Valentín Serrano

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4 Mar 2027
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Process

Marked for Valentín Serrano

29 Edition

The Arsenal Chronicle

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nahuel Pezzini

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Uriel La Roza at 21 — 7.66

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Uriel La Roza did not need any: 7.66, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

Whatever happens, Arsenal do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal

Damián Pérez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Julián Vila was immovable

21 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Matías Sosa at his very best

Marked 8.96. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Arsenal.

Match

Arsenal find a way past Tristán Suárez

Tristán Suárez made Arsenal work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Valentín Serrano

19 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

No hiding place for Talo Colletta

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Talo Colletta, and the manager let it.

In brief

Back issues
7 Edition

The Arsenal Chronicle

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Damián Pérez

78 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Arsenal lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Federico Mekbel out for 55 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Arsenal will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Valentín Serrano

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Uriel La Roza in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Julián Vila shuts the door

Defensive actions: 19, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Words at Arsenal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lucas Mihovilcevich is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

6 Edition

The Arsenal Chronicle

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Damián Pérez

85 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Arsenal lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Matías Sosa hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Arsenal can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nahuel Pezzini

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Uriel La Roza, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 8.41

A mark of 8.41 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Matías Sosa

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Damián Pérez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Lautaro Brienzo at his very best

Marked 9.16. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Arsenal.

Boardroom

Wages eat 746% of everything Arsenal earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Uriel La Roza

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

4 Edition

The Arsenal Chronicle

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Damián Pérez

99 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Arsenal lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Arsenal

A 0‑4 beating by San Miguel was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

Arsenal out of the cup

Argentinos Juniors ended it 1‑3. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 12 of the 48 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Player ratings

Matías Lucero runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

No end in sight to Arsenal's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Arsenal has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

A chastening introduction for Joaquín Galarza — 5.63

It is a hard way to meet a crowd. Marked 5.63 on the day he was handed the shirt, and the important thing now is what the next one looks like.

Squad

Damián Pérez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Valentín Serrano gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

3 Edition

The Arsenal Chronicle

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Damián Pérez

106 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Arsenal lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Valentín Serrano

31 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Matías Sosa

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief