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93 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Samson Olasupo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Samson Olasupo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Sodiq Oshidero was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Chigozie Chilekwu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.07, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Joseph Abah is the month’s best young player

At 20 he was better than everybody his age in the division for four weeks running, which is harder than one good afternoon. Remo Stars will try not to make too much of it.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Samson Olasupo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Ntando Nkosi

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Ntando Nkosi has come out of that comparison in the side, and Remo Stars have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

Match

Remo Stars and Rangers International take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

No hiding place for Stanley Joseph

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Stanley Joseph, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Osayi Simon was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the Remo Stars dressing room was either.

In brief

Back issues
92 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Biola Sabitu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Remo Stars can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Samuel Anakwe is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo Stars is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Joseph Abah is the real thing at 20

A season average of 7.05 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Remo Stars know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo Stars

Sodiq Oshidero and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Olaniyi Saheed

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Olaniyi Saheed, and the manager let it.

Squad

Stanley Joseph slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Stanley Joseph is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Match

Adama Goïta rescues a point for Remo Stars

It needed Adama Goïta to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Kwara United, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Remo Stars take the armband off Julius Emiloju Junior

It will be explained as a change for the team and it may even be one. Nobody who has worn one believes that, and neither does the man who has just had it taken away.

The dugout

Osayi Simon: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 1‑1 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

In brief

90 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Remo Stars are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 25 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Emmanuel Olisa has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo Stars they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

A bad afternoon for Remo Stars against Bayelsa United

1‑2 to Bayelsa United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo Stars

Adam Mustapha and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Biola Sabitu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Biola Sabitu, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samson Olasupo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑2 Osayi Simon left the room before anybody could ask which.

The terraces

The glare is on Biola Sabitu

Every touch weighed, every quote parsed, every mistake replayed. Some players grow into that; some are quietly finished by it; nobody knows which until afterwards.

The dugout

Sodiq Oshidero left out for tactical reasons at Remo Stars

The shape wanted a different profile against this opponent, which is a real football answer and no comfort at all to the man it is about. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

In brief

89 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Samson Olasupo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Samson Olasupo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo Stars

Hadi Haruna and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Samson Olasupo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Samson Olasupo, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Osayi Simon on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lekan Malik is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Olaniyi Saheed has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Remo Stars will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Squad

Joseph Abah is the weekend's best young player

At 20 he is being measured against the rest of the division's kids and coming out in front. The senior version of this award is where the club would like this to lead.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for Sodiq Oshidero

Nobody at Remo Stars is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

Match

Point won or two lost for Remo Stars?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Ikorodu City? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

84 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Whatever happens, Remo Stars do not lose

22 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Samuel Anakwe has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo Stars they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Antonio Galeano stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Antonio Galeano and Remo Stars agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo Stars

Olaniyi Saheed and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ntando Nkosi

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Joseph Abah is the division's best young player this month

At 20 he has spent a month being better than everybody his age in the league, which is a different and harder thing than one good afternoon. Remo Stars will try very hard not to make too much of it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Stanley Joseph

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Stanley Joseph, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samson Olasupo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Samuel Anakwe

A mark of 7.68, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

In brief

83 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

21 unbeaten for Remo Stars

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 21 matches without defeat is a foundation Remo Stars did not have in the autumn.

Match

Nobody wins at Remo Stars

15 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Market

Hosea Michael has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo Stars they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Adam Mustapha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Biola Sabitu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ntando Nkosi stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.30 on the card, and the Remo Stars support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

Osayi Simon: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lekan Malik was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

“I want to play”: Stanley Joseph speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

75 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Whatever happens, Remo Stars do not lose

13 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Nasarawa United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Remo Stars did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

The dugout

Stanley Joseph: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Remo Stars have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Antonio Galeano honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. Remo Stars had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Market

Olalekan Adeleke puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Remo Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Nobody wins at Remo Stars

11 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Market

Hosea Michael has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo Stars they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Adama Goïta signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Adama Goïta commits to Remo Stars for another 4 years.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Remo Stars

7 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

In brief

74 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Olalekan Adeleye

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Olalekan Adeleye will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Sodiq Oshidero was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Hadi Haruna back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Remo Stars has worked with Hadi Haruna before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

The dugout

No hiding place for Stanley Joseph

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Stanley Joseph, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Ntando Nkosi knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Remo Stars, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Azeez Agboola is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

66 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Olalekan Adeleye is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo Stars is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Sodiq Oshidero was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Hadi Haruna back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Remo Stars has worked with Hadi Haruna before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

Squad

Samson Olasupo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Remo Stars

6 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Squad

Remo Stars take the armband off Ahmed Akinyele

It will be explained as a change for the team and it may even be one. Nobody who has worn one believes that, and neither does the man who has just had it taken away.

In brief

65 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Remo Stars are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 70 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Samson Olasupo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo Stars is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

Mark Gibson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Remo Stars may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Ahmed Akinyele signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ahmed Akinyele and Remo Stars agree another 4 years.

Squad

Sodiq Oshidero in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Hadi Haruna back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Remo Stars has worked with Hadi Haruna before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

In brief

61 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Remo Stars up to position 2

69 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Match

11 unbeaten for Remo Stars

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 11 matches without defeat is a foundation Remo Stars did not have in the autumn.

Market

Samson Olasupo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo Stars is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo Stars

Hadi Haruna and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Antonio Galeano was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.31. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

Hadi Haruna back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Remo Stars has worked with Hadi Haruna before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

Squad

Mark Gibson signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Mark Gibson and Remo Stars agree another 3 years.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Antonio Galeano

6 goals and a season average of 7.26 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Samson Olasupo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

29 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Emmanuel Olisa has said yes to Kun Khalifat

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Remo Stars have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Mark Gibson is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo Stars is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Remo Stars cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Hadi Haruna in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

The game went through Chaka Coulibaly — 6.80

Marked 6.80 on 12 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Match

A bad afternoon for Remo Stars against Niger Tornadoes

0‑1 to Niger Tornadoes, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Remo Stars lose Sunday Okoye

53 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

The dugout

Osayi Simon faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Osayi Simon after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

Ibrahim Obansa wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Remo Stars will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

In brief

26 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Oche Ejuke out for 27 days

27 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Remo Stars lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Sodiq Oshidero says no to Nasarawa United

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Sodiq Oshidero had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Market

Emmanuel Olisa agrees terms with Wikki Tourists

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Remo Stars people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Player ratings

Chaka Coulibaly, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 8.06

A mark of 8.06 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Joseph Abah puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Remo Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

So close: Ibrahim Obansa’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Ikorodu City moved on, Ibrahim Obansa reports back to Remo Stars, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

The dugout

Jérôme Bonou: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Remo Stars have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Transfer targets

John Amah will not be coming to Remo Stars

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Plateau United is saying, and nobody at Remo Stars is enjoying the guessing.

The terraces

One of their own: Stanley Joseph

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

In brief