Andreas Nygård

Goalkeeper - Volga
14 Oct 2026
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Andreas Nygård

8 Edition

The Volga Sentinel

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A move Andreas Nygård would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Andreas Nygård is living that version at Volga, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Dmitry Tikhiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Volga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Volga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodrigo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Kirill Folmer runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Dmitry Kamenschikov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Dmitry Kamenschikov could have had three

7 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

Back issues
7 Edition

The Lillestrom Courier

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

A brace, and Thomas Lehne Olsen takes the afternoon — 8.20

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Thomas Lehne Olsen provided it, and the 8.20 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 7 of the 29 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tomáš Vaclík

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Felix Vá

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

A bad afternoon for Lillestrom against Viking

2‑3 to Viking, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Sondre Tronstad falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ylldren Ibrahimaj gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Tempers go at Lillestrom

Armand Wangen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One moment undoes Espen Garnås

There was one mistake and it ended in the net. Defenders are judged on the worst thing they did rather than on the eighty-nine minutes either side of it, which is unfair and is also the job.

In brief

4 Edition

The Lillestrom Courier

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Lillestrom's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Lillestrom has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Lillestrom

Sondre Tronstad was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Lillestrom training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ylldren Ibrahimaj is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Lillestrom beat the market to Magnar Ødegaard from Sarpsborg 08

Sarpsborg 08 will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Magnar Ødegaard has pre-agreed a move to Lillestrom, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Squad

Felix Vá gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Felix Vá

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

10 new faces, and Lillestrom are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Match

Lillestrom share the spoils with Mjondalen

A 1‑1 draw with Mjondalen leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

The one thing Markus Karlsbakk could not do

Shots: 4, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief