Kai Jansen

Defensive Midfielder - Heerenveen U20
20 Sep 2038
Monday
Process

Marked for Kai Jansen

594 Edition

The Heerenveen Courier

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kai Jansen damages knee ligaments — 20 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 20 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Maxence Rivera yet — 8.75

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.75 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Prince N'Salambi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Heerenveen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Dermot Mee says Heerenveen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Heerenveen

Ringo Meerveld was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ringo Meerveld is carrying Heerenveen

8 goals and a season average of 7.55. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Jacob Trenskow’s goal not enough for Heerenveen

Jacob Trenskow scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Cambuur, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Match

Heerenveen are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Market

Heerenveen may not be able to give Exequiel Tejada what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Exequiel Tejada wants continental football; whether Heerenveen can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

In brief

Back issues
593 Edition

The Heerenveen Courier

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Kai Jansen damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Bernt Klaverboer

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Maas Willemsen keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Heerenveen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Ringo Meerveld, 34, rolls back the years — 9.31

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.31 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Oliver Braude has been here 14 seasons

435 appearances across 14 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Match

Ringo Meerveld sends Heerenveen past Excelsior

It finished 3‑2, and it was Ringo Meerveld’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Heerenveen.

In brief

592 Edition

The Heerenveen Courier

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Kai Jansen damages knee ligaments — 36 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 36 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jacob Trenskow takes the afternoon — 8.78

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jacob Trenskow provided it, and the 8.78 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Ringo Meerveld, 34, rolls back the years — 9.06

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.06 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Exequiel Tejada keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Heerenveen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Luuk Frimpong hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Heerenveen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Heerenveen

Ringo Meerveld was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Heerenveen come up short against Twente

Twente left with the points after a 3‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Match

Jacob Trenskow among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Jacob Trenskow on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Heerenveen and Twente.

Squad

Words at Heerenveen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Noah Visbeen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

591 Edition

The Heerenveen Courier

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kai Jansen

44 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Heerenveen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Jacob Trenskow, 37, rolls back the years — 8.82

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.82 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Ringo Meerveld in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Heerenveen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sem Scheperman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Dylan Vente’s goal not enough for Heerenveen

Dylan Vente scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Zwolle, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Prince N'Salambi is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.34 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

590 Edition

The Heerenveen Courier

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jesper Baas

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kai Jansen

53 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Heerenveen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Exequiel Tejada sends Heerenveen through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Exequiel Tejada obliged against Groningen. 3‑2 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Heerenveen.

Match

Heerenveen run riot against NEC

5‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Match

Exequiel Tejada wins it after the whistle should have gone

104 minutes played. Exequiel Tejada found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Groningen went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Player ratings

A brace, and Prince N'Salambi takes the afternoon — 9.28

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Prince N'Salambi provided it, and the 9.28 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Both of them Exequiel Tejada's — 8.50

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.50, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Sem Scheperman shuts the door

Defensive actions: 30, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Ringo Meerveld yet — 9.27

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.27 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

In brief

589 Edition

The Heerenveen Courier

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kai Jansen damages knee ligaments — 63 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 63 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Prince N'Salambi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Heerenveen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Maxence Rivera yet — 8.66

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.66 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Bernt Klaverboer

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Ringo Meerveld in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Heerenveen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sem Scheperman stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sem Scheperman and Heerenveen agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

No end in sight to Heerenveen's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Heerenveen has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

One of those days for Prince N'Salambi

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.96, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Heerenveen share the spoils with Roda

A 2‑2 draw with Roda leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

588 Edition

The Heerenveen Courier

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kai Jansen damages knee ligaments — 70 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 70 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Bernt Klaverboer keeps Heerenveen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Luuk Frimpong puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Heerenveen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Heerenveen

Ringo Meerveld was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sem Scheperman stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sem Scheperman and Heerenveen agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Daryl Leunga Leunga at his very best

Marked 8.69. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Heerenveen.

Player ratings

Noah Visbeen in the eights

A performance of 8.35 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Wages eat 86% of everything Heerenveen earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Heerenveen and Heracles take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

587 Edition

The Heerenveen Courier

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kai Jansen

77 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Heerenveen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Both of them Prince N'Salambi's — 8.84

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.84, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Ringo Meerveld, 34, rolls back the years — 9.06

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.06 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Heerenveen

Ringo Meerveld was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 goals as Heerenveen and Willem II go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Heerenveen and Willem II, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Words at Heerenveen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Noah Visbeen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Oliver Braude

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Heerenveen share the spoils with Willem II

A 3‑3 draw with Willem II leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

The Noah Visbeen story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Noah Visbeen signs something — a contract at Heerenveen or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

586 Edition

The Heerenveen Courier

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kai Jansen

84 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Heerenveen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Bernt Klaverboer

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Ringo Meerveld, 34, rolls back the years — 8.45

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.45 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Ringo Meerveld in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Heerenveen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 goals as Heerenveen and Ajax go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Heerenveen and Ajax, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Ajax take the points off Heerenveen

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

585 Edition

The Heerenveen Courier

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kai Jansen

93 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Heerenveen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Heerenveen come from 2 down to beat De Graafschap

At 2 goals adrift this was a formality, and the formality lasted right up until it did not. Heerenveen found something the first half had given no notice of, and De Graafschap could not hold what they had.

Player ratings

Both of them Dylan Vente's — 8.41

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.41, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Maxence Rivera, 35, rolls back the years — 9.12

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.12 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Prince N'Salambi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Heerenveen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Heerenveen

Ringo Meerveld was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Dylan Vente the difference as Heerenveen beat De Graafschap

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Dylan Vente. 5‑3 against De Graafschap, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Words at Heerenveen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sem Scheperman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Prince N'Salambi

Marked 9.25 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

584 Edition

The Heerenveen Courier

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kai Jansen

100 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Heerenveen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Heerenveen has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Player ratings

Maxence Rivera, 35, rolls back the years — 9.39

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.39 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Jacob Trenskow has been here 13 seasons

413 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Luuk Frimpong puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Heerenveen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ringo Meerveld in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Heerenveen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Maas Willemsen wants more than Heerenveen are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Noah Visbeen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Heerenveen get the job done against Groningen

A 3‑1 win over Groningen, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

583 Edition

The Heerenveen Courier

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kai Jansen

107 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Heerenveen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Maxence Rivera yet — 8.55

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.55 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Heerenveen

Ringo Meerveld was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Heerenveen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Noah Visbeen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Utrecht take the points off Heerenveen

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Jacob Trenskow

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jacob Trenskow, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Prince N'Salambi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Noah Visbeen story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Noah Visbeen signs something — a contract at Heerenveen or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Prince N'Salambi

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

582 Edition

The Heerenveen Courier

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Kai Jansen damages knee ligaments — 115 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 115 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Bernt Klaverboer

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Both of them Dylan Vente's — 7.74

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 7.74, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Ringo Meerveld yet — 8.96

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.96 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Ringo Meerveld in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Heerenveen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Dylan Vente’s goal not enough for Heerenveen

Dylan Vente scored, and precious little else went right: 3‑5 to Feyenoord, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Match

Dylan Vente among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Dylan Vente on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Heerenveen and Feyenoord.

Squad

Oliver Braude gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Maxence Rivera runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

581 Edition

The Heerenveen Courier

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kai Jansen damages knee ligaments — 122 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 122 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Prince N'Salambi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Heerenveen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Heerenveen

Ringo Meerveld was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Heerenveen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Noah Visbeen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Owen Bergwijn signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Owen Bergwijn and Heerenveen agree another 4 years.

Match

Honours even between Heerenveen and PSV

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Lasse Nordås keeps on missing

Shots: 11, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Ringo Meerveld keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Daryl Leunga Leunga could have had three

6 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief