Serna puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ibiza, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ibiza

Tao Paradowski and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ibiza

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mickaël Malsa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lucas Mulazzi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lucas Mulazzi, and the manager let it.

Squad

Job Ochieng wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Ibiza can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Jérôme Bertrand wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Ibiza will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

The dugout

Antony Otero has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ibiza will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

César Gómez has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and César Gómez has written the date down.

The dugout

Declan Skura knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ibiza, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

167 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Tao Paradowski asks to leave Ibiza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Mickaël Malsa, 34, rolls back the years — 7.84

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.84 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Ibiza

Iker Muñoz was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

David Del Pozo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” David Del Pozo and Ibiza agree another 2 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Ibiza

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mickaël Malsa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Igor Rodrigues gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Ibiza hit back inside 3 minutes

CE Europa held the lead for 3 minutes, which is not long enough to enjoy it. Ibiza answered before the celebration had properly finished, and the shape of the afternoon changed with it.

Squad

Tao Paradowski gifts one

A goalkeeper’s error has no defender behind it to tidy it away. He knew before the ball crossed the line, the crowd knew a second later, and there is nothing anybody can say tonight.

The dugout

Igor Rodrigues dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

166 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Mickaël Malsa, 33, rolls back the years — 7.95

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.95 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Lucas Mulazzi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ibiza this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ibiza training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Iker Muñoz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Mickaël Malsa sends Ibiza past Tarazona

It finished 2‑1, and it was Mickaël Malsa’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Ibiza.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Mateo Serna

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Iker Muñoz

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Enzo Gaggi was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Player ratings

David Del Pozo did the work nobody counts — 7.24

9 combined actions and 7.24. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

The dugout

Tao Paradowski is still paying for one afternoon at Ibiza

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

165 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ibiza

1‑4 against Atlético Madrileño, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

The dugout

Iker Muñoz says Ibiza went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A row about effort at Ibiza

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mickaël Malsa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

José Capponi is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Ibiza has been clear about where José Capponi stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of César Gómez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Ibiza

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ibiza

Diego Opazo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Costly mistake from Tao Paradowski

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Tao Paradowski knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Brahian Ayala's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

164 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Ezequiel Medina says Ibiza went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Ibiza

Igor Rodrigues was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ibiza training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mickaël Malsa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Ibiza rebuffed over Aitor Gismera

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Betis have kept their man, and Ibiza go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Ibiza are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Ibiza pick somebody else ahead of Igor Rodrigues

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Match

Ibiza share the spoils with Betis Deportivo

A 1‑1 draw with Betis Deportivo leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

No place for Anis Fiche in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Ibiza are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

The dugout

Diego Rey on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Diego Rey after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

162 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Tao Paradowski hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ibiza can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Dani Martín: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ibiza have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Dylan Encina has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ibiza they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 11 in, 7 out at Ibiza

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 11 arrived, 7 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Transfer targets

Marcão will not be coming to Ibiza

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Sevilla is saying, and nobody at Ibiza is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ibiza

Iker Muñoz and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Ibiza baulk at the price for Álex Valiño

Algeciras wanted more than $230.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Mickaël Malsa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Gijón tell Ibiza: Iván Martínez is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

159 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Brahian Ayala out for 25 days

25 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ibiza lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Kevin Pavía asks to leave Ibiza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Hugo De Llanos will not be coming to Ibiza

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Real Madrid is saying, and nobody at Ibiza is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

A falling-out at Ibiza

Tao Paradowski and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Mickaël Malsa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Lech tell Ibiza: Pablo Rodríguez is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

No hiding place for Enzo Gaggi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Enzo Gaggi, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

Ibiza ask about Alfonso Pastor

A loan enquiry to Torreense: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Hugo De Llanos is in the works

Ibiza have made the call to Real Madrid. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

158 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Brahian Ayala

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ibiza lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Transfer targets

Ibiza bid $2.7M for Adrià Pedrosa

The offer went to Sevilla this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Market

Dylan Encina has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ibiza they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Kike Barja signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Kike Barja and Ibiza agree another 2 years.

Transfer targets

Ibiza bid $210.0K for Álex Valiño

The offer went to Algeciras this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Tao Paradowski in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ibiza this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Ibiza baulk at the price for Álex Valiño

Algeciras wanted more than $220.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Mickaël Malsa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Iván Martínez

Ibiza asked and Gijón said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

152 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Brahian Ayala out for 79 days

79 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ibiza lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

21 days out for Kike Barja after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ibiza will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Alan Salmantón hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ibiza can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Enzo Gaggi says Ibiza went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

An offer of $770.0K for Amir Saipi

Ibiza have gone to Castellón with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ibiza

Tao Paradowski and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ibiza training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mickaël Malsa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Ibiza rebuffed over Diego Pampín

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Granada have kept their man, and Ibiza go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Víctor García

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

151 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Brahian Ayala

86 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ibiza lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Kike Barja out for 29 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ibiza will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Kevin Pavía hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ibiza can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Andrés Castrín

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Ibiza have done the hard part with Sevilla, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Market

Ibiza say no — this time

The offer from Albacete for Nahuel Ciro was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Amir Saipi

Ibiza asked and Castellón said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A falling-out at Ibiza

Tao Paradowski and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ibiza

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mickaël Malsa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Iker Muñoz is in the works

Ibiza have made the call to Sevilla. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

147 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

58 days out for Kike Barja after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ibiza will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Kevin Pavía puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ibiza, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ibiza

Tao Paradowski and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ibiza

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mickaël Malsa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Brahian Ayala

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Víctor García plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Nahuel Ciro asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Talks stall between Ibiza and Dylan Encina

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Loan watch

Álvaro Dionisio has made Ponferradina’s shirt his own

32 starts now, an average of 6.80, and the team sheet at Ponferradina has stopped being a question. Exactly what everybody signed up for.

In brief

146 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Kike Barja breaks a bone — 65 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 65 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

The season ends: position 10 for Ibiza

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 58 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Brahian Ayala yet — 8.05

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.05 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Ibiza

Tao Paradowski was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mickaël Malsa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Lucas Ribeiro

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The terraces

Ibiza supporters have found a favourite in Braian Toloza

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Braian Toloza has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Ibiza find a way past Sevilla Atlético

Sevilla Atlético made Ibiza work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Diego Rey, on a 1‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

In brief

145 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

74 days out for Kike Barja after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ibiza will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Panagiotis Panagiotou puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ibiza, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Adama in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ibiza this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ibiza

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mickaël Malsa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Tao Paradowski is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Ibiza has been clear about where Tao Paradowski stands, which is more than many ever get.

Match

Ibiza see off Antequera

Three points for Ibiza, 1‑0 the final word against Antequera in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

Rodin Quiñónes gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Mohamed Abdelrahim wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ibiza know it.

Player ratings

Nahuel Ciro was the difference for Ibiza

Marked 7.69. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

In brief

142 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

97 days out for Kike Barja after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ibiza will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Ibiza tear CE Europa apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against CE Europa, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Nahuel Ciro scores twice — 8.74

Two goals and a mark of 8.74 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

A row about effort at Ibiza

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mickaël Malsa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

CE Europa blown away early

There is a particular helplessness in conceding 2 times before the twentieth minute. CE Europa tried to reorganise, Ibiza did not allow it, and the result was written long before it was confirmed.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mikel Goti

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

No hiding place for Zé Vitor

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Zé Vitor, and the manager let it.

Squad

Job Ochieng wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ibiza know it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Diego Rey kept it short after the 3‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

In brief

138 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Kike Barja out for 126 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ibiza will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ibiza

A 0‑4 beating by Real Murcia was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Panagiotis Panagiotou asks to leave Ibiza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Panagiotis Panagiotou says Ibiza went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Mickaël Malsa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Mickaël Malsa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Ibiza

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Panagiotis Panagiotou wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ibiza know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Ibiza

Tao Paradowski was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

136 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alan Salmantón asks to leave Ibiza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Alan Salmantón says Ibiza went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Ibiza

Adama and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ibiza training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mickaël Malsa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Ibiza come up short against Alcorcón

Alcorcón left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dani Martín

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dani Martín, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Diego Rey to a room that had heard them before.

Market

Nothing to show for Tao Paradowski's season away

2 appearances, 0 clean sheets, and a goalkeeper no further forward than the day he left. Whether that belongs to him, to the club that borrowed him or to the people who arranged it is the argument Ibiza will have this month.

Market

Still no ink between Ibiza and Dani Martín

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Ibiza, another week without a signature from Dani Martín.

In brief

135 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Nobody wins at Ceuta

18 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Market

Only the photograph left for Javi Mier

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Javi Mier will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ceuta the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Javi Mier signs for Las Palmas while still at Ceuta

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Javi Mier has agreed terms with Las Palmas for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Words at Ceuta training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marc Domènech is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ceuta

Ignacio Giacinti and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Ceuta

Something was said to Toni Abad and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Match

Iomar rescues a point for Ceuta

It needed Iomar to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Real Madrid Castilla, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Iomar beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 14. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 1‑1 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

In brief

133 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Igor Rodrigues stands alone

10 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Player ratings

Mickaël Malsa, 33, rolls back the years — 7.94

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.94 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Transfer targets

No deal for Adrià Pedrosa at that price

Ibiza offered $2.7M; Sevilla said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Adama in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ibiza this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ibiza training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mickaël Malsa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Mickaël Malsa’s goal not enough for Ibiza

Mickaël Malsa scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Sabadell, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Transfer targets

Deportivo La Coruña tell Ibiza: Ramón Juan is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Loan watch

Tao Paradowski wants to come home

“I did not go to Ceuta to sit and watch. I want to come back to Ibiza and fight for my place.” 2 appearances in 28 matches say the rest.

The dugout

No hiding place for Adama

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Adama, and the manager let it.

In brief

129 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Reece Staunton breaks a bone — 39 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 39 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

Axel Vera says Ibiza went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Ibiza walk away from Ian Aliaga

$110.0K was the most the club would pay and Ourense CF were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

A row about effort at Ibiza

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mickaël Malsa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Ibiza rebuffed over Pío Bonacci

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Almería have kept their man, and Ibiza go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kevin Pavía

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kevin Pavía, and the manager let it.

Squad

Antony Otero signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Antony Otero and Ibiza agree another 2 years.

Match

Halfway: Ibiza sit in position 9

31 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

Match

Sevilla Atlético snatch it back from Ibiza

A goal on 90 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

In brief

124 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Reece Staunton out for 77 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ibiza will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Both of them Lucas Ribeiro's — 9.22

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.22, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

The dugout

Ezequiel Medina keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ibiza may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A falling-out at Ibiza

Adama and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Nobody wins at Ibiza

10 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Squad

Mickaël Malsa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Tao Paradowski counts the days

“I watch every Ibiza game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Ceuta runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Match

Lucas Ribeiro the difference as Ibiza beat Tarazona

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Lucas Ribeiro. 2‑0 against Tarazona, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Job Ochieng wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Ibiza can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout Andrea Cullotta gets it from the manager
  • The dugout When it matters, Nahuel Ciro plays
122 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ryan Rydel is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ceuta is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Ceuta

Marc Domènech and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Ceuta make home a hard place to visit

10 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of José Campaña

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Wages eat 146% of everything Ceuta earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The terraces

Ceuta supporters have found a favourite in Marc Domènech

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Marc Domènech has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Marc Domènech the difference as Ceuta beat Cacereño

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Marc Domènech. 1‑0 against Cacereño, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

A row about effort at Ceuta

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ignacio Alastra was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Interim Coach kept it short after the 1‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

In brief

120 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

Cédric Teguia was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marc Domènech falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Ceuta come up short against Lugo

Lugo left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Talks stall between Ceuta and Guillermo Vallejo

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Cédric Teguia

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Iker Muñoz knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ceuta, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Junior Dávila gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for José Campaña

Nobody at Ceuta is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

In brief

120 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Ibiza

Adama and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Brahian Ayala is slowing down

At 33, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

Squad

A row about effort at Ibiza

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mickaël Malsa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kevin Pavía

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kevin Pavía, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ibiza against Gijón

0‑1 to Gijón, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Loan watch

Tao Paradowski counts the days

“I watch every Ibiza game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Ceuta runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Diego Rey left the room before anybody could ask which.

Squad

The formation has left Braian Toloza behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Ibiza will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

The dugout

Adama knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Adama trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

115 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

6 saves: Igor Rodrigues was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Brahian Ayala yet — 7.98

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.98 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

The drought breaks for Ibiza

6 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Eldense were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Squad

Mickaël Malsa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Tao Paradowski has seen enough of Ceuta

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Ibiza, and 0 appearances in 10 say he has earned the hearing.

Match

Ibiza get the job done against Eldense

A 1‑0 win over Eldense, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Rodin Quiñónes

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ibiza

Ezequiel Medina and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Víctor García is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Ibiza has been clear about where Víctor García stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout Kevin Pavía knocks on the manager’s door
  • The dugout No place in the plan for Kevin Pavía
111 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

No thanks: Manu Bueno rejects the move

Ibiza had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Sevilla, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Tempers go at Ibiza

Adama was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Valencia tell Ibiza: Lucas Alonso is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words at Ibiza training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mickaël Malsa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Kevin Pavía gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Tao Paradowski counts the days

“I watch every Ibiza game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Ceuta runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Squad

Lucas Mulazzi is a square peg at Ibiza

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Market

Still no ink between Ibiza and Dani Martín

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Ibiza, another week without a signature from Dani Martín.

Market

Santiago Müller told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Santiago Müller has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Ibiza.

In brief

104 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Ibiza bid $4.7M for Adrià Pedrosa

The offer went to Sevilla this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Market

Tao Paradowski asks to leave Ibiza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Eyes on Ramón Juan again

The phone has started ringing about Ramón Juan again, and this time the name on the line is Holstein Kiel. Ibiza are listening politely and promising nothing.

Market

Tao Paradowski is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ibiza is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

Ibiza rebuffed over Carlos Pomares

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Zaragoza have kept their man, and Ibiza go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Manu Pedreño falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Adama in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ibiza this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Ibiza try to borrow Antonio Marchena

Cacereño have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Squad

Juan Blas Samán signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Juan Blas Samán commits to Ibiza for another 3 years.

In brief

103 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Ceuta has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Álex Petxarromán asks to leave Ceuta

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Toni Abad says Ceuta went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Ceuta walk away from Lucas Pérez

$1.1M was the most the club would pay and Alcorcón were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Transfer targets

Tao Paradowski is a medical away from Ceuta

The deal with Ibiza is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

A falling-out at Ceuta

Marc Domènech and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Ceuta make their move for Blas Rolón

$120.0K on the table at Mérida. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

Cultural Leonesa tell Ceuta: Germán is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Álex Petxarromán falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

102 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Manu Pedreño asks to leave Ibiza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Terms done: Tao Paradowski is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Juventud Torremolinos waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Ibiza is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Ibiza turn down Mérida for David Del Pozo

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Ibiza make their move for Daijiro Chirino

$4.9M on the table at Almería. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

The dugout

Manu Pedreño frozen out at Ibiza

This is not rotation. Manu Pedreño has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Ibiza is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Mickaël Malsa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ibiza this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Pontevedra tell Ibiza: Miguel Bañuz is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Sergio Díez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Diego Opazo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

99 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Tao Paradowski has said yes to Real Avilés

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Ibiza have lost him in all but the paperwork.

The terraces

A $5.3M sale, and a town that did not want it

Maeson King has gone, the accounts have $5.3M in them, and the supporters have the feeling of having been sold something themselves. Good business and a good decision are not always the same thing.

Market

Business is business: Maeson King goes

Levante paid $5.3M and Ibiza took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Market

Ibiza say no — this time

The offer from Hércules for Santiago Coronel was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Ibiza sell Leandro Iglesias for $2.0M

Leandro Iglesias has left for Rayo Vallecano in a $2.0M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Tempers go at Ibiza

Kevin Pavía was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Ibiza rebuffed over Iván Pérez

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Alcorcón have kept their man, and Ibiza go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Ibiza training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Manu Pedreño is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Ibiza try to borrow Ibai Sanz

Athletic Bilbao have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief