Sean Neave

Striker - Casa Pia
7 Aug 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for Sean Neave

52 Edition

The Casa Pia Herald

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words at Casa Pia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Sousa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Abdu Conté in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Casa Pia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Patrick Sequeira has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Casa Pia will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

Back issues
51 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Joe Willock damages knee ligaments — 14 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 14 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Newcastle United turn down Arouca for Sean Neave

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Newcastle United

Nick Woltemade was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

39 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Anthony Elanga: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Newcastle United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Newcastle United

Nick Woltemade was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Newcastle United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bruno Guimarães is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

34 Edition

The Vis Pesaro Post

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Sean Neave, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.69

A mark of 7.69 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Oussama Alou ran the middle of the pitch — 7.28

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 20 combined actions and a mark of 7.28, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

Match

No end in sight to Vis Pesaro's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Vis Pesaro has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Mauricio Medrano keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Vis Pesaro may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Vis Pesaro

Tommaso Orsini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Manuel Pucciarelli falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Guidonia Montecelio take the points off Vis Pesaro

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sulayman Jallow

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Manuel Pucciarelli

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

33 Edition

The Vis Pesaro Post

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Vis Pesaro

0‑3 against Perugia, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

4 matches without a win for Vis Pesaro

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Vis Pesaro are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Vis Pesaro

Luca Paganini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Vis Pesaro training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alan Pinheiro is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Francesco Nicastro

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Francesco Nicastro, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Inquest at Vis Pesaro

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

32 Edition

The Vis Pesaro Post

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tommaso Orsini

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Luca Paganini signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Luca Paganini commits to Vis Pesaro for another 2 years.

Squad

Luca Paganini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Vis Pesaro this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

28 Edition

The Vis Pesaro Post

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Vis Pesaro

1‑4 against Sambenedettese, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Player ratings

Alan Pinheiro runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Luca Paganini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Vis Pesaro this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Manuel Pucciarelli falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Tommaso Orsini

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tommaso Orsini, and the manager let it.

Market

The Francesco Nicastro conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Triestina will make the call about Francesco Nicastro this week. Vis Pesaro have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Boardroom

Inquest at Vis Pesaro

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Market

Vis Pesaro buy the years ahead of Cristian Previtali

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Squad

Alessio Pozzi dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

26 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nick Pope

59 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Newcastle United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Odysseas Vlachodimos

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Nick Pope: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Newcastle United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Kahveh Zahiroleslam gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Kahveh Zahiroleslam has just signed for Newcastle United, and for once the answer mattered.

Market

Kahveh Zahiroleslam arrives at Newcastle United as the heir apparent

Every dressing room knows how to read a signing like this one. Kahveh Zahiroleslam is not here to sit and wait indefinitely, and the man whose place he has been bought to take knows it better than anyone.

Market

Milton Keynes Dons come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Newcastle United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Player ratings

Bruno Guimarães shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Sven Botman

21 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Match

Joelinton the difference as Newcastle United beat Bournemouth

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Joelinton. 1‑0 against Bournemouth, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

25 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nick Pope damages knee ligaments — 67 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 67 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

12 matches without a win for Newcastle United

The run now stands at 12, and the questions being asked around Newcastle United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A move Agil Mammadov would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Agil Mammadov is living that version at Newcastle United, and it tends to show in the first month.

Market

Queens Park Rangers come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Newcastle United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Newcastle United sign Agil Mammadov with one eye on the future

Nobody at the club will say out loud who this signing is for, which is how you know exactly who it is for. Agil Mammadov has been brought in to take a shirt somebody is still wearing.

Squad

Bruno Guimarães in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Newcastle United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Newcastle United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joelinton is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Sunderland take the points off Newcastle United

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Eyes on Sean Neave again

The phone has started ringing about Sean Neave again, and this time the name on the line is Milton Keynes Dons. Newcastle United are listening politely and promising nothing.

In brief

7 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Bruno Guimarães

Defensive actions: 26. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Words at Newcastle United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joelinton is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Newcastle United find a way past West Ham United

West Ham United made Newcastle United work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

No hiding place for Tino Livramento

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tino Livramento, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Yoane Wissa was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.00. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jacob Ramsey

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Malick Thiaw shuts the door

Defensive actions: 17, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Loan watch

Kacey Wooster wants to come home

“I did not go to Brighton to sit and watch. I want to come back to Newcastle United and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 5 matches say the rest.

Squad

Jonny Day in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Newcastle United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

5 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Newcastle United pay Lokeren $13.0M for a proper upgrade

Lokeren did not want to sell and the number is why they did. $13.0M for Simon Courtois, and the expectation that arrives with him is the kind no amount of settling-in period softens.

Market

Bayern Munich come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Newcastle United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Simon Courtois gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Simon Courtois has just signed for Newcastle United, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nick Pope

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Newcastle United

Joelinton was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Harvey Barnes

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Eyes on Sean Neave again

The phone has started ringing about Sean Neave again, and this time the name on the line is Rotherham United. Newcastle United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Match

A bad afternoon for Newcastle United against Brentford

0‑2 to Brentford, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at Newcastle United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joe Brayson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief