Stanley Joseph

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11 Apr 2029
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Stanley Joseph

136 Edition

The Brisbane Roar Chronicle

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ravshan Xayrullayev asks to leave Brisbane Roar

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Michael Ruhs runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Stanley Joseph: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Brisbane Roar have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Sebit Ngor signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Sebit Ngor and Brisbane Roar agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Brisbane Roar

Ajdin Hrustić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Central Coast Mariners take the points off Brisbane Roar

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Justin Vidic

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Dimitris Valkanis in the eights

A performance of 8.47 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Justin Vidic leaves them behind him

Shots: 12. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

Back issues
105 Edition

The Brisbane Roar Chronicle

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Brisbane Roar lose Ajdin Hrustić

121 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Brisbane Roar

Ajdin Hrustić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Grant McLaren again

The phone has started ringing about Grant McLaren again, and this time the name on the line is Newcastle Jets. Brisbane Roar are listening politely and promising nothing.

In brief

97 Edition

The Brisbane Roar Chronicle

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Brisbane Roar spell it out for Grant Ross

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Grant Ross has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

George Plusnin is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Brisbane Roar is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Brisbane Roar

Ajdin Hrustić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Vladimir Mendes gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

The armband comes off Lawrence Nicholas

Brisbane Roar will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

Market

Brisbane Roar and Stanley Joseph are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Vladimir Mendes has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Brisbane Roar will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Boardroom

$4.0M taken back off the Brisbane Roar table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

Market

Brisbane Roar put Chinedu Chukwu up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Chinedu Chukwu may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

50 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Hosea Michael keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Remo Stars may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Samuel Anakwe runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Adama Goïta in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Hosea Michael signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Hosea Michael commits to Remo Stars for another 5 years.

Player ratings

One of those days for Olamilekan Adedayo

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.97, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Isaiah Ejeh

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.25, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Remo Stars and Plateau United take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

No hiding place for Stanley Joseph

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Stanley Joseph, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Adama Goïta leaves them behind him

Shots: 7. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief